Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom...
Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom
Lucas Cox
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Nicholas King
WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM?!
Dominic Richardson
Peni is still in first place guys.
Camden Reed
We hereby seize this hall in the name of the proletariat!
Colton Brooks
Alright everyone, let's do a quick headcount this time so nobody gets confused.
I'm just going to assume Azula isn't showing up to this meeting.
Doctor Octopus present,
Adrian Harris
First thing on the agenda: organ harvesting. We need as many organs as possible right here and right now. Lex apparently has some plan he needs them for.
Cooper Evans
Why did you have nudes to begin with?
Also Yea Forums is that way Eggman.
Well that certainly ruins in my annual tradition to make a Hentai starring the winner...
Let's just hope he doesn't pull a BvS on us and make Doomsday.
Grayson Gomez
Here ya go. Got me some eyes. Those are organs right?
Landon Jenkins
>Let's just hope he doesn't pull a BvS on us and make Doomsday.
Don't jinx it.
He never specified. Just give whatever you can get.
James Rogers
Gentlemen, Stark industries is mine! Who wants Iron Man's greatest secrets?
Jason Butler
I’m sorry I lost my temper at the hall of justice can you guys ever forgive me?
Noah Morales
>*K-CHEEEM!*
NO! FUCK COMMIES! I 've had too many bad run ins with that shit in the CapCon. I worked my ass off to get myself and my family out of that hellhole
Samuel Cook
Get lost kid, the adults are talking.
Kevin Price
Eh napoleon how's it been, so how's your society going?
Justin King
Now that I’m back in the saddle again I believe you all have something for me?
Oliver Watson
Lucas Lee
If I wanted to hear the secrets of the man with the man with the world's tiniest dick, I'd just find him and bully them out of him myself. So no. Don't really care, kid.
Don't feel bad. You did great!
Asher Diaz
ME NOT HORNY! ME NOT WANT TO ASSBANG LADYBOY
Ryder Young
Captain Marvel is a success but hated! Shazam! was well-liked but only barely made it's budget back! My scheme to destroy the Earth Prime public's appreciation of the two Marvel's is complete! I am the greatest villain of the Amalgamverse!
HA HA HA HO HO HEE HEE HYUCK HYUCK HA HA
Bentley Williams
If there's pigs, are there bears? I really want Hector to join the Leigon.
Ryder James
Yes?
Connor Robinson
Yo! Where’s the wings!?
Isaac Parker
Hey Doc, sorry I’m late, all of the doors look the Same here.
Kayden Scott
FINALLY A CROWD I CAN RELATE TOO!
John Sullivan
I say we make Unikitty Miss Yea Forums!
Master Frown and maybe Unikitty if she ever stops crying
What can a brain in a jar do for us?
Good?
Kayden James
>I say we make Unikitty Miss Yea Forums!
...I think we have a better chance here folks
Ian Wilson
Hi, I'm Hatchet. Anyone hiring?
Cooper Cook
These parts aren’t known for their privacy.
Camden Hall
HEH ITS MEH MOSS MAN! GOOD OLD BONE MAN SENT ME HERE.
Jason Bennett
Moss Man's a good guy.
Jace Flores
UH-OH, COVER BLOWN
>Gets beat up by everyone present
Aaron Baker
Great? But I hurt so many people!
Awww thank you
Parker Wood
Bizarro, don't.
>Great? But I hurt so many people!
They were assholes and they deserved it. You literally did nothing wrong.
Robert Adams
Ham, bacon, and sausage
BLAM!!
BLAM!!
BLAM!!
Luke Richardson
But we are number one!
Brayden Gonzalez
DANG IT HOW COULD MOSS MAN DISGUISE HIMSELF AS BEASTMAN SO EFFECTIVELY.
OH YOU ALREADY KILLED HIM, HUH, ANYHOW IM NOT STAYING, BEASTMAN HEARD THAT SOME FILES HERE WERE TAKEN RECENTLY, HE'LL STAY HERE AND KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS WHILE I ORGANIZE SSM. ESPECIALLY WITH TWO SHREDDERS TRYING TO KILL ME
>Runs off
Henry Campbell
We must buy our costumes at the same s&m shop a couple blocks down from lexcotp tower
Chase Perry
No, I have no need for henchmen. The Sinister Six are headache enough.
If you tell Bizarro not to do something he's going to do it. Encourage him and he won't.
Not anymore Robbie. Memes die, and nobody remembers you anymore.
Good luck Skeletor. I'll keep Shredder and Shred-Kraang off your trail for you.
But I like my jumpsuit and trenchcoat!
Carson Moore
You bet your arse Sportacus remembers me!
Joseph Price
Leo Reyes
So you didn't cash in that gift card that Lex gives each of us on our birthdays? Obviously skeleton and I did, its really the best place to buy loincloths and chest harnesses
Jeremiah Cooper
>Nobody goes to S&M anymore.
"Hey man, what the hell is S&M?"
>I don't know... But it's apparently an important part of the plan.
"What plan?"
>Something involving Organ Harvesting.
"Oh."
Jack Peterson
Really? That’s good I don’t like anyone hurting my friends. Thank you miss fairy lady I feel much better now
But I don’t wear clothes....
Hello new friends!
Connor Baker
Its when people say that i wonder why i don't blow this base up with everyone inside including myself.
Liam Rogers
>Oh. That's what that is.
"Neat. We're gonna pass on that though."
>We Mooninites don't need any Loincloths.
"Or belts."
Cooper Lopez
Oh I cash those in, I just use the money on more important things.
Also are you still trying to switch bodies with Power Girl? I could offer some assistance in that...
Because you belong in Yea Forums.
Hunter Mitchell
>We think you're a spy.
"We don't like spies. Or heroes. Form Quad Laser!"
Jose Richardson
Careful doc, he's part of the JP branch of the legion of doom, known as shi no kyokai, you can blame azula on that one for the invasion of Japan for their high aggressions to us recently.
Brody Thompson
Who would want to?
Umm something something friendship something something always another way? Ya I’m not good at talking people down
What are you guys?
Jeremiah Hill
Allow me to say right now that Bizarro world rules are terrible and I hate them all.
>Really? That’s good I don’t like anyone hurting my friends. Thank you miss fairy lady I feel much better now
Don't sweat it, kid. Always willing to help a friend!
Aaron James
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN CAH
Juan Torres
Sorry
Aiden Green
These guys, right? Call themselves the Legion of Doom but can't even destroy a house of cards. What a buncha losers.
Sebastian Ward
You better be sorry pal, before I unleash a barrage of missiles on your friggin’ metal ass.
Carson Davis
I'm late. What's on the agenda today, and why in the hell is Carl here?
Don't even try it Carl, or you'll be spending tonight with Hand Banana again.
Chase Wood
Not a worry. We got enough AMS to handle it. And we're sitting next tot the ship with even more
Ah Azula, was wondering where you were
Gabriel Bennett
There are those who would relentlessly pursue the end of your proletariat with the fervor of a thousand sea dogs.
Jason Gomez
Had some matters to deal with. Nothing to worrisome.
Justin Garcia
>Insults like that will result in your absolute demise.
"Absolutely!"
>Err, fire.
*The Quad Lazer is fired at Master Frown*
"Done."
Bentley Johnson
Pants!
Parker Allen
Why do you do this Braniac? We give you pants and you throw them away. We teach you how to make them and you don't. Hell, you won't even steal pants.
James Baker
Yeah, heheheh. I’d like to see you try there, fire lad- wait a minute. WHICH ONE OF YOU FRIGGIN’ DID THIS
Brayden Morgan
>Sorry, we paid that ball of meat to go on a rampage with that robotic suit of "yours".
"Watch as The Hall of Justice crumbles!"
Xavier Barnes
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Now don't make me kick your head, Carl. It'd be a shame if it got lost in the swamp.
Isaac Evans
O um ok
>takes a step to the right
Not sending hand banana on sight? Azula are you feeling ok?
Is that a talking whale in the middle of the base!
Jose Fisher
Ah Azula! One of the few times I'm glad to be wrong.
Hunting down and murdering Jackal I assume?
Yes Brainiac, we know you obsess about pants.
I did Carl. We just got the Hall cleaned. We don't need it blown up again.
