Gonna dump this comic over the day, I like it because I can relate to it but hopefully some of you find it cute or at least fap bait.
Gonna dump this comic over the day...
Wyatt Collins
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Luke Davis
Camden Jenkins
Noah Howard
Jaxon Nguyen
Kevin Martinez
Blake Parker
Kevin Gonzalez
Please tell me that you have the guest comics
Jason Allen
how many times are you going to make this same larp thread
Angel Gray
Maybe? I just used Ychan on a thread one day and got whatever was dumped
Elijah Rivera
Benjamin Martinez
Has been a genuine thought
Benjamin Bailey
Liam Gray
Nathaniel Allen
Michael Campbell
Adrian Jones
David Brooks
Mason Jackson
Why the fuck do you keep spamming this shit?
James Foster
Where can I find a collection of the Big Dick Problems comics?
Robert Campbell
>tfw your testicles are hanging too low on a particular day and you accidentally shit on them because you forgot to lift them out of the way
These are feelings women will never understand
Brandon Myers
You make it sound like I make this thread weekly, yeah I did it once a couple months ago and again today because I was bored. Sue me I guess.
Juan Hill
Get dunked on you old bitch
Ayden Roberts
Wyatt Hernandez
Christopher Sanchez
Spamming is spamming user, at this point this is no better than LOL threads
Owen Lopez
Aaron Young
Jack Gray
You're right, Yea Forums is all about original content. Like the weekly lisa simpson threads, or the daily 'star did nothing wrong' threads, or the hundreds of bait threads. Fuck me for having a topic.
Camden Ramirez
Jayden Howard
>Dude who dumps the same shitty webcomic once a month complains about no original content on Yea Forums
Like poetry
Liam Watson
Adam Cooper
Cameron Kelly
Nathaniel Thompson
>hijabi
Yes please.
Ethan Price
Mason Young
this "comic" is shit and i could probably write a better comic with an actual story.
Angel Morris
>no big dicks problems
o jeez
Ayden Gray
oh jeez
Cooper Scott
>all those broken bras
more like poorfag girls problems LMAO
Grayson Morris
but this is true?
she could be "happy" with her bra, but if it isn't fitting just right, she isn't gonna be fucking happy down the road. dumb unappreciative bitch.
Juan Adams
Dude just lose some weight and go easier on beer if your boobs are such a problem
Henry Rogers
Waiting for the one with the thicc redhead showing off some tummy and underboob.
That one's fucking hot.
Jacob Carter
jesus, maybe sit AWAY from the table a little?
fuck, more like busty idiot problems
Julian Johnson
Yeah but it's unwarranted, what if a stranger said to you "hey your shirt is too small, wear a bigger one". You'd be a bit weirded out too
I think it's cute too but people get livid about it
Aaron Bailey
Don't worry I've got you covered
Cameron James
Based pink shirt Chad just trying to give helpful advice to bitchy blue dress virgins
Hunter Torres
Leo Wilson
hey, they are just trying to help in a way that is positive. maybe a better fitting bra would be a good change? its a female exclusive problem being said between females, its not like a man is saying it to her, thus being really weird.
your example is completely different.
Sebastian Wright
Nah, I'd take their advice to heart and try on a larger shirt, is getting pissed at getting helpful advice some sort of woman thing?
Isaiah Nelson
The place where all of those comics were collected at disappeared years ago.
Jeremiah Johnson
god, where is THIS game?
i need my shitty unity engine game with stupid dick physics and an oh jeez-o-meter.
Jonathan Collins
god, i remember that.
fucking rip the OG archives...
Blake Myers
Sometimes when I don’t fap for a few days, precum drools out my flaccid dick and I have to go to the restroom to clean it up.
Luis Gonzalez
Someone should make a mega with all the Big Dick Problems comics.
Jaxson Moore
Maybe it's just because I'm a more private person, but if a woman told me my bra sucks out of nowhere I'd be a bit annoyed. I get what you guys are saying though.
Levi Anderson
Ryan Miller
Blake Walker
Isaiah Ortiz
when does it stop being girl problems? like 17?
because these women are fucking ADULTS, girls are like age 5 to 17.
where are the busty ADULT problems?
like doing taxes or surviving the day sweltering in the office?
Nolan Moore
Jordan Diaz
Brandon Harris
no second panel of AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT FUCKING BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS!
William Mitchell
Robert Martin
>I like it because I can relate to it
That one in particular I bet
Henry Barnes
Agreed, hottest thing I'll use my chest as a table for is a burger. Soup seems like a dangerous idea
There's one somewhere in here of a teacher wiping her chalkboard off with her boobs that I always get a kick out of because it's happened to me, or see
Camden Young
Isaac Myers
Wyatt Roberts
Gabriel Roberts
Jacob Turner
Except for attracting potential mates there's absolutely NOTHING useful about big tits.
Asher Williams
Learn to make your own, it's saved me from a world of hurt
Not entirely wrong
Grayson Morris
Owen Ramirez
This comic is SO fucking stupid. Everyone knows breasts are something only girls in comics and cartoons have to turn us on. They are a creation of the pen and the horny mind. They don't cause problems in the real world because women don't HAVE them. Women's bodies are NOT like that.
Jayden Scott
>only men have testicles
Go back to pol you nazi fuck
Luis Barnes
more like bursting girls problems amirite?
Angel Morris
This really isn't what most big breasted girls think. They whine how their cowtits are pain in the ass but it's mostly just humble brag. They talk about their tits in public because they know men will find that attractive and flat chested women will be jealous.
I'm grateful that I can easily work out and do physical work because of the flat chest, but let's be honest here cowtits really don't want that. When you're flat chested you actually have to work for your charm, with big tits you don't have to do anything else than just exist and you get all the attention. Even if you're fat no one cares.
James Cooper
well, several of those problems can be fixed with a little bit of thinking. but thats too hard and wouldn't work for a joke, so.......
