Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom, yet again...
Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom, yet again
Samuel Bailey
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Ethan Barnes
Hello, friends. I apologise for my repeated absences, terrible illness. What I would like to know is what has been going on these past few sessions? From what I heard, apparently a bunch of crazy shit happened. Care to explain it to me?
Jaxson Parker
We went to war with Japan. Also Lobo says he’s gonna wipe his ass with your bald head after he wins Mr Yea Forums.
Brody Sullivan
Meetings a little late today...
Azula kicked out by jackle now she’s back I brought a cat to the meetings and Japan tried to kill us... 2 times? Ya let’s go with 2 times
Brandon Martinez
Greetings, gentlemen. It is I, Lex Luthor, your leader, once again! I would like to report that the enemy spy is still at large and all members should remain vigila-
Oh, fuck.
Liam Ramirez
War with Japan, eh? Tell me more.
Also, what was that with Lobo?
Evan Cook
I joined the Leigon!
Aiden Scott
Rather not talk about, but we've got Iowa now.
Tyler Phillips
Ah luthor you seem to be in the right state of mind again.
It was nothing much just the japanese villains harassing us about some sort of compensation.
i tried to work out the paperwork but the 2 'demon' sisters refused to give me a blood sample in return. so we refused and they got angry.
Lobo started killing most of them after azula had made china and japan go to work. but then goku showed up and some of our weaker members said sorry and he used the dragon balls to wish back every to normal.
it even brought manta back to live....we think the communication was difficult
Adrian Ortiz
ah a small error in my tekst
work = war
Jason James
There’s a good lad.
Welcome back.
Charles Butler
Good for you, kid.
Good, good. I also heard Drac proposed a planned invasion of Massachusetts. Did that go anywhere?
...I see.
Goodness me, not this prick again.
Jason Ward
Where is my robot!
O and some Japanese superhero turned back time to stop WW3 with a magic dragon
Two lex? Which is the real one?
Daniel Butler
Now why would the main man want to dirty his behind with luthors ugly head?
A good old noogie would be enough, until he starts crying then i'll just rip of one of his arms.
Jeremiah Hall
Not yet. After the whole Japan debacle, we've been laying low as of the moment. I do have soldiers ready at the stand by if needed.
Kevin Martinez
You probably have me confused with someone else. This is my first time here.
Jace Ortiz
But azula you promised to snuggle up to me in bed later!
Dominic Lewis
Ah Luthor you're finally back,I hope you're not planning to collect any fees because I'm not paying them
wait, there are two of you?
Greetings Meatwad
Hello Azula
Lobo..
Bob..
Hudson Kelly
>*TV turns on*
>Live from Central City at the City Call
>Th Rogues, the infamous group of villains that oppose The Flash are giving an announcement that Ice Man is being dropped from the group
>Mirror Master: Ice Mna's actions of ordering a female clone of The Top for his own perverse desires is an affront to our brotherhood and camaraderie. We will not allow him in our group any longer and he is to be out of town by nightfall. This is final
>*TV turns off*
Kayden Turner
Remember the restraining order, Ty Lee. Three hundred feet.
Hello Shredder.
Hudson Green
Hey, Mister Shredder
Adrian Hall
...What?
Also, I am the real Lex. That is just a spy wearing a mask.
*sigh* Lobo, what have I told you about being obsessed with the Mr. Yea Forums competition?
Good. We should stay low. If our invasion is a success, then we'll have a monopoly on both the Boston Brownie and Cape Cod markets.
Carter Phillips
shredder our good cook. whats for dinner later?
Andrew Bennett
The only one Azula is going home with is me but you’re welcome to join. Ya know have a little two on one action.
Robert Young
Ah lets face it luthor, we both know that the main man will be the winner.
And we will make sure Azula wins the lady competition.
Hudson Collins
Come lets join the nice man Azula. it sounds like fun :)
Henry Parker
I’ve been handing out fliers to support your Presidential candidacy. They don’t have your face or name or any other identifying marks, but rest assured the people are on your side!
Thomas Murphy
I don't think the competition judges have rescinded their removal of Azula from the contest guys.
Hunter Edwards
Hey everybody, how’s it-
Ice Man? ICE MAN? WHO THE FUCK IS ICE MAN? THEY’VE KNOWN ME FOR YEARS AND THEY COULDN’T EVEN GET MY NAME RIGHT?
JAAAAAAACKAAAAAAALLL!!!
Elijah Robinson
Does it matter what those losers think? I killed peni parker yesterday! they can't hide behind her now.
Connor Russell
Well alright. If it keeps you from insulting me, fine.
I wouldn't trust Carl, Ty. Some guy named Frylock told me that he keeps 10,000 butt plugs in his 'Lover's Closet'.
Carry on, Chicken. Make sure to avoid that Griffin fellow, less you two have a fight again.
Calm down, Snart.
Asher Roberts
I also have an idea. We could also prepare an amphibious assault on the Cuba. Using the island to refuel our ships for when we attack the southern parts of the United States, Mexico, and South America. Also, I don't believe Cuba has a hero protecting it and it's not protected by any country.