Carson Williams
I feel a little nicer today, so be glad
As many as I can find. Every Jackal I put down, two more pop up elsewhere. Keeping me very busy,
Ryder Johnson
HAHAHAHA!
Andrew Hernandez
>watching porn on the main screen
Now this is the experience kids just aren't gonna get on their cell phones.
Colton Anderson
So tell me, where’s the button that makes me friggin’ call in the Green Lantern Corps to come in here and kick your asses?
Daniel Allen
I believe I’ve canonically spoken at least once.
Jordan Myers
James Anderson
Mommy?
Charles Bennett
So you want them to get raped by Hand Banana before he goes for you, Carl? I'd find it funny, so would he, but I don't think you would. Just watch the porn on the TV, get some beer, and wait for your body to get back.
I'm going to kick this little shit if it calls me mommy again.
Elijah Nelson
*Watching the porn trough a feed stream*
This sucks. Got anything better? I expected with all these super powers, tech and what not the porn scene would be better. Even the Canopians have better
Jason Turner
Forgive me for bein’ a little confused as to how I could get raped when my ass is sorta replaced by die-cast here.
Brandon Reed
Hand Banana will find a way. Trust me
Ethan Scott
Carl I will put your fucking head in a jar if you make a mess of the place!
Meatwad, I will get you a lifetime supply of Enchiladitos and Popsicles if you stop right where you are.
Well there are the annual Hentai films I make every year starring the winner of Miss Yea Forums. Bottom row next to the entertainment set.
Aiden Nelson
Who said anything about the ass, Carl? You've got ears don't you? Worst comes to worst, I can always take an eye out to make an opening for Hand Banana.
Bentley Lopez
>Assume your target.
("TARGET LOCKED IN")
*missiles pound the hall of justice into smithereens*
"GOT EM'!"
>Fuck you, Superman.
Joseph Smith
Thanks. *Sees Space nymps IV: Painal Colony* Now this is my jam. Sex in Space never gets old
Nathaniel Bailey
Daddy?
Colton Gomez
Well, alright, if it gets me popsicles. I love me some popsicles, boy
Luis Gomez
Oh, please do! It’d be better than havin’ to listen to your obnoxious voice, octopus man!
And how about you shove your hand banana right up your ass?
Gavin Wright
I DID MY TIME
Gabriel Cooper
IV is boring. It's mostly just sex scenes. Doesn't even bother to follow up on the plots started in three.
Cameron Sullivan
Really? Never seen it so it's new to me. My favorite part of II and III was the brainwashing
Luke Green
You idiots! The Justice League could be coming for us at any minute! AND AS I'VE REITERATED COUNTLESS TIMES! WE JUST GOT THE DAMN PLACE FIXED!!!
You're very welcome! But considering Penni Parker is in the lead, you might not be getting one this year...
Great. Check the freezer in the basement.
I would if I could get this damn jar open!
Grayson Wilson
No. Now go find Meatwad or someone else, I'm neither your mother or father.
How about I shove your head right up Wolverine's ass? With his regenerative abilities you should be in there for a long time. Poor Carl, looks like he couldn't get a head in life.
Brandon Gray
Too bad we're on bad terms with this Jackal guy. An aged up clone would be wonderful...
Jonathan White
All of that ignored. Phallucus Egorgius doesn't even show up until an after credits cameo where he basically says 3 was an alternate timeline.
A huge middle finger to fans.
Austin Gonzalez
I checked the freezer, I saw some ice and some beer, but no damn popsicles.
Nicholas Rivera
ALRIGHT THAT’S IT, I’M GETTIN’ THE FRIGGIN GREEN LANTERN CORPS IN HERE! KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!
Jaxon Jones
Fuck damn it. And they didn't do anything with III's cliffhanger of the rows of clone tanks of the female prison wardens. Imagine the orgy that could have been done
Nathan Peterson
Mr toy car man there’s no reason to be rude
The league is full of jerks we can take them
You shouldn’t clone people for stuff like that....
Robert Jones
I don't think I'm even gonna bother with five honestly.
Caleb Cooper
Nope! Have fun burning to death!
Alexander Ramirez
Trust me Unikitty, I've seen some fucked up stuff. Besides if the clone keeps her personality... I always wanted a Genki wife. God I'm a damaged individual
Hudson Jackson
No buddy. You don't want Jackal around. Mr Sinister's ramblings on how Scott and Jean should fuck are more tolerable than Jackal's insane plans.
I'm not sure what happened to them! I got a box just yesterday! But I'll get you a box right now, give me a minute...
And I finally got that jar opened.
Dominic Price
Yeah, righAHHHHHHHHHHH
Samuel Roberts
G'day mates. Thought I'd stop by and get a bite to eat. You cunts don't mind do ya?
Oop. Never mind then.
Caleb Hernandez
Well, alright then. I’ll just be here. Waiting.
Christian Gomez
I'm a superhero!
*Magnetically erases Ignignokt and Err*
Kevin Brooks
Annnd don’t forget to state whose rogues gallery you’re in also
Liam Wilson
Bring back tacos!
I’ve got to ask what advantage do boomerangs give you that a gun couldn’t do better?
Isaiah Price
Alright, they had Fudge Pops, those Fourth of July ones, Rainbow Pops, or Orange Creamsicles. I wasn't sure which one you liked, so I got you all of them.
Shut up Bubble Bass.
Taco Bell is right down the street. I spent enough just to get enough Popsicles to satisfy Meatwad. Go get your own damn tacos.
Lucas Rivera
Well, alright! Fudgesicles, my favorite!
Gavin Nguyen
Careful Ock, you don’t want me to make you forget how to control those arms of yours. I can do it!
Dominic Wood
Guns don't come back when you throw 'em.
Are you one of them atlanteans, mate?
Oy, you wouldn't mind sharing those, wouldja mate?
Jack Nelson
Sure, but you gotta say please first.
Jacob Rogers
Last I checked, you were South Jersey's most dangerous Supervillain of the Month, during August 2003.
Matthew Long
Oh shit! Those were the Ice Cream social gu- *gets boomeranged by Capt. Boomerang*
Run, fat boy, run!
*smash*
Blake Anderson
See you at the company picnic, Dr. Weird! *runs off*
Jordan Lopez
Tacos nice!
You use to be cool doc what happened?
Normally you shoot the gun not throw it
Austin James
No, don't bring back tacos. They're always soggy.
Robert Morales
You should place the meat on a bed of lettuce if you want to prevent that
John Wilson
You never get anywhere by saying please, kid. Remember that.
Please, can I have the fudgesicle?
Yeah you better get outta here ya yobbo!
>Normally you shoot the gun not throw it
The hell? You tryin' to show off yer smarts ya drongo?
Anthony Myers
Well, alright then. Have as many fudgesicles as you want, since you asked so nicely.
Robert Richardson
Give me your own money and list next time I go out to buy something, and I will. As it was, I had my arms full and you gave me a last minute request. It came across to me as freeloading.
I didn't.
I have a fellow back in New York with a similar mind set. Just take out the "Captain" part. He has a ton of specialized Boomerangs that can do plenty of different things. Very ambitious, but quite incompetent.
Dominic Diaz
Hello everyone, I was told I could find good recr- ahem singers for a new band I'm producing! We already have a catchy chorus for our new single: >dauqs edicius eht nioj.
You can start practicing it before your audition!
Ryan Adams
Yer a proper bloke and all that, mate. You got smokes too?
Sounds like I should get my lawyers involved to protect my brand. Heh heh heh. Sounds a lot like me.
>Very ambitious, but quite incompetent.
Too much like me.
Oy mates. Don't fall for this bollocks. It's how they reel you in fer Task Force X. Already fell for that one time.
Adam Russell
By the time I actually get them, they're almost always ruined to begin with. No point.
Not a chance, asshole.
Jason Jones
That’s on the other side of the Marianas Trench.
Evan Mitchell
Eggman got his ugh nudes posted again
And Lex is still awhol
Dominic Stewart
Probably getting ready for whatever scheme he's setting up using all those organs. 100% guarantee it's something to kill Superman with.
Connor Wright
Hope it doesn't interfere with my plans involving the Big Getti Star.