Alexander Cook
Thomas Fisher
HA
I don't know about all that, you might just know shitty people. I don't talk about my tits in public, I try my best to cover up. Everyone pretends like it's life on easy street being a titcow but your problems get ignored just as much as a flat girl.
Please don't enable them.
Colton Garcia
Henry Bailey
Connor Williams
I don't get this
Samuel White
How often did you let your flat chested friends rub your tits?
Easton Brooks
Sure you crammed as much diversity as possible into those, wouldn't want to be called some 'ism'? Better have some trannys and midget comics coming you racist!
Isaiah Foster
Sure, that's my excuse for not working out
Yeah I don't get it either
Sometimes when we've been drinking
Jose Lee
Hunter Martinez
Benjamin King
i remember this in collage when i'd hang out with girls, i'd see some of them scurry from or to the showers like that. not all of them though, most girls were kinda fine with it, just walking like a normal person.
though it was usually after hours, when coed was over by like 2 hours and i am super glad no one found me out. i think they thought i was gay or something, which is probably why they never screamed when they saw me.
Levi Thomas
Ryder Mitchell
>ugh, sanitary reasons? bitch?
>your tits are not a fucking microwave!
Kevin Sanders
Alexander Carter
Women are cunts to each other
Jack James
Leo Nguyen
This better?
Joseph Cooper
Robert Evans
Do people really break their bras that much?
Jeremiah Cruz
Nathan Reyes
>fap bait
>with that artstyle
Even Yea Forums - Save The Princess comics are more fappable.
John Bailey
no
she fucking broke both her tits doing that
are you making fun of parabooblegics?
Xavier Wright
Wow, wow. Is that a battery driven fan necklace? That's fucking genius. Where do they sell these? I am dying in this heat.
Kayden Sanders
Not all that much, but it happens
Gavin Rogers
Thomas Reyes
Apu what are you doing in this dump. Get outta here lil guy
Adrian White
Just go for a quick drink
Jaxon Walker
This is kind of sexy.
Gabriel Stewart
this capcha is killing me
Carter Fisher
Lucas Harris
Elijah Williams
I don't see how that would work without
oh there we go
William Baker
>Parabooblegics
Parker Martinez
If your going to give yourself an improvised haircut, you shouldn’t wear clothes when doing it.
Lucas Walker
>working at a bikini car wash but being uncomfortable with being seen as a sex object
Dumbass
Isaiah Hall
>Tfw no busty middle eastern gf
Justin Peterson
William Johnson
Aiden Walker
Adam Cook
They’re useful for clearing tables of breakable objects quickly...
Samuel Morris
Jose Watson
Hunter White
I fail to understand the problem here, she needs a bra that wont show through the shirt, the salesperson has a shirt that wont show throw the shirt.
Jose Stewart
Asher Mitchell
>t. SEETHING chestlet
Leo Baker
What is the problem, here?
Alexander Thomas
>When you're flat chested you actually have to work for your charm
Or just have a great ass.
You DO have that, right? You’re not a total beanpole? Because that would be sad.
Jeremiah Gomez
girls, be nice
Mason Ward
This desu
Kevin Foster
I'd be embarrassed I thought I could wear that small shirt and no one would notice in the first place.
Jack Martin
Fuck off. I haven't even seen a thread like this in weeks, so at least OP's way better at moderation than other OPs.
Tyler Jones
She's offering her a "nude" bra that doesn't match her skin tone, so it's effectively worthless to her
Blake Phillips
Okay then. Try to write that comic and explain the outline to us.
Ryder Lewis
Bouncing
Jackson Cox
I really hope you're being sarcastic right now.
Henry Garcia
lotta bouncing
Aaron Morris
Dylan Brooks
Grayson Gomez
>one vein
pff I wish, my cleavage looks like it was struck by blue lightning
Matthew Lopez
Fun fact, this is a great way to get a black eye
Nolan Cruz
Xavier Gonzalez
Samuel Sullivan
Stop with your shitty relateable comic cancer.
Julian Rodriguez
Cooper Parker
Hudson Rodriguez
Yea Forums is women this shit isnt larp
William Perry
Levi Adams
i can't believe this person made something of themselves off this boring, PRADICTABU shit
Grayson Watson
Angel Collins
>im a girl by the way
every time
Hunter Price
Just hide the thread, then.
Owen Ross
Yes we get it already
Austin Cruz
Thomas Sanders
No mentions of back pains?
Brody Harris
Nathan Wright
That doesn't stop enabling this cancer when everyone else keeps it going. Hiding a thread is just a shitty fucking excuse and doesn't do anything about the issue..
Liam Walker
Hudson Powell
I laughed at this more than any of the breast comics. Something about this is really funny.
Christian Walker
god i wish that were me
Connor Anderson
I can't believe posts like this are actually made on this board.
Kayden Hall
/ss/ED
Jason Stewart
Noooo!
I'm gonna huff, and I'm gonna puff, and I'm gonna cry this scary thread down!
Aaaah!
Thomas White
post titties
Adrian Williams
>I laughed at this more than any of the breast comics.
Because it's funny and isn't just "us women and our suffering", it's an exaggerated joke where a dude slips on his own dick and falls off a cliff. Not
>girl tries to walk in public with big honkers and gets stared at and has an internal monologue about being eye candy while the poster is holding back saying "same tho baka"
Michael Perez
So...because it's #relatable to you, and not to a scary female? Haha
Logan Clark
first time i've ever used s m h even in that way, didnt know it was filtered
Isaac Foster
Then enlighten me. What do you think is a better comic than this?
And what comic ideas do you think is better?
Adam Jones
Before I read this thread, someone tell me if it's a cheesecake thread or another femanon therapy session
Aaron Ward
Michael Flores
Oh boy, these threads are usually comfy.
David Russell
Yea, I prefer comics that demonstrate the issue of having a massive penis and how often it leads to us falling off cliffs. Raise some awareness please.