Carson Allen
Welcome back lex. Anyhow I've also completed super snake mountain, unfortunately during war with the jo legion some freaks in insect like robots alongside a dearth Vader clone nearly destroyed the place, probably the /m/ faction. Fortunately beastman saved me and we made repairs on SSM, also saurod is missing.
Isaiah Green
Can you prove it? I think that may've been a clone by Jackal knowing him. It all seems to be falling together
Gabriel James
Ya things got way more out of hand then usual. Nukes going off Hawaii lost it was a mess.
So you’re saying we attack the judges?
It’s ok buddy at least no one knows you ordered the fem Top clone now
Hello Shredder
We need to do a lot more killing if we want no competition.
Samuel Ward
GET HIM!
Three hundred feet, Ty lee. Now go with the nice man after him and his friend are done saying hello.
Brandon Perez
It's him . That Lex is a spy.
Gavin Martinez
>It’s ok buddy at least no one knows you ordered the fem Top clone now
It's trending on every social media site on the planet dude
Are you forgetting all the weapons they have pointing at the commies?
Benjamin Anderson
If we do I’ll be ready for him this time, and joining this cacophony of villains is sure to increase my chances!
Aiden Collins
Don’t lecture me, Kevin Spacey. I’ll freeze your dick off. I was part of the Rogues for years and now I’m kicked out because some two-bit Spider-Man villain frames me for Mirror Master’s kink?
I didn’t order a Fem-Top clone you cat-fucker!
Graaaaaahhhh!!!
Josiah Baker
Fem-Top clone? What the hell, Cold. Fem-Moth wasn't good enough you needed two?
John Roberts
Alright. I'll consider it after Operation Cambridge (our Massachusetts invasion name), but you better not do this just for a cigar monopoly.
Thanks for the info, Skeletor. How's He-man doing?
Wait, nukes in Hawaii!?
Somebody shoot him, please.
Chicken, you've been fighting Griffin for 20 years now. It's time to let go.
Somebody calm him down, please.
Caleb Rodriguez
Take a chill pill Cold
Ayden Lee
They look the exact same who do we trust!
I like it they’ve god good cigars
I try being supportive and you go speciesist on me? Low blow.
Hawaii China Japan everywhere. Magic wish dragon turned back time though so it’s all good
Alexander Cox
Lucas Scott
Honestly, I’m trying to branch out and battle other heroes or whatever the hell Griffin is. I can step aside and Meg can become his biggest enemy while I do battle with a panda from Seattle.
Andrew Cox
Why not just shoot them both?
Hudson Reed
Oh no, even though a cigar monopoly would be nice. I want to go for Venezuela's oil, and Cuba will be the prefect base to launch an invasion after we're done in America.
You know what giant Chicken man, I'll burn down this Griffin's house and his friend's house if you want. It's been a while since I've done petty arson.
Christopher Collins
Baby it’s not like that where you goin?
My one chance for a three way and you two ruin it.... I won’t forget this
Aaron Allen
Hey... So... Uh, guys... We should deal with this spy...
Henry Evans
It’ll be okay Carl. You got Hand Banana
Brody Myers
Well, that's a relief.
What is with you guys tonight?
See what I mean?
Well, if you must... But no nukes, got it?
Nathan Allen
More cigars sounds nice.
but why would you want a shit hole like Venezuela?
Tyler Ortiz
The spy is probably a clone made by Jackal
Cooper Gutierrez
Good. Now DIE!
Xavier Sullivan
Why would we even need oil?
We got our own energy sources that are far beyond oil.
Nathan Smith
Plastics?
Lucas Moore
We take it over and we'll harvest all their oil, and use it to fuel our tanks and ships. That's why I want Venezuela, and it's not fun if you do it by yourself. I like playing general, it's fun.
You use every resource you can in war, and I'm expecting the Legion will come to blows with the Justice League again. We'll need as much power as we can get Sinsiter, even if it's primitive.
Dominic Long
You look interesting
Benjamin Harris
Azula's right, Lobo. Venezuala is a good star for Operation Castro. But personally, I believe Panama or Colombia would be better, as Panama gives us a gateway to both Japan and Oceania, and Colombia gives us a good coffee monopoly.
Neither will I.
Just shoot him, please.
Don't encourage him, Meatwad.
Adrian Foster
Slaves?
You might be on to something
Good he’s a speciesist asshole anyway
Jayden Martinez
Fire doesn't do too well against ice, Princess.
Calm down? I'm cool, Lex. Real cool. I may have no friends. I may have no dignity. But I still have my pride. And with pride I'm gonna make 9/11 look like a fucking joke. Just gotta take care of a few people...
I don't even know if you're a real person, man. You look like you're made of legos.
Don't steal my lines, freak.
Eli Miller
>BREAKING NEW FROM OUT SECRET SPY CAMS ON APOKALIPS!
>THE DREADED LORD DARKSEID HAS ONCE AGAIN FALLEN DOWN A PAIR OF STAIRS!
>THIS MARKS THE 4TH TIME THIS HAPPENED TO THE DARK RULER, THIS HAS CAUSED SOME TO WONDER IF DARKSEID HAS AN ILLNESS OR HAS BECOME SENILE.
