So who would win if they went to war with one another?
So who would win if they went to war with one another?
Jeremiah Hill
Caleb Gonzalez
Irkens, no doubt. Diamond Authority is a stagnant mass suffering a resource shortage. They'd have nothing against a massive armada like the Irken fleet.
Chase Adams
Zim singlehandedly destroys the entire gempire by manipulating their emotional weaknesses (being immune to Steven's "talk them down" maneuver) while the Tallest just eat junk food on the Massive
And keep in mind, Zim is seen as stupidly incompetent next to his invader brethren. Anyone else could singlehandedly destroy the gempire without even trying.
Easton White
Diamonds can serve a LOT of curly fries with hands that big.
Samuel Long
A race that is advanced but overly emotional to the point of breaking down and a race that is advanced but is mostly soldiers and puppets controlled by a central hub of brains.
Jacob Parker
We have had this thread no less than three times already.
Irkens win.
Sebastian Morales
Phyrexia
Gabriel Long
A better question is are there any fictional race of beings, space faring or other wise that couldn't beat the Diamond Hegemony? For fuck sakes their strike forces can be defeated by playing baseball
Cameron Walker
I wanna see the Irkens go up against the Covenant from Halo. Who’d win that?
Dominic Jackson
The problem is the Irken suffer from being retarded levels of power. It's lazy writing
Jonathan White
If the Diamond Authority were actually written the way that Sugar wants us to perceive them, then they'd win hands down. Unfortunately, there's a huge, huge disconnect in that regard (mostly because Sugar can't express basic thematic and narrative ideas properly) so instead they come off as wholly inept bumblefucks that wouldn't be able to screw in a light bulb let alone conquer worlds at a galactic scale.
The Irken Empire, on the other hand, are written as a goofy but competent intergalactic military complex and they come off as such. They're believable as a threat. Irkens win this, hands down.
David Wood
>cut off their own thumbs
false
Bentley Bennett
Lincoln Cruz
Phyrexia is cheating, user.
Carter Moore
>Zim singlehandedly destroys the entire gempire by manipulating their emotional weaknesses (being immune to Steven's "talk them down" maneuver)
Zim would be immune to Steven talking him down, but there'd be some series of shenanigans where he gets jealous of the gems' ability to fuse and tries to retrofit GIR into a combat suit for himself as the next best thing, but GIR is NOT immune to Steven's talking, even though he takes entirely in a way Steven doesn't intend, then probably somehow Zim would get stuck in a bubble, and figure out a way to escape back to his place without actually getting out of the bubble first, leaving the episode to end with him stuck there and GIR wandering off to make lasagne in the dishwasher or something.
Also Dib would be involved, and his attempts to uncover the nature of the gems would eventually end up with him and Ronaldo tied up as sacrifices for a watermelon king kong on watermelon island.
Caleb Adams
Dib would never waste his time with someone like Ronald. Again.
Juan Ramirez
What Dib wants would have nothing to do with it. Ronaldo would just start following him around.
Julian Rodriguez
Gems are taller.
Gabriel Hill
Dib's a legitimate paranormal researcher, Ronaldo a fat idiot who lives in his parent's basement.
Connor Myers
Since Irkens operate in a universe filled to the brim with equally gullible alien species that typically fall for the same ruses Homeworld gems do time and time again, it really wouldn't be much of a stretch to say that they'd win a war before it even began with a single invader like they usually would.
Daniel Martin
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