Autistic comics

The shit about multiple burgers kills me every time

Are all these Kyung comics based on real life experiences?

Why do I want to read more of this?

Im feeling sick...

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I miss Anti-Bullying Comics

yes

Even Garnet in Steven universe parodies is based as fuck

I'd feel sick, too, if my wife tried to freeze my Macs n cheese.

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did u just make that?

I’ve seen it before.

my favorite is this guy

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cracked.com/article_17607_the-5-circles-baffling-web-comic-hell.html

>spend all day working hard violently murdering your prisoners
>come in dog tired, only wanting to flirt with your beautiful newlywed wife and tell her to make up some mac and cheese while you shower off the viscera
>go to the table expecting to see a piping-hot bowl of m&c sitting there
>it's not there
>why is it not there?
>go into the kitchen and politely scream at your wife about the location of your motherfucking pasta
>bitch put it in the fridge
some people say what happened that day was entirely avoidable, and I, for one, agree
bitch shouldn't have tried to freeze my cheesies

The thing about parents overfeeding autistic kids to shut them up is real though

why is this funny

oh man I miss Cracked. I know that the creators are off doing bigger and better things for the most part but I miss my daily dose of funny, well written articles about nothing that could ever be deemed important.

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>Drinking ocean water improved his resolution
Now I don't know what to do

post more Dogisaga please

he also has a youtube channel where he acts out stories with little thread dolls of the characters

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>youtube channel
link please

youtube.com/channel/UCVGb1SAE3U0ONxpwRpGQXxQ

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thanks

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he also has his own insane eightchan (typing it normally flags post as spam??) board where he posts random pictures with captions like "o" or "3" or "hg"

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THE MADMAN

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>wormwood stole a comic from her
that sucks
youtube.com/watch?v=JirfCfJBMcM

this shit depresses me in a cosmic level

Does anyone have the music video where they're in big blocky suits sashaying?

classic

>Raggedy Andy

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that's not me posting that.

the fuck

people keep reposting these in autistic threads, but it honestly seems like standard art quality for a mediocre 15-20 year old

Give the artist a few years and their art will be good enough for people to just like it unironically

Please check out her Youtube channel if you're so inclined. I'm a huge fan of her work. Her two most recent videos got deleted for hate speech because they were about "Murdoch-chan"

youtube.com/channel/UCVGb1SAE3U0ONxpwRpGQXxQ

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>He

>wedding ring

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you think the quality of the art is why that was posted?

Yes, I honestly think that. The gag is very basic and would be pretty standard in a comic book short story anthology.

she talks like an autistic. is she actually autistic? what's wrong with her? is she retarded?

Why is no one acknowledging the fact he's packing a raging hog?

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More like Ruggedy Andy

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>wedding ring
>on middle finger

It's not about the gag, it's the whole package

i think we have child labor laws for some reason

The 'whole package' isn't too far off from a Megg, Mogg & Owl page.

is it really you?

Yeah

>heres the 14 yearold intern to the whorehouse

assuming it really is you, what's your mindset going into making the comics? why did you start? are they based on personal experiences or are some meant to be absurd? what does mean?

After my phase of making fun of trannies because of my resentment towards everyone not taking my gender dysphoria issues seriously when i wanted to be a boy becuase i hated the way women acted and all that stupid feminist bullshit, someone messed with my mind and i went to a ward 4 times, during these times i got a husband and while trying to fixed my messed up depersonalised brain with intrusive thoughts i got really pissed off remembering childhood memories with my mother and bassd kyung on me and marmalade on my coalburning mother.
I try to not focus on that stuff hardly at all though.

The comic about the junkie korean nationalists is about when my mother kept having parties or dragging me and my sibling to parties with aboriginal junkies that would at least do weed and drink alcohol all the time while complaining about their lives they dont try to even fix.

I was once playing videogames alone and a drunk abo came in saying i was a good kid for not getting into trouble or doing the wrong thing like other kids. She just sat there crying and being a downer.

what is a good game? and so what is wrong with you? how fucked up are you in the head ?

thanks for answering my questions. I'm sorry to hear about your issues.
what comics do you read, if any? what movies/games/books do you like? why do the characters all look like little rabbit people?