Adam Morales
You sure you don’t want a piece of this?
Wyatt Stewart
>4th
I think you mean 400th
Make me you sicko. And I thought the Canopians were sick
Nathan Bailey
You realy wanna start again with japan after the war we had yesterday?
Hell the main man doesn't mind, was kinda weird how half the chumps i killed where suddenly back alive again after that goku guy used his magic dragon.
Gabriel Baker
So Lex is back. Not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing yet.
Jaxson Stewart
OH! I'm an idiot to forget about Panama. Hell, why don't we go for all three! It's give us almost indomitable influence in Central America.
Calm down, Cold. It was a barb, nothing more.
No.
Lucas Ross
Somebody, just... Please take care of him.
Shit.
Well, I was actually thinking of invading just Hokkaido this time, and reallocating the Legion of Doom HQ to Sapporo, with a telecommunications in Hakodate.
Joseph Lopez
The hell are legos? I’m made of magic and plastic just like the rest of you
I think he gets off on hurting himself
You’re telling me you don’t want to fight that goku guy?
Gavin Smith
I heard about some villains wanting a war with Japan. You wouldn’t happen to know any?
Zachary Jenkins
No. Do you, sir?
Asher Bell
Trust me, the real Lex Luthor.
My thoughts exactly.
An excellent idea, Lobo. I, the real Lex Luthor, would never flinch in the face of death, unlike an impostor! Fire at will!
Bentley Moore
Nope. No talks of invasions or war what so ever. You may leave now. Have a good day.
Parker Davis
He looked like a pansy, plus did you see how short he was? he barely came up to my stomach!
Hahahaha i would frag him easy, just like i beat up big blue!
Austin Sanchez
Typical weak American Villains. Good day. But more will come.
Kayden White
Hello gentlemen you wouldn’t happen to have and dark metal lying around would you?
Leo Jenkins
Hmmm you look interesting to study. a body made up of magic molecules how facinating.
But you seem to be looking at the wrong place, we resolved our differences yesterday.
Ryder Thomas
What the hell's a Canopian? Shut up you fucking mecha. Who's driving you, come out and face me!
Whatever lady. You're not gonna win the Ms Yea Forums beauty pageant or whatever the fuck.
Take care of me? I'll take care of you, Lex. Come on! Let's do it right now.
I...uh...I don't have anything to say to that.
I'm tired of you, 2nd Lex. I'm gonna kill you too.
Camden Flores
WE ARE THE METAL!
Charles Sullivan
Is the sword guy gonna kill us?
David Miller
Well, now that he's gone, we'll start to finalise our Operations Cambridge, Castro and Hakodate.
Owen Cooper
I see there a huge gathering going on here
Owen Bell
Come now Cold, we all know you secretly want to be miss Yea Forums but you know it's not gonna happen
Ian Thomas
You gonna let that guy diss us like that?
Luis Rivera
No Meatwad, he chickened out
sarna.net
And no, I quite like it in here. Nice and air conditioned. I'm outside if you want to come and test your luck
Julian Williams
I'm the "cook" because none of you want to cook, and we're having fajitas.
Hello Frown, good to see you got your body back
Cold please for the love of god calm down.
please don't dirty up the floor, I just had it cleaned.
who is this mutant?
Austin Watson
ah mistah luthor, sir, we were figuring that if Bernie can pay his people $15 per for the mopping and the clean and the tying up of the good guys with chains to the boilers, that we should at least get $2 instead of just one, please miseh luthor, sir
Aaron Hill
Helllloooooooo there handsome.
Whats a fellow devil like you doing here?
Thomas Thompson
No, Meatwad. He's just going to go back to where be belongs and stay there. We don't a repeat of what happened last time.
Why are lashing out at us you imbecile? Just go "Hey I want Ice Man dead" and people will still raise their hands because it's fun to kill people.
Goddammit Sinister, stop wearing my clothing. You're stretching it.
Evan Hughes
Third door on the right. Lex was using it to finish his Superman molds.
Oh, it's Lucifer. Huh, didn't know he frequented here.
Nolan Jackson
God, I hate these transmitters at times.
Blake Thompson
So whats you girly boys all doing here? All you do is talk and talk. when you should be out there causing fear to all the kids and teenagers and then kill them!
Brayden Kelly
So what’s the plan? Do we just blitz them before they get a chance to call the heroes for help?
The hell is that thing?
You ever thing you would have more friends if you were less rude?
When did we start paying you $1 in the first place?
Jack Gutierrez
Not all of us are completely degenerate like you, Krueger.
Kevin Russell
Zachary Ward
hahahaha keep crying bitch.
Can't stand the truth huh?
Grayson Cooper
Yes, I am. He has the power to kill us in a blink of an eye.
I know, right?
Yeah. I feel like a conquering mood today.
And not all of us have had terrible reboots, either.
Justin Sanders
Hey it's shit head himself!
Don't worry about stimpy here folks, he's so stupid that he can't even get out of a room without help
Brayden Stewart
Teenagers you say? hmm, would you perhaps terrorize teenage mutant ninja turtles?