Landon Edwards
>TFW you accidentally sit on your own balls.
Carter Fisher
Preferably, threads about cocks.
In fact, every comic panel should have a big, meaty dick in it.
Because I'm heterosexual.
Blake Wright
For girls.
>Then enlighten me.
You're already being a faggot. This isn't about better comics, it's about not enabling these kinds of posters.
Josiah Clark
Thanks doc
Carter Long
What kinds of posters?
Connor Torres
Are you seriously doing this?
Joshua Baker
People who try to attach some form of identity to themselves on the board without adding anything of substance in return, I suspect.
Leo Cook
>not enabling these kinds of posters
So your reasoning is basically: "if I don't like it then this shouldn't exist!"
Kevin Thompson
Did you not read my post? GIRLS.
I hate em! They don't belong in my treehouse!
Dylan Flores
Oh...like "MCU fan"? Or "male poster"?
Joshua Rivera
You get the idea, but there's a tone to posts like OP's and that isn't really brought up in that kind of explanation. If there's a term for it it isn't coming to mind but it'd be very helpful.
Mason Flores
How oddly wholesome.
Alexander Carter
>keeping threads alive with free bumps and comedy
keep "not enabling" I guess, bitchboy
Cooper Cruz
The term that comes to my mind is "joke"
Because it's a funny post and the idea that someone would get this offended by it is even funnier
Isaiah Taylor
You can say this about literally anyone. Everyone who uses that image seriously can't imagine why someone would go into a thread they don't like to say why beyond not expecting the content inside?
My bumps mean nothing, retard. If it were just me and one other person it'd be a different story but as usual these threads are usually kept alive by the people into itl
Julian Myers
It is NOT a joke. She's threatening physical violence to men and this can't be allowed to continue.
Ethan Butler
Thanks for just continuing this. No one on this board gives a shit anyway or is even remotely able to understand why a post or poster might be annoying as shit.
It's easier to just summarize them as women posters, though there are women posters that aren't shit because not all of them do it, but then those kinds of women posters and these kinds are two different things.
Andrew Kelly
Someone post the Big Penis Problems comic.
Elijah Foster
>MCU fan
No, because "oh btw I'm an MCU fan" will usually add something to a discussion.
>male poster
Yes, because "oh btw I'm a guy" or "oh btw I'm a girl" usually adds nothing, though "women" get more flak because it's usually attention whoring either by some guy pretending to be a girl or some cunt looking to be fawned over where they're not wanted.
Brody Wood
I mean...at least you admit you're accomplishing nothing but giving us some laughs
Stick around, please
David Reed
Yes, I'm aware it's funny to certain userbases when you tell them how annoying they are, and they would instead coast around it by doing "b-but women scare me" mock posts or "oh what, you mean having fun? yea thats a serious issue that needs to be stopped" responses.
Dominic Gutierrez
Remember, support busty women in your life by showing them sympathy and listening to their problems!
Asher Martinez
I would listen to any woman's problems as long as they talk about it in a nonshitty way.
Matthew Ortiz
Except that you could've ignored the thread. Yet, here we are, arguing because you hate the comic because it's for girls.
I have never seen such a child-like mentality before, and I hope to never see it again after this argument is over.
Austin Russell
if women talked about their boobs to me, do you think I'd be here?
Luke Ross
>Except that you could've ignored the thread.
This issue goes well beyond this thread.
>because it's for girls.
Because of how they went about making it, but keep insisting I hate women just because that's easier.
>I have never seen such a child-like mentality before
Yours and everyone else doing this.
Carson Anderson
How exactly would I "show sympathy" without seeming like a creep
Jordan Martin
You can tell a woman you feel bad for them without whipping out your magnum dong.
Ryder Jenkins
compare them to the closest woman in your life: your mother
Grayson Cook
DO NOT DO THIS
Nolan Ortiz
Okay then, user. What exactly do you not like about this comic?
Tyler Price
>Getting a foil to the chest unprotected
I don't have have breasts and that still hurts like a bitch.
Nicholas Perez
uh...........ok?
like, i can make a normal character who is also busty, its not hard at all. what do they want!?
Sebastian Clark
I like how they made her a maid just to make it extra offensive and sexist.
Henry Cook
I have this problem for being too tall
Charles Clark
I fail to see how this one is a problem. You could argue that most fictional muscular guys are superheroes, who gives a shit?
Dominic Lee
>exactly
If you would have been following my posts you would have seen that I'm not sure if there is a term for it. The fact you already refuse to look at this comic and think "the only way someone could dislike this were if they hated women" is already a sign that nothing I say, even if I knew the best way to describe the issue, would get through to you. In fact that's just a connected part of the issue, this entire board always fucking does that.
Sebastian Cruz
>TFW you met someone in a thread like this years and years ago and started chatting on AIM.
>TFW you were thiiis close to starting up a relationship.
>TFW you're LITERALLY AUTISTIC and fucking the whole thing. You just FUCKED IT, FOREVER, and she stopped talking to you, you FUCKING MORON.
Good times!
Jordan Thompson
kek
Brayden Gonzalez
Prove it.
Easton Cook
I'm not sure what the issue is, having big boobs means you have fat on your chest, a fat woman who looks like she doesn't keep in the best of shape and a fashion model are pretty much the basic ways to have big boobs, I'm not sure what they're asking for as an inbetween. Chubbier women with big breasts that don't look intentionally ugly with face sag and crowsfeet like they drew exist, but it wouldn't help their narrative if they didn't make it extremely shitty. Hence her in a maid outfit when that has nothing to do with breasts and is just extra sexism because.
Lucas Rivera
I feel bad for the women in these threads that they have to constantly make everyone aware they're women just for the attention they can't get anywhere else. Sorry hang on my dick slipped out on its own I promise I didn't do that.
