Why doesn't he have any friends?
Why doesn't he have any friends?
Joshua Clark
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Mason Phillips
His grandpa rapes him
Xavier Lee
Because he's a fucking dork
John Collins
Even dorks have at least ONE friend.
Henry Walker
I don't have friends
Mason Lee
Same
Jeremiah Harris
Would you want to friend this kid knowing he's always around Rick and you'd in turn have to deal with him
David Cox
You do now, user
Logan Sullivan
hes hardly in school as for an out of school friend he has rick and mr pb
Oliver Harris
You do now.
Henry Fisher
Me too bro, me too.
Thomas Russell
Actually canon.
Christian Hughes
>BURAP! Mharti, I... I need you to lick my balls, Mharti. THE UNIVERSE IS AT STAKE!
Jayden Cook
I don't either, why do you think I'm here?
James Bennett
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> The Citadel of Ricks has a club/whorehouse full of mortys, complete with sexual imagery and mob connections.
Dylan Barnes
It started off as a parody of Back to the Future.
Marty McFly didn't really have any friends,either.
Cooper Smith
He doesn’t need them. His time is rather preoccupied so he doesn’t have many moments where he feels lonely.
Isaac Gutierrez
Since 60 episodes where ordered for season 4 the writers are bound to write him best friends.
Xavier Brown
I mean, Summer had friends. One of them was an alien parasite preying on her possibly bisexual tendencies, and the other was using her to get to the friend of her grandfather.
I think the moment you are even halfway related to interdimensional faggotry friendship becomes a nebulous concept.
Alexander Peterson
What do you consider friends? Like school friends?
Samuel Sanchez
>One of them was an alien parasite preying on her possibly bisexual tendencies
Who?
Nathan Price
yea
Caleb Rodriguez
Who says it’s not consensual?
Ethan Murphy
Join the club.
Anthony Garcia
I too would like to know
Tyler Perry
They have barely even shown much of his school life.
Ayden Jackson
He's also a prick who tries to get his grandpa to roofie a girl and disfigures her sisters ex becasue he dumped her cheating ass. I hope Morty dies
Cameron Wilson
Ethan Hernandez
>I hope Morty dies
BASED.
Lincoln Robinson
with how much he is pulled on adventures he is always sleepy at school and has issues socializing
Jaxon Johnson
feel like thats more of an innocent little girl fantasy friend.
your just projecting
Ian Carter
Most likely true. He can get so drunk he blacks out. Plus, in the Mind Blowers episode, wasn't there a bulb that was labeled "Virginity" and the red ones were supposed to be Rick's fault?
Ethan Hernandez
Because he's us, m8.
Caleb Green
Morty is already slow and awkward, worse yet his time with Rick has only exacerbated his autism. The kid can disarm a neutron bomb, but still struggles with basic math.
>Morty dying
Wouldn't really matter. Rick would just grab another one off the shelf.
John Flores
Trump is my friend
Blake Harris
Are there jackets?
Gavin Lewis
Of course Boco wouldn't have friends.
he's got us instead.
Landon Cox
it's full of morties tho with no ricks in sight
Ethan Collins
Because they want their audience to identify with him
Eli Butler
heh
Michael Martinez
>Marty McFly didn't really have any friends,either.
He had his band and a girlfriend though.
Jeremiah Foster
He's Steve, except his dad is a beta-male instead of a badass CIA agent and he can't sing.
Chase Williams
>American Dad started in 2005
>16 seasons in and Steve is still a virgin
>Rick and Morty started in 2013
>only 3 seasons in and already Morty's lost his virginity
Grayson Ross
Cause that's not how a "Bit" works.
The entirety of Rick and Morty is an improv comedy sketch with the premise of "Grandpa is a supergenius but also an alcoholic go."
Now, it's been fleshed out a great deal. It even hints at having a plot in the background but at the end of the day it's just the same cereal with different milk in every single episode.
Talk to me when Morty snaps and shoots Rick in the face with no remorse. Then you can tell me there's character development.
Not a moment fucking sooner.
Evan Myers
>Talk to me when Morty snaps and shoots Rick in the face with no remorse.
The Rickshank Rickdemption, you're welcome.
Grayson Mitchell
Literally that exact scene happens. There's also Vindicators 3 with Morty defusing a neutrino bomb:
>How many times have you done this?
>Too many, Rick! Too many!
Isaiah Lee
to be fair Marty's other friends aren’t relevant to the movie plots, they have added much to the time traveling adventure.
Now George having no friends even as an adult...
Thomas Evans
>Morty's lost his virginity
To what? A Robocop sex doll? A VR fantasy while shit was in his pants? Or was it the time he almost drugged and raped Jessica? Am I forgetting any?
Gabriel Scott
The question is who gives a fuck?
Jordan Cook
Oh shut the fuck up.
Easton Moore
Steve hasn’t been a Virgin for years, Roger has fucked him many times. Steve just wasn’t conscious.
Adam Thompson
>refers to grandfather by his first name
What the fuck is Morty’s problem?
David Howard
I still don't know how all this happens and they're still 14. How long has the Citadel been around for?
Asher Bennett
I still like Bob's burgers!
Brody Wilson
Maybe Rick prefers it that way. And I think Morty has called him "Grandpa Rick" once at least, or maybe it was one of the alternate Mortys.
Colton Peterson
There's an erased memory in Morty's Blowers labeled _VIRGINITY.
Wyatt Moore
>I still don't know how all this happens and they're still 14.
Ayden Young
Not everyone had friends in high school. I know I didn’t.
Ryan Diaz
My only social interaction outside of work is Yea Forums.
Josiah Bell
If he wanted it gone it must have really sucked
Logan Garcia
You mean a wife and kids.
Jeremiah Campbell
If theres infinite Ricks in infinite timelines does that mean there can infinite Citadels? If theres only one then what universe is it looked in, Dimension 001?
Benjamin Wilson
King Jellybean likes him.
Nolan Diaz
I dont think there are "infinite" but it is possible for there to be more than one.
Ryan Thomas