ARGH CASEY JONES! THE TURTLES MUST BE AROUND HERE!
Jack Ortiz
>*Zips in*
Hey Snart! What's this I hear about you ordering a fem clone of The Top?
Mason Scott
And this is why we all laugh at ya lex. you are a wimp.
The little red riding hood guy, doesn't scare me.
Jason Morgan
BARRY! do you remember when your dog suddenly ran out of the house? I OPENED THE DOOR!
James Brown
I believe the commandeer for Operation Cambridge should be Dracula, since it was his idea. My idea would be to strike fast at night, hit the government, and put either clones or shapeshifters in their place. Take the state under the League's nose.
Owen Collins
You're the one wearing women's clothing. I'm not sure where you were going with that.
>I'm outside if you want to come and test your luck
Alright motherfucker. I'm here. Shoot your big gun at me, pussy!
Stay out this, your soup is good.
"Ice Man" was referring to me!
No.
You fucking speedsters. I'm gonna kill your extended family!
Ian Roberts
Hate to say it but Lobo’s right? You gonna let just anybody talk crap about us because you’re scared?
Joshua King
Not now Zoom. I'm asking Snart a question
Justin Lee
Easton Phillips
*K-CHOOM*
*K-CHOOM*
*K-CHOOM*
*K-CHOOM*
*K-CHOOM*
Jayden Scott
Okay everyone since Casey Jones is here clearly the Turtles are around here, I will go out and try and find them and DESTROY THEM! You all keep an eye on Jones!
Also the Fajitas are done, come and taste some
Jace Green
For just this once, I'll agree with Lex. Most of the people here aren't worth shit assuming sword-dick decides to take us out. Maybe Lobo and Darkseid (when he doesn't break his neck), but everyone else? May as well throw lemmings at him.
Landon Ramirez
Oh boy! Fajitas!
Daniel Powell
The Great thing about being Sinister, is that Sinister can be anything.
Gavin Flores
Well.....You're always welcomed here, Cold.
Sure. What's in them?
Liam Myers
…..fuck since when did shit for brains actualy grow a brain?
Adrian Nelson
Did...Did anybody see what he did to Brainiac after he tried to invade Japan?
I agree. I'll contact him about it.
Parker Ramirez
Can you paint us a flashback?
Lincoln Jenkins
Fajitas!
I am threatening!
That wasn’t very ice of you
What happened?
Grayson Perez
Chicken, veggies, the usual stuff.
Now excuse me I have Turtles to find!
>runs out into the swamp
Jaxon Reyes
I appreciate that, Azula, I re-
Blake Cruz
turned him into a woman
Gabriel Cooper
I'm not dealing with Japan again. I get Xi Jinping to hit Japan with nukes, and they still kept coming at us. It's just too tiresome to deal with them. Just leave them alone, and they'll leave us alone.
Goddamn..........I miss the smell of burning bodies.
Asher Russell
As fun as it is to see you all fight...I can't let something like that be used by a fool like you.
Hunter Morris
He was fucking vapourised in under a second! That was quicker than Thanos! And you call me weak.
Bentley Flores
Should we tell shredder that some of sinisters experiments are out there? ah too late he already ran outside
Zachary Martin
And now for some cleanup *FWOOOSH*
Easton Jones
No offense Lex, but you’re just a bald guy, I at least own wigs. Even Meatwad is tougher than you.
Hudson Cox
Hmph, so captain cold is dead now, thank god he's partly responsible for that war.
Nicholas Green
well someone got burned. and nothing of value was lost
Jack Hernandez
Well this was a waste of time. Smell ya doofs later! *Speeds off*
Charles Martin
Ah lex had hair once, but he was so dumb to constantly have a radioactive ring on him that his hair grew out and he got cancer.
Justin Cox
Hey, I'm here to pick up my ord-
**Wait a second, You're telling me this isn't a Pizza Hut?**
Michael Lopez
Mason Lewis
Colton Brown
INTRUDER!
Landon Taylor
I’m sure he’s fine
Give me those stones!
I’m sure he can take them
I mean we have a Pizza Hut on the second floor
Adam Stewart
DOOM IS HERE FOR HIS BRUNCH!
Brandon Bennett
Careful. A phony lives there!
Josiah Ward
Voorhees give me that glove, it will fit nice and good with my other glove.
I'll even help ya afterwards, make ya smart and good looking. That way the ladies won't even run from you and you can gut them easier!
Dylan Murphy
AHA. I CAUGHT YOU VILLAINS RED HANDED! BURN!
Andrew Brooks
Hey I wasn’t here when we signed that treaty!
Nathaniel Walker
Well it looks like I won't considering skining beastman anymore!!
Austin Jones
No.
Carter Evans
Holy shit, you can talk?!
Jason Roberts
You aren't voorhees! He can't talk.
Who the fuck are you to pretend to be that hillbilly?
Carson Carter
You totally should! turn him into a BEAST-SKELETON!!!!
Matthew Clark
I learned.
Xavier Torres
It doesn't matter who he is...give me that glove
Parker King
I WILL DESTROY THE AVATAR!