Dominic James
So how would you improve Yea Forums? Because to me, it sounds like you think your opinion encompasses all of this board.
Blake Bailey
I told you it's impossible.
Noah Davis
There is nothing to do. The issue is just how people are and getting rid of certain types doesn't solve anything, the least you can do is attempt to give them awareness when they do things like this thread but that never works. Especially with so many easy runarounds to it, ranging from just calling them a mad incel to caricature responses.
Gabriel Rodriguez
Yeah, but I personally like the comic because of the fap bait.
Plus, the thread was comfy.
Michael Collins
Awesome
Henry Allen
Ian Cooper
I don't know what to tell you, my dude. Can't change human nature, at least not here of all places. I just look at pretty pictures and threads I like and I advise you to do the same.
Brody Rivera
Joseph Price
That doesn't mean anyone claiming to be a woman is one.
Caleb Lee
>the fap bait
Jaxson Sanchez
Grayson Thompson
Gabriel Cox
If your standards are so high you can't get off to scribbles with boobies then that's entirely a you problem
Ryan Ortiz
Jaxon Diaz
You can easily tell in cases like this that women are here. The way they type and respond to things. The stuff they post. Is this really beyond you? It's very basic shit. No one else seeing it has to just be willful ignorance.
Parker Richardson
>But auntie, I insist. NOW!
Elijah Sullivan
Josiah Wright
Julian Powell
Samuel Thompson
Adrian Carter
I jerked it to a screenshot of an AT girl once, but this is just garbage.
Luke Young
Maybe you can, but I'm not sure your "discerning gender over the internet" skills are as widespread as you think...
I saw someone posting earlier that girls never make typos, what a riot
Isaac Thomas
The writing/dialogue if you want to call it that in these are so awful. Also the kind of women designs they use half the time are the unlikeable grating kind. Did they go out of their way to make this bad and only enjoyable to a small group?
Jeremiah Robinson
Soul crushing.
Daniel Lopez
For now you can make do with the "My dick is SO big" audio recording from Drew Carey and friends
Asher Myers
>I'm not sure your "discerning gender over the internet" skills are as widespread as you think...
It clearly isn't an always thing, there are shitposter larpers but a lot of them don't understand what it is that makes female posters obvious and instead just go for the "man i hate being a woman!" type of posts. There's a shocking amount of posts you can toss aside if they use an exclamation point.
Ryder Smith
Is that what women consider soul crushing?
Liam Carter
baka
John Parker
>jerked it to a screenshot of an AT girl
>jerking it off
>to AT of all things
Now see, here's your problem. You only like flat girls, not girls with a healthy amount of bust.
Logan Morris
y-you too desu
Eli Gomez
*le tip*
Luis Thomas
cry more fag
Matthew Cruz
I dunno, do short guys consider consider it soul crushing? Because both scenarios are losing the genetic lottery while seeing everyone around you win...
Joseph Lewis
Breasts are my primary fetish. I jerked it to PB back when they gave her slight curves because I didn't have anything else and the internet was dead. This is a different kind of bad. This isn't "how can you find that nasty fetish attractive" this is "how can you be aroused by this bad art and awful design". It's just tumblr art of women purposefully designed to not be that hot, sometimes maybe cute, bitching about how hard they have it.
The situations are hot sure, a woman can't read a book because her boobs are in the way, that isn't bad, but it's retarded for these because it's 'relateable problems' when you can work around that shit. In general you don't HAVE to have gigantic breasts, if it's so bad you can't sleep at night without making a comic you can't sleep at night with them then make effort to work them down. But they secretly don't want to. It's a mixture of being eye candy and getting to complain.
Being short isn't the same thing as not having breasts. They're in the loose category of genetics but they're two totally different things. Not sure why this would even be something you'd think is comparable.
Jose Morris
That is a "caricature response", retard.
Lucas Perez
>Self
Well there's your problem right there
Luis Smith
As shocking as it may be, women don't want to be felt up by some guy that just wants to cop a feel to make sure she doesn't have cancer. Too bad in some places it isn't required to have a woman do it officially and you can get a guy instead, it's messed up really. Especially since they know some will be too nervous or shy to make a direct request for a female examiner to work with you.
Chase Anderson
Can relate. GF won't buy anything with thin straps for this reason. Any dresses, night gowns, or lingerie with thin straps will break due to her bust weight.
Gabriel Hughes
Sure
Benjamin Foster
>it isn't required to have a woman do it officially and you can get a guy instead
Wait, seriously?
Where I live, male police officers can't even search female suspects with clothes on, but it's ok if it's for medical reasons? Damn
Cameron Wood
>eating loud chips during a movie
Destroy all tittymonsters
Sebastian Parker
>help people are doing their job it's like they RAPED me help help
Thomas Walker
Reduction?
What is wrong with wester women?
Matthew Thomas
Eli Jenkins
But user, you are gay
Lucas Hughes
Landon Miller
Noah Walker
Lesson learned: If you think you might have breast cancer, it's better to get arrested than see a doctor.
Easton Brown
When you're wearing tight pants for whatever the reason.
Your flaccid penis is pointing downwards
You get an erection.
Women will never understand.
Tyler Nguyen
Those wouldn't be busty archetypes then. The comic doesn't say, "These are the only characters that are ever busty".
Jackson Phillips
Who even impregnated this flat slat?
Evan Cox
this girl needs to wear an apron at the sink like everyone else with a brain and two tiddies
next we'll see a comic about a busty welder getting her face melted because she wasn't wearing a mask
Matthew Lopez
the comic does say that!
its making it seem that busty women are only sexy lady or frumpy lady.
fuck you
Leo Nelson
>post dusky girl problem and call it a busty girl problem
the fuck?
Juan Martin
this only happens if you aren't circumcised btw.
Jeremiah Ross
>not draping your neck and shoulders in newspaper
like a FUCKING ANIMAL
Andrew Fisher
No that shouldn't matter.