>dogisaga is married

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>aboriginal
Are you Australian?

I like 90s to early 2000s videogames and dont have a favorite type of movie.
I read C and C++ books and like the higurashi manga and anime, also tenchi muyo.

no shit, autistic girls still get married TONS easier than any autistic guy, surprise surprise.

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is your husband good

Yes and we do it every day.

very happy 4 u make sure to homeschool your children or else they'll end up on this website

No kids ever

Watch the murdoch murdoch parody on archive.org

I recently learned about dogisaga in one of Yea Forums threads and I can't help but think that dogisaga(or kyung)'s parents were probably victims of infamous korean cult called unification church. Here are some of evidences on why I came up with this conclusion.

>Main characters use Korean names. friends(relatives?) use Japanese names.

Since unification church started in Korea, many of followers are Koreans. For a cult it has some presence in Japan too. Unification Church promotes marriage between people from different nationality and occasionally hosts mass weddings between two countries. In one of comics Kyung's father(or mother I can't remember) claims that they were born Japanese and chose to be Koreans.

deviantart.com/dogisaga/art/Coconuts-783049750

In many cases, Japanese victims of this cult usually end up switching their nationality to Korea to show their dedication to the cult.

>Korean nationalist memes

ex)deviantart.com/dogisaga/art/Korean-Nationalists-770728482

I think I've seen two or three comics featuring nationalist Koreans. These could be linked with unification church. Cults pander to certain groups to get their feet off the ground. For unification church's case, it was the nationalists(Ironic for a cult that says that there are no races). This would explain why Kyung's parents have so many "nationalist" friends.

>Moonie Jangmi

deviantart.com/dogisaga/art/Moonie-Jangmi-1-778230996

For people who don't know, moonie is English pejorative term for followers of unification church.

>possible depictions of MLM
I can't find it on dogisaga's devianart page, there used to comic about kyung's parents stashing body products and forcing kyung to use them. While I couldn't find direct link between mlm and unification church, I wouldn't be surprised if cult preachers also run mlm business and force their followers to buy their product.

Maybe I'm overthinking it. But it kinda explains a lot.

I'm pretty sure the creator is just an extremely weeaboo Aussie but cool post

>this post

Based

I just want to say your comic is really funny and interesting. Hope life is getting better.

are you planning on trying to make it big on youtube or whatever? I'm sure you could grow your fanbase more if you made some stop motion stuff with those neat felt dolls. it might be sort of a "sell out" thing, but felt dolls of mario or small horse showand shit like that are pretty popular, i hear.

>A bowl can do the same thing, but with protective walls.

Holy shit, someone who understands.

Im not going to make retarded videos for manchildren neckbeard retards that love nintendo.

I am planning to become a coder in C and C++ and python and i will make intelligent robots and redpilled selfmade videogames.

all comics are autistic, comics are just books for autistic people

>I am planning to become a coder in C and C++ and python and i will make intelligent robots and redpilled selfmade videogames.

cool shit, good luck.

You do realize they became political shills, right? I remember reading their article about "5 things that prove you should think for yourself and never just take people's word" and one of the examples had test along the lines of
>the election was rigged by Russian hackers. Yiu may try to argue it, it's been proven. (Followed by no proof of sources whatsoever)
This was more hilarious than any joke they could come up with on purpose. But also sad.

It was before the elections even, I think around 2014/2015 that their articles stopped being comedic and became insufferable virtue signaling

Now post the one where Rebecca chews her out for molesting cosplaying coworkers

This is fucking based what are you talking about user

>2019
>people STILL don't get that fusions aren't sex

>a bowl can do the exact same thing but with protective walls

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Your comics are more insightful than most "satire" webcomics.

What point is that even trying to make?

have sex, incel

He is not wrong at all.

You know what pisses me off the most? SOUP PLATES. They are an abomination that has no reason to exist. They are a shittier bowl that's 100% easier to spill shit from, and makes I so yur soup gets cold faster. FUCK

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They got bought out by some kike who wanted to turn it into another propaganda mill, and yeah, it went downhill faster than Sinfest.
Mostly the same thing with The Onion. Some Hillary supporter bought it to give more favorable coverage to her, and negative coverage to everyone else, and it also quickly went to shit.

