Goddamn, puberty hit steven like a ballistic missile

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Part of me wishes that the episode had just been about the gems running a restaurant for funsies.

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>Steven will subconsciously always keep himself slightly shorter than Connie because his relationship to her is the primary way he measures his own maturity
forever a manlet

Well at least we'll always have fan art user.

I think Connie's mom is slightly taller than her dad. Not sure if that means anything.

>Thicc Indian Women seek Manlets

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based

Esteben Multidiversidad

Would be neat to see what the gems would be up to in Beach City

Also curious what happened to Punished Pink Pearl

>Punished Pink Pearl
Hope they adopted her rather than just leaving her with reformed WD.

If she's anywhere she'll be in the new gem town.

Reminds me of me. I literally grew a foot in the summer before my freshman year.

Did you have it removed? Seems like having an extra foot would make you the target of pretty bad bullying

Nah he's a fusion, that's pretty typical.

this nigga got three feet

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>Yeah 3 feet from the ground

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>beg for your lifes worthles humans

heh

Bless you

No. They just decided to draw him more appropriately. If only they can do this to Peridot and return her to her former glory

>They deliberately drew him smaller during S3/S4 for the cute banter tbqh

Keep telling yourself that. SU is rife with shitty quality control. Sugar is a hack.

>They deliberately drew him smaller during S3/S4 for the cute banter tbqh
if by 'smaller' you mean randomly varying between less than 1ft tall to over 7ft tall (including flipping directly between the two). just admit that the show lacked any kind of quality control past S2. the creators already have, publicly. "if you can recognize the character it's on model'.

Do you think James Baxter gave them valuable tips for consistency or will Steven go back to being a manlet in half the shots?

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i think being a single production, and the series 'swan song' capstone theatrical picture, will actually serve to keep the worst of the bullshit in check. honestly it seems like S3/S4 had some kind of craaaaazy budgetary politicking and triage going on just to keep the show alive.

With luck, Lapis will dredge her limb enhancers from the depths at some point. Maybe after the Kamina fusion reveals to Lapis the burning hole in Peridot's soul shaped like not being a gremlin.

if he was out for 2 years, I wonder how the hw gems will react when they'll see him again

My pleasure

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...what is she doing?

Making steven feel good with her motherly nurse tugging skills.

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>when the girls in the three way fight to see who gets it first and you can't help but chuckle a bit

Well, she would be growing, too.
Although, if Steven was a normal guy, he should shoot right past her in those two years.

Ironically his gem keeps his chad powers/Greg genes in check for Connie's sake.

Based and Mommypilled

>Caption this

Today you will be colonized and rocked

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>shorter
Hey Connie. I learned how to shapeshift my special bodyparts for your pleasure.

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>loses concentration and penis turns into a kittycat

I GOT A MANGINA! I'M OL GREEEEEEEEEEEG!

a sol episode with the 4 diamond pearls would have been sweet

I kinda like how Steven is having teenage anger problems as he's growing up.

That's a nice way of saying the storyboard artist's don't have enough artistic talent to draw proportionally sized humans.

Well, enjoy it while it lasts because with the way Sugar keeps shit on model he'll spend half the time as short as he was before.

Of course he’s angry, someone’s trying to kill him and his home.

Too old looking

For Steven that's practically black out rage.

The Kamina Lapidot fusion will get a Drill as a weapin, im calling it

I wonder how many times his height will change throughout the whole film

Figured this was the best place to put this. Another new interview with Rebecca where she (among other things) gushes about A Goof Movie. This is the one bit I think you'll all find most interesting though

>Finally, Susana asks what comes next after Steven Universe–one day, when the show does end, what does Rebecca want to do? Well, take time off, write some guitar songs, write poetry no one will ever see, and so on. Rebecca says that her head is really in SU now though, and there’s so much more to do–yes, there is more to tell that comes after the movie, and she wants us to know there are also stories that belong in that two-year gap between the end of “Change Your Mind” and the beginning of the movie, but she feels this is a good place to stop talking. She’s so excited about everything we have yet to see.