Ayden Morales
Bull E plans to rip tiny Turner’s head off anyway.
Lincoln Watson
SHUT UP BRAK SHOW ZORAK
Connor Gonzalez
I'm double-parked outside, can we make this quick.
Carter Morris
SHOW ME TITS AND ASS OR I UNLEASH EVERY MONSTER ON MONSTER ISLAND
John Hughes
Azula doesn't know what a pubic hair is.
Adam Reyes
KNOW THAT I AM SERPENTOR!
HOW IS EVERYONE? I BROUGHT WINE FOR US TO ENJOY IN OUR GLORIOUS MEETING! NOW TELL ME, WHAT HAS HAPPENED?!
Colton Richardson
JAWSOME
Sebastian Myers
David Lee
because she keeps it nice and smooth down there.
Luke Taylor
>BREAKING NEWS
>LIVE FROM THE LAS VEGAS DESERT!
>LEX LUTHOR FIGHTING SUPERGIRL, ALTHOUGH IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A BEATDOWN.
>MR LUTHOR SEEMS TO BE INTOXICATED
Jason Thomas
Ty lee....Do you even stop and pondering at what's coming out of your mouth?
No, I keep it nice and trimmed like any good princess does.
Couldn't keep it in his pants I see.
Dominic Stewart
Suprised ya actualy reveal it.
That ty lee chick seems sexually frustrated
and lex? hahahhaa of course he picks a fight with a girl
Daniel Price
but the S is on her cape...
Carson Sanders
It's common knowledge nowadays, considering Jackal smearing my name, my clones running around naked while destroying things, and Ty Lee being a blabber mouth. At this point I don't really care anymore, considering it's not actually hurting my standing in the competition. As for Ty Lee, she's......Ty Lee. Lex does know Superman is going to break him for beating Supergirl, right?
Andrew Rogers
Mr Luthor shouldn’t let out his sexual frustration for Superman by hitting girls
You’re a princess fire lady? I’m a princess to!
I think he’s trying to come to terms with his feelings for Superman
Parker Cook
Knowing lex, he probaly wants big blue to attack him. you know his hate boner.
Why not kill ty lee?
As for how much hair, the main man does not care.
Austin Wood
>Ty Lee with a massive bush
yes please
William Thomas
The Main Man has met supergirl before. she does indeed have the S on her little chest.
since when do cats hybrids have royalty?
Ayden Roberts
Yep! I'm the princess and rightful ruler of Fire Nation, unlike my usurper brother. What nation are you from?
I try and I do, but yet she keeps coming back. I swear it's like somebody made her immortal just so she can infuriate me till the day I die, and when I die she'll do the same in the after life. So, instead I'm trying to live with it now, and it's not bad per say. Like dealing with a gnat that won't shut up about your sexual life and has to stay 300 feet away.
Ryan Roberts
I assure you Azula, that I have nothing to do with this. Must be jackal at it again.
Zachary Clark
I know, all you do is wear my clothi.......Is that Ty Lee in the back? What the hell are you doing Sinister?
Kevin Ortiz
What? you must be seeing things.
thats not ty lee....it's one of her many sisters.
Lucas Sullivan
I’m from the Unikingdom the happiest and nicest place in the world!
We have royalty the same as anywhere else and I will have you know I’m the only unicat in the kingdom. Everyone is a different creature.
Brandon Moore
Who's in charge of giving out the address in here? I spent two days in /pol/ trying to find this place!
Dominic Edwards
Well, you could be right about that one. Her sisters do look exactly like her. Freaky ass identical looking sisters.
How wonderful! What kind of resources do you have? Oil? Coal? Lumbar?
Jayden Reed
Friendship and candy! Also plastic lots of plastic
That’s so sad! what happened to you?
Isaiah Foster
he probaly found out that the i.q. level on /pol/ is even lower then a pack of monkies on drugs
Lincoln Edwards
We all got along well until I found out they were larpers. For shame, too. I had extended my hand to employ some of them before i found out.
Ethan Allen
Well we wrecked the hall of justice recently so there's that
Anthony Perry
I have no need for friendship or candy, but I can work with plastic. Are you willing to trade plastic for another resource like coal for example?
Shameful. Nothing worse then men willing to rattle the saber but not use it when war comes.
Isaac Jenkins
COBRA WILL RECRUIT THEM INSTEAD! THIS I COMMAND!
YOU WILL RULE BY MY SIDE!
HA! Luthor is fighting a woman!
HELLO SHARKS!
GLORIOUS! LET US CELEBRATE OUR VICTORY!
ASK HER FOR GUNS THAT SHOOT MOLTEN PLASTIC!
Angel Bennett
Do you have metal? I have a few projects that could use more especially if things like the hall of justice are going to keep happening.
Why would we make guns that shoot plastic?
Dylan Long
Yes, I've got some steel factories. I'd be willing trade some of my steel for some of your plastic.
I'm a firebender, I'd just melt the plastic myself.
Jaxson Flores
Oh Ouroboros. He's fucking drunk again? How does this keep happening?
William Allen
Yes, it is quite disappointing. You are quite insightful despite your racial setbacks, Firebender.
I would advise against trying to lead those idiots, though maybe you would be in good company there, Cobra.
What the hell is this Jap shit?
Grayson Phillips
Oh airy, she's been a member here for a while, I actually don't know why she's here by I hear it's either she wanted to or got kicked out of one of the other legions.
Angel Collins
>a scream from above can be heard
>it's getting closer and closer
>suddenly the Green Lantern crashes through the roof
>hits the ground head first, knocking him out
OOF
Isaiah Mitchell
Take his ring quick!
Nicholas Reed
KILL HIM!
YOU DARE MOCK COBRA? WE LOST TO A TEAM OF HIGHLY TRAINED OPERATIVES! YOU LOST TO A MAN CARRYING A SAUCER DECADES AGO AND STILL COMPLAIN ABOUT IT! MASTER RACE INDEED!
Excellent work, my apprentice!
Why not?
Brandon Nguyen
Careful red face no one makes fun of my fairy friend
Yay diplomatic relations!
Aww poor guy is exhausted
In the unikingdom we solve are problems with friendship, magic and giant robots
Christian Sanchez
Well. At least it wasn't BvS...
Ah! Red Skull! Good to see you made it.
Is Hal Jordan related to Darkseid in any way? They keep falling down.
Can you stop talking in Caps constantly Serpentor? It's as annoying as Doom.
Sebastian Diaz
Hey, we actually...Won last time. Justice league slaughtered, all invasions successful, and those Action Loosers Humiliated!
I love it when a good plan comes together.
How is that possible, with Lighning Lady and Lobo killing her, she should never be in first place!
Kayden Fisher
Thank you for the complement, Red Skull.
Oh it's Hal, again. Hand Banana is going to be so happy, but first I've got to have some fun with him.
Cameron Kelly
What was that Blasted noise?! I was busy skyping with Krang!
Whats he doing here?
Hello Serpentor
ah, Frown's replacement body unicorn cat, hello.
Doc Ock.
Toy Man.
So whats going on here?
Thomas Powell
I'm not Toy Man, I'm THE MAYOR!
Jose Johnson
Azula is making sure Hand Banana gets sloppy seconds on Green Lantern's ass, Serpentor is talking like Doctor Doom in all caps, Red Skull's directions here were inadequate and he got stuck in /pol/ for a few days, and Luthor needed an assload of organs for something.
Just go back to Skyping with Kraang.
You're a toy, aren't you?
Alexander Brooks
I ain't played by anybody, I'm only just made of plastic! That's all! I'm an independently thinking evil machine!
Brody Moore
Hi Shredder! How’s it going?
Me and Master Frown are made of plastic to!
Brody Ward
It is my pleasure, Octavius.
Eat a dick, you scalie halfwit. It was him and a child I will remind you.
Men! Apprehend him!
Henry Taylor
Airy the fairy, at your service.
Kill him now whilst we have the chance. Take his ring too whilst we're at it.
Juan Clark
>Hal wakes up
>starts running
YOU CAN'T CATCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*Thump*
Austin Powell
I don't recall voting for you.
ah so the usual then, well I was telling Krang all about my clone, and now Krang likes HIM more then ME! it's terrible!