Justin Jackson
I’m sorry have you looked at me? I’m already smart and good looking. Also I don’t gut people I just need the stones as a gift for a unicorn cat
Neat
I never called you weak just gay for Superman
Bentley Myers
Make me.
Connor White
DIDN'T I FRAGGING KILL YOU YESTERDAY?
GODDAMN JACKAL AND HIS SHIT CLONES!
Brayden Ramirez
And the fall out of that war saw the world try to enact the Sokovia Accords...again. Only this time they wanted every Rogue in the world to sign as well. That’s why we formed this group, remember?
Chase Campbell
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THAT THING MOMMA BOY!
Carson Long
How amusing that they actualy believe that we would sign or even uphold such a silly accord.
Jack Sullivan
I know how to go for the head
Grayson Howard
I hope they learned that lesson when we bombed their precious UN meeting.
Chase Adams
Oooooohhhh nasty
Aaron Martin
Not that he's out the way how about a trade
Leo Murphy
Anyone willing to "assist" me in my genetics? Apocalypse'll be here any day now, and I need a mutant powerful enough to kill him.
Adrian Collins
Deal
Aaron Wilson
Will I get cool powers?
Carson Carter
Jackal? Who is that man? I and the Joestars hold no relation to this one.
Nor have I seen you, giant th-
I-is that my head?
Tyler Richardson
You brought a cat?
Well I brought Dexters monkey!
HA HA HA
HA HA HA
HA
Christian Reed
Careful, Abdol. These villains are powerful. Ish.
Landon Walker
The soul of your mother for the Glove
Isaiah Richardson
Thank you
Andrew Kelly
Kind of looks like Virgil from dmc: Devil May Cry
Elijah Russell
Now we know you aren't Jason. He loves his momma from beyond the grave. Let's ice this imposter for besmirching his good name guys!
Hunter Kelly
Mommy says she wants to walk around again.
Angel Russell
Which spy is the enemy again?
I thought they resolved their differences?
Jose Rivera
I know that Mr. Joestar, but one of them tries to obstruct my dream! As well hides whatever DIO's up to now.
Henry Roberts
Thanks for the redirection, fella.
Let's roll.
Dylan Wright
Who's to say I'm not already here Sinister?
Knowing Sinister, no you won't. He'll mutate you and vivisection you. Though I am in need of some new Horsemen...
Mortal conflict is never truly resolved Bling Bling Boi. In a year they squabble over the same petty things over and over.
Nathaniel Nelson
Really?
And people say we’re uncool.
Parker Powell
Why don't you just call Xavier and see if he'll let you borrow Jean?
Anthony Wright
OH FUCK SOMEBODY HIDE ME!
Evan Gomez
No. You really aren't.
I concur. Let them those villains and heroes deal with their own shit.
Lucas Edwards
Greetings legion of doom, about the incident with our Jp branch yes there have been misunderstandings, especially since I've drained the blood off some of your members during the war, but I hear rumors of an enemy of mine here.
Gabriel Gutierrez
I'm back everyone. Where all mah bitches at?
Angel Brooks
Well we went to do an event in Japan and one of my guys got into it with a waiter and threw him through some plexiglass. So Japan banned us, I said something’s about them and now we’re at war.
Liam Gonzalez
Weren't you killed last meeting?
Jaxson Perez
I disagree. We should continue the war! The strong will flourish, and the weak put out of their misery.
That implies you ever had any Arthur.
David Scott
Can I be death? I feel like I’d be death
I am the master of frowns. How is that not intimidating?
What? A monkey? Why?
Asher Cox
Maybe he should give the monkey to Sinister to make a mutant out of.
Jack Carter
Because it’s Dexter’s. You know, my enemy?
Connor Gray
>I disagree. We should continue the war! The strong will flourish, and the weak put out of their misery.
This sounds like something that will kill 99% of our membership.
...Fuck it. We could do with a purge anyway.
John Jenkins
AH THE REST OF MY MINIONS HAVE ARRIVED! WELCOME MY EVIL WARRIORS ONCE AGAIN! Now then, WE HAVE HEARD NEWS ABOUT THE DISAPPEARANCE OF SAUROD, INFACT IM CERTAIN HE IS DEAD,WHO DID IT!!
Brayden Hill
The cat I brought is my nemesis
Good idea sinister take the monkey but I want a finders fee
Not like anyone will stay dead I mean people come back to life left and right around here
Mason Garcia
Well then we are of one mind on this.
James Flores
We going to war?
Benjamin Morales
Killing 99% of the membership would open up a lot of new positions, but I believe we should at least wait until we have a stronger army behind us. I'd rather have this affair done and over with quickly, then dragged on like last time.
Jordan Moore
People always come back, but I enjoy watching them die nonetheless.
Y'know what, Meatwad? Sure.
Jason Hernandez
Gee, Mr. Skeletor, why do you and your henchmen dress like a bunch of male strippers?
Luis Bennett
What are your thoughts on Human Sacrifice? I do it to honor the gods.
Alexander Robinson
WELL WE HAVE DIFFRENT STANDARDS ON ETERNIA BUT ENOUGH OF THAT, WHO KILLED SAUROD IS ALL IM ASKING FOR!