Henry Sullivan
>leaving "just enough" to get you to payday
Irresponsible and short sighted- accidents ranging from 20-500$ can and WILL happen and you should leave room in your budget for that shit.
Joseph Kelly
Have you never learned to hide your erection?
Evan Long
I actually cancelled my exam when it was with a guy. Turned out my breasts were fine anyway. I am very glad my friend went the extra length to get me in with her doctor, now I feel entirely safe and won't have to play hooky with a potential life saving exam just because they won't automatically give me someone of the same gender who would know my body better than a guy. They always have that "I'm not here for your health" vibe that makes me internally scream lmao.
But yea anyways, I don't hate men but I don't want to pay them to examine my body, one they don't understand. Guys clearly only get that position for one reason.
Levi Cook
Hmm. Is this a tranny LARPer?
Yep.
Gabriel Moore
>not just wearing a sportsbra for the uncomfy hell that is a plane ride
Owen Gonzalez
Yeah I mean, if you don't plan ahead, then you really deserve the discomfort. Keep those tiddies on lockdown.
Gavin Walker
QUIT POSTING CUTE GIRLS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
William James
Only on sitcoms or if there's a given reason.
David Cooper
I can't breathe.
Jaxson Cox
Go back to /pol/, you're drunk.
Elijah Green
Gabriel Gutierrez
Then go outside.
Asher Parker
Explain.
Dylan Cooper
>not accessorizing with a belt
You dumb bitch
Jaxon Price
That's the most disgusting one so far.
Wyatt Nelson
user I have some bad news for you
Gabriel Ross
This comic would be way better if they just changed the title to dumb bitch problems.
Isaac Reyes
god, i knew a girl in high school with massive tits, but they sat like, at her bellybutton. i always felt bad for her
Logan Powell
based and redpilled
Grayson Phillips
very much. I remember I did an epee lesson where everyone kept hitting me in my right nipple too.
Fuck that hurt, no one understood why it was happening. Someone thought I had a magnet in there.
Jose Mitchell
>busty archetypes
Most adult female characters have big(or big-ish, >C cup) tits because everybody likes big tits.
Carson Clark
this one got a physical chuckle outta me
Andrew Ross
Dumbass.
Robert Morales
Yea Forums is one big femanon therapy session.
Owen James
need milky edit
Nicholas Howard
2nd panel face is cute
Owen Stewart
i have lil boobs but this is still an issue, specially when brushing teeth . physics doesnt discriminate
Sebastian Adams
I've been a girl detective since I was around 9, and if you know anything about that line of work, you often end up tied up by the bad guy.
I was always amazing at making tricky rope escapes up til about age 13, when my boobs really started to come in. By then, captors had begun to tie the ropes around my chest, just to the top and bottom of my breast line, to the point where I could no longer slide them off my chest and then squirm out of them like I did so often as a young girl.
My tits are the primary reason I left that line of work; I would probably still be doing girl detective work now had I not gotten such enormous breasts. I was hoping there would be a comic about that.
Ryan Campbell
>I was hoping there would be a comic about that.
me too
Justin Brown
I don't see how being busty makes this more of a problem...
Alexander Moore
How else would a flat girl be "potentially" busty through hormones?
She's gotta be preggers.
Jose Richardson
I don't see how slight jiggling of the extremities is that much of an issue.
Men jiggle, women jiggle, unless you go full hungry skeleton you're going to jiggle slightly.
It's not even an unpleasant sensation.
Aaron Phillips
She has to complain and let others know she's a girl
Evan Cooper
>I’m a boy btw
Aaron Foster
Women can't say anything even slightly negative about other women, I see.
Isaac Thomas
Hahaha
Jason Ross
Jeremiah Russell
I am curious: what are you going to do when you find out you have a doctor who's a hardcore lesbian?
Bentley King
Charles Garcia
If I go like a single DAY without cumming the next time I do it burns a little.
Noah Torres
Jonathan Rodriguez
If you have to lean in to see out of your rear view mirror, it's not your boobs that are the problem.
Jason Perry
>I like it because I can relate to it.
You'll never have tits like those tranny
Brody Reyes
I'm like half way done so I may as well keep going
Easton Roberts
There's like a hundred of these and they get worse and worse.
Nolan Butler
How would you even find that out?
Unless you were on a lesbian dating site and found her profile or something. Mega awkward
Brayden Fisher
Christian Morales
>tfw pectus carinatum and lying flat on things is horrible.
Gavin Richardson
Isaiah Thomas
Charles Hughes
Parker Turner
Shit man if I had a nickel
Caleb Robinson
I hate how women talk about bad pick up lines, but never talk about good ones
Nathan Morales
user, medical here, that is a bad signal...have you ever apply for a STD's?
Josiah Ross
It's almost as if...
Zachary Hernandez
Jackson Brooks
Hi Boobanon.
Nolan Roberts
Kevin Rivera
Carter Taylor
How this could be a problem?
Levi Robinson
saw the first half of this while scrolling. didn't read the text yet. first thought was, "damn, this artist really does a lot of muslims. maybe they aren't just virtue signaling. maybe they live in a muslim country or something."
Julian Carter
Oh fuck you you unlikable piece of trash.
James Richardson
Kayden Sanchez
I like me some veiny tits. It means they belong to a living person and not some marble statue
Jason Cruz
Adrian Wood
This entire comic's purpose is to virtue signal.
David Reyes
That's some gymnastics to defend an ugly appearance.
Jack Anderson
humble-brag is related, but not identical to virtue-signal
Benjamin Rivera
Poking an eye out maybe?
Awe shit somebody's miffed
Anthony Adams
Carter Nguyen
>humble-brag
A lot of these are a mixture of bragging and "oh woe is me" but at a huge group of women and they even toss in sexist shit for good measure.
>Awe shit somebody's miffed
Literally underage
James Moore
Ethan Turner
But that is impossible.
