What would happen if he showed up in the Marvel universe and attempted to unite humanity...

Well yea

Emps isn't white.

Go my son and make the X-man mutants and everyone else become allies.

He's Anatolian, right? So does that make him Arabic, or Middle Eastern?

and that's just with his soul being fragmented and scattered across the galaxy.

Just think what he'd be able to do if he was whole again.

The biggest threat to him becoming the ruler of the world is Doom, because he thinks HE should be the one in charge of everything and above everyone and be eternally worshipped, and sees the God Emperor as a pretender attempting to take the throne.

He's Skeleton

No, black people consider everyone that's not dark black color as white.
So they can't relate to the God Emperor.
Black people would hate that someone that's not black would help them.

A Primarch vs a Hulk?

He got kicked out of his webway by just regular demons, not even gods involved. Fanwank tends to exaggarate Emperor's powers, none of his battlefield showings are even on Onslaught's level.

Mediterranean more or less. There's some crossover there but his original appearance would probably some perfect looking, olive skinned man.

He unites humanity and kills all mutants, inhuman, and other xeno scum.

Primarchs struggle with Orc Warbosses, which are just weaker versions of The Hulk. Hulk is way out of their punching range.

Is he KKK?

They'd think he was Apocalypse or something.

Nine Foot tall, coal black skin and glowing red eyes. A perpetual.

...yea I could see where they would be coming from.

and pic related meet when Vulkan is on a mission bringing more planets and species into the Emperor's fold. What happens?

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Maybe the kid Apocalypse growup.

>not beautiful hawk boy Sanguinius
Heretics!

He may spare mutants, depending on whether or not they're cunts, they may just be classified as abhumans.
The inhumans are definitely getting a wipe courtesy of the Emperor though.

He was unprepared and Magnus was a dip for just breaking down the web door, without fucking knocking.

No, but non-whites I hate when white people try to be good people and help them. They call them white saviourists instea dof good people

Gene modded things that aren't his gene modded things. Yep. Though he may save the DNA to make another batch of Primarchs

>The inhumans are definitely getting a wipe courtesy of the Emperor though.
How can you say that?

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He and all his elite troops were in there for a long time fighting and losing after Magnus broke the protection. Emperor couldn't actually make and keep up a barrier to stop the demons from coming in from the holes Magnus made either.

Those normal demons could only manifest because Magnus blew a hole in reality for them to pour through. The Emperor had to abandon the web way because if he didnt the demons would literally pour onto Terra and the whole segmentum would've been swallowed in a new Eye of Terror. In fact, much of what the Emperor does nowadays is psychically hold the door shut so that exact scenario doesn't happen.

But recently they realized the Golden Throne is starting to fail and they dont know how to fix it, so Big E (and perhaps by extension all mankind) is living on borrowed time at the current moment.

Big E is described as 'semitic,' as he was born in Anatolia before the Turks invaded.

Emps is a pre-Hittitian or a lost Dark Age of Technology weapon.

>not red horntits son
Magnus did nothing wrong.

Both groups exist because of outside influence from xeno races. At best the Emperor would sterilize them, but odds are he's just enact a campaign to wipe them out

Gotta call in the Dark Eldar for a repair job, and ask to return the Speed Kahn while they are at it. That or switch it off and hope his perpetual nature kicks in for a rejuvenation. Or since he is a begin worshiped by trillions he'll become a literal god, ironically.

Vulcan isn't negroid, though. He's just got the exact opposite of Albinism.

If they desired to protect humanity and serve the Imperium he'd probably give them a pass just like he did with psykers and abhumans, although I realise there's a fair deal of difference between a psyker and a mutant.

Magnus was just a bumbling dumbass who really had a bad habit of listening to the wrong people.

Though not as bad a Lorgar who listened to the wrong EVERYTHING.

I know, but racists non-whites hate when white people try to be good people and help them. They call them white saviourists instead of good people

The Emperor super genius anti-Tyranid and Orc team?

Being worshipped by quadrillions of nonpsykers is the same as being worshipped by literal rocks. It takes the worship, unknowing or not (Slaanesh), of billions of powerful psykers (the Eldar). And humanity doesn't have much of those (comparatively).

If I recall the lore correctly, Big E is also keeping the astronomican going, at the cost of ridiculous amounts of psyker souls daily. It's also suggested at times he does occasionally interfere with things from a distance when needed, might very well be pulling off minor miracles all over the place, and seems to also be aware of the deaths of his faithful followers and cries magic tears for them.

Honestly, not only is he the most powerful psyker in existence, he's also the universe's best multitasker.

I hate that they retconned Emps from a powerful, but still flawed human to a machiavellian manipulator who doesn't even care for his own sons.

Also, this is a fucking /tg/ thread at best, do your job fucking janny.

Nulore is universally terrible desu

I like him better as a powerful and human Machiavellian manipulator who does care for his sons.

I like him in If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device.

Geedubs clearly decided you can't have both.

Actually, the Emperor IS dead. His corpse, though, still "lives" and can focus his godlike power through the throne. It's actually failed a few times, so I don't think he needs the throne anymore. EMPS HAS GROWN STRONGER. He's literally a Mummy and God of Order at this point. He even has his own Demons that appear in times of great Faith.

Even if he can regenerate from being a freaking skeleton, there'd still be the fact that for a short time there would be nothing holding back the Warp from quite literally eating Terra and the surrounding system, not to mention everyone else being stranded where they lie due to the Astromonican going dark

>tfw the story will never progress
>Guilliman will never for realz team up with the Eldar to shitstomp Abaddon
>Russ will never finally return and have the climactic final battle with Magnus
>Salamanders will never finish the longest running scavenger hunt of all time and bring Vulkan back into the fold
>Corvus will never just fucking kill Lorgar
>Dorn will never canonically have a mustache

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He'd be better off not wasting his time and asking Dr Strange to bottle up the Chaos gods.

He clearly liked some of them at least. He gave Russ the Spear which had a piece of his own power in it for fucks sake.

In the strictest of definitions, the Emperor still isnt technically dead as the Throne keeps him juuuuuuust on the verge of it. By normal observation yes, his body's functions have been inert for millennia, but he still has part of his soul attached to the material realm via the Throne.

It a ta-may-to, ta-mah-to kind of situation

He would kill Strange because magic is heretical.

>no mention of the Lion finally waking up on the Rock to slap the Fallen's shit
Found the filthy Space Wolf, guys

What, no. But I'm sure Strange would solve the Chaos problem anyway since it's in his wheelhouse.

He might try, but Strange is clearly a Daemon Prince of Tzeentch, so he'd only die if his patron god wished it so.

Wasn't Corvus confirmed dead?

>implying Lion isn't secretly a traitor

Nah he just disappeared into the Warp. He "recently" was confirmed alive with awesome new crow powers, he fought Lorgar and fucked his shit up.

The Emperor is whatever race he feels like being, though apparently Lorgar is the one that looks most like his natural form.

Is'it it made deliberately questionable in the Malcador the Sigillite book?

Mostly because like 95% of what we'd consider magic in 40k comes from the Warp and thus is an extension of Chaos. Strange only utilizes the natural energies of the multiverse unless he's specifically looking to pull of some dark shit like he did in Hickman's run

Many would try to stop him, few would be able to actually do it.
Are they really? What's the emperor views on mutants? Humanity doesn't hold a favorable view on them

This. Fucking morons keep venting this meme. Vulkan is a 14 ft tall caucasoid with greyish black skin and red glowing eyes.

Read a fucking book, Space Furry

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Literally who? This guy alone is preventing the universe from ripping like a loincloth on saturday night and letting all kinds of immortal depraved critters to swarm in.

>someone finally, FINALLY put Lorgar in his place
Based Lord of Crows

By the looks he's a med. Keep in mind that he was born in 6000ish BC, roaches weren't polluting the planet atm

Humanity in the 41st (or is it 42nd now?) millennium is nothing like how Big E wanted it to turn out. You've got Inquisition agents burning everyone at the stake, fuckloads of SM successor chapters, violent murdering of anyone even slightly mutated, fragmented governmental system, worshipping Big E as a god and so much more.
Go watch the 'If The Emperor Had A Text-To-Speech Device' series by Alfabusa on YT, it is a pretty accurate approximation of his reaction behind the humour.