Brody Jenkins
I *blurp* heard *blurp* it *blurp* was *blurp* Shredder! *blurp*
Lucas Brown
WHAT?! HE DID IT? THAT TIN CAN FACED SAMURAI!!! HE WILL PAY FOR THIS. TWO-BAD WHAT IS THE SITUATION ON SHREDDERS WHEREABOUTS?
Carter Collins
Forgot image, dang it capcha!
Justin Cruz
Getting raped by sinister’s experiments outside I think
Carter Davis
According to the tracker, he's in the ocean.
No you idiot, he's in the swamp with all the science experiments!
Nolan Powell
You know if he keeps dumping things out there Swamp Thing will get upset.
Ethan Miller
YOUR NOT TWO-BAD BUT I WILL CONSIDER CHECKING OUT.
YOU TWO BETTER COMPROMISE BETTER, AT LEAST ONE OF YOU IS RIGHT. COME LET US SEE MISTER SINISTER, I HAVE A PLAN.
Ian Bell
Hey guys! Do any of you know where Black Manta is? Because.... well.... I want to fight a villain occasionally.
Ian Jenkins
I heard he's banging Mera and Dolphin behind your back
Jordan Perry
But Skeletor, Mr. Sinister only cares about his own deeds!
Nathan Taylor
That fiend! I bet he's doing this just to get to my throne!
David Reyes
THATS THE THING, IF HE'S ACTUALLY EXPERIMENTING ON SHREDDER, MAYBE WE COULD HAVE HIM REPLACE SAUROD, HOWS THIS, BRIMSTONE ARMOR, GLOWING RED EYES, A BLUE ELECTRIC KATANA! A NEW SHREDDER FOR US.
Ryan Diaz
IN ADDITION TO THAT,MHE WILL BE SOMEWHAT OF A BLACK KNIGHT TO US, AN INFORCER A WARRIOR A KARATE EXPERT A KILLING MACHINE! HE'LL EVEN BE CAPABLE OF GETTING REVENGE ON DEVILMAN!
Oliver Morgan
こんにちは。どうして私はこれまでより頻繁に現れないのですか?
David Peterson
This feels like a bad idea but I'll do what you tell me to. (And when it eventually fails I, Clawful, will finally overthrow Skeletor!)
William Brown
Foolish Fool!!
Black Manta went on
>EFF
-ing vacation! How could you not remember this?
Joshua Parker
A likely story to distract us/Aquaman from him taking the throne of Atlantis!
Caleb Watson
That Fiend! How dare he try to steal my thrown by going on vacation! I will make sure he will pay!
Brody Clark
*rolls in*
Ryan James
EXCELLENT, ALSO DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THIS, MISTER SINISTER AND I HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER BEFORE.
AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR SAYING JITSU.
EVILYN, YOUR IN CHARGE WHILE I GO OFF INTO THE NEXT ROOM, OH AND DONT GET INTO ANY FIGHTS WITH OTHERS LIKE AZULA.
Gavin Gray
I don't have to worry because I'm in a robot outside of the building
Cooper Reyes
Nigga, get yo ass back to the Hall of Justice. It's your turn to clean the bathroom!
Levi Howard
That Fiend! How dare he try to steal my thrown by making me clean the bathroom!
Ayden Carter
Your still here? Huh guessing those two demon ladies were quite annoying to hang around with and decided to take part here.
Josiah Diaz
Wrong! I was kicked out because the Shi no Kyōkai hates abridged characters. I mean what the Frick! I am considered the darkest villain of Yu-Gi-Oh and I am kicked out because of my Abridged style. That's bullsh-
>bleep
t.
I will show them though. When I join Tony Stark's Legion of Doom!
Robert Taylor
OH man that's quite rough
>Chews On metal pipe
You should hang out at skeletor's place at super snake mountain,even though it looks just the same as the old one.
Jace Hill
It has heated toilet seats now.
Asher Russell
That Fiend! How dare he try to steal my thrown by allowing a small little girl stay at Snake Mountain!
Hunter Martinez
Ha that's quite great, don't know why they weren't there in the first place, hopefully stinkor doesn't mess up the place this time.
Anthony Brown
>hopefully stinkor doesn't mess up the place this time.
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>BRAP
Brayden Edwards
That Fiend! How dare he try to steal my thrown by making fart noises!
Nathan Sanchez
Good lord, even my webs couldn't handle this stink, your going to piss off evilyn again!
William Perry
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!?!
Lincoln Russell
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
You guys say something?
Lincoln Johnson
Boy am I glad I'm in a giant robot with NBC protection outside the building, eh?
Adrian Roberts
Your stench offends me. I will rip your heart out!
Tyler Morris
STOP FARTING, OR I'M GOING TO LIGHT YOU ON FIRE!!!
Asher Gutierrez
Ugh off all the places you'd fart like that it be here? I don't even remember you coming along with us and staying guard at ssm
Well look who it is, why isn't it miss spoiled brat Yea Forums, be greatful your even in the competition unlike me.