BAD! KRANG LEFT ME FOR A NEWER, BUFFER SHREDDER *sob*
Heh, but that did lift up my spirits.
Aaron Jackson
Alright, alright. Not my fault I have high test.
Less friendship, more robots and destruction.
Hello Shredder!
That’s even more hilarious! HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hello Airy.
Kill him before he sues us!
Ryder Moore
L̀̕UTH͟͡OR̷͟!̧͟!!̸ ͜H̸O̸͘ŖD̶͢E̛͡ P̴R̢Į̸M̛E͘!͝!!̡ ̵A̕Ņ̶D̷ ͞O̷ŚB̵̀O͡U͢͢͟R͠NE̵!̕!!̨̛̀
̕͝I̶̧͡ ̵G͜͞AV͜E̢ ̨TH̀͝E͞M̡͠ ̷A͡ ̡̛S̢̀͢I͠M̷͢P̸L͞E̛ ̨T̵͢A̢S̴͘K̷S͜.̡́͡ ̶T̷̨͢O̡͘ ̷̵̀P̸̴͢R̴ȨVEN̶T ̸͢T͡H͝͝E̡̛̕ ŢOA̵̢͢ ̴F́́R͢O͝͝͡M̧ ̵͘A̷̸L̵̡L͡Y̷I̷͜N̡͘̕Ǵ͘ ̵̵͜W̷̢͟ÍTH TH̷́E͜ R̴E̢S̢͞T̛̛ ÒF̨͞ ̢T̢H̡͝E ̡DA̶̢M͜͝͡N̸͟ H̸E͜͞R͡O̷̷Ȩ̨̀S͘ ̶BY̢ ̡́MAKI͝N͘͝͞G͘͞͝ ̸͝TH̷̢E͝M̡͜ ̶͠Ļ̴O̡O̕K͞ LI͘KE͡ ͜V̷I͡L̷̡LA͞ÍŃ̕S ̷A͜͞LO̵N̨̛͢G̢̛ ̀͠͠Ẃ̵̡I͟TH̛ ͝RE̢͠TA̸I̡͡Ń͟ING̷̡͢ ͢A̴͢N̸Y̶ ̀K̀A͠NO̸̸̡Ḩ̸I ͠M͞AS͠͞K͠Ś.͟
N͞O̷͟T̵ O̡̢͟NL͝Y͞ THE͟͝S̸̸̕E͝ ̡T͠H̡͞R̶͞Ȩ̷̸E̶ ̀͘͠F̶A̸͠I̢L̷E͘D M̀͜IS̶E̴RA̸B̧̛L̷̕Y͘͝ ̡WI̸̴̡T̷͢H͝ ̕Ţ͜HE ͜F̷́͞O̡͞Ŕ͢M̶̢E͘Ŗ͡ ̶͢TW̛O̵̶,̨͝ ̨T̨̛H̸̀E T̸O̸Á MA̧T͜͢͠A̷̛̕ ̵̕T͘R̕͠A͡Ņ͝S̷F̡O̷R̴͢͟M̡̀E͟͜D̛͠ I̶ŅŢ͞O͝ T́O̕A͢͡ NUVA̶̸͘!̧! ̕
I̫̙͇̺̮͌ͣͬ̓̾̋F̱̫͎̰̠͙̾͒ͅ ͖̩ͦͩI͖̤̬̪̫̮̳ͫ̐͌ͧ̊ͤ ̶̎̇ͤ̎̎S̯̗̝̆̈̔͌̽ͤ͆͝E̖͢Ȇ̦̣̔̿ͨ̀ ͙̞̱̞̠̓̎̒̏̈͊A̹̺̻͇͓ͯ̽ͯ̑̆͘N̳̏͂̎̒͜ͅỸ͇̠̖͋̾ͯ͋̚͡ ͉̫̖̪͛ͨ͐͛̌O̪̰͓͙ͧ͋͆͂ͅF̗̖̻̹̬̗ͦͤ ̟̟̋̋ͨ̃͑͞T̨̼̪̞ͧͮͯ̄ͮ͋Ḥ̍ͯ̃͋E̦͚̫̱̦͙ͩM̡̳͇̤̟͕̳̣ͩͬͩͣ͗͂,̙̤̉ͦ̍͊͌ͫ ̧̝̮͓̫̤̩̗͒ͤ̊̿͋T̤ͣ̍́H̷̥̟͕̭̪͐͆̈̓͑̀E͓̯̻̳͙͙Ṋ̟͉̹ͨ̚ͅ ̡͎͔̗͖̰̱ͩ̒I̷͔̱̳̙̰͉ͫT̢̮̞̤̫̑ͫ̓ͨͅ ̨̼͎̫͉͖̈W͙͈̣̐̎̋I̱̘̥̍ͮ͊ͪ͋̚LḶ̉̉͒̎̽ͤͪ͠ ̟͇́Ḇ͊͆͋͝E̟̭̰̺ͪ͠ ̝͎̗̦͊̋͒́̚1̣̦̘̤ͧ̏̉̚0̩̩̩̂̓́ͫ̆͘0̬͔̈́͞0̼̼͉̹̞͟ͅ ͉̯̩͚̺̙̔̌͑̎ͬ̾̋́Ẃ̈̃̌͗Ȧ̴Ȳ̰̗̭̱͖͎͓̊̀S̡̼̗͒̒ ͇͍̣̗̯̮̿̑̂̓͋O̴̺͙̙͙͈ͫͬͤ̒ͣ̐F͙̙̟ͭͭͬ̚͡ͅ ̖̪̉̄͆͡D͒̌̓̒ͦ̓̂͢E̜͍̞̱͐͌͘S͇͇̠͙͓̝̃̈̉̽̊T̰R̢̫̦̩̾Ũ̜̣͇̊͐͛̒̈́ͮC̭̜̝̈́̑T͚͐I͉̐̆ͤ̒O̢͇̼͔̪̠ͦN̖̘̙̕ ̤͈̼̦͖̜͑̂̆͟F͎͉̥̭̎̀ͣͮ͆Ó̘̐̔́̐R̡͍͖̞͓͈̤̩̒̉ ̦̱̟̣̖ͬ̊͘T̞̟̙̮͙̯́̾ͫ̂H̠͕̐͐É̫̝̞͖̗M͈̰̻̍̇̌̉̐̄͝.̠̮͔ͫ́̆͟ ̷̤͓̘̭̺͍͐A̼̫͇̺̰̥N̖͔̣̯̦͍̽͞ͅḌ̸͉̩͉ ̳͍̻͖͖͙̄̍̌̆9̶̖͖̣͍ͤ̆̈4̛̘͚̥ͧ̐̔1̛̩̠̺͓̖ͬ ̝̤͇̠͍̋́̔͐͌͗̂H̗͈͈̠̞͕̽͆͆ͩͅU̺̝̘̝̮̹̣ͩ̈̔͘R̩̖͔̦̆̈́ͅT̛̊.͐̉̏ͩ̂ͤ ̟̳̯̱̤̃͟
Thomas Clark
I’ll watch him to make sure he doesn’t bring Doomsday with him.
Jackson Mitchell
Did this guy have a stroke?
Shouldvi call gardner to have jordans sorry assed removed?
Or should just kick him into space?
John Roberts
OH my god, haven't seen you in awhile, you just missed a large war with shi no kyokai and a battle with the justice league.
Jackson Jenkins
Howdy everyone, hope I wasn't late for the meeting. I was having a nice Sunday snack, then had to split!
Camden Torres
You can stay. You're funnier than the Joker that's for sure
Luke Anderson
Hey, mate. You need an exposition machine? You seem to have trouble talkin’.
Say the n word!
Jayden Nguyen
OK who and what is THIS FUNNY MAN doing here?! Want to see something really funny? Come over here for a second.
Colton Gonzalez
How do you do, fellow villains?
Henry Peterson
Who are these fake jokers?
I’m gonna say it!
Isaiah White
I'm back everyone.