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Esoteric

the chinese man, they know what's good

>Note:
fucking kek
also it sounds like a fetish thing

it's an /int/ meme

made oc for u guys :)

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>I do not think Croatian people are evil.
You have just never met a "person" from Croatia.

I've never heard of you before, and while you may be eccentric, I will say you come across as a cool person. Wishing you all the best in the future.

i like it, but stop making cringe.

based

>My new skink character. His name is Martin Crocodile Skink. He's a crocodile skink. He was one of the worst villains in Florida in the '80s. Martin Crocodile Skink was born on April 5, 1958 in Safety Harbor, Florida. He was being on of the students considered as "retarded" and he was expelled from school for death threats to students at the age of 17 in 1975. In 1979, he rounded up a gang of 4 animals called "The Deacon Jackals". In 1985, he recorded a message to a police officer saying "Someday.....I will shoot you and Florida will be mine....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" in which ended with a evil laugh. On February 19th 1987, a police officer was sent on a mission to arrest Martin Crocodile Skink. 8 police officers were captured by Martin's gang. One of the gang members tried to beat a police officer with a baton, then a gunshot was fired, blowing off a roof of the truck. Then a 21-year old young man named Robert Eagle (a eagle) whipped up with his machine gun and teamed up with a riot police officer named Frank Deerburt. Robert and Frank got involved with a gun fight with Martin's gang and set on of the gang members' trucks on fire. Later, Robert and Martin met each other at the festival. Robert replied to Martin "You better not kill any innocent people here or else you're going to get in very big trouble." Later that night, Martin ordered a gunman to kill someone. Robert's sister was hanging out with his fiancee and they were hiding in the car. The gunman fired 2 shots at Robert's sister's fiancee and the bird died. Then Martin ordered the gang to push over Robert's sister's car off the hill and end up in the ditch, injuring her.

(cont.)

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>On February 20, Robert and Frank ordered up the riot police to hunt down a henchman of Martin Crocodile Skink. They found the gunman and so the riot began here in Tampa. Gunfire rang out, and Frank was about to arrest the gunman, but the gunman escaped and drove his truck. Robert jumped on the gunman's truck and then drove off. When the truck arrived in Egypt Lake-Leto, Robert was thrown off the truck and went tumbling on the ground. The gunman's truck crashed into a gasoline tanker and then gasoline was spilling onto the truck. Then the gasoline turned into flames. Robert took the gunman out of the burning truck and then it exploded. The gunman was arrested for second-degree murder, which the animal was responsible for the riot. The gunman was taken hostage in Robert Eagle's home in Brandon. Then Martin Crocodile Skink and his band of gunmen decide to kill 5 people who were playing poker. Later that night, Robert's pet husky was shot by a band of gunmen and killed. On February 21, Martin was planning to raid a garage in Memphis. Robert and Frank were ordered to protect the garage. Then later that night, Martin and his band of gunmen soon raided the garage. They later got involved in a gun battle. On February 22, Robert and Frank decided to arrest Martin and his band of gunmen and hunt for the stolen jewelry inside an abandoned military field (which was raided by Martin Crocodile Skink and his band of gunmen and killers) in Cortez. Frank sent his group of police in riot gear to disperse the gunmen. One of the killers were hit by arrows by a crossbow. One gunman pulled on Robert's shirt and then Robert kicked at him, causing a gun to fire off. A gang member fired a bazooka at Robert, Frank and the riot police. And so the battle started. 35 gunmen, 4 gang members of The Deacon Jackals, and 6 killers were being attacked by the riot police.