Bentley Gray
She got kicked out thanks to Jackal
Robert Allen
I'm actually rather thankful my biology can just choose to ignore certain sensations or smells.
Azula, don't. You'll blow up the building.
Xavier Nelson
Oh I'm sorry for being myself. It's too bad my name's not Perfume-or then maybe you all would like me. Assholes.
I'm sorry for my foul odor, Evil-Lyn, but Skeletor asked me to come along. I'll be taking my leave.
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Nolan Allen
Humph nevermind then, that's what happens to spoiled brats, by the way I hear she's the one who start the war with shi no kyokai since those freaks from byston well /m/ faction nearly destroyed super snake mountain!
Jacob Anderson
Okay we need to cut the budget. With every anime-esque appearance, we pay 5 dollars per anime eyes, which ends up becoming a burden at the end of the month. So, I say we stick to our animated encarnations resembling Bruce Tim-
>sniff
Please tell me Grundy isn't shitting himself again.
Jaxon Bailey
Lovely. Here to foul mood like always Evilyn? Yeah, I also made sure Japan was an irradiated hellhole before everything was wished back to normalcy. If they left us alone, there wouldn't of been a war.
Exaggerations. I'm still in the competition like Peni still being alive. I'm just not well liked by most of the judges, that's all.
Fine.
Luis Nguyen
*Checks* So you are... in last place. And Lobo has dropped significantly after killing Peni's body double clone. If either of you want to win I say you cut back on the murder and destruction. I swear it's like working for the Liaos all over again
Ethan Clark
Why do you think we're trying to invade areas more subtle then usual. Look, the stupidity of that whole Japan bullshit made Manta go on vacation, and he was one of my fr..allies. I learned from Japan, as with the other problems we can blame Jackal. He was the one that was pumping out my clones which were destroying everything, tarnishing my name.
Owen Murphy
Lex, man, you've really lost your way.
This place is all Legion and no Doom anymore.
The only *actual* member that bothered to show up is Captain Cold and well... Killer Frost does it better by every metric.
Now it's just kid's cartoons and anime characters. Oh and a fucking meatball for crying out loud. A meatball is not fucking menacing or evil, Lex. What's it going to do in a fight against Superman, give him food poisoning? Jesus...
Anyway. I just stopped in to tell you, I talked about it with some of the guys, and we're thinking about starting our own group. We settled on DOOM. Figured you wouldn't mind since you're running The Legion of Care Bears now, but nothing you can really do about it anyway, we'll just make it an abbreviation for something.
Maybe, someday, if you take some more time off and get right, maybe we can get the band back together again. But for right now, this is the way it has to be. Sorry man.
Elijah Green
Cold died, I killed him.
You have a point. But as a Merc, I go where money comes from. Say, you're fairly squishy. Want to try piloting a 'Mech? We got a spare Firestarter
Juan Williams
なぜあなたは栄光の日本を傷つけますか?そこから来たのではないですか?
Jeremiah King
Sure, why in the hell not. It's always good to have more skills under your belt.
Slight misunderstandings on both parties, which leads to me starting WW3 and Japan being nuked by China. Don't worry, everything is back to normal. Now I don't deal with Japan. Fuck Japan.
Mason Stewart
Okay then. First some time in the sims. Ironman difficulty as is tradition
Xavier King
Ahem, the motherfucking emperor will win Mr co you insufficient kiss ripoff. Carry on you heretical scum.
Easton Butler
>Fuck Japan
With a Giant Squid?
Kevin Brown
I forgot, Lex, does Doom still have copyright over the word 'Doom'?
Adam Thompson
You! Call off the civil war at once, or else you will find out how I deal with my problems!
Joseph Roberts
Hello and goodbye light
BLAM!!!
>Jackal don't bring this one back
Nolan Jackson
take it easy tapioca
Easton Fisher
Lex, the last time you decided to do a budget cut, everyone ended up looking like they came out the bad side of a dimensional merge. Don't do it again. Ouroboros knows what might happen.
>Fuck Japan.
Agreed.
Brayden Peterson
Someone leave a sandwich on the ground?
Henry Perez
SALUTATIONS, ALL! SERPENTOR HAS ARRIVED! INFORM ME OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN RECENT THREADS! THIS I COMMAND!
Ryan Gray
YOU ARE NEITHER Yea Forums NOR THE TRUE EMPEROR! GAZE UPON THE TRUE MR. Yea Forums AND TRUE EMPEROR! ME! SERPENTOR! THIS I COMMAND!
MOHAMMED AVDORRU?!
SHARE YOUR DRINK! LET US CELEBRATE THE GLORY OF WAR!
That probably belongs to him.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A KIDS CARTOON YOU APA REJECT?!
Evan Howard
>SHARE YOUR DRINK! LET US CELEBRATE THE GLORY OF WAR!
Sure. Only with you and Azula, though.
Ryan Stewart
The delicacy that lay on our lodge's foundation seemed to me a tantalizing delight. One that even one such as I would be remiss to avoid.
And so, I eat the sandwi
Austin Allen
i saw it first
Ethan Bailey
I vote Unikitty for Ms Yea Forums!
Hello snake man
Someone mad they stopped being invited?
