Tangled Thread!!!

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Why is she so perfect?

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I love Tangled, but please stop making these threads when there is nothing new to discuss. The threads inevitably turn cancerous.

Just post gifs and webms!!

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I wish more S3 news or sneak peek to come next month and the hiatus with cliffhanger is really killing me.

P.S. the guy in the studio first posting Raps S3 new outfit seems to have trouble so don't put his name on it if anyone tries to post S3 leaked pic.

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WHERE IS VARIAN?!

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Why do you all get so giddy for this show?

Because it's good and everything else on tv kinda blows.

Hell the 2nd season finale of this show was way more satisfying than the end of Star Vs, Samurai Jack, or Game of Thrones

It looks scary af.

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Why do you think
They want to fuck the characters and that's it

Honestly the threads dedicated to this show never give off that vibe.

Don’t let the lewdfags distract the genuine appreciation on the show.

Naw man the lewdfags and abusefags are a new small addition. Majority of the fanbase really loves the show and the love that the crew has invested in it.

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I have zero desire to fuck any of the character in Tang- I have no desire to fuck any of the characters in Tangled the series except for one

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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Stalyan may be thicc but I still prefer Raps' cute size.

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Lets have a election of the best kiss of Raps and Eugene in the show.

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Doggy on the horse

Request

Raps saying ta-da! And high-fiving

Raps hopping to go to hookhand's concert

>no news at Comic-Con
>any remote presence at D23 will be minimal at most
This hiatus is fucking horrible, all we know about S3 is Raps' new outfit, that storyboard with bearded Eugene and the bab, and that Cass goes full SOCIETY-pale apparently. Just give us fucking anything.

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Yee

Hifive

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Hoppin

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I hear there won't be anything at D23 because Disney hates Chris Sonnenburg now

I don't think we even get to count that, since I'm pretty sure pale ass Cass was just an effect of the picture being taken in bad lighting with a low quality camera
It's fucking torture

>that ending
Not that I doubt that or anything, but I think it's far more likely they just don't care.

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Same spirits

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>sure pale ass Cass was just an effect of the picture being taken in bad lighting with a low quality camera
I really want that to be true too, but I wish I had your optimism

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The mouse only care making money now. So they only promote MCU and SW hard or shill the endless live-action remakes of the classics. It’s not a stranger the mouse don’t give a fuck on current TV animations unless it’s brand new.

Rewatching Challenge of the Brave, it gave me an erection watching Cass forced to wear a dress and go through the domestic tasks of a lady in waiting, and her hating every moment of it.

The only thing that came close was all the times in the same episode she was demeaned by others

She's easily triggered when people keep calling her lady-in-waiting or a servant. It shows further how she suffered about this in the Great Tree episode.

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But the lighting on Raps from the leaked pic seems normal as usual. I still guess they give Cass a paler face to make her look more villainous.

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>The mouse only care making money now
>now

I mean old Disney did not only put its eyes onto cash. The stuff inside the company still had lots of passion and were not afraid of risks to innovate new elements which are still inspiring and memorable after the years.

There is no way a vindictive cunt like Frederic, who put a tailor in a stockade just fir ripping his clothes, would allow Varian to escape after threatening his wife. Varian is probably right now sitting on a large wooden peg to keep his asshole permanently dilated

It look ridiculous, mainly because of the bright red lips that make the whole face look like a clown makeup. If the lips were some pale color, it wouldn't be as jarring.

>Cass goes SOCIETY pale
Wait what

It could be us, Rapunzel!

RISE UP

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Why do they hate him

That guy got in trouble for posting this lol

So I’ve said don’t put the guy’s name when posting S3 leaked pic because he’s in trouble of posting it.

It's Yea Forums, no one goes here.

How?

Citation needed

He deleted his instagram original post a few hours later and he also asked the fandom to delete the reposts about S3 leak in twitter/instagram to avoid the troubles. So I wish Yea Forums anons don't show his name at least and just post the related fanarts.

That’s fair, hopefully it won’t prove too large an issue in the future

tangledbea.tumblr.com/post/186543716684/could-you-please-show-us-a-screenshot-of-where

At least the outfit does not involve the major spoilers so I think it's not a big trouble.

