Why isn't Wolverine ever portrayed properly?

they're all over /fit/

The took a woman seriously, why wouldn't they take Wolverine seriously?

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>The term whitewashing has lost its meaning this much

I don't care about the general public. The general public paid a billion dollars to see a cunt in spandex pretend to matter in End Game.

>Do thick, buff, hairy 5'3" guys even exist?
I'm almost there myself. I plan on trying to cosplay as Logan.

>short
>hairy
>anger problems
>every manlet in the real world

No one likes manlets user.

>No one likes manlets user.
If that were the case their wouldn't be midget porn.

Midgets and manlets aren't the same thing. People will pay money to watch one but not the other.

Weren't X-men created in the 60s by Stan Lee who was born in the 20s? Back then 160 centimeters was considered to be tall.

>I don't care about the general public
Marvel and Disney only care about the general public, you're never seeing a comic accurate Logan on the big screen.

>Thinking Stan Lee created Wolverine
>Thinking Wolverine was in the 60's X-men
This is terminal casualness.

Apples and Oranges user.

>you're never seeing a comic accurate Logan on the big screen.
Not with that attitude!

sorry I insulted your boner for capeshit, but my point remains.

Wolverine started off as a villain to the Hulk user.

I like the idea of Logan being a little bit shorter than Scott and some of his other fellow heroes, but 5'3" is a bit too short.

If he was taller than that then the fastball special wouldn't work as well.

Did you reply to the wrong post?

>but 5'3" is a bit too short.
He's compact, bitches love compact.

Double standard. Men are not allowed to be short. Even most short actors never look short in their movies. Someone mentioned Tom Cruise but his cast is always around his height or they use tricks to make the audience think he isn't short.

Apparently I did

This is true. Just look at RDJ.

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is that shia labeouf?

The only thing wrong was that Jackman wasn't 5'3. A 99% accurate portrayal is better than most characters get.

how many inches are those heels?

They look about 8-inch heels. How the fuck can these men do that? Glad I was never that insecure.

Even Tom Cruise usually stipulates in his contracts that his height be as obscured as possible

plenty of thick, hairy 5'3" guys. Just give one a personal trainer for a few months and boom there's your wolverine

Tom Cruise was red-pilled early on in life.

Honestly, Jason Statham would be the best fit for skintbub, but can he hide his accent?

Comic Wolverine is literally more like Jackman now than the short asshole stereotype he used to have

He was headmaster of the mutant school for years

comics don't tell a story in real time, he can't have been headmaster for more than a year

Not that woman, no.

Wolverine is supposed to be like 400 or 500lbs with adamantium.

It probably has less to do with insecurity and more to do with "I would like to continue to work and not in a Danny Devito capacity."

He works with 6'2 gods while most actors are 5'7 manlets.

Heightism is sad. Manlets need heroes too. Sjws need to get on this and demand a little wolverine

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JAKE
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I mean, you have Levi from AoT who is the most popular character.

UFC manlets like Khabib would rape all the "Tall and handome" MCU actors in seconds

Brad pitt beat up bruce lee, so you are wrong. 150lbs manlets with chop suey cant stop someone with 50lbs more muscle, reach and power from stomping the shit out of them. Manlet status: destroyed. Now go back to crying about height listings on tinder.

spoken like a true napoleon

napoleon wasnt actually a manlet by the way, so you people dont even have that for you

I am 6'3 you morons

>star in so many Wolverine movies people can only imagine Wolverine as Hugh Jackman
And there's nothing wrong with this.

Im 6’5 you literal manlet lmao

Honestly, this would be pretty appreciated. For as much as I loved Hugh Jackman's Wolverine, it'd be nice to have an actual short man hero for once.

Maybe they should get Scott Eastwood or something.

Pic related was a 5'3" bodybuilder that weighed in at 187 lbs. So the comics draw him surprisingly accurate.
Khabib is 5'10". If you want 5'3", you need to look at DJ Might Mouse and John Dodson, but they fight at 135, 2/3 the asserted weight of Wolverine.

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>ever portrayed properly
>only gets portrayed once

Mh.

He's been portrayed once and the portrayal is beloved