"I feel so stupid, Mom. Nelson's not right for me and I don't think he ever will be."

"I feel so stupid, Mom. Nelson's not right for me and I don't think he ever will be."

"Well, most women will tell you you can't change a man, but those women are quitters. When I first met your father, he was loud, crude, and piggish. I worked on him for a while and now he's a whole new person!"

"Mom?"

"He's a whole new person, Lisa."

"Oh. I know."

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A DENIAL
A DENIAL
A DENIAL

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Women are shit.

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>Yea Forums should be for cartoons and comics
>no, not those cartoons and comics

>Eight-year old acting like a teenager
Simpsons writers were always shit.

Poor Marge. Condemned to be the blowup doll for a fat, disgusting slob for the rest of her days.

Well I mean it is true that children from dysfunctional/neglectful homes have to grow up a lot faster than normal. My dad was basically raised by his brothers because their dad (my grandpa) died when he was a toddler.

Almost nobody makes cartoons with kids acting like kids, no one could put up with this shit. They're always either teenagers (but even this usually is toned down) or college kids mentally.

Bill Oakley said on the DVD commentary for this episode that it's always been a problem that the show lacks teen/20-something characters they can do dating stories with.

I mean, it's clear you came here not to discuss cartoons and comics.

>he never had an innocent crush on someone in grade school

Lisa has always been one step ahead of everyone in her family, of course she acts like a teenager.

if you unironically resonate with this comic you're an incel lmao

I HATE EVERY CHIMP I SEE, FROM CHIMPAN A TO CHIMPAN Z

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>We don't have teen characters for these kind of plots
>But dammit, it's not gonna stop us from trying

I ATE EVERY GRAPE I SEE

FROM AISLE 1, TO AISLE 3

Formerly Old Person

S11E5

seething tumblr migrant back to your safe space

There is literally nothing wrong being Incel

fuck women and fuck society

The way I see it is Lisa is more attracted to Nelson than Milhouse but she'll never make him into the book-smart, sensitive, artsy nerd she wants. Milhouse is less appealing but more likely to consent to being her doormat who will submit to her every whim just to have her.