>All of the 35 people were shooting guns, then the riot police fired tear gas canisters to disperse them. They beated them with batons but more gunfire was followed later. Then bombs exploded. Martin's 45 henchmen were being attacked. 15 of Martin's gunmen were killed. Robert was being surrounded by Martin, pointing a gun at him. Martin was trying to shot him, but then Frank beated him with a baton. Martin was arrested and was put on trial for 8 days. He was accused of sixth-degree murder and he was sentenced to 63 years in prison. He died in prison on September 8, 2006. He was 48 years old. He is buried in Ruskin, Florida. Several people in Safety Harbor considered Martin Crocodile Skink "a evil, ruthless, fiendish, nefarious villain that ruined everyone's lives in Florida".

Fucking Florida Man does it again.

sans is definitively not circumcised. only americans, australians and south koreans are circumcised for non religious reasons.

Dead wrong. Bowls can’t keep food separate based on their funnel like design. I don’t want my food touching.

more oc for u guys :)

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WORDS

I had similar thoughts as a kid. I was neglected a lot and told how I would "pull our family out of shit" by becoming a millionaire and going to college. Sucks for them that I just take care of the one family member that didn't treat me like shit who is losing her memory faster and faster, and just read all the time.

shut the fuck uo you dumb whore. read my comic roght now before i beat the shit out of your uterus dumb whorecunt.

This one hits the hardest. I want to protect.

resize it pls

The drawings are bad, but if they were good people would be praising this specific comic.

And well, he's not exactly wrong.

based

You're supposed to post autistic images, not text replies

Why is Jangmi such a bitch?

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>a bowl can do the exact same thing but with protective walls
This is actually a reasonable argument. Fuck plates

This is really good.

>using an exact quote from trump
This is for autism not politics.

Why not both?

Borderline personality disorder makes it so you don't know how to value people and their feelings and prioritize yourself in such a way that you feel completely justified in shitty behavior when you feel like someone had transgressed. When transgression is as small as someone telling you they don't need your help ("what, do you think I'm useless?!") or accidentally give someone more attention/food/praise ("why do you love them more/hate me?!"), it often turns you into a massive asshole who uses emotional leverage as a defense mechanism. It causes a downward spiral where they act out more and more until they're even more alone and more bitter. It takes a lot of therapy to correct and provide healthy coping skills.

I hate that I am going to say this, but it began during GG when they had Quinn make an article. That was the beginning

>mfw had a """friend""" in grade school exactly like Jangmi, BPD and everything

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How is this webcomic called where this women turned her boss into a women and gave her a belgian accent? She hired some guys to act like policeman to guard her.

It was leaning that way for a while. Liberal clickbait makes money because it doesn't matter if the opinions are good or not, using the shock jock method gets people who disagree with you to pay attention and click.

now THAT’S some autism!

Jesus, just sounds like people with BPD are just better off avoided.

Everyone I meet with BPD know they had it, recognized what they did was shitty, but never corrected themselves. They go "boo hoo im sorry :(" and go on to bitch about something else, mental

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why not use an existing game engine like unreal 4?

i think i read somewhere that pubg was made with barely a single line of code.

My brother was just diagnosed with BPD in conjunction with anxiety/depression. It really is terrible, but he has moments of genuinely trying to be nice and overcome it. His self destructive streak is frustrating, and he has stressed my mother for years now, recently she’s been even more stressed because he kept talking about suicide after breaking up with another BPD cunt who basically caused him to go on a downward spiral. Me, being the educated popular bedrock of the family (since my father himself is likely BPD or narcissistic) has to help maintain order.

Mentally ill people need to be sterilized desu.

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you're trying too hard

BPD isn't genetic though, it's a personality disorder often brought on by truama. It's one of the reasons why rape is so fucking horrible.

This is unironically Kafkaesque

Can relate.

The trauma has to occur in childhood while your worldview is being formed. There is probably some genetic component, though-- not every child abuse victim becomes Cluster B.

HOMER NO. THIS IS OUR PUBLIC LIBRARY!

DAMN YOU CROATIA!!!!!!!!!!!

>SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR NON FISSURED ASSHOLE

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This one hits too close to home for me

Does this count?

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how did you read a specifically belgian accent in a webcomic?

It's called Giselle and Beatrice. Good shit.

>tfw croatia turns innocent kittycats into bread
the fuck? I hate Croatia now.

>Stop making what I liked
They should put that on a banner