Evan Miller
Wa̡s͘͜ ̴̨so ̵ma̵d̨ ͜I̶͠ ̧̀͜s̶̨̀tár̸͞͞t̸̶͘éd̕ ̛͜t̕ó ̷d̨͜i͜s͞t͡o̸̶̸r̕t̢̀ ̶r̸͠éaĺit̛́y.̕
̢͘Ẁ̶a͟s̢ ̵̶̴b̕͡usy ̨͞wòrk͞į͘n̡ģ͠ ͘͢á̵g̸̵a̧in̶̵s̡͡t̷ ̧t̢̨h̡̕e ̵̢Toá. ͘I͘͡ ̨́͠ev̷͟͞e͠n̕ ́s̢p̸͜͡e̸͝c̷̢͜i̢f̡͘í̕ca͠l̨l̵y͞ ̡̀͘s͢ę͘ń͜d̷ ̶̴̨m̡̧y̢͟ ̢̢m̡͘óst̶ ́͘p̸̡͞ow̨̨̕erf͢u̴͜l͠ ̵̷̢m̷̀i̴nìo̷̵n̨͝s,̀͢ ̴̵n̵̕̕eve̢͘͜r̵̀͠ ́l̢͢͞e͜t̵ ͘the͘͘m̷̡̡ ̴r̀es̡t̨,̵́͞ ̛y̡et̡͢ ̧͞d͢͜͞es͢pi͘te̸̛̕ th͝á̷̕t̕͜ ̢͘t̶͞h̷e̸̕y̶͢͜ s͟u͜͝͝r̀v͠i͝v̧͢ȩd̡́ ͘͢d̸͟esp̴it͠͠e ̧m̡͜y̛͠ ̡e͠ff͡o͜r̕t̨s͡.͠ ̨̧Ȩv̀e̶̷͢n͠ ̨͡t͜r̡̕͞ied̴̛͞ ͟t̴͜o ̕͡p̢͠a͜͠in̛t ̢t̸̡͟h͝è͝m͡ ̴̧as͞ ́n̶ò d̵͞if̧͘fe̛͞ŗ͝ȩ͞ņt̵ ̴̢fr̕̕͟o͞m̸͘͜ t̵h͘e͡ ̸͜d̸a̸͘mn̸̛ Pi̢͡r͡aķ̀a̕͜..̴́̕.̀͝
H̜̟͙̜͑͋͜͡O̦ͪͤͭͧͪͣ͋̕͜W̦̟̼ͣ̃̽̾̈́̑ͬ͞ͅE͍̗͋̋͋͟V͈̋͆͞E͖͇̬͕͖̗͔ͧR̵̨̜̤͖̪̘̼͚̻̋ͯ͗ͭ͠ ̡̢̫̹̗̺̺̞͖̬̏ͨ̉̀̈İ͈̣̮̯ͫ̒́͆́̀F̡̹͆͑ͧ̆̽ͪ ̧̹̩̝̫͍̫̗̂̄ͦ̐̾̂ͫ͝I͙͔̭̦̤̫͔̔͊͋ͨ̾̽ͣ̚͠T̷̝͍͚͊̏ ̸̣͕̹̜̦̘̮̝͇̂͆ͨ͡W͔̘̉͋͛̚̕͠Ẽ̩͚͕͓͈̖̯̤͆̇́ͩͭ̀̂ͅR͕̣͕̺̺̼̩̈ͬͩ̍͠E̸̝͉̥̮̙͓̋ͦ͋͠Ǹ̶͍͖̼̘͕̫̼ͫͅ'͈̞̼̫̌͗͌̔̚T̷̩͎̱̯̤̈ͦͣ̿͋ͬ ̴͓̹̩̼̫̭̐ͦͪF̸̡͚͈͇̳̠̹̬̋ͣ̀̚Ǒ̘̬̹̘͙̺͑̀͜R̩̝̝̜̳̟̃ͬ̚͜͞ ̥̟̣̓͛ͦ̍̀̒̿ͤT͔͖̙̞̳̔̈̃̔̎ͩ̒̂̚ͅḨ͉͍̖͙̼͍̒͞I̡͖̗̺̤͙͓̥̤ͩͯ͘͟S̥͙̱͕͋̍̍ͦͬͩ̚̕ͅͅ ̶̵̵͎̥̯̤͇͓ͬT̮̳͔̗̃͛ͫ͒͐̏̿͐͢Ŗ̴͙̠̻̰͑̾̍̽I̹̻͕͉̎̾̂O̫̙͆̍̊̈ͬ͆͐̎̀͜ ̡̣̬̗̼͍̫̫̭̹ͤ͋ͧ́O̧͈̳͚͍̜͔̟͛̇ͯͮF̡̱̱͚͓͉̺̏ͮ̈͒ͪ̈́͡ ̧͙̺̣͖̺̹̩̩ͨ͒͒̋̿ͮ͛͜F̠̙ͮ̚A̘͚̥̯͍͕̍͊͊ͦͩ͢Ǐ̗̭̳̺̋L̺̼͌ͤ̆ͬ͑͐͛͗́̚͘͘U̥̳͙͛̇̈́̊̾̋͛͜R̢̳̝͉͒̐ͯ̄́Ę̘͕̮̮͉̓̐ͧ̂̿S̨̧̥͇͈͙̼̓͒̇͗ͫ̓ͩ́ ̧̛̩̪̘̮͎̒ͮ͒ͪȚ̵̺͓̔ͯH͍͕̬͕ͧ͟Ȩ̴̳̫̙͈̯͉̌̆̈́̽̔͐N̛̜̮͇̣̭̩̖̪̋ͮ͊ͭ̌ ̣̻̔ͤͨ͞ͅA̰͕̜͗͑̽̋͊̈́͡͠L̢̩͙̱̓̒̈͌ͦ̓ͩ̀L̢͎̭̗̬̾͊ͩͫ̀ ̡̰̜̘̱͖ͧͯ̕Ŵ̪̺͇ͬ͋͜͡Ō̵͕̖̟̖̣͎͎̻̯ͬ̓ͧͯ̒Ŭ̻̫̳͍͖̆̀L̩̬͓̖̯̗̙̥ͮͫD̶̳͉̪͔̔̾̊́ͪ͆̽̋̽'͔̫̍̉͟͟͜V̶͎͈͕͙̟̯͂͌͑̾̋͛ͨͅȨ̼̯̫̌͊ͩ̓̀̉̕͟ ̱̦̖͈̝͙ͧͭ͒ͯ̌S͍̞͎̱̪̬̺ͣ̿ͪ̓ͦͦ͜Ú͖ͭ͑ͮ̐̔͞C̶̜̺̞̦̏͑ͦ̃͗͊ͪ̕C̴̶͎͓͔̥̩̞̩̄̐̈́ͭ̐͗͂͟E̸̡̓͋͗̊ͭ̾ͩE̷̻̜̝̜ͣ͛̎͛͐̓̄ͅD̨̞̺̺̻͍͎̓͛̓ͭ̋̽̆͡͡E̹̦͍̬͚̼̰̓͑ͪ͑̈̔ͨ́͞D̵̜̭̯̃̎́͂ͦͫ̓̀̎͡!͖͉̤̗ͯ̋ͭ!̹͔̩̤͉̣̯̱ͭ̂́ͅ!̶̞̟͓̠̰̾͊̈ͯ͞
Lucas Collins
Say what bozo? Oh I see imitating one of my imitators that's been going around here, kind of funny if you ask me.
Oliver Mitchell
SAY IT! DON’T PUSSY OUT ON ME!
Oy mate. Knock it off. Yer distortion’s givin’ me a headache.
Nicholas King
W̨as͟ ́̕̕b̛o̡͠r͜n̨͡ w̵̶i͡t̸̡͟h ̡i̶̡t sad́͞ly̵̛.̡̧͟ ̶̨̢C͜ą̴̕n ó̷͡n̛l̴̕ỳ̛ ̶͠ţr̴͠͠y̶̵ t̨̧ớ ̨̡mi̡n͘įm̀iz̶͠e͘͡ i͜t͠.̶̛
Michael Powell
Oh great another evil overlord person
who the hell is this?
isn't Funny man a hero that Gordon tries to get to rape you Joker?
AWWWW SHIT
Jaxon Gutierrez
Don’t let that fake joker fool you Shredder I’m the real Joker
NIGGER
There’s only one imagination here and that’s you
Gabriel Ross
Well come a little closer and I'll
>Gets shot by ultra humanite
It was an imitator
Camden Lewis
By God, the bloke went and said it! Where’s Batman? This guy just committed a crime!