Julian Davis
Would you like to talk about your anger sweetheart?
James Murphy
Airborne STDs are a thing, sorry user but all those dicks you inhaled were bad for you, even if "they aren't touching the inside of my mouth."
Jason Hughes
>E's in public stores
yeah I wish
Logan Hall
>sweetheart?
What will you do to prove my point next.
Sureee
Kevin Brown
Lincoln Parker
Then what would you call yourself? Michaelangelo's David?
Where did the poster even say anything negative about women?
Justin Jenkins
Nope, if you don't come and feel burn ot tickle, is possible you have some medical condition...even wizards can have SDT'S. How? use clothes from other people. One time, we have some wizard with VPH...and was because he used to use the same boxers as their dad
Colton Smith
What is the point of reversible??
Sebastian Ward
Joseph Lewis
That she was complaining. Apparently that automatically makes you a guy if you shit on a woman complaining about something, because women can't do that to themselves.
Brayden Bailey
Could just be a bacterial thing.
Elijah Evans
Something something Yikes? Thats what people say right?
Imagine a world
Wyatt Young
You know nothing about women clearly.
Christian Allen
Jace Evans
>tfw you will never see a boob in real life
Sebastian Johnson
Elijah Myers
Men are much more likely to burst into a thread crying about it unprompted tho
Andrew Young
Seriously needs to be reiterated that the dialogue is insufferable.
Sure they are.
Josiah Richardson
Henry Foster
This one feels like it missed something.
Hunter Martin
Robert Diaz
Jason Taylor
How long are you going to go before making this thread again.
Zachary Cooper
Probably another few months, fuck off.
Liam Parker
It looks ugly. Women wear painful highheel shoes too but it looks better than sneakers with a dress.
Levi Nelson
So what kind of response do they want? I normally just agree with them and they get mad.
Jack Sanders
Benjamin Turner
Luis Richardson
If women talk about their boobs like that to you, either you’re married or your opinion doesn’t matter
Austin Ross
boobs strikes back
Zachary Cook
Mason Sanchez
Aaron Reyes
why doesn't this bitch just learn how to fucking eat instead
Gabriel Rodriguez
The user doth protest too much.
Zachary Robinson
Blake Martinez
OH POOR ME MY TITTIES ARE TOO LARGE
Breast reductions should be ILLEGAL
Julian Phillips
>tracks
Carson Hughes
I've never understood the idea that I'm not allowed to have complaints
Cooper Powell
Caleb Murphy
Tyler Turner
Wyatt Cook
>everyone on Yea Forums is a fat chested women
I happen to be the queen of England, and I’m STACKED
Bentley King
ok
Jose Parker
Jackson Stewart
The flatties dare not enter boob territory
Ethan Brooks
The comic itself encourages people blessed with something great to wallow in poor me-ism. It contributes, however small, to victim culture and the idea that you shouldn’t be happy with your body. If even one girl thought about a breast reduction from this comic than it deserves to be purged from this earth.
Also you keep dumping this over and over.
Jordan Walker
So you are planning to make this a recurring thing even though it doesn't need to be.
Christopher Bell
Quit cherrypicking arguments in that deconstructive retard way.
Alexander Johnson
You're reading waaay too far into it. It exists because it's nice to feel like you're not alone. Busty girls aren't looking at this and feeling bad.
Hey what's that thing over your head? It sort of looks like a joke, ah shit you just missed it
There. I'm done ruining co with a single thread. Happy?
Camden Cook
>it's nice to feel like you aren't alone
>>>this
Please just fuck off.
Daniel Peterson
Yes. Bye.
Ayden Murphy
Flat is justice
Colton Garcia
Why do you need to still shit on her when you've already won the argument?
So, what comics can we dump now?
Kayden White
Anyone who says this is unironically a pedo.
Adam Sanchez
>Why do you need to still shit on her when you've already won the argument?
You managed to take this to an entirely different level of woe is me.
Adrian Price
Something that isn't whiny tumblrshit, for starters. Ideally something that isn't spammed.
Austin Lopez
1. No
2. And?
Nathaniel Bennett
Believe me, after handling thousands of breasts, it quickly stops being interesting. It's their job after all. Also, doctors who chose their profession to help patients do exist.
Thomas Perry
>SHAVING CRUMBS AWAY FROM A MUFFIN WITH YOUR BEAVER TEETH AND SPRINKLING DETRITUS EVERYWHERE
it's like a nightmare.
Adam Myers
When they obviously do a half assed job just so they can off on your tits and you die of titty cancer of course.
Jose Ward
>boohoo my sister made a joke god i hate having boobs
Dominic Phillips
Most of these problems would be fixed if the women simply lost weight- many pictured are obese and their bodyfat poses a serious risk to their health.
Evan Morales
You can't exactly make a comic series called "obese girl problems".
Ryder Bell
there is a single solution to obese girl problems.
Ian Miller
>busty girl dieting problems
>you need to eat fewer calories to lose weight than a man of the same height
Sebastian Thompson
Right, just like how there is a fucking solution to the OP comic, back the fuck up, but then they can't bitch.
Adrian Davis
>how dare men like breasts
Jose Edwards
I came into this thread specifically looking for this comic.
I am vaguely disappointed at how long it took to find it.
Jackson Myers
Lose some weight and your man titties will go away you larping brainlet.
Alexander Scott
That category of these are the most annoying. Outside of the ones where their breasts get in the way because they can't act like god damn humans and adapt.
Landon Martinez
stop spamming faggot.
Robert Sanchez
You will just make her want to post it again later even more with a "hopefully no salty seadoggies come in here this time X3"
Anthony Flores
Nah I'm done, not worth my time.
Juan Barnes
A nice guy look my boobs?
#METOO
Ayden Ramirez
We'll see how long that lasts, or if someone else takes over. But really it wasn't worth anyone else's time either.