>9
A manlet by primarch standards. You may think of alpharius with that height, not motherfucking vulkan. He was the most physically imposing of the 20

>mutants or other genetic deviants are considered no better than kindling for the Imperium
>Salamanders have geneseed defects that create the black skin/red eyes, they're fine
>Black Dragon chapter has Wolverine bone claws jutting out of their arms and head, they're fine
>The entire existence of the Wolfen is fine
>countless other Astartes chapters with freakish mutations running rampant
I'll grant that their existence is only tolerated on the best of days, but still, why do they get the pass?

It might not be the ideal system, but it's a working system, and we all know how his 'Imperial Truth' bullshit turned out. He's gonna have to adapt to the times if he ever gets off the Great Toilet.

The hulk, sentry, and the list goes on for being able to 1v1 this schmuck.

Yes I know all about that, but what was the emperors views on mutants?

Because they're *useful*, user. Spess muhreens are good soldier, so they get passes, because practicality.

Who gives a fuck about niggers except when they're chimping around? And besides, blacks are extinct in 42th millennium

Dunno user, considering that the imperium is one step from utter annihilation and for 10000 years no primarch ever thought to step back and jerk off for the apothecaries, they must work with what they've available and pray the emperor that it works

But today black people wouldn't accept a white hero in their life because they're racist

No they're not. All races still exist despite some genetic dilution along the way. One of the main non-Astartes characters in the Horus Heresy books is a black remembrancer (read: artistic type) and that's only ten millennia in the past, barely half a blink in terms of genetic distribution over time

Well, nowhere as extreme as the Inquisition's. He was even open to letting xenos go about their business so long as they didn't get in humanity's way, I think. Don't quote me on that one though.

Because marines fight back, and they're the emperor's creation. Only outright heresy or going renegade will get the inquisition or minotaurs called.

Do you think he cares? Do you think racism and political correctness have any value when you're a walking god who spends every second of his life in the tireless effort to avoid his species' utter annihilation?With a snap of his fingers he could subjugate a planet worth of people, if he needs. Plus he's meritocratic, and if some welfare grabbing ooga booga tries to act funny and skip the 20 hour shift at the manufactorum he's gonna be really pissed

40k desperately needs some magical girls to clean it up

>manufactorum
What?

Inquisiton tried to fuck with the Space Wolves before, it didn't work out so hot for them, or the Grey Knights.

They'd go the way Madoka Magica girls went, but with less hope because hope is for followers of Tzeentch, and that's heresy.

This. The Emperor was perfectly fine taking a live and let live stance so long as whatever group he was dealing with wouldnt meddle with mankind's destiny. If a xeno race actually wanted to submit to the Imperium's rule he'd more than welcome them into the fold if they proved thier worth.

That means factory, my god you're greener than a gretchin's ass after being thrown in a nurglite's goo pool

Overly fancy Imperial term for an absolutely fuckhueg factory. They're generally found spread across the entire surface of industrial planets known as forge worlds.

they became bes buddy and he joins Vulkan on the road trip

>ooga booga
What?

Future word for factory that builds all the ships/tanks/gun/what have you. However odds are you'd be one of billions of workers in a continent sized factory that takes up only a fraction of the entire planet, also a giant factory in essence

I meat this

Bix nood muhfugga

>Bix nood muhfugga
What?

>animated crossover adventure of Bill and Vulkan wandering the stars, helping where they can and basically being the broest of bros
GET ON IT, MARVEL!!!

Depends, does Chaos still exist with him?

>Cadia will never fell
>Guilliman will never be resurrected
>there will never be a new batch of Astartes --- YOU ARE HER
>Guilliman will never for realz team up with the Eldar to shitstomp Abaddon
>Russ will never finally return and have the climactic final battle with Magnus
>Salamanders will never finish the longest running scavenger hunt of all time and bring Vulkan back into the fold
>Corvus will never just fucking kill Lorgar
>Dorn will never canonically have a mustache
>the Emps will never be revived
>the Tyranids will never invade the Galaxy in full force
>there will never be a union the species to fight a bigger threat
>Emps will never use this as a way to fuck Chaos up soon afterward
>Emps will never unite the galaxy
>Emps will never make a new webway
>Emps will never start a new Great Crusade to conquer a new galaxy

That's what he did with the Mechanicum. Calling a tech-priest human can be a stretch sometimes, but regardless Big E made allies of them and now they're the technical backbone of the Imperium. Best part is they're technically their own sub-empire within Imperial space, and they can run their Forge worlds however they please without the High Lords of Terra getting involved

>humanity says 'fuck this' and becomes the new tyranids, attacking a totally uninvolved and innocent galaxy for conquest
>history repeats itself

Why would the Emp want to expand outside the Milky Way? I thought the whole purpose of the great crusade was just to reunite the old Empire of humanity?

>Who would join him?

The axis.

you forgot the part where the Imperium finds an uncorrupted SCT

Mup da doo didda po mo gub

>countless billions of galaxies throughout the universe
>every major force or player centered on a single galaxy
It's always bothered me how a lot of sci-fi forgets just how fuck huge everything is. Like, does the Andromeda Galaxy have to deal with Chaos God bullshit? Or what the fuck is the Great Attractor in this universe supposed to be?

>bunch of retarded demagogue and megalomaniacs that are severely outgunned by their enemies
Nah. He doesn't ally with anyone, he conquers and bitchslap everyone in his path.

Well, eventually there'd be no Milky Way left to conquer, so...

I think it's not about forgetting but more of the scale would be too big to have a coherent story. It's why Asimov focused on just a handfull of worlds even though the Galactic Empire controlled the entire galaxy and 250 million inhabited worlds.

The Great Crusade is just 'Manifest Destiny, but Bigger.' Humanity is the rightful owner of the galaxy/ies, and if the xenos don't like it then they get the Exterminatus.

But his goal wasn't to conquer. It was just to reunite humanity spread across the galaxy. Once that's done there's no reason to keep conquering. At that point he'd be more likely to reach out for diplomatic reasons to other galaxies.

Since the gods are powered by basically humans, being the most widespread sentient species of the galaxy, and since their existence is based on human emotions, I think they're somehow limited to the Milky way.

How would Marvel fare against the Tyranids, Necrons, Chaos, and the most dangerous threat of all, Orks?

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Plus Andromeda would be a barren desert by now, considering that the tyranids are extra galactical and most likely omnomned it before coming here

Tyranids are literal end game material.

Slaanessh was born from the Eldar's planet spanning orgies, though

>not being your average Precure team and kicking every faction in the fucking face, and beating the shit out of Chaos
>not being Usagi Motherfucking Tsukino and just killing the universe before rezzing it without all the bad shit
>not being Sakura and just erasing all of 40k without even realizing that you had done it

You say that but the Inquisiton and Grey Knights fucked up the Space Wolves really good after Magnus did his thing against the wolves.

Yeah but eldar and humans are pretty similar in a psychological sense, regardless of their intelligence. If slaneesh needed to be fed by eldars alone she/he would be dead by now, humans powers the alien twink cenobyte now

>Implying the tyranids aren't just the annihilation wave

Why would you leave other galaxies alone where they're probably full of Tyranids?

>Tyranids
Basically the Annihilation Wave on steroids. Big space empires would struggle but eventually they'd might be able to get a handle on them
>Necrons
Hardly be considered a threat beyond a villain of the week kind of deal
>Chaos
They'd be a Tuesday afternoon threat for Strange
>Orks
Only thing that would make them a viable threat is their innate ability to just never fucking go away once they show up due to their reproduction by fungus spores trick

Exactly because of that numbnut. Even if emps manages to expand into other galaxies and push back the nids he will again nothing but big balls of dirt spoiled of every resource

We counting the Ork gestalt? Because they genuinely believe he's some sort of war god/boss for the 'umies on par with gork and mork. If word got out that he's about to get off that throne they'd rush to terra en masse and probably revive him purely from the belief that he's gonna get up and be this insanely powerful godhead that'll give them the best fight ever.

>Only thing that would make them a viable threat is their innate ability to just never fucking go away once they show up due to their reproduction by fungus spores trick

>The only thing that makes them a threat is the only thing that makes them a threat

No fucking way, user.

I'd... honestly love that, but no. Ork Gestalt doesn't work on Warpfuckery, it's some sort of parallel-but-equal power.

Nonpsyker != no soul.

Humans do have souls, and so, their worship counts. They're weaker than the Elder for sure, but they still have fairly strong souls.

The Tau, on the other hand, have such pitiful souls that they're almost blanks.

Magical girls specialize in abstract and conceptual threats
Their biggest threat would unironically be Imperium itself

>that one time SM killed everyone on the planet because her hubby kicked the bucket

The orks could unironically be a threat bigger than Beyonders power Doom if they united.

