All right, listen up! Until we can close the Skrull's portals, our priority is containment.Strange I want you on that roof, eyes on everything.Parker, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you wrap it in your web. Jane, you gotta try and bottleneck that portal. Slow them down. You got the lightning. Light the bastards up. Sam, you and Tchalla , stay in the ground, keep the fighting here. And Valkyie.... smash me
All right, listen up! Until we can close the Skrull's portals, our priority is containment...
>implying
Say what you will about Captain Brie but at least she has a personality in the movies beyond "stereotypical butch lesbian" / "war monger"
at least someone remembered Carol can be cute
No, she literally haves nothing
>OP, so there's no stakes
>personality? She's bland as fuck and a cunt at most
>lame costume design
>doesn't even have a proper character arc yet, ("I don't have anything to prove anything" isn't a character arc before you try to bring this up)
>no character flaws to even make her feel human
> a titlet and asslet on top of that
She's got $1,128,274,794 and the eternal seething of incels everywhere.
>bringing box office numbers as a defense
Yea Forums retarded POV
>eternal seething of incels
That doesn't make it a good movie
>personality
Mischievous, motherly (no /ss/ bullshit), and with a dorky sense of humor.
>character arc
The "I don't have anything to prove anything" comes from her overcoming the views of her father, the militar assholes and then the kree sex slave control.
>flaws
Too impulsive which cost her that fight with Thanos in EG
>too OP
That certainly can become an issue if they don't give her a proper match later on, but the focus of the first movie was her unleashing that potential.
>Ass and costume
Autism. And then you girls complain sjw pandering is raping your favorite media.
>(no /ss/ bullshit)
But that's the best part!!!
>her zero
...What is it?
I sleep soundly in the knowledge that cunts are cunts, so, one day, you will be 'funny' to the wrong person and enjoy your dinners through a straw for a few weeks afterwards.
>kree sex slave
Oh boy.
You REALLY don't get the Kree. At all.
You need coping skills
And you need to shut your whore mouth.
If someone is hurting, that is not the time to make fun of them.
>Mischievous, motherly (no /ss/ bullshit), and with a dorky sense of humor.
That lasted less than 8 seconds on screen, so much for personality
Where do you think you are, shortie?
>And Valkyie....smash me
>Not Jess
Cringe and shit taste
This.
And Eddie! You stand Five feet away from me so the Chines will buy into me!
A place where people give a shit about comics.
Keep smiling.
Think of me.
>reddit spacing
>inceldom
You have to go back.
>Only incels hate modern / MCU Captain Marvel
Seriously, if only all of you had a single throat.
When is this shitposting going to end
Let me fix that image for you, OP
Which issue of what run is this? And is the rest like it?
>Jess
>not Carol waking up to hangover and a naked Phyla
Marvel Action Captain Marvel
IDW mini, first issue out next month
I hate having to recognize how pathetic people like you really are man. No one cares that you don’t like Captain fucking Marvel. Guess what? Either do I.
He didn’t say it did?
What are you even trying to say here? lmao The hell
Wanna bet? lmao Holy shit you’re on Yea Forums you absolute tool.
t.
Man... get off the internet. Take a walk, and wash your crotch LooooooooooL
Nah just losers. Anyone with a life worth living doesn’t give a fuck about some small minded assumed state of Captain Marvel...
JUST.
Cringe. Have sex. Dilate. Based. Redpilled. Incel. Roastie.
Not even a little. I’m literally captain fuck
and chuck atm. But sure thing user. Sure thing. You know.