Angel Cook
How do you know he’s nice?
Bentley Ward
Thread can die for all I care. Not like we'd be losing much
Aiden Ward
All men are nice with big boobs...except gays and black dudes
Dominic Scott
Nicer than the girl that's giving him the entire fuck off posture immediately because her dyed hair isn't pulling the attention she craved.
Juan Edwards
If only you could have come to this realization sooner. Add that to your busty girl problems.
Connor Butler
It just makes me remember rude customers from when I was a wageslave
Jaxson Wood
>busty girl problems
>"all the blood flow goes to my breasts which makes me incapable of doing anything, my breasts have actually made me retarded"
Jose Jenkins
No, I'm saying that because you felt the need to throw one last insult at her.
You won, I got it. Just leave her alone
Jack Long
Fuck me for wanting to talk about boobs I guess. Thought we'd have a nice comfy thread but people threw a bitch fit.
Thomas Torres
So, why not do a Storytime of Pain with any of Bleedman's comics?
Daniel Cooper
It's Yea Forums, of course they'd find a way to bitch about a comfy thread because they can't comprehend a board without constant flame wars and arguments.
Eli Perez
How do you retards even find your way here?
Sebastian Gray
Looks more like granny from the motherland instead of a maid.
Luis Watson
I've been coming here since I was a shitty teen and just haven't broken the habit
Ryan Nguyen
Fat isn't busty, it's just fat, sorry to break it to you OP. I'm guessing you've either got curdled shapeless runny pancake tits because you're a landwhale or you're a deluded tranny who thinks the misshapen hormone knobs in your chest count as having boobs let alone being busty.
Carson Cox
Okay then, user. Give me an image of what women should look like.
Brandon Gray
>a nice comfy thread
This comic was retarded on its own, you didn't have to make a thread about it at all, but no, you made two. If you want to talk about your problems as a woman stay on discord.
Luis Hall
>Truth
Daniel Perez
You attention seeking hypocrite. This thread was founded on the fact that you wanted to whine about your "busty" girl problems while enjoying it at the same time. Fuck off with your woe is me shit.
Jeremiah James
Based
Julian Thomas
>"nice catch, boobs!"
Thomas Reed
OP here. I haven’t even posted beyond the first post. I don’t know who y’all think you’re talking to
Mason Carter
>based
Go back to Yea Forums, faggot with shit taste in women.
Jack Collins
This isn't a fucking busty girl problem this happens to every god damn person that does the dishes. No fucking shit "every time".
Has it gotten that bad for you?
Caleb Hall
Yeah, it really devolved from a comfy (but admittedly flawed) thread to a bunch of assholes shitting on whoever's dumping the images and several of them with shit taste in women who consider breasts "fat".
Aaron Collins
Everything about your post is braindead.
Jacob Rogers
Don't, I'm the one who fucked up and made the thread. I'm gonna hold the L
Jaxon Bennett
>shitting on whoever's dumping the images
Quit making her out to be this sad victim, jesus christ. She dragged herself into it by being cheeky to whoever didn't like the comic she was spamming. The direct issue isn't even her its shitty "relatable" comics in general. She just has shit taste and made the thread at a rare time when women wouldn't flock into it to blogpost so the comments shitting on it stood out more.
Justin Price
No, I’M the OP! I admit the deed! Cast your stones at me if you must!
Samuel King
Uh, the OP just admitted that she didn't post anything past the first post.
Jordan Campbell
I like these chicks the breastest.
David Murphy
Try reading your own post.
It's just the usual shitposters sucking the fun out of a decent thread.
Daniel Baker
Everything about your taste in women is braindead.
Liam Phillips
>When your pubic hair gets stuck in your foreskin and you have to pull it out like fucking floss
Jeremiah Young
I'm glad you could deduce that from that one post.
Bentley Howard
Don't listen to these fakers, anons. I'm the real deal OP, direct all your rage at me and I'll take full responsibility.
Mason Murphy
do you even know the absolute ass that that image comes from
Ian Johnson
Outside of the retardposting right now its clear she was the OP and posted this stuff like last time.
Anthony Barnes
>sees word hormone
>assumes it's for transgenders
You spend too much time on the internet
Landon Smith
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WOR-
James Williams
Seriously. Only one boob caught it
Jonathan Roberts
Don't be talking shit about Vera
Adrian Flores
Maybe if OP only reposted all this shit after everyone's forgotten about it instead of spamming it every few weeks he wouldn't have this problem
Josiah Rodriguez
Being a cute white girl with big boobs is basically life on easy mode though. You will never be homeless and you can basically get anything you want from any dumb guy.
If gladly deal with all this dumb shit if it meant an easy life.
Ian Roberts
can't relate
Jaxon Gutierrez
Hey!
Is tit face!!!
Michael Bell
is that real i need one
Christopher Sullivan
Do fat milkies make it harder to shoot rifles, is that why there's so few women in shooting sports?
Xavier Ross
have you ever tried watching a biathlon?
Landon Turner
Nicholas Barnes
Because there are no 'bad' pick up lines, just undesirable guys they don't want to talk to.
Xavier Hernandez
I mean...yeah, until you adapt to it. You can’t put your hand where the instructions say. But it’s doable.
At least, that’s how it is for archery. I imagine guns are even worse. All that recoil...
Charles Diaz
Vera is s h i t
Jace Thompson
>All that recoil...
>tfw no big tiddy gf to take to the range and watch her jiggle with every shot
Joshua Baker
And that’s why you wear six sports bras to the shooting range
Ayden Jones
In my experience the dudes there are professional and respectful. Just there to shoot and leave.
Oliver Edwards
but twitter told me that shooting ranges are full of creepy dudes
Matthew Perez
And one thread a week wouldn't be fucking spamming, let alone 2 over the course of months.
Jason Nelson
I mean you can run into one every once in a while, but keep in mind you're in a place where everyone is currently holding a fully loaded gun, most folk tend not to go out of their way to antagonize anyone around them.