He still needs soldiers and the imperial truth will ensure he'd make an enemy of the united states.

>that time the fandom invented a division of Imperium aligned orks that recognized the Emperor as the biggest, meanest warboss that ever lived and thus they naturally follow him
>actually serve as exceptional if not unorthodox frontline soldiers
>"Get movin', ya gits! We da Emparah's Greenest and deese 'eratics gotta BURN!"
I'd would unironically read whole novels about the Emperor's Greenest blowing shit up in his name

It took the Eldar presumably a millionish years to murderfuck Slaanesh into existance, and they're hella strong psykers.

Emps has been worshipped by a much weaker species (we're talking warp-affecting here) for barely 10k years. And he's been bodydead for most of this time. He couldn't hold a candle to a single Chaos God in 1v1 combat, realistically.

>Big space empires would struggle but eventually they'd might be able to get a handle on them
Doubtful. If those fuckers start eating meta humans or mutants it's all over. Could you imagine what a tyranid with wolverine's healing factor and adamantium skeleton (or exoskeleton in this case) could do? It'd be like Old One Eye but even worse. Imagine a Gene Stealer patriarch with Jean Grey or Xavier level influence or even just the ability to shapeshift itself and it's first two generation young and blend in with normal people ala Mystique. Lictors with nightcrawler's teleportation. The possibilities are endless. Tyranids are genuinely one of the biggest, if not the biggest threat coming out of 40k but they get low balled because chaos wank is a helluva drug.

Is he a missing Primarch?

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Chaos is emotion embodiment take to the extreme. As long as living being still live and have feeling, it can never go away.

Sailor Moon doesn't fuck around.

Might as well be, all the shit he can pull off

The missing Primarchs are Doomguy and Samus.

The Chaos Gods, not the whole warp. Think of all the good you could do if the warp didn't have the spiritual integrity of a crackhouse.

This is your brain on /tg/ memes

It's a well accepted fact that the only thing keeping the Orkz from steamrolling everything instantly is that they're divided as fuck and constantly fighting each other all the time.

>if they united

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if only the Necrontyr didn't throw the universe's biggest temper tantrum and pretty much destabilized the warp forever.

Yes, but more powerful than that version of Doom is a massive, Plastic Man level, stretch.

Yeah better to wait for your enemy to organize instead of striking back when they’re weaker, am I right?

If only the Old One have just help them cure cancer.

The Nids aren't hanging around in other galaxies, you mongs. Their entire species is in the giant cloud currently making it's way into the Milky Way. When they're done with a planet/system/galaxy they pack up everything and move on

Probably couldn't, or shouldn't. Just consider how their other genetic projects worked out

>one project literally murderfucked a new chaos deity into existence
>the other is still fighting everything around it and itself to this day, ruining shit all over the place

>was adopted by ayys
>had her dna merged with said ayys' dna
>>>>>>>>>>has a vagina
Samus is the furthest thing from a primarch

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>It took the Eldar presumably a millionish years to murderfuck Slaanesh into existance, and they're hella strong psykers.
Nope, only a couple thousand years. Basically a few craftworld trips when they were just trade vessels. The Eldar only fell to degeneracy relatively late in their history.

>build ships the size of whole continents
>for TRADE
God damn everything in 40k is just jacked up to 11, isnt it?

Warp doesn't care about causality

Galaxia arc is even more hardcore. She systematically kills everyone SM loves one by one, revives them as zombies and forces them to fight her to death
People who say Sailor Moon is sunshine and rainbows don't know anything about Sailor Moon

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Anyone else feel bad for Magnus? He was just trying to help

A female grrl power writer would copy and invert his role, then demean and wreck this character making him disappear.

GW keeps saying that but it never actually seems to matter, and it follows causality anyway.

To be honest the timeline of Slaanesh's birth has always been a bit fucked, GW can't seem to keep it straight.

His fate was the most tragic one by far, he even tried to give himself in so his homeworld and legion could be spared but it didn't work.

The fuck? I don't remember any of that

Even if that's become the official face of the emperor, the original drawing was altered.

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Even united, how could the Orkz steamroll the 'Nids?

>gave into despair when it was clear there was no reasoning with Russ and sold his soul to Tzeench
It's hard not to feel bad for him, but at the same time he could have just gone down fighting and deny Chaos another army to use

Guilliman's successors.

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Spite is a powerful thing, user. His hatred for Russ overpowered his hatred for Chaos (that he didn't hate that much to begin with).

with insane amount of Dakka?

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Rule 34 is truly the most powerful force in the galaxy. Slaanesh would be proud.

I'm really looking forward to how Abusa handles their reunion in TTS, especially since his version of Russ is GOAT

At the very least they could slow their ceaseless onslaught to a crawl

but we need the wymyn audience.
Also imagine those femSpess Marines

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The Orkz uniting in a Great WAAAGH! would be christmas for the Tyranids, as they would have a perpetual source of biomass that they just can keep consuming.

>wanting to fuck a bug
HERESY!
*BLAM*, *BLAM*

>orks push the nids back to the fringes of the galaxy
>nids keep eating them
>perpetual stalemate while rest of the galaxy lives in peace and harmony
Everyone wins

In a sense. Orks don't just generate willy-nilly, they still use nutrients from the planet(s) they inhabit to sprout and blossom.

The 'Nids would still have the same amout of biomass to eat, except now it's (a) self-delivering and (b) it actually fights back.

So long as they work for the betterment of mankind, aren't heretical cunts, and have the ability to fight in melee then they can be alright

That's why we need some of his other bits to show up. Like the Star Child

Yep; before they were lifeboats, craftworlds were generational STL tradeships.

Because of this, craftworlder society stayed relatively static, allowing them to witness huge jumps in degeneracy every time they returned to the Eldar core worlds.

>and have the ability to fight in melee then they can be alright
How much of that is actual cannon and not just Abusas hate-boner for the Tau?

Nice, finally someone that deserved it got theirs.

Didn't the Star Child get banished to the retconnian? I forget.

Manga only

Reminder that Eldar booty is now a ok with Robert

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which resulted in a huge stalemate, the tyrranid forces only growing more powerful with additional biomass, and more Orks flying in because there's some good fighting going on.

My bet would still be on the Orks, provided one of the warbosses turns out to be, or turns into due to unfortunate cranial injury and a hacky patchup, a strategic genius who figures out the winning strategy.

>I want to fuck a xeno so old she could be my grandma's grandma's grandma.

why

Dunno, though considering that Alfabusa hangs with the Black Library and he's getting the Primarch band back together just a little ahead of their actual reappearance in cannon. And since he's actually used Star Child as a plot device to get an Emperor back to life.

Who knows currently.

Heck right now it seems very likely the next Primarch we encounter will be Jaggy Speedwagon hanging with the Dark Eldar in the fighting pits.

Pussy

Hey so I've heard the Squats (Space Dwarfs) are back from extinction.

>the wymyn audience
That's what Tyranids are for.

Sisters of battle to a far lesser degree.

Eh, he's like 10k years old, even if 99XX years of that was spent inside a stasis module. It's Guiliman who is the great great great great great grampa to the merely 1000 year old space elf witch chick.
Basically, she's bewitching him with her eldar loli pussy.

>Basically, she's bewitching him with her eldar loli pussy.

Once you go Primarch, you never go back-arch.

Because she's still hot as fuck you fag

Is wanting to fuck sisters of silence heresy as well?

>Once you go Primarch, you die.
Ftfy

Even asking if something is heresy *is* heresy.

Was there ever a canonical reason why the Emperor couldn't make female Astartes a thing? Sisters of Battle prove gender means squat when it comes to killing things, so why not open up the way for the entire other half of your species to become baddass super soldiers?

There are a million times more humans in one generation in 40k than all the eldar that have ever existed put together.

Yes
*BLAM*

>chaos wank is a helluva drug
Fucking this, Tyranids are my favorite faction but instead of "the super nom has yet to arrive" now it's apparently implied they're just a bunch of little nibbles juuuust to keep from advancing their storyline and keep Chaos in the center stage that much longer.

Use protection, buy a Soul Stone today!

Remember when Necron transportation weren’t warp-based?

There's new hints that chaos has risen and been defeated many times and that the current timeline may be a fabrication to hide this. That or the universe has been destroyed like in the canal prophecy and reborn again and again.

Emp wanted sons, he made sons. Their geneseed does not work with females.
Why he made sons only? Probably because 40k was cooked up by some nerds 30 (or even more) years ago, and they mostly focused on playing as super soldiers in spess.