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Why is the pic on the left the 5' 11" meme

How uncommon for him.

>there are also stories that belong in that two-year gap between the end of “Change Your Mind” and the beginning of the movie
More townie garbage, how exciting.

>Flashback episode
>About townies on their own
>Ever
It'll be about gems learning to live with townies. Rebecca's already said during SDCC we'll be seeing more interactions soon.

Ok but why

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Grag x Pearl is the only gem-human interaction that I'd wish to see in this show.

Actually the animators just forgot how Steven was supposed to look.

lol

Well, yeah. His mom was about eight feet tall, so...

Just clicked that on the work Wi-Fi thanks

...Oh dear.

Why won't you Universe fags just fucking leave we don't want you or your shity show

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More likely they'd fuse any time they attempt physical intimacy. No sex. No kissing, at least not "making out". If they want kids, they'll probably have to do IVF.

Knowing Steven Universe's writers Connie has an open relationship with Steven AKA Steven gets cucked

They could have a whole Stevenbomb about them learning to fuck without fusing.

>Implying that if they actually seriously agreed on an open relationship Steven would not have to buy a new belt every week for all the notches

>Steven
>being big where it counts and not on his fat ass

this isn't Yea Forums and stop posting twatter garbage

you mean he'd get fatter from depression eating?

Oh fuck guys update. Just got an email from our weekend IT guy, he scheduled a meeting with me, copied my boss, subject line is "Network Use Policy". I'm fucking done. Thanks faggots.

Oh bummer. Maybe you’ll get off easy.

No, I mean he'd get so much poontang that if he'd put a notch on his belt for each one he'd have to buy a new one every week.

Maybe I should have written 'guitar'.

Can you get away with "Somebody posted a link and I thought it was a funny cat pic"?

He’s saying if anything Steven would be the one banging, not Connie.

Also: damn. That was really fast.

Thats the plan desu, though if it was normal porn this would be way less embarrassing. Meeting is tomorrow morning so I've got all night to suffer/plan.

Lmao pretty sure this guy just gets paid to watch network alerts all day, only our weekday IT actually does anything.

At least you learned a lesson.

AYO BUM, PAY YOUR GODDAMN RENT OR I'M SENDING OUT THE DOGS AGAIN.

Hey guys i got promoted at my job!

Basted in Based.

I'm still holding out for at least one Pearl group episode next season.

A Pearls' night out, if you will.

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The boys been drinking that QUARTZ MILK

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Guy who posted the link, please post an update on monday, i want to hear how this shitshow goes down. Make a new thread if you have to.

>Rebecca's already said during SDCC we'll be seeing more interactions soon.
Thank fucking god, normies ignoring the Gems is one of the most infuriated things about Steven Universe's "worldbuilding."

Been looking for this forever. Blessed user.

Bullshit. Unless your device itself is being monitored or configured to connect to the work wifi via some sort of Active Directory, or you've installed a corporate MITM certificate on your device, they can only know the IP address of what you connected to and the domain of your DNS request, maybe (use DNS over TLS, guys). They'd know you connected to Paheal, but not the actual image requested since that'd be encrypted by the HTTPS connection.

In the narrow chance your workplace actually monitors their DNS requests, they can't know what porn you specifically requested.

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>goddamn, puberty hit steven like a ballistic missile
I mean he was 14 for much of the show's runtime so that'd probably be because it all happened at fucking once.

Remember fat steven from the cookie cat episode? I remember.

As for figuring out how to not be beaten up over policy, a half truth: you lurk in an open chatroom where people discuss different topics. Some asshole logged in, posted that shit, and everyone loaded it because of the embedded content setting left on. The user was banned and the offending image deleted, but far too late for you to do anything about it.

>"You can't talk about cartoons here! This is the cartoon board!"

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