Andrew Walker
Was it rape?
Jaxon Russell
What the fuck?
Leo Young
Are you an E-cup?
Are you single?
Gavin Morales
I'm surprised there hasn't been one about back pain yet. That's the one my wife complains about the most. Second would be finding a bra that fits, they don't sell her size in stores and buying online is hit or miss. 3rd would be the boob sweat. I'm going to miss them when she does get the reduction done but she will be happier.
That one guy complaining is just an encel wanting to put women down and unsurprisingly a big trump fan.
Michael Cox
Damn it, this made me sad. The dissolution of the American family is a fucking tragedy.
Samuel Morales
You know the rules lady!
TOGTFO!
Jayden Perry
Isn't back pain mostly a result of just not exercising your back and shoulders enough to be able to comfortably hold the weight?
Andrew Bell
KVASS IS DIRT JUICE
DIRT JUICE
Joshua Wilson
that guy is missing a purple eye
Blake Carter
>Guy is actually looking away
I'm calling bullshit, you'll stare like a deer in headlights until she turns her head, then you'll look away until you see the whites of her eyes disappear in your peripheral vision.
Thomas James
>took a year of intamacy to figure out he only liked her for her tits
Sorry, is the punch line that her tits have filled the space her brain should be in, too?
Evan Myers
>just enough to get to pay day
>a bra strap breaks
What, she doesn't have other bras? Just the one bra? How fucked up is the life she's living?
>not fixing the bra strap if you're really that hard up
fuck this comic, seriously, it's just pandering
Ayden Lee
They're like $80 a pop, user. It's not exactly a trivial purchase.
Ryder Cox
W-wait, are you telling me that some chicks will own only one bra and just wear that shit for like a week straight before washing it.
Jesus, imagine the smell.
Cameron Wood
How is that a busty girl problem and not just a general women's issue?
Thomas Brown
The bigger the bra, the less likely they offer it in a wide enough variety of colors
It’s a problem for everyone, but larger sizes much more so
Stores in general are shit at stocking anything beyond a narrow band of sizes
Cooper Davis
The problem is at the other end of the spectrum too. For years the majority of things that fit me were kiddie Spongebob prints...
Henry Watson
chestlets don't need a bra anyway, you're just wasting your money
Henry Phillips
Why would a titlet need a bra? There's nothing there for it to hold.
Nathaniel Howard
literally any woman with normal arm range of motion can do this
Jaxson Stewart
You gotta watch out for other people on the train too. The best way to do it is through the reflection on the window, and barring that, stare at something tit adjacent and disguise your glances as normal eye shifting.
John Brooks
We still got nipples! They're for concealing that as much as they are for support
Brayden Morales
Austin Gutierrez
Don't wear shirts that are both tight and thin, problem solved.
Ryder Fisher
bullshit....
your 14, those tits won't be HUGE by age 22, gal
Samuel Wood
3rd world country where apartments and hotels don't have individual showers.
Jaxson Perez
Back in high middle school I knew (and by knew I mean constantly watched from behind) a girl with tits about that big, some absolute titty monsters start real early user.
Caleb Torres
Brah, your social skills are the problem
Nathan Lee
14 means they’ve been growing for like 3 years already
Leo Baker
What's the source
Josiah Parker
Try to carry 10 pounds around all the time and tell me how you feel.
Michael Morris
Just, uh, buy a shirt that fits, dumbass.
Give me a FUCKING break.
Even small high quality bras are expensive. Again, just a normal problem but titcows need to cry victim.
This comic series:
>BAWWWW, BIG TITS ARE HARD TO LIVE WITH!
Also this comic series:
>BIG TITS ARE THE BEST!!!1
Carter Ramirez
This comic always reminds me of that Big Dick problems comic that was created in response.
Always seems like the people who hate breasts the most are the girls who have big ones. Everyone else likes them, they're visually beautiful and feel nice but girls with boobs are like "Ugh they're terrible though and they don't feel like anything anyway and they're garbage anyway, ugh they just feel like a cheek anyway they're nothing special. Why would you like them?" but it always comes off as a humble brag or worse. Feels rare to find someone who has decent sized ones and doesn't hate them a bit or underplay them." Like yeah I have a huge dick, pretty cool right?". Big dicks probably touch the toilet water whenever they take a shit, but the people that have them still got that big dick energy.
Lincoln James
I am aware of how much bras cost. Her money management issue has nothing to do with her tit size, she just sucks at saving money. Like a lot of people.
And if she actually only owns one bra and doesn't immediately have the money to replace it, she could fix it and make due until pay day. Tie the snapped straps back together. Sew it back together with lots of reinforced thread. Fucking safety pin it back together.
I'm sorry, but most of this comic is humble bragging and bending universal problems to fit a narrative that falsely claims that having a big bust is waaaaay haaaarder than not. It's juvenile and so am I for letting something so transparent irk me.
James Cruz
Thats just negrophile problems.
Aiden Hughes
A lot of these comics have nothing to do with boobs?
Jace Davis
Are you familiar with the concept of "edits"?
Carson Rogers
its easy.................
fucking pleb.
i lift 40lbs on average at work, maybe if those LAZY women worked out, they wouldn't feel as bad.
Samuel Morales
Proper posture would fix a lot of what "busty girls" complain about
Elijah Sanchez
no, thats just impossible!
and doing back exercises? blasphemy!
David Allen
so have men, do they need to wear little spongebob bras too now?
Connor Gutierrez
that's just how women take compliments
if someone says to them "wow you have beautiful big tits!" they can't just say "I know right?? I love them!"
because then you would think she's a selfish bitch, so she needs to be humble and shit and don't make the chestlets seethe and go "teehee no they aren't that great back pain and shit bla bla"
Hudson Phillips
>they can't just say "I know right??
just say thanks or laugh