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>inb4 the two lost Primarchs were actually female but Emps didnt want their cooties getting everywhere so he scrapped them

He's a cosmic player, which is why the cosmic entities of his own universe hate and fear him.
And that's while being mostly dead and confined to a chair for 10,000 years from all of them teaming up to kill him.
Earth would be the least of his worries if the Imperium showed up here, he'd have more serious threats gunning for him.

>ywn reintroduce a qt3.14 tech-priestess to the wonderous pleasures of flesh
It's not FAIR!!!!

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>what is Dark Imperium: the post
You niggers are behind the times.

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Nids would develop some microscopic anti fungal lifeform that the orks would be powerless to stop. That is unless ork spores have psychic waaagh potential from the start that could protect them.

I thought about that possibility, and I wouldn't be surprised if GW tried to do that. However, as far as i can tell, female Space Marines are a big no-no to 40k community and would cause a massive warpstorm of butthurt.
Probably as massive as making big tiddy taus canon

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That story pissed me off.
Doom powered by a (if you believe the retcon) cosmic cube and the infinity gauntlet has to fight the Celestials for years to the point of being almost powerless?
Fuck off with that shit.

Its Doomwanking. Best just to ignore it.

He could have killed Russ's fleet before he even showed up.

I don't know shit about 40k lore, but I see this guy everywhere. What's his power? Where did his suit come from? Is he a normal guy or does he have actual powers?

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None that anyone would dare speak of these days.

Imagine Dr Fate but in 40k

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Doctor Fate would screw over humanity in order to side with Chaos despite the fact that he is a Lord of Order.

But that's the thing, if it was Doomwank he would have mopped the floor with Celestials.
Eternity or the Living Tribunal would have made more sense.

No he wouldn’t. Dr Fate is neutral character but listens to order more often

The tl:dr is:
>Ancient man started to develop psychic powers in the form of shamans that could warp reality
>meanwhile the immaterial aspect of existence is filled to the brim with asshole demons that devour the souls of shamans after they die because they're delcious
>shamans still alive understandably want to avoid this, so they gathered as many of themselves as they could in one place, simultaneously committed ritual suicide, and the collective of hundreds of shaman souls merged into a single god-like entity
>entity possessed a unborn fetus, born as a titanic sized mountain of a man
>dude eventually realizes his origins and becomes the protector of mankind from behind the scenes, popping up occasionally to guide them (it's all but confirmed he was Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, etc)
>man is led to a golden age of a galaxy spanning empire the likes of which never seen until Space Elves literally fucked the universe into a shithole
>dude decides it's time to stop pulling stings and start actually steering the ship himself, reveals his existence and declares himself Emperor of Mankind
He's immortal, pretty much one of the strongest psychic characters in fiction, and can literally think you out of existence. As in, he can hit you so hard your very soul is destroyed and you simply cease to be, period

I was in the process of typing something similar to this, and he is correct.

In his latest canon appearance, Doctor Fate betrayed and attempted to kill the Justice League, sided with eldritch abominations, and attempted to steal all Earth's magic for himself.

Which one? First I’ve ever heard of this

But how will The Emperor unite mankind if black people hate the race of their savior?
How will black people react to the emperor of the human race if they felt that he is too white for them and they will accuse him of white saviorism?

read what this guy wrote Especially the part about Emperor being able to think you out of existence.
He can boost his speech skill over the scale and convince you to eat shit for the sake of his, and humanity.

Big E doesn't look the way he really appears though. What everyone sees is a psychic projection of him in their minds. At one point one of the Primarchs briefly saw past this illusion and glanced what might be the emperor's true form, but it faded quickly. To him, and everyone else, if the Emperor wills it, the Emperor will appear as the most perfect, the most commanding, the most golden and tall figure in the room. His actual race becomes irrelevant.

At the same time, he'd likely convince them that he's not their enemy, but the xenos are, and they'd buy it too. The emperor's tongue is the only thing that's silver about him.

So he is the greatest mind rapist in his universe?

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More like he gently caresses your mind, whispers sweet nothings in its ear and "shows it a good time" after a nice dinner and a movie but yes.

Source?
Please tell me there's a Dark Angel version

Why do you think she was struck from the records?
A superhuman one woman exterminatus that makes Sly Marbo look like a fag is primarch tier

It's in the filename
and yes

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He wages war on a lot of superhumans for not being "pure" enough and are labeled abhuman, also no xenos allowed. It basically places him at odds with most the super hero and villain communities as well as all humanity offshoots at the same time.

So he instantly has a problem with the other species like
Deviants
Atlanteans
Inhumans
Eternals
Subteraneans
Mutants
Wundagore animal mutations
All pantheons of gods
as well as anything mutated beyond human like all Gamma freaks ionic powered people, anyone that learned magic, and Cosmic Rays mutates.

And he is basically a very amped up Legion/Exodus/Nate Gray type.

True but that's with the worship of a nearly a whole galaxy worshipping him so he gets a power up

He'd also eat every psychic on the planet, if he's still chairbound.

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He is indistinguishable from any other supervillian the avengers fight with delusions of grandeur. He is powerful, but not so powerful that he can be beaten by a teamup of superheroes. And, frankly, based on the only lore that depicts the time he was active in any amount of detail, he was kind of a fucking moron who didn't understand anything other than iron fisted control and claimed to be a great leader despite never once understanding the motivations or desires of any of his most important underlings.

Doom probably embarrasses the Emperor by doing everything the Emperor wanted to do, but better (including solving the Chaos problem), and failing that the Emperor probably gets beaten just by the X-men, ignoring all of the other heroes that could be involved but won't be because he isn't that much more dangerous than any other galactic conqueror thats a one issue threat in comics.

Legion is capable of rewriting reality and actually erased a group of Chaos gods from existence. Franklin Richards is even more powerful than that. Emperor of Mankind ain't that powerful.

> that's with the worship of a nearly a whole galaxy worshipping him so he gets a power up
It's the other way around though.
He bestows slivers of power to the devout, not the other way around.

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Don't forget he is an instant enemy of every major space faction too. That means the Kree, Shi'Ar, Skrulls, Badoon, and everyone else are officially on his shit list.

And he will likely want to go attack some Kree and Celestials for the audacity of fucking with humans in the past. He might not be successful but he is ballsy enough to make a try.

>666

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This is of course assuming that Emps wouldn't try and be methodical about it, taking the slow route, and just basically just rushing to his goal dick first.

After all, the guy's virtually immortal, he could easily play the waiting game to try and get shit done.

>Doomfags

If anything it seems like he would eventually fold into something very similar to the Universal Church of Truth but human based and very anti alien of every kind.

The guy acts fairly similar to early years Warlock and Magus, with a somewhat similar origin only not sciencey. (or maybe more like M) And is more similar to a gestault being in the Marvel scheme of things like Stranger, Mangog, or Ego. In action he is essentially no different from guys like Apocalypse or High Evolutionary.

He could be a great reason for humanity subconsciously not liking mutants or Spider-Man

Humanity would hate him for being a freak just like they hate mutants and Hulk. They even hated Thor at one point when he was literally offering them free energy and health care.

The greentext of this post is correct. The blacktext, however, is HIGHLY debateable.

The thing to remember about the Emperor is that the vast, vast majority of references to him are written from the perspective of the luddite idiocracy that has arisen in the 10,000 years since the Emperor died, which murders the fuck out of anyone that doesn't follow the religion that worships the Emperor as a god. The Emperor is DESCRIBED as being perfect at everything: the best leader, a brilliant scientist, the most powerful psychic that ever lived, and so on.

Actual stories that show him as a character rather than a mythological figure paint a very different story. His greatest scientific achievement was made by making a magical bargain with evil gods because he thought he was smart enough to pull one over of beings that exist outside of time (he wasn't, it backfired and got him killed in the long run). He wasn't a great leader, half his empire turned against him and killed him and he not only didn't see it comic, he actively punished people for warning him it had already started because it wasn't what he wanted to hear. He certainly had psychic powers, but given that he needed an army of super-soldiers (The Thunder Warriors, who he then murdered after the fact because they were insane killbots) to take over just post-apocalyptic Earth for him he isn't even psychicly strong enough to mind control a single planet, when Alpha+ Psykers in the same setting have been shown to mind control a dozen star systems at a time. And we know of at least two fights that he definitively lost in 1v1, so he clearly wasn't unbeatable.

The lore of 40k is rife with propaganda, but its pretty clear that while the Emperor was 'pretty strong' he wasn't anywhere near of strong, smart, or dashingly handsome as the religion that worships him claims he totally was.