The crew could be under an NDA until Disney's lawyers give the ok to lift the embargo.

on vacation

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>vk
Is that a russian doujin or what the fuck am I looking at?

Love for Punz is worldwide

vk has fandom of the show too

Cass grabbing the moonstone truly was a heated gaming moment

The transformation reminds me sailor moon.

Despite being set in a supposed late 18th Century or early 19th Century Europe (since Italy apparent exists in their world), both Corona and Arendelle have never discovered gunpowder or musketry and use crossbows as their main weapons.

Has an explanation for this discrepancy ever been provided, other than Ameripig soccer moms don't like guns?

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I'm pretty sure it's literally just because soccer moms or some shit. I dunno what other reason there would be.

Crossbows are more "fantasy" than just getting noscoped

but the crossbow doesn't have a scope either

Corona and Arendelle exist in an alternate reality, like the Kingdom in Shrek. This is on purpose, because they are fantasy kingdoms. The French and Italian languages may exist in their universe but the countries may not, since Coronans apparently refer to their own language as English in the books but they are patently not in England. This is a land where everyone has an American accent and niggers like Lance and Chinks like Angry are commonplace.

Gaston, Mulan and John Smith are shown to have guns because their stories actually take place in our world.

You guys, I want to see how Rapunzel's light escapes her eyes.

Tangled and Frozen are primarily intended for a female audience, and women abhor firearms and outdoor activities

Cute and perfect

It's entirely possible in this universe that firearms never caught on as far as military applications go, and exist primarily as a hunting novelty, like Gaston's blunderbuss.

There could also simply be less international conflict, reducing the need for military innovation.Or there could be firearms, and we just don't see them for censorship reasons

Welcome to a new Tangled thread! This is a guide made to more easily help newcomers like you understand why we like this series so much. Please pardon our autism and enjoy the ride.

inb4
>Is this show good?
Yes
>Are you memeing or is it actually good?
It's actually good
>What's the watch order/timeline?
Tangled movie > Before Ever After pilot > Tangled The Series > Tangled Ever After short
>Where can I watch it?
Episodes links: pastebin.com/hE0MPEXx

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>outdoor activities
HIlariously wrong

See to know why

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Raps got some nice hips.

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I'd say this gets my vote. I'd say it's hilarious how Raps and Eugene always end up spending their birthdays in life and death scenarios.

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she's got nice everything

I highly doubt it. I think the cast will retreat to Corona downcast and wanting to rest only to find it under Varian's control.

He's way too smart and dangerous to be left alone. And he wasn't in the ship during the other felon's escape attempts. Also I hope he doesn't get redeemed like Staylan. We need some disney villains who actually stay evil until the end.

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Don't know but for one I'm thankful for it. Never liked guns in my fantasy setting unless handled by some mad scientist like Varian. Besides, what good does it make against a fireball?

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Fuck you and your preferences

Here you go, user. Fap away! Also I miss the sadpanda

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She doesn't have nice teeth

No u

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I love her buckteeth. It's a flaw that makes her more endearing.

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In terms of popularity, Miraculous Ladybug is more well-known than Tangled

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Post more dominant Raps.

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Rapunzel beating Cass, is something I can appreciate since Raps is normally the feminine one, having Cassandra being forced into the weaker, submissive role (which she hates) is pretty enjoyable.

All Cass wanted from the Moonstone was the strength to fight back in bed

What's better is that it's canon and there's nothing Cassandra can do about it. Cassandra is lucky that Rapunzel is a kind and naive ruler. If she wanted, she could give Cassandra the Griffith treatment anytime she wanted.

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in france maybe

In terms of Disney Princess adventure series, Tangled has nothing on Elena of Avalor

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>108978496
>108978884
Hotel Transylvanianon is still a faggot I see

>acknowledging the existence of a shitposter
Don't. Expressing your annoyance is almost as good as a (You).

Thats the Angel of Death from that Duke of Uke Exodus video right?

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Threadly reminder that Cassandra is Rapunzel's fucktoy and she has no say in the matter.
>Source: Rapunzel and the Lost Lagoon YA novel
>What happens here?
It tells the story about Cassandra's first meeting with Rapunzel. After this they grow closer together, have a skinnydipping lesbian bonding session and finally enact a secret marriage ritual, cucking Eugene. I shit you not.