Joshua Jackson
Matthew Ortiz
bring back the sandwich
Jayden Thomas
Personally I would as well, it would be interesting to see what she does with such “power”
Luis Martinez
he's not coming back
Aiden Cooper
Oh and I suppose I should knock, considering the inability of your group to properly detect when one is at the door like I do so often
Knock knock
Benjamin Williams
who's there
Camden Price
Perhaps you should open the door to find out, although I am perfectly fine with waiting
Jeremiah Green
i'm kinda stuck back here
Christian Ramirez
That’s quite alright, I merely require an invitation
Xavier Brooks
it's a vampire don't invite him in
Brayden Rivera
I assure you dear sir
I’m much much worse
Now, would you kindly get the door for me
Landon Roberts
whatever it is i'll devour it open the door moltar
Michael Clark
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ian Powell
Thank you, glorious!
Hello, Lego Man.
INVESTIGATE THIS SANDWITCHCRAFT!
WHAT THE HELL?!
Don’t open that door, this I command!
Ayden White
whatever that is i'm not eating it
Michael Butler
I assure you I am not edible
Also I brought the first of several similar objects as a gift, so please open this door and please, once I have given you my “gift” keep it away from Meatwad
Nathan King
And Incase you are wondering about why I would say that, well, you were most definitely THINKING about eating me, and I... overheard
Hunter Garcia
HEY BUDDY COME ON IN
Daniel Adams
Thank you. Now, I am Doc Scratch and I have a task to complete
Bentley Scott
scratch my ass while you're back there doc and don't be shy about it
Nicholas Peterson
I actually have more pressing matters but thank you for your... addition to this conversation
Joseph Green
my participation was conditional
you said gift
Wyatt Ross
Do you want it?
Here take a look
Caleb Allen
I hope this rare arrow is to your liking. But, if not, I could always give it to somebody else
Lucas Hill
no what else do you have empty your pockets
Anthony Garcia
Why this of course
David Hall
give us your wallet
Jace Lopez
And also, I have a copy of a very, special, GAME
Josiah Reed
Would you like it?
Evan Martinez
no
Jayden King
give us your wallet
Wyatt Rivera
Regardless of your answer I must take my leave, but here’s the game, it’s called sevil, it’s previous incarnations we’re sburb, and sgrub
Oh and try not to break too many things once you’ve stabbed yourselves and aquired stands
Doomed timelines are always a hassle for everyone involved
Brody Nelson
Goodbye
Owen James
Kevin Hernandez
(A wallet lays on the ground, in it is $50000000 and a note reading “why don’t you give SEVIL a spin”)
Caleb Rodriguez
ARRRGHHH I'LL GET THAT NORRIS!
Brandon Turner
How will a skeleton on a gold toilet win?
The Main Man will win!
David Stewart
Just shave his beard when he is sleeping.
The beard is his source of power most likely
Jason Lopez
That Fiend! How dare he try to steal my thrown by ignoring me all night long! I will make sure Lack Manta will pay!
Aaron Jones
Oh sorry, I thought this was the villains place
Jose Howard
what's the point of these threads?
Nathan Wright
Well, you see, I like to imagine all these villains are plotting and not acting like sociopaths while I wait for something to happen. Crime isn't all that restless as I make it seem like. In fact, between each incredible evil vs good fight, weeks and even months go by before anything significant pops up in my radar, and it's usually a minor cime done by some faceless villain.
I also like to write myself into these threads, maybe imagine the various villainess and dominatrixes trying to-...ah, that's a story for another day.
Brandon Jones
Oh look bats is writing his fan fics staring himself and superman in a dress
Christopher Reed
NEAYH I HOPE NOON OF MY WARRIORS DIDN'tT BOTHER WITH ANY OF YOU BUT AFTER CONSTANT HOURS WORKING WITH MISTER SINISTER AMD TO AN EXTENT TRICLOPS WE HAVE FINALLY COMPLETED THE NEW SHREDDER!
Joseph Rogers
It is I, weird serpent man, though only my friends get to call me "Avdol". And the Fire-Nation.
Nicholas Watson
Say, just wana came here to deliver a letter saying that this 'Star Butterfly' wants to join in to your Legion of Doom. Is she allowed in? Just came here to check the place out.
Dylan Ramirez
名誉ある日本の戦士を見せてください!
Nicholas Foster
It is alright, thanks to mister sinister's newer modifications, I have come anew, no more cowardly actions from me.
Dominic Evans
Joshua Watson
See you all at the next meeting, I'll be my leave with skeletor, jitsu and the rest.
Joshua Stewart
Oh god you all won't believe whats out in that Swamp...
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
I'M GONE FOR LESS THEN A DAY AND YOU ALL REPLACE ME?!
Caleb Bell
Seriously?
Xavier Ramirez
I meant take my leave, but enough off that, later
Ethan Cook
F4G is doing interviews again.
Brandon Roberts
Uh-oh, things are going to be weird next meeting
Jaxson Adams
He’s not trying to steal your thrown right now. Let me put it to you in dumbass terms.
Manta.
Vacation.
He left
Isn’t she a princess that fights evil?