IIRC the Nids are approaching from the opposite side of the galaxy of where Andromeda is, which means they likely came from the Local Void since the Milky Way sits right on the edge of it. However for all we know the Nids have the galaxy surrounded so who can say

All three hive fleets came into the Milky Way from different directions, so they most likely own the rest of the observable universe.

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>one woman exterminatus
Que?

By the Emperor, THAT ASS!!

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Fuck you you can expect about a primarch can be a fucking mongolion but you gotta spergout over vulkan being black

worlds that she visits have a habit of blowing up. Also
>has a bird motif
>grabs everything she can use that's not nailed down
>origins are a mystery to most of the galaxy
Remind you of anyone?

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Let's not forget that a big reason he got fucked over in the end was because of his arrogance. In thinking that the Primarchs weren't ready to deal with chaos, or were better off not knowing of chaos, he set up his downfall.

That's what I do like about the Emperor though. He is tens of thousands of years old, he's effectively a genius, arguably the most powerful psyker in existence (remember, he does a lot of psychic multitasking all the time), no doubt immensely powerful, but in the end he fails because he's still human, and humans fuck up.

Reminder that the Emperor
>Imprisoned a large shard of the Void Dragon, who is arguably the strongest C'tan
>Is the absolute strongest psyker of all, and is superior to fuckers like the Cacodominus, an alien who took control of thirteen hundred planetary systems and warped the Astronomican
>Is responsible for the "Storm of the Emperor's Wrath", a warpstorm which wiped out a considerable portion of the galaxy
>Is capable of performing attacks stronger than an exploding sun and more coherent than a laser while in a near death state
>He's currently holding off all four chaos gods at once while on his deathbed for over 10,000 years, all of which are threats comparable to Dormammu or Shuma Gorath
>Even those who gain even small portions of his power see time as being frozen, meaning he's faster than absolutely everyone
>He's also an absolute god tier genius who planned accordingly for his death to sustain humanity as long as possible
So basically, he's Doctor Doom with a few enhancements in some areas. If he's able to find a way to classify mutants as "hey you're allowed but don't get too fucking cocky" and tell inhumans to stop worshipping clouds, he's pretty well off.

But he's not though.
There are "black" people in 40K (millions of worlds, after all), he's just not one of them.

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>He could be a great reason for humanity subconsciously not liking mutants or Spider-Man
Be a way better explanation than the "sentient bacteria did it" one that we actually got

>sentient bacteria did it
Wait, what?
Give me a QRD, I don't do X-storylines.

>What's the emperor views on mutants?
River dolphins are beautiful.

He'd be pretty okay with some folks like Spider-Man. It's why the Imperium accepts abhumans.
Plus, you forget that the Emperor isn't preaching about "ALL HAIL ME OR YOU DIE", he literally just says to people that they shouldn't be worshipping anybody at all. He's leading an interstellar army of atheists. It's only when he got fucked up that the Imperium went out of control.

Thanks for reminding me about those 'adventures' series

He is they have confirmed he and the people nocturne are african

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Chill out negro, he's not your senpai. Your inferiority complexes and attention seeking are astoundingly annoying, so please, GTFO before I call the landlord

Does it look "african" to you bongo? If you so much crave a chapter of cotton pickers than go bothering the celestial lions, if there's anymore left

Only one fleet (Leviathan) has come from a different direction. The others more or less moved in from the same direction

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Reminder that the Emperor wanted the primarchs to conquer the galaxy so that he could access the webway and eliminate the need for warp travel and psykers, effectively eliminating the threat chaos posed to humanity.
Horus and Magnus fucked it up though.

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Dude, its literally spelt out. He just has a severe skin condition caused by the fuck-you-volcanoes-for-days conditions on his homeworld

>people of another planet are "african"
Think about what you just typed, and get off the internet for a while.

>what is Hive Fleet Hydra: the post

>people nocturne are african

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Eeh, sorta. He wanted to create webway for humans, not using those smelly dimensional rabbit diggings the old ones left. Imagine sending a critical cargo fleet in those alleys; you'll get buttblasted by the dark eldar in no time

The closest ones to African would have been the Thousand Sons (Egyptian Themed).

>WE

Not if he had the majority of the legions and primarchs with him after they cleaned up the galaxy of the xenos scum.

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How fucked is T'au Empire?
>Human fanatics and maniacs on one side
>Unstoppable bugs on the other

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DID

I said closest, because Egypt is in Africa, after all.

>space-commies

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NOTHING

During Morrison's run it was revealed that the reason humanity at large hates mutants but is fine with say, The Avengers is because of a million-year old sentient bacteria that calls itself Sublime. Sublime could only survive by making humans it's host body, which it did with no one being the wiser for pretty much all of history. However, it found out that it can't take over mutant bodies for whatever reason, and that the X gene was so prevalent that eventually all of mankind would be mutants and normal people would be extinct, which meant Sublime would be extinct. So it enacted a global influence campaign to basically goad humans into killing mutants so Sublime would still be able to surrvive

Lorgar fucked everything up. Horus and Magnus were just the poor saps that took the fall for his plans

>to think that if that bald fucking manchild didn't throw a galaxy wide tantrum because daddy wasn't paying enough attention, I'd be a a 4 meter tall magic demigod by now
>instead i'm here, digging a trench in a pile of frozen ork shit and munchin my dead sarge's feet out of starvation
>fucking horus...

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>we're dumb enough to participate in a "cultural exchange" of citizens with the Dark Eldar
Blueberries deserve everything coming to them

The Tau have actually done pretty well against the nids, because the Tau are smart enough to realize that you don't fight nids by waiting for them to swarm a planet and send in ground troops with guns. You fight nids by attacking them in deep space and tossing missiles at them from beyond their attack range until you overwhelm their hive ships and the whole fleet dies off.

Tau have canonically defeated splinter fleets without a single loss of life, a feat that the Imperium has never replicated. Every time the IoM fights the nids they almost lose everything, because the Imperium fights them in the dumbest way possible.

When the Tyranid main fleet arrives, they will find that the Eastern Fringe of the galaxy has been reinforced into the Great Wall of Tau (tm), which is so difficult for them to breach that after suffering heavy losses the nids eventually just go around it and start attacking other worlds not under the Tau's protection.

Remember that the Tau can blow up stars now. It was an accident the first time, but they can replicate it now. Any time the nids actually 'win' and consume a star system for biomass, the Tau can hit delete and sacrifice the system to wipe the board and make sure that entire hive fleet never threatens anything else again. Its a costly tactic, but its not like there is ever anything left to reclaim after a hive fleet stripmines a solar system anyway.

>midichlorians part II
Eew, glad I missed that.

>the Imperium fights them in the dumbest way possible
In fairness, that's how they fight everyone. The Imperium never found a problem they couldn't solve by tossing billions of bodies at it until it went away

Yeah.
Too bad they can't melee.

What if he brings his legions and a good supply chain to sustain it with him?

As in a started, custodes and imperial forces alike

People tend to forget that part of Morrison's run because they were too pissed about the whole "Magneto was the cool new mutant with a star for a brain the whole time" twist.

The Adeptus Administratum weep.

The fuck did you just say you overgrown hairless monkey?

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What?
That explanation sort flies in the face of the whole "mutants as symbol of man's intolerance of the different" angle the creators and subsequent writers went with for decades though.
Who thought this was a good idea?

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Farsight is as much a Tau as I'm a filthy ork. He and his cronies have been all but abandoned by the Ethereals

Though really it all goes back to people given Lorgar any kind of attention

Awoo with me sisters!

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There is a reason the plotline was dropped and never brought up again. Because it makes hatred of mutants 'cureable': treat Sublime and purge it from the person's system, and suddenly they don't have an irrational hatred of Mutants anymore.

Its not just stupid, it actively breaks the entire X-men narrative that the story isn't allowed to progress past.

>He's also an absolute god tier genius who planned accordingly for his death to sustain humanity as long as possible
That’s inquisition propaganda, the chair was for Magnus if I remember correctly

>literal space hindus enforcing their caste system on the rest of the galaxy
>condone cannibal ghouls operating in their ranks

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True, because Magnus was the only one beside the Emperor who could survive in it.

>lapdog to the false emperor
The War Hounds/World Eaters would like a word.

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I don't know shit about 40k lore.

Did Horus do nothing wrong?