Jack Moore
You called?
Joker!
Anthony Foster
AH!
Hah you thought you had me! but I'll Escape see you losers la-
>slams into window
Hunter Jenkins
Hel-
Evan Rogers
-lo everyone.
Noah Williams
P̵͟e̡̛tt̵́y̵̢ ̕e̷v̷iļ.̡͡͝ ̧͟A̕͝l̷̡͟so̵̶ ̕f͢u̵̵͝t́u̢̧͠r͠e ̕s͢͝n̴̸̡a̧c̶̸͢ķ͡ ̢̡i̧f̨͞ y͜͠o̧͝u͜͡ d̵̛o̶͘̕ǹ'̢͡t ́́s̢͟t̶a̧͝ŗ͠t̡͟͞ ̵̢dó̀į͟n̵g̴ ͢͝á̵̴n͟͠y̨̨t̛́h͘͘i̛ņ̵́g ͘co̷͞mp͝͠͝e̸̛͘t̸͞͠en̢t̵.͜͜͞ ̶͟A̛͜͠n̢̛d ̨n̵̡͜ò̀,̸̧ vi̧ol̵a̡̛ti͘͘n̶̶͟g̴̀ ͘̕p̛e͘ó̴ple ̧i͝s ͟n͝e͜͝í̛͠th̷e̴͢r̀̀͜ ç͝o͘m̴p̛é͞͠t͝e̷n̛͠t͝, ̧n̨͢͡ór̡ ̨th͠͡e̴͟ ̡͞a̧͜pe̛x̨ ̡͢͡o̵͢f̶͠ ̷è́vil͟. ̛̕Ì͜t͢͞'̧͟͟s̶ ̧͟a͝͠n̸ ̴̧eá͝sy, ̕͜͟fo͟͢oli̕͝s͠h ͡ro̸u͠t̡́͝é.̀͝
J͞u͢s̶t̶͝ ̀k͘͝e͟e͟͞͡p p͘ĺa̢yín̨̨ǵ ͡t̷͢h͠ơ͠͡s̀e o̕r͟͠gan͠s̸.́ ̕͞B͞e̶̵áţ͡e̛͢n͢ ̴͢͡b̢y͟ o̷v̴̧eŗ́͡gr̵͝o̧wn̛͟ ̡̨ş́h̴ell̷̨͜e̢̕͝d̸͡ l͞i͠z̢a͟r͟d̶s.̸̵́.̕͟͝.͜͞A̛̕T̸ ̨͞L̴͟EA͠S͠T ͠M̷Y̴͘ ͞E̶͡NÉ͝MI̕͢ES Á͘Ŕ͘E̡͟Ǹ̶̶'̶͘T ̨͠͞A̧͜͞B̢͘SU̶͠R̡͝D̴͡.̴
Jack White
Arrest that madman! I heard he was gonna drink ocean water next!
Alright, mates, I say we hold the cunt fer ransom. I’ll...uh...take the ring for sake-keeping...Wonder how much a GL ring goes for?
What’s your gimmick, mate?
What are your enemies? What are you for that matter?
David Hill
ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, TERIDAX!
Why are there so many clowns?!
Go away!
Woah, woah, calm down there. We don’t accept that kind of talk here at the Legion or at Cobra. I’m gonna file a report with HR and you’ll probably need some sensitivity training there. Yikes.
Brayden Rivera
Hi there!
Good to see you, Doc. How have you been?
Colton Ross
That madman! He gone to far this time. It looks like I have no choice..... I have to rape the joker
Juan Sanchez
JUST CAME BACK AND BEASTMAN IS ALREADY SLEEPING ON THE JOB, WAKE UP!!!
AH SERPENTOR SHREDDER HAS DONE IT, MR SINSISTER AND I HAVE BROUGHT OVER THE UTROM SHREDDER TO KILL DEVILMAN, IN HE END BOTH OF THEM SUCCEED WHILE ATTACKING THE HALL OF JUSTICE. UNFORTUNATELY BOTH OF THEM ARE NO TRYING TO KILL ME AFTER I TRIED TO DESPOSE SHREDDER FOR KILLING ONE OF MY MINIONS SAUROD.
Jeremiah Hughes
Whats with all the heroes here?
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE NINJA TURTLES!
WHAT DO YOU FIGHT? SOME PIECES OF LEGO!
I think Joker cloned himself again.
Lovely, can someone bring the mop? there will be a clean up needed soon
Austin Johnson
Wait you tried to do WHAT?! I AUGHT TO KILL YOU FOR THAT SKELETON
Robert Sanchez
ERRRGH. Skeletor, I was too busy eating their food to watch them.
Back off, Tinhead. Or I’ll shred you with my teeth.
Ryder Jackson
WELL YOU WERE THE ONE TO START FIRST BLOOD IN MURDERING SAUROD! VERY WELL I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE, YOU WILL BRING OVER YOUR MINIONS AND WILL BRING OVER ALL OF MY EVIL WARRIORS AT THE FATED PLACE, DETROIT MICHIGAN!! SEE YOU SOON METAL FACE!
Eli Nguyen
Yeah! Wait what?
Oy Copperhead! Remember me mate?
Ninja Turtles? Couldn’t you just step on the buggers?
Andrew Walker
A͢ ͠te̛͘am̕ óf ́̀s͟i͢͞x͜ ̵a̡nć̵͡ie͡nt͞ ̵͜ǫ̛ń̡e̷͟-ma͘͢n̷ a͟r̵͡m͞i̛̛e̢͘̕s͜ ̶̕͠t̡͘ha͠t c̸̛o̵̸u͡ĺ͢͡d́̀ ̸c̵̨a̧s̶̕u̴̧ąl͟l̶͟y̢͝ ̴͡͞o̢͟b̶̛l̢̀i̡̛͢t͜͟e̶͝r̢a̡te ̢́y̢ou,͡ ̨y̛o̴̢͘u̵r͞ ͡Fo̷o̷t͝ ̀͢C̡͞l̛ą̴ņ̴̀,̢ ͟y̷͜o̷u͡r͜ ̨p̶̷a̡r̶͢t̨n͢e͢ŗ͠ ̧Ķ͘r͝an͟g ̡ą̀ņ̧d ̴̕h͞i̸s͡͝ ̴͞Ţ̶͜e͜chǹ̸o̴-̸Do̧̡m͢͡͡e ̢ņi̕͟g͜h͝ ͟í̸͘ņ̸s̨͢t̀a̕nt̕͝l̢y.̨͠ ̵̢A̛n͟d͞͝ t̷̵ha̧t͝͠ ͟w̷̨a̧͠s̶̡ ͢ţ͟͝h͘ei̸̸̧r̢͝ ̛T̢̛͜o͜͞a̷ ̧M͞á̸t̢a ̴̡f̷̶̡o͟r͜m̢̢s͢.̛ ͢W̛͘i̴̧͠th͘͟ ͟t̵͢he̴ír̵ ͝T̷̸̛oa̵ ̶͠N͜u̸̧̧v̨͠ą ͠f̷̕ò͘͡rm̵͘͡s̢͢ ̶͠t̷̀͞h͟e̵̶̢y̵͞ ̢͡a̷̕r͡e̵͘͠ ̧n̨o̷w d́ę̕a͘d̀ĺ̸̢i̵̢er̵͟ ̢̡t͞ḩ̷̀a̕n̷ ̴̨e̶̛v̛e̷̶ŕ.
John Sullivan
Guys help! I’m being raped!
Mason Parker
I’ve been quite well Airy. Although I have been buisy with a certain voidbound
Anyhow, I brought a gift, just something to fix up the timeline
Levi Myers
WHO THE HELL IS SAUROD? THE ONLY LEGION MEMBER I'VE RECENTLY KILLED IS KILLER CROC AND THAT WAS REVENGE FOR RAPING ME!
SHUT UP HAIRBALL
THEY'RE NOT SMALL YOU DUMB STICKTHROWING AUSTRALIAN
THEY'RE STILL FUCKING LEGO
John Russell
SORRY IM LATE GUYS, JUST WON THE ROCK TOSSING CONTEST IN AUSTRALIA.