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Rapunzel looks like such as slut

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The whole movie and the show is about going outdoor lmao

Friendly reminder to everyone:
Report abusefag if you don't want to see this show banished to /trash/. I file them under NSFW or Guro and I suggest you do the same.

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Fuck off. You and your pasta are what ruins these threads.

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Dude come on, he asked for it. It's almost just a casual bondage shit.

Do you think Adira will stay with the cast or will go do some shady thing in the background?

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Fuck off abusefag. Spamming cropped murder porn is what gets threads ruined, not telling people to report said cropped murder porn.

inb4
>b-but we're totally 2 different anons
Using wi-fi and data to samefag is Shitposting 101.
And your barneyfag tactics with "requesting" something, and then filling it yourself a couple hours later, is laughably transparent.

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They make such a cute couple. I don't think I've ever seen a disney couple with better chemistry.

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>frogs

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You know, I can see why it looks to you like that, but it really isn't me. It was also like this a few threads before.

I do a lot of things on Yea Forums but not samefagging. Dude your intensity oj these threads is really kinda pathetic. Well, I'm pathetic too. But still.

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they're the new hotness

If you want murder porn then fuck off to dcaco, /trash/ or /aco/. There's plenty of other places were it's actually relevant, and wont get this show on a mods shitlist.

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Dude I stopped doing it a few threads ago and this was me playfully replying to a legit request

Do you think Rapunzel demands a lot in bed and that leaves Eugene exhausted?

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Why not just ask Eugene what her weak spots are?

Not him but posting porn "playfully" is still posting porn faggot

I can see it desu. I mean, Eugene is pretty old compared to Rapunzel and we all know vitality worsens as we age. He also comments several times how hard it is to keep up with Rapunzel. For example in the Next Stop Anywhere song, which we all know is about Rapunzel's first anal experience.

youtu.be/z2Pj0NvuxkE?t=53

How can she be THIS fucking cute?

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I still blame the sun essence inside her body. I dare say she wouldn't be nearly as sunny without the sundrop. Which makes me wonder what Rapunzel would have been like if Fredrick had used the Moonstone in Arianna instead.

Stone soup anyone? Maybe it would have petrified his wife and made Rapunzel an indestructible tyrant?

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And that's not a murder porn man...

Jesus Christ... we have standards

Silence.
Obey my invisible rules or face my wrath.

>weak spot
...like, a place on their body that makes them instantly submissive?
there’s no such thing
read less smut

>she doesn’t know

>she

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Maybe she'd have death magic or petrifacation and live in isolation like Medusa

>not redeemed
Young as he is, not a
chance

Without the presence of the Sundrop the moon stone would never have allowed someone to touch it

I assume everyone posting here is a cute lesbian

Not everyone can be Cass

Cass, a lesbian whose love will never be reciprocated and must suffer for that ...

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you’re right. a man would never even consider female pleasure

Elena is FUCKING EXCELLENT if you're between the ages of 4 and 9, so much better than the stuff I had to watch as a kid. Same with Roadster Racers.

But those shows are clearly aiming most of their attention at those young audiences with only a few nods towards the older generations, while Tangled is more of an all ages affair.

Yeah, they draw strength and are always supporting each other so much. It would have been so easy to make Eugene the asshole boyfriend Rapunzel is too good for, but instead they kept his arc from the movie going and Rapunzel is shown to be just as lucky as him to have such a great partner to rely on.

It's beautiful isn't it

Emotional/Psychological Suffering>>>>>>>>>Physical Suffering

>Without the presence of the Sundrop the moon stone would never have allowed someone to touch it
A fact Fredrick doesn't need to know until it's too late.

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>skin tight goethel
me likey

On one hand On the other, uncanny bald

The only shine dome look that's ever pulled it off for me is Ventress

It's something magical, seeing how her dreams and hopes escape between her fingers.

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You don't have to be here pal.

The emotional sufferings of the characters in the show are portrayed so well

How come I have to watch kids’ shows to get these kind of emotional scenes? huh?