Tsk tsk user, why dooming yourself to a 3 days ban? This ain't Yea Forums you know

Couldn't help myself

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10/10

Emps cared about humanity, pure humanity. He viewed mutants like he viewed astartes, a means to an end, that end being the unification and security of humanity. Granted since Marvel mutants (often) look human and can arise somewhat randomly I doubt he would even view them as mutants anymore than regular psykers are. In that case he seeks to have them control their powers so they don't accidentally fuck up everything, but otherwise sees them as pretty much human.

He did everything wrong, actually.

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>love
not any more, at this point all he has is spite.
he dosne't even like his primarchs any more

Based Loken

No. Horus was a bitch who got played: given everything and then corrupted to turn against his father and leader.

What the chaos gods whispered to Horus to point out how the Emperor was a hypocritical jackass that treated humans as disposable tools to service his own self aggrandisement was accurate. But Horus sold his soul without ever seeing that he was shifting from working for an asshole to being a slave to actual goddamn monsters.

By the time Horus 'died' and his soul was obliterated by the Emperor, Horus the man was already long gone, everything about him having been hollowed out and replaced with cultist.exe to use as a weapon against his dad.

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Khan was such a huge bitch that book.

> Shadowsun has Khan dead to rights, a fusion blaster aimed at his heart
> Khan is saved when his bro jumps in the way of the shot, crippling himself to save Khan
> as a cripple, the bro will be turned into a dreadnaught so he will keep fighting for the Imperium until he dies. A fate that the White Scars in specific find a fate worse than death because it means they cannot ride
> Out of respect for the marines sacrifice Shadowsun spares Khans life to fight another day, and mercykills the marine so he can die with honor and rest in peace, something which Khan outright thanks her for because he could never kill one of his own

> Later that same book Khan plans and ambush and jumps Shadowsun
> Shadowsun's right hand man sacrifices himself to save Shadowsun
> Khan doesn't even think twice about pressing the advantage and trying to cut her down on the spot

Bitch move, Khan.

>Hugs Wolverine so hard he actually breaks an adamantine rib
>Hugs Colossus so hard he actually cracks
VULKAN! STOP UNINTENTIONALLY MURDERING THE X-MEN.

Actually the Inquisition and GK fucked up Fenris because they had to purge a large portion of the population. Though you are right. Fucking over Fenris = Fucking over the Space Corgis because now they had a near extinct situation until the whole Primaris Marines thing saved them.

>Dorn will never canonically have a mustache
THIS. This is the greatest pain ever. Why is GW so adamant about not giving Dorn a mustache?

>Love for humanity
Yeah right. Keep telling yourself that corpse worshiper.

It was in the manga, though even the later season of the anime get pretty fucked up.

according to Warhammer lore he was the most powerful psyker (think telepath) in existence. Even after death he fought the chaos gods to a standstill for 10000 years.

He wipe the floor with the avengers and X-men. You’d honestly have to get into the abstract celestials to really pose a challenge.

Wrong. The Primarch of the spacesmurfs returned.

and the interaction made girlyman question whether emps had ever thought of him as anything other than a disposable tool

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Isnt the Warboss that attacked Armageddon with actual strategy and tactics still kicking?

>what is the emperor’s view of mutants

One of the catechism of the cult of the emperor is: Burn the heretic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean.

Magneto and Rightclops gonna have a very bad day.

Gets rolled by the Pheonix during a JEEEEEAAAAAN event.

Supposedly yes, Thraka is still out and about causing problems for anyone who dares underestimate his brutal cunning. Which tends to be most of the galaxy. But mostly the Imperium.

Heck, doing a quick check on the wiki suggest he... psychically checks in with his Orks on Armageddon while he's out on a different Waaaagh! entirely? Fuck me, that's a scary thought.

>orkz
>multitasking

The Imperium is fucking doomed.

>kid dressed as Astartes
Aww, that's cut-
>Iron Fists
brb calling Social Services to get that kid to someone with taste

Common sense is the only advantage Tau have

>Imperials are hypocrites
In other news, water is wet!

The Emperor loves no man, but he loves humanity.
Also now the mere act of having a chat with him is akin to talk to some alien intelligence. Rowbutt compared to talk with a star. The 40k emperor is something beyond while the 30k emperor is mostly human. We're talking about an entity that powers a galactic lighthouse in a realm where direction and sense doesn't exist. He's a fixed point in the Warp, a realm of pure cacophonic and chaotic energies. Also the guy keeps closed a gate to a warp spill that could turn into an Eye Terror singularity.
The 40k incarnation of him is actually scary.

Horus wuz a gud boi
He din du nuffin
He jus gettin money fo dem cahoz

Those are the Imperial Fists.
That is Captain Boy, Chosen of Dorn.
Rectify your own taste, plebeian.

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Horus was such a tool, it's hard to 'do' something wrong when you don't have a brain of your own.

Luckily Thraka is a one in a billion fluke of ork DNA and the rest of the species are barely functioning soccer hooligans with a shit ton of guns

It took only a few thousand for Slaanesh to be ripped into existence. Slaanesh could've been extremely powerful from just Eldar being Eldar and bided it's time. Not sure where you're getting this million years thing from
Human souls are equally coveted in the Warp for how many there are. Human souls are like instant ramen noodles, they'll do the job but are not very filling while Eldar souls are like big udon noodles from a fancy restaurant.

>one in a billion
By those numbers we should be up to an Imperator Titan's eyeballs in Ghazghkulls.

>implying he wasn't to become a custodian
Gussy...

your the kind of faggot who argues for the sake of arguing.

Remember that orks once managed to send a diplomat to the Imperial Palace, who spoke perfect gothic. And that during a siege on Earth with an attack moon. And that planet when they turned people into literal cattle.
And they had the Beast.
Like 6 of him.

Official lore dates the Eldar's creation at the hands of the Old Ones something like... 60ish million years before humanity ever existed? If I recall correctly. I was just guesstimating based on that. If it even took them a fraction of that time to murderfuck Slaanesh into life then humanity can't do the same for Emps in 10k years, realistically.

>Remember that orks once managed to send a diplomat to the Imperial Palace
How was he not shot on sight?

More humans are born in 100years in the 40k universe than Eldar have ever existed

Not so much that as he's the result of otherwise good aim and the unstable nature of Ork medical science.
What happened to him is like putting some new black toner in your printer and all of a sudden it prints in color.

The psyker power of the worshippers also matters. Human psykers are kind of shit compared to any two-bit Eldar, Emps and Magnus nonwitstanding.

No. We went to the High Lords, presented terms of surrender and left.

>we

You're too well-spoken for a greenskin.

Who would win between the Emperor of Mankind and Sigmar?

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Basically:
>Horus leads the most successful battle in Imperium history with five of his demigod brothers
>Emperor takes this opportunity to declare the Great Crusade is now winding down and he's needed back on Terra for his super secret webway project
>Declares Horus the Warmaster, gives him authority over all Imperial military forces to finish up the Crusade
>doesn't bother telling ANYONE what he's doing back on Terra, so as far as Horus knows he just gave daddy the best b-day present ever and in return he was left in front of the tv while daddy goes to the bar for a drink
>Chaos Gods exploit this chink in Horus' admiration for his father and over time subtly trick him into thinking the Emperor's super secret project was becoming a God at the expense of mankind
>Ironically, Horus is driven by a twisted sense of altruism for man, despite the fact he's now making blood sacrifices and talking to shadows for advice
>Splits the Imperium in two as half of the Space Marine Legions join Horus in his bid to usurp the Emperor
>Ends with Horus mortally wounding his father in the final battle, and the Chaos gods chose that moment to be UTTER DICKS and remove their influence from Horus' mind, finally making him fully aware of what he's done
>horrified, Horus all but begs his father to end him, which Emps does
It was the aforementioned "think you out of existence" power the Emperor used on Horus because he didn't want to risk Chaos claiming his soul, so Horus is deader than dead now

Emps is brown/gold and can change his race at will

Hypothetically? Big E wins
Realistically? Big E recruits Sigmar and the Old World would never be the same.

>kid will grow socially inept, with compulsive need to build fortifications in his room and self harm tendencies
Should've chosen the sallies, freak. He would roam in school with a blackface and collect lighters from the potheads in his class but at least he would grow kind and thoughtful

Emperor is a full fledged physical god. Sigmar is Conan the Barbarian with a fancy hammer. You tell me.
>inb4 Age of Sigmar fucktards chime in

Still a dumb fucking lore change

I thought Horus was Abbadon? Like I said I know shit about lore.

What would happen if Nagash showed up in Marvel?