Daniel Allen
W-W-WHAT, B-B-BUT I KILLED YOU! YOU'RE SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!
DO NOT GO NEAR ME GHOST, I'M WARNING YOU!
Kayden Rodriguez
is this the lizard or killer croc? they look so much alike these days.
but you do got to admit shredder, the turtles are pretty small. just do as mario and jump ontop of them!
Samuel Cruz
>YOU DUMB STICKTHROWING AUSTRALIAN
You have a problem with Aussies you slant-eyed freak? You can’t even kill a bunch of slow-moving animals. I’ve seen Abos with more competence than you, mate. Listen monkeyface, why don’t ya go back to ricefarming and slurping your noodles since that’s all your good at, alright samurai?
Rock-throwing eh? Always loved doin’ that back down under.
Eli Gray
>Anyhow, I brought a gift, just something to fix up the timeline
If you drop a bunch of Horrorterrors on us again Doc, Luthor is likely going to throw a fit.
Adam Williams
Don’t be ridiculous, I merely brought you a game
Jonathan Watson
WAIT YOU TRIED TO KILL ME? NOT EVEN A CHANCE, ALTHOUGH THERES THIS DEAD LIZARD DUDE I FOUND IN THE SWAMP CLEARLY WITH YOUR CLAW MARKS ON IT, TAGNAME SAYS SAUROD.
HEY MAYBE NEXT YEAR WE CAN PARTICIPATE TOGETHER, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
Connor Edwards
Fear not citizens the joker has been raped. Unik- I mean Batman away!
Noah Parker
Do continue. This is quite amusing.
Carter Kelly
In fact, this game is the newest version
Robert James
Since when do you care what baldy does?
Show the game, doc
Lucas Mitchell
It’s called SEVIL, and it’s very, very, fun. It requires at least two players for it to work, however there’s no limit to the amount of people who can join a session.
Julian Robinson
GIVE ME THE BODY!
I WILL BREAK HIM!
Oliver Evans
I don't trust this.
I don't care what Luthor does necessarily. I just don't want him crying like a bitch as he tends to do. There's only so much one can take.
REALLY don't trust this.
Owen Russell
Sure thing, mate. Always nice to meet a fellow tosser. I’ll have to warn you though, whenever I throw a rock it just comes right back! HA HA HA!....That was a joke, for some reason people take me serious when I say that.
Kinda looked like you were just hugging him.
>REALLY don't trust this.
Look everyone, this Sheila’s a grade-A pussy!
Noah Cox
Have faith my dear fairy. After all, don’t you want to be a god
Hudson Wilson
Oh cool let me play it
>No I don't trust this thing
But it's a game
>Yeah but it's a suspicious one too
Sebastian Scott
This game will grant anyone who plays it, godhood, wealth, minions, the death of their enemies, and an entire universe to rule over
How does that sound
Kayden Thompson
>Look everyone, this Sheila’s a grade-A pussy!
No, I'm just no dumbass. There's only so many times His Malevolence can bother to revive you, after all.
I serve a God Doc, and I have power most so-called 'deities' would balk at. I'm pretty much set.
Nice offer, though.
Christopher Cooper
As Sinister will eventualy rule over all, because sinister will take over from inferior humans and mutants.
Of course i will play
Logan Sanchez
OH that's great!
>But what's the catch?
Why's that, we'll be gods
>No I've think this is a monkeys paw trick
Michael King
oh she has an A grade pussy all right.
Logan Evans
Perhaps you are, but what about everyone else, hmmm.
Would anyone else, want godhood, or perhaps, a universe to call their own?
If it sweetens the deal, the universe in question includes all of said universe’s alternate timelines.
Kayden Brooks
If anyone should have godhood, it’s Skeletor. Don’t touch anything, Two Bad. Eeeeraagh.
Jackson Carter
You an me cunt 1v1
Jacob Peterson
Oh, it’s only a small, small price.
Just... the Earth, and the death of all of its life save for those who play
Benjamin Rogers
NO! I’m not going to give you Mast- umm I mean I can’t do that Bane I may have broken my no rape rule but I still won’t kill
Nope it was 100% rape something he’ll never forget
I love games!
Brandon Murphy
Hey now, I know what I said wasn't nice but no need to go that far Boomerang!
W-wait, so if that wasn't you... and it was Saurod.... OH NO, SKELETOR PLEASE I'M SORRY I CAN MAKE IT UP FOR YOU!
Parker Gutierrez
I AM NOT COPPERHEAD! I AM SERPENTOR! Copperhead is a great assassin, it is a shame he does not join Cobra!
Again?!
Good work, Skeletor! You have done well!
No.
Not falling for that one.
Wait REALLY?!
Thank you for warning your dear leader, Serpentor, before he made a mistake!
BUT THEN I WOULD HAVE NO ONE TO RULE! BEGONE! THIS I COMMAND!
YOU WILL NOW SERVE SKELETOR TO MAKE UP FOR IT!
Matthew Turner
ANYTHING? Very well then, after we do this game that is, seems more important than our problems.
Very well I accept!
Blake Howard
Just banter, mate. Meant nothing by it.
Don’t blame ya, honestly, never trusted faceless people myself.
Crikey! Did ya give her the BRC?
My bad. Always confusing snake people.
Ryan Moore
Meant to respond too
Adam Foster
a talking near brainless ape has no standing to demand anything.
Sinister will play this game,now begone before i turn you into a rug
Eli Sanders
Actually you would be first gifted with a planet, with thousands of idiotic consorts to rule. In fact, in a previous session one child was able to con his entire planet, and another was able to convert hers.
Those amphibious beings are just begging to be ruled, so why not give it a go
Landon Fisher
oh me and airy had sex….lasted 4 hours and we both lost some limbs along the way. also caused some earthquakes and destroyed 3 floors in this place.
but damn can that girl take a pounding.
Luke Thompson
Pssst...Would you like the evil warriors to sabotage the other players?
EEERRRRRGH! I would tear you apart but I know Skeletor will destroy you in the game.
Jack Martinez
I'm with Airy, I'm having no part in this so called game.
Anthony Cox
Sure you will Sinister, sure you will.
I'm not familiar with you. You from a Webcomic?
And you look vaguely familiar to a certain college of mine!
This game sounds interesting, but I won't be playing in that I don't exactly trust you...
This is Croc, Lobo. Lizard is way thinner, and often wears a lab coat.
I'm betting my money on Skeletor winning this game Sinister. Though I'm happy to be proven wrong.
Andrew Brown
THANKS GUYS I knew I could count on all of you in my time of need!
Snake man why!?
What are the rules? How many bosses must I face
Shredder I thought we were friends!
Benjamin Jenkins
Then bring it on skeletor
Liam Lopez
>whispers
Certainly beastman, once I won't even need the secrets of greyskull.
Caleb Hall
One house per player, one sprite per player, die on dream bed to get godhood, one boss per player, and one for every player, extra bosses can be added, difficulty can be changed through the sprite, try to work together and make a Universe, check MAPA/Homestuck wiki or the Homestuck explained videos on spurb by optimistic duelist for more details
Aspect quiz is here to see what god powers you get andrew.cmu.edu
Mason Thompson
But skeletor, i'll be so lonely without you
Ryder Perry
Christian Baker
> check MAPA/Homosuck wiki
yeah count the main man out of that bullshit
Jose Clark
Get off of me faker!!!!!
Blake Thompson
WE WERE TOLD THERE WOULD BE PIZZA. WHERE IS IT?!
Connor Taylor
>B E E P
> one new message
Are you guys ever gonna return my calls? I filled out the form but I haven't got a callback. You guys are still looking for members right?
Look, just call me back anytime, really
Thank you
Bentley Green
Who,is this?
Ryder Clark
(forgot image)
Tyler Garcia
You're supposed to bring, or get your own food and drink here Venom. Now get out.
Agreed. I want no part in this other than watching the fireworks.
You're gonna lose Sinister.
Robert Reyes
Un͟͠l̛ik͟e͘ ̢̡y̸̴͠o͜͢ú I̸ ̨͠h̸̢a̶͢͡d͘ m̡u̡̢͝c̴͜h͟͜ ̀̕l̕͜͠ę͟s̡s͘̕ defȩ̶͝a͘ts̸̷͠.̛͢
Brayden Nguyen
THAT'S NOT WHAT EGGMAN SAID! HE TOLD US THERE WOULD BE PIZZA
Jordan Myers
Hudson Ward
HE WAS ACTUALY TALKING ABOUT HIS PENIS!
Jackson Bell
Eggman lied. Now call your tits and eat a snicker bar, Venom.
Kevin Russell
WE WERE LIED TO
YOU SHUT UP YOU ANIME WANNABE SLUT! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A GOOD VILLAIN
Nathaniel Cook
>B E E P
> one new message
Hey, it's Killer Moth again, just calling again quickly.
So um, you kinda blew up my...well I'm not sure but i kinda needed. I mean it's no big deal but, y'know.
Anyway, still wondering about that form, call back!
Isaac Turner
Oh i shall win. but tell me otto why are you suddenly back in your old fat body instead of the peter parker clone body you previously used?
and what ever happened to that midget you used to date while you where in his body?
Xavier Fisher
>seer of light
Yes this fits me very well, the golden God of destruction!
Andrew Ramirez
I’ll be taking my leave, but the game will remain here, have fun
Chase Watson
>from a hovering egg pod just outside the window, a mustached figure cackles
Little did they know that it was I, EGGMAN N*GA, who promised the symbiotic slob his pizza.
Ryan Wilson
>Maid of rage
What the hell is that?
I could go for some pizza
Jeremiah Taylor
Still mad you're not butt buddies with Parker, Venom?
Josiah Young
Now now venom ya stinking pile of goo. watch the language to our little princess.
You aren't much of a villain either, you pretty much only stalk and lust after Spider-Man.
Benjamin Hall
There is work I must do, Skeletor, you’re in charge of the session, now I must go
(Under breath)”fucking Roxy”
Asher Collins
GET LOST, COMMUNIST SCUM!
Blake Anderson
Still mad mommy never loved you, princess? At least I don't break down and cry after being beaten by Parker.
Angel Butler
These meetings don't give a shit about continuity Sinister.
And Ms. Marconi is fine.
Venom, Goblin and I always have an annual contest to determine who Spider-Man's true greatest enemy is.
He's just salty that he never actually wins.
Logan Gonzalez
As opposed to you, crying about your daddy
Colton Young
I WILL DESTROY THE AVATAR!
WHERE IS HE!
Jose Russell
Neither do you, Ock. You didn't kill his girlfriend like Stormin' Norman did.
Gavin Brooks
Dude you are the avatar
So are you just a black Spider-Man?
Jack Nguyen
Good let the games begin!!
As seer of light I will shine across!
Robert Reyes
No, that's that other Spider-Man who swings around and can shock his enemies. We are Venom.
Jayden Gomez
>andrew.cmu.edu
Rogue of Mind
It will have to do i suppose.
Leo Edwards
At least I've never been a vigilante. You're actually allowed in the Hall of Justice, unlike myself.
Colton Howard
SKE LE TOR
SKE LE TOR
SKE LE TOR
Booooo!
Aaron Jackson
you named yourself after bane's drug?
Jonathan Perez
That's literally the only reason people even consider Norman as his greatest foe. I have FAR more consistent threats towards the Arachnid...
Agreed.
Cameron Adams
I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY VEINS!!!!
Elijah Harris
I am not the Avatar! The firelord cannot be the avatar, nor can I bend all the other elements. Therefore, I am not the avatar!
Christopher Jackson
At least we didn't cry when we got what we wanted. When we thought we killed Parker on that island we were happy. You became fire lord and threw a hissy fit.
No! Bane named his drug after us.
Are you sure, Otto? The many times Norman showed up in Parker's early days. Even beating him at one point. The whole clone debacle. Being the Red Goblin. Sure, you took over his mind, but he still came back in the end, and we all know the only reason you got away with it was because everyone was acting really stupid for some reason.
Benjamin Hughes
We? It’s just you standing there buddy
Booooo you
Maybe you just never learned to use the other ones?
Juan Thomas
You're not even the firelord, asshole! Can you even bend?
Jaxon Collins
Did somebody say my name?
Easton Williams
Thank you thank you, sooooo when to the games start?
Owen Bennett
his head sure could not bend
Carter Nguyen
Do you not know who we are? We are Brock and the symbiote that the Parker rejected. We are Venom. Who are you? We've never even heard of you. Some shitty smiley face villain?
Norman, aren't you still in that mental asylum?
Andrew Stewart
Norman GET OUT!!!
Parker James
I got better. Slott's run is going to get cleaned up eventually.
No Octi, I'm here, and I'm stayin!
Grayson Murphy
Damnit.
Logan White
Being 14 and throwing a hissy fit is acceptable behavior. If I threw a hissy fit at your age, it would be unacceptable.
Evan Martinez
The game will begin as soon as players set up the server/client loop, and as soon as the machines are placed
Happy SEVIL
John Mitchell
So you admit to being a fag that got upset a man rejected you both?
hahahhaa what a pathetic excuse for a villain
Andrew Baker
If that's the case, then I'm not sticking around to see what you're going to do here!
I'm out!
Goodbye, and good riddance!
Benjamin Myers
Welcome back you green elf, and just in time to see the beginning of super skeletor
Robert Wright
Give the heads to Sinister, he'll have fun with them.
Zachary Adams
Stormin Norman! I got a plan to end that Wallcrawller once and gor all!
First you need some nanomacjines to rewrite the DNA in you balls to make your sperm Spider-Man's, we know you know his secret identity, and then rape/fuck as many women as possible so they all get pregnant so he'll be straddled with child support for them all and be unable to stop us from committing crime!
Liam Thomas
I am Master Frown! The master of frowns and making people have a bad day!
Luis Scott
yes they will go nice along side ty lee's head…..i mean ty lee's sister head.
Parker Jackson
I'm warning you Sinister. If those Ty Lee things you're making in the basement come near me, I'll purge the Legion. However, keep up the good work.
Cooper Williams
>*Muffled Heavy Death Metal plays behind front door*
>Ding Dong
Lincoln Foster
WE ARE THE D, WE ALREADY HAVE THE METAL ON OUR SIDE!
Andrew Cox
So we going to bed now azula?
Cooper Bailey
>Door blows open
>A figure is highlighted by the sunset
...
Daniel Wright
THREE HUNDRED FEET, TY LEE!!!
Ryder Martinez
Bugger off, mate. There ain’t any demons here.
Jordan Richardson
...The Ring. Give it.
I need it to kill demons.
Landon Lee
Ehhhhhh, take it. I still doubt on why you need my yellow ring, considering who you are, but whatever. I'm mad, not stupid. I'll get another ring.
Aaron King
Hi everyone, I just got here. I Bendy, Bendy the dancing demon. So how’s life, cuz I have a great feeling about today
Absolutely nothing could go wrong. Absolutely nothing, cuz today is just wonderful
Lucas Barnes
...Thank you. They fear me, which shall make me more powerful. Now to search for a Red Ring
>Leaves
Caleb Richardson
>Turns around
Jordan Foster
Ah look it's the one we set lose on that rival dimension several years ago. it seems he has managed to cross into this realm.
Isaac Rogers
since when is the image limit 300 and not 250
Kayden Long
>Image limit reached
And it seems the one who despite 'conquering' many universes is unable to take another due to the efforts of one world. Shameful
Grayson Scott
Bendy: Oh poop
Image limit reached make a new thread and link it here
Anthony Peterson
Everyone: doesn’t make a new thread
Me: fine I’ll do it myself
Andrew Hughes
Hold on. Let this one get archived first.
Isaac Fisher
...
James Edwards
Image limit reached
No images no villains
Christopher Cox
Too late.
Gabriel Adams
I don’t do amphibians, I clearly prefer reptiles.
It is alright! Together we will destroy our enemies!
TO MAKE YOU STRONGER!
MUHAMMAD AVDORRU!
You need help, man.
DO NOT WORRY! ORDER PIZZA! THIS I COMMAND!
I AM MAGE OF VOID!
see you all next thread