Most of the "adult" animated series are just jokes about drunks, sex, drugs, etc.

Modern "kid" shows are not afraid of showing emotional moments on screen. Gravity Falls, NuDuckTales, Amphibia also did the same.

Turns out that when you're not filling minutes with titties and dragons, you can actually have character building!

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Riddler punzie when

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Would Rapunzel bet her virginity if someone were to solve one of her puzzles?

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Am I the only one who secretly wishes Rapunzel to be brutally raped and by a bunch of rando thugs Gothel warned her about and forever live in the trauma?

I feel guilty about having these thoughts but gosh dangit I want to see it so bad.

No it's perfectly normal. She is so innocent, it makes you wanna break her. Same with Cassandra but for different motives.

I'd love to torture and rape Cassandra, to break her strong facade into submission and turn her into a living onahole. Also, we need more Tangled fanart in general.

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Rapunzel would prefer to listen to this version of Slayer
youtube.com/watch?v=HZFTAMBLZxs

Stop samefagging

I agree with this extremely intelligent and attractive poster

...........

Do you think Cassandra will ever marry or get into a relationship? What would she be like as a wife?

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I doubt it. Varian is too young for her and she is always a Tomboyish person.

>bet her virginity
I still think Eugene has taken her when they first kissed in the tower.

So she'll be a bad wife? Will she cheat on her husband with other girls?

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They made sweet passionate love in Rapunzel's bed. No wonder Eugene was so unfazed to revisit

But Eugene also said he has a theory he won't let himself die in the same place twice when they first revisited the tower. Also you can see how he looked shocked to hear Raps going to the tower in Pascal's Story episode.

She would probably run away if her father ever tried to force her into a marriage.

What kingdoms would you like to see in season 3? I still want Raps to visit Arendelle or Hans island.

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In Frozen the series, there will be a crossover with Tangled.

Agrabah or bust

How about Atlantis or Beast’s castle. There are references of both in the show.

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Man, Disney productions are always such clusterfucks behind the scenes. Constant rewrites and changes, additions and omissions. Can't they first focus on writing the script and making sure it's as good as it could be?

The old outfit design of Frederic looks like Edmund's.

writing is a process user
no good writer is satisfied with their first draft

Made him look a lot more warmongery. It seems that he was a pretty tyrannical in his youth, given his treatment of Coronians after Rapunzel gets abducted. I wonder how many wars were fought between him and Equis.

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I like mood switching Raps

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Raps from nice smile to warning to throttle Lance

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That's not what happens with Disney's scripts.

I don't see how it's different, things get cut all the time

She's so bipolar and so cute. I think Rapunzel has changed a lot from how she was like in the Tangled movie. There I see her a lot more easily scared of the world and dependent on others to take her decisions.

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>bipolar
She also showed this attitude of struggling the joy of freedom and guilty for Gothel when she's fresh out of tower.

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She's so cute. And it would have been hilarious if she had been wrong and she wasn't really the lost princess.

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Do you think Varian could have made a good ruler of the Dark Kingdom? Or found a way to neutralize the Moonstone if he had stayed there?

Could a dark kingdom raised Eugene be ruthless enough to seek the Sundrop and sacrifice Rapunzel for the sake of his kingdom?

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Some theory guess Varian will eventually combine his science knowledge with Rapunzel's magic to fight against the final villain. It's parallel to how Demanitus used both knowledge of magic and science to defeat Zhan Tiri.

>Atlantis
Little mermaid or lost empire?

>Punz will never throttle you

>good ruler
His entire character has been one run of usually good intentioned irresponsibility leading to disaster after the other

Little mermaid's is called Atlantica.

Oh, what’s the reference again? I remember the trident in the vault of the Spire

Disney unironically has the best writers, they just don't take advantage

>There are references of both in the show.
Sure they reference France, but not Beast's castle nor Atlantis.

I wish Varian to inhering Demanitus legacy and continue being the counselor to Rapunzel and other kingdoms. A lone traveler exploring the limits of magic and science. Could make for a fun spin off Fantastic Four style.

Alas I wonder if Varian got any chance to match Demanitus genius. He seems a small fish compared to Demanitus world changing monkey braining spells and weather machines.

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They’re both idiot savants

What animal will Varian transplant his brain into? His racoon?

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which episode is that capture from?

>You will never throttle Punz

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Is she really just an angel?

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Bobbing for apples one please?

She was sent down to judge us and we failed

Into angel Punz bondage but hate it when some ppl ruin he fun with over-the-line bullshit like blood, urine etc.

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That's enough!

Speak for yourself. I’m going to live forever by Her side.

>abusefag

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The best thing about Rapunzel being raped, is that she probably doesn't realize what has happened. She has no frame of reference to what just happened

I don't know what you're talking about.

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Of course she does. Gothel spent years teaching her to be afraid of the "man with pointy teeth". And the Mother Knows Best reprise song is Gothel telling Rapunzel to give her virginity to Eugene, see how fast he dumps her after he's done emptying his balls deep inside her.

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Damn. Not only is Raps super strong, but those feet look absolutely delicious.

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>leg lock
OH LAWDY MY BOY EUGENE YOU ABOUT TO FACE THE TEST OF HUMAN LIMITS

We all know that's the first thing they did after Rapunzel was free from Gothel. I wonder if they got any birth control methods in Corona or it's back to the good ol' stomach punch.

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How would you torture Cassandra?

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Force her to be a lady in waiting to Rapunzel forever, and having to watch as Eugene consummates their marriage

Extremely heavy periods

Because we all really just want a nice girl.

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I like the way you think, user.

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Threadly reminder that this is the fate that the door showed Cassandra:

>Get praised by the queen for your riding skills
>Assume you're going to the guard, something you've trained your whole life for
>You get sent to be babysitter of the princess instead
>Hate it but still do your job, in the vain hope you'll move position to the military again
>Never get recognized for your hard work and have to put up with Flynn Ryder, a guy that hasn't worked hard a day in his life and got everything handed to him
>Have to provide relief to the young princess' sexual frustration with your body
>Slowly warm up to her
>Have a skinny dipping lesbian session with the princess. Maybe she's not so bad after all
>omg you just had the most intimate moment in your life and finger yourself to sleep at the memory of marrying to the princess. Maybe being lady in waiting forever is not so bad
>Feel a knot in your chest when you listen to the princess banging the damned Flynn Ryder. Your time with her meant nothing
>Cry yourself to sleep
>Even after being heartbroken, sacrifice your time in the guard to protect the princess as she goes off to face cosmic horrors so Felonsbane won't kill your father and make you watch
>Somehow she manages to get into trouble and you have to get her out of it
>Princess says she doesn't need you anymore and burns off your arm, forever ruining your dreams

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>pastafaggery
how about no

>You resent her but press on as her knight, sacrificing your happiness and dreams for your friendship.
>With your help, she vanquishes Zhan Tiri forever
>End up attending her wedding once she gets both the Moonstone and Sundrop
>She marries Ryder and gets to live her happily ever after. She's a grown woman now and a queen.
>She no longer needs you, so you get put in charge of nursing the princess and Ryder's bastards
>You hate your life as you reminisce of the old dream you had that is now out of reach because of a crippled hand and your old age
>Since you have no romantic interest, Rapunzel makes Ryder rape you so you can lactate
>You hate every moment of your life and want nothing more than for the suffering to end
>Even after mustering the courage to hang yourself, the princess uses her Sunpowers to keep you alive
>You ask her for the sweet release of death but instead she does something with her Moon powers
>You don't know why but you can't feel anything anymore. No joy, no sadness, no fear. Everything that used to matter to you no longer does. All you want to do is to serve the princess and Eugene forever.
>Rapunzel and Eugene occupy your mind every waking moment and even during sleep you dream of them
>Rapunzel says she just nuked Arendelle and Equis and tells you about how she intends to take over the other kingdoms. You only nod, not really understanding, but trusting her because of her infinite mercy
>Eugene still rapes you daily and you just stand there naked and unmoving. It doesn't faze you anymore
>Your entire being is filled with love for Rapunzel. All hail the Godempress of the Unconquered Sun. She's wise, omnipotent and eternal. Anyone that doesn't shall burn.

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