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Now honestly I don't know. Sigmar is a full fledged god in AoS, while E Money is a rotting carcass larping as one. Most likely will need a century alone to make the millions of fragments of his mind agree to attack

>if emps decided to say fuck it immana control the dead
Pretty much the same

Doesn't matter
1 Eldar pysker is equal to 100 Human psykers

There's still way more mon'keigh and hence more influence in the warp

I ALREADY INB4'D YOU FUCKER

No, Abbadon is just one of Horus' old captains (though rumored to be a clone) and the warmaster of chaos undivided. He's also a big disappointment to Horus (if Horus still had an essence to give a fuck with) and very bad at keeping his hands to himself.

Abbadon was one of Horus' top captains during the Crusade and took it upon himself to become the new Warmaster after Horus was killed. He's basically the Sauron to Horus' Morgoth

>Nagash vs Thanos

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Horus' first captain and equerry, the two shared a disturbing father-n-son relationship. After horus got pwned the the casul scrub he is abaddon went full linkin park and decided to be a pain in Gramps' bony backside for the next 10 millennia

>Heresy splits the Mournival in twaine as well
>Abbadon and Aximand join Horus, Torggedon and Loken say fuck that
>in the end only Abbadon is the one still breathing
Its not fair, anons. The Luna Wolves deserve to return to glory!!

Would it even work considering that the snap practically deletes the victim's existence?

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>thanos is in love with death
>nagash is death incarnate
Go figure

Go cry to your god of shit and decay if the Emperor's love isn't enough for you, Heretic.

Yea Forums really is the nexus hub of Yea Forums. You guys have better anime, tabletop, videogame, film, and art threads than any other board. But you will never surpass /m/ when it comes to robots and engineering.

It's the unspoken rule of Yea Forums that you will always find great threads on topics but only on literally any board besides the one you'd find it on

That's way more creepier, any other art in this style?

Why don't they want female Orkz?

Agreed.

Yea Forums is good, but I find that /tg/ has a wider range of good off topic discussions.

Isn't he basically Dr. Doom without the esteem issues?

Do you get anaaly retwntive when space wolves are called vikings?

No?

Then kiss my ass

Vikings is a terrible thing to equate here because vikings appeared from a multitude of Nordic/Scandinavian regions
You're a fucking retard

Yes he dose.

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But for black people he his still too white.
So how can black people accept the Emperor as their lord and savior without making the Emperor black?

And your fucking autistic

Where do you think we are?

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Him alone? not much, he would be an evil psychic with world domination plots. Marvel has a ton of those. Now if somehow he turned up with his space marine legions, he'd become a major threat.

How does hulk fare against psychic/magical attacks? Physically Hulk would completely wreck him of course, Emps is not much to write home about when it comes to hand to hand, but the guy deleted horus, who had the backing of all four chaos gods with the universe's greatest "son, I am dissapoint"

How many Astartes could the Hulk reliably take on?
Not in 1on1s but open battlefield

No that's only with Big E.

Anything less than Company strength wouldn't be able to put Hulk down, MAYBE barring Deathwing.

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Reminder that the Emperor didn't even try to take control until late 20k because he wanted humanity to make itself the best. It was only after most species went extinct (the loss of the Gold Men in the Iron Men rebellion) and the rest being knocked to stone age civilization did he decide to take the hands on approach.

Nagash would require the winds of magic being a thing, which in turn would require Chaos being a thing.

I say it's two seconds in before Doom signs on with Tzeentch.

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Also, the majority of anti-Emperor propaganda you're going to read comes from people that forget that the Emperor ISN'T actually a god and is fallible. People accidentally ascribe omniscience on him, which the authors have never said he has, and is just idiots projecting their internal Big E fanfics onto his character.

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The longer Orkz fight the stronger they get and the more Orkz crop up. It's why removing them entirely is impossible short of exterminatus. It's a case of unstoppable force meets immovable object. Iirc there's a planet or system out there somewhere comprised entirely of Orkz and Nids going at it nonstop and getting stronger as they go due to the constant waaugh/biomass cycle. All I know is that if this is the case whoever is left standing in the end will absolutely tear the rest of the galaxy a new asshole.
DO NOT WORRY BROTHA FREN, YOU WILL GET YOUR TURN AS SOON AS HE HUGS DE BALD ONE IN DE CHAIR.

He'd fail because Marvel humans have more in common with Orks than actual humanity.

The king of nipples got played like a fiddle.

He's also been fed thousands of psyker souls a day for all that time, don't forget

The Emperor is middle-eastern.

Oh he's hella fallible. he made mistake after mistake. He does want those gods of chaos to stop tormenting humanity for power and existing in general though, so he's a lovable idiot.

He wasn't a god but now he is. He's more God then emperor by now.

So that's why Tzeench calls it the Bomb-perium.

this is the kind of fun shit that I would love to see on comics.

One of the few good things during the 90s was the abbundance os cross overs over companies

The Big E has overwhelming charisma before his psychic might is factored in. He would talk all but the most fanatical humans into following him.

His glamour didn't worked with the bald blank chicks.

Depends on their equipment, one veteran with a void grenade would suck him into a miniature black hole, ending the fight pretty quickly. Other than that I'd say he'd do well against regular ground forces until they bring the librarians (psykers) to bear. artillery and regular ammunition is going to batter him until he becomes angry enough to ignore it, power weapons will hurt him but not stop his regeneration powers, a terminator would just be a slightly more clunky hulkbuster suit and crumple pretty fast.

Who here /chaos/? Imperium shitters need not apply

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>sucking the hulk into a miniature black hole would finish him off

You sir, have no idea how comics or cross overs work

None, hulk is emperor or Khorne level with just raw strength alone.

Nah, that would be the end of the issue, he gets sucked into the black hole by the company captain, winds up on an imperium v ork battlefield in the 40k universe, then you get the issue 2 of the crossover, WAAAGHBOSS HULK!

Joe Biden?

NOW you are talking

What would he do if he showed up in 40k

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Get hunted by a ton of tzeench followers and thousand suns, they love all that magical artifact jazz, eventually make his way to terra, briefly contemplate putting the helmet on the emps to see what happens, decide better of it.

>Punching
They won’t get into a fistfight with the Hulk dumbass. Most of them have hax the deal with the Hulk’s strength.

Nabu would easily be capable of solving 40k's Chaos God problem. Unlike Emperor, Nabu is also capable of getting shit done if he isn't being a dick. If its Nelson under the mask without Nabu's interference, he would dealt with it faster than Nabu since he isn't a dick.

>Get rid of the chaos problem
>There's no more life in the universe
oopsie poopsie

>Nabu is also capable of getting shit done if he isn't being a dick
It is literally impossible for Nabu to not be a dick

Sure he can. If that's a challenge to prove that Nabu isn't a dick, he will take it. But not before turning you into a dolphin so that he can get rid of his last regrets and start anew.

Hell, the Lion never looked better until after he grew his beard

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>Like 6 of him
How did that work? Were they all just fuckhuge warbosses that all called themselves The Beast or was is something like an ork gessalt field version of Pain from Naruto?

He could have made daughters, but thought that male marines would work better and now Geneseed only works with men.

The Emperor is from the Fertile Crescent
Specifically, somewhere near turkey

Dorn best boy

What part about change his race at will did you miss?

Better off than Warhammer Fantasy

you retard he'd literally be brished aside like literally every other galactic threat

>literal mongol primarch
>can't fathom a black primarch
fuck i hate incel wannabe hitlers

child

Tzeentch told Magnus that

Depends on the lore and how much weight you give BL fanfiction.
Best taste is none. Fuck the nu-lore.

And order is finally restore when Nabu is the sole survivor of creation.

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We care not for your powers you sad puppet. All that matters is the hive mind.

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Will there ever be peace?

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>It might not be the ideal system, but it's a working system

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>Chaos
Oh boy I sure do love being a Murderhobo(Khorne)/Hopeless Addict (SLAANESH)/Walking San Francisco (Nurgle)/ Dumbass (Tzeeeeench) /Omnicidal Maniac (Malal). I hate those people who are Free Enough™ (Imperial subjects.)

Honestly the Pheonix is confusing. Could the Emperor steal the Pheonix Force from Jean since he's the far superior base Psychic?

What is Malal's theme even?
How do his worshippers look/behave?

They are chaos which is antithesis of chaos, pure destruction they want to destroy all life even though it would kill their god

It is thought significant parts of the Alpha Legion (aka SPACE CIA/KGB) is Malal oriented.

Take the rot, to make it flesh.
Take the skull, the soul to rest.
Take their mind and give them peace.
Take their will. Sensations cease.

"We shall deny Nurgle their flesh to fester and rot"
"We shall deny Khorne their blood and skulls"
"We shall deny Tzeentch their destinies and fates"
"We shall deny Slaanesh their pleasure and pain"
"Death to the Dark Gods"
"For the Renegade God"
"Let the galaxy burn!"

To the Skin, Ice
To the Rot, Fire
To the Skull, Steel
To the Mind, Night

"We are the flames that scorch the garden of rot."
"We are the waves that erode the mountain of skulls."
"We are the quakes that shatter the labyrinth of lies."
"We are the storms that rend the palace of perfection."
"We are Malice."

Thats super interesting.

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Cooop oooout.

You lost, fuck off

Morrison?

Then again, in 40K belief becomes reality. Even if past-Emps wasn't a God, he is a God now. One that's probably as strong as the main chaos gods combined, since they still haven't been able to smush him even when working together momentarily.
Of course, unlike the Chaos Gods, Emps is tied to the Material realm, limiting his use of Demons and Blessings greatly.

You're talking about that fight staged by Kryptman?
I think it ended, and orkz____ won

How do they turn their heads in this?

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They don't exist because of copyright reasons.

>As strong as the main chaos gods combined
>Limited use of demons and blessings
Most humans don't even know about Chaos and it's strong enough to doom worlds. Even if the Emperor fully "died" and became a new god, it isn't going to be enough to take on something that primal. It might even be possible to snuff him out completely if he actively tries to take them on instead of maintain his psychic lighthouse.

>That is Captain Boy, Chosen of Dorn.
Who would want to be a cuck astartes when you can be the CHAD custodian?

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That's sort of the other user's point though. Most humans have absolutely no idea Chaos is even a thing, and they *still* worship Emps as a God. Gives him a lot of power in the Warp.

You don't have to worship or believe in Chaos to feed it, ask SLAANESH. Mankind's sins feed chaos and there's indication that once an imperial subject learns of Chaos' reality they only become even more Zealous towards the Emperor. The lighthouse itself has seemed to become a separate God, so now there's a few Good Gods. Maybe the Emperor will be relieved of his biggest stressor by letting this God grow as a subject, letting him focus more on his Demons.
The Emperor's Demons have been shown to trounce all other Demons, even when outnumbered greatly. And Guillaume is basically a Demon Primarch of Emps already when he wields his sword.

How is Eldar afterlife god project going?

There are acceptable levels of deviation.
Consider the Abhuman. Notably distant from baseline human, but still close enough, and loyal to the Imperium. So long as they stay loyal and obedient, they get to live out their lives without much more bother than a normal human.

As for the Space Marines, the Salamanders are a very minor issue, the Black Dragons make use of it and hide the fact that they encourage their deviation, almost no one knew about the Wulfen, even the hardass Lion ElJonson kept his mouthshut about it, and the rest are either minor like the Salamanders, or Renegades like the Soul Drinkers.

Well that's kind of the big concern, isn't it? The theory of the Star Child involves the Emperor dying and reincarnating into a literal golden god. The downside of this is that it would mean the Emperor DYING, and that happening, even if it's for a moment, could just fuck over the Empire in its entirety. And it'd be even worse if the Star Child theory was wrong. And even if it was true, and the true God-Emperor could take on the four ruinous powers combined in his new form, right now he's inevitably stuck trying to keep the Empire from getting murderfucked by daemons just relishing the opportunity.

Because Boy much prefers wearing pants.
I personally subscribe to the theory that Boy is a girl.

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I haven't been keeping up since the return of the Ultramarine's Primarch but it seems like they might have ditched that plan and are now backing the Emperor.
Probably dead wrong so hopefully someone really has an answer.

Nah, he'll form his own chapter, after having been tutored by his Primarch, Magnus, Kitten, and the fucking Emperor himself.
Got to say, I'm very slightly pissed that Kitten is taking forever to get back to the throne room and join the podcasts.
If Boy should choose to become a Custodian, if the option is still open, it won't be until he's met a mentally stable example of the lot.

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It's still in GW limbo. Almost done, but never quite enough. And there's an """alliance""" in the talks with Rowboat's GF's Craftworld and the Imperium... but let's be realistic...

>wants a r63 custodes
Just fuck a donut dipped in grease

Doing quite well, all things considered.
Eldrad figured out a shortcut and a loophole that would jumpstart the whole Ynnead thing without needing every Eldar to die.
So now it's born, stable, and growing stronger while it's disciples look for some magic swords.
It's prophet, you could call her, is the one that decided to wake up Papa Smurf.

I don't think the Custodes allow new recruits, considering they were among the first batch of Space Marines, the creamiest of the crop, and have been loyal for well over ten thousand years. They probably don't accept anyone because they would not take ANY risk of heresy or infiltration from treacherous forces.

In a less serious sense? Well, Boy better look good in gold and be proficient in Turkish oil wrestling.

>DO NOT WORRY BROTHA FREN, YOU WILL GET YOUR TURN AS SOON AS HE HUGS DE BALD ONE IN DE CHAIR.
>Juggy comes in.
>I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BI...!!!
>Hugs Juggernaut.

Not only they won, they became even stronger afterwards. It helps that Ghazzy came and went full game changer. Back then it was a complete stalemate.

You can't snap someone who is already dead.

Not r63, if Boy is Girl, then she'll have to become a Sister of Battle, since they're obviously not a Blank.

Seriously GW need to fix this. Hoping that if Dorn does come back (seriously, nobody believes he's dead), then with a mustache.

Ynnead's followers are given the [ NO GENOCIDE] Stamp by the Imperium due to them saving Guilliman. Now there are some more Gods of Order, which is interesting.

Am I the only one who felt that Kitten was out of character in his lass argument with Magnus about whether or not a primarch can be killed by conventional means?

Yes you can you just have to specify it.

I think there would be a lot of confused people.

Turkey is Asia, not the Middle East.

Due to nature of Orkoid psycic field, the power of both said field and each individual greenskin directly correlates with number of them in Waaagh!!
War of the Beast shown that if enough Orks unite under a singular banner, they can do impossible shit on a galactic scale.
So, if literally ALL greenskins in the Universe united, Nids would have no chance of even a stalemate, they would get steamrolled in a literal sence of a word.

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WHY
ARE
YOU
RUNNING

>Emperor visits marvel universe
>Being disgusted by local "heroes" being utter degenerates and psyhopaths, he eliminate all of them
>Emperor visits DC universe
>He share a handshake with Superman who guided humanity just like him and see Batman oddly familiar.

Galactive scale thinking
>WOZZAT FING
>IZZA NID YOU GIT
>IZ NIDS JUST SQUIGS WOT ARE MORE KILLY DEN?
>UHH... YEH
And then the hivewaaagh was born

Fun fact about the orks. Humanity sent probes outside of the galaxy in all direction and it turns out the darkness between galaxies is fucking full of orks. They are likely more numerous than Nids on a universal scale.

I hate orks so much

>"I'm coming back you know."

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Gork and Mork are arguably the most powerful gods, they just find fighting each other too fun to turn their attention outwards

STOMP STOMP

Wrong. They're not fighting each other, they're just playing their ork amies like a bunch of nerds. Khorne is the most powerful god anyway.

Today I will remind them

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The constant, brutal, hellish universe of war that is the orks win state. They have won and are magnanimous enough to let everyone else hang around in their heaven.

Even if Nids had an advantage in numbers, I still can see Orks wiping the floor with them if they've united.
I mean, if the Octarius War is anything to go by, Orks don't give a shit about Shadow in the Warp, so there's nothing to stop the psychic field of the united Waaagh!! of making shit like this possible:
>neverending shootas that require no ammo
>weirdboys nuking continents by farting
>wartrukks flying (oftentimes literally) at mach 3 speeds

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>GW finally reveals what the nids are fleeing
>its a galaxy sized ork swimming after them
>somehow it found a snorkle that fit

However, their psychic field reality warping sometimes works against them, like with commissar Yarrick.

If Nids were forced to seriously fight them they'd start evolving and adapting like crazy
Anti-WAAAGH fields yay!

The Ork's biggest weakness is their lack of imagination. Sure a neverending shoota would be something they could likely pull off, but it just hasn't occurred to them. OF COURSE you have to reload a gun, Bullet goes in, bullet goes out. It's so simple even an Ork gets it.

Orks working on playground logic means they'll invent an anti-anti WAAGH field within a week though, most likely by nailing a radar dish to a weirdboy's head and putting him on the front of a trukk

>Oi Boss, dat bugeye git can krump good and proppa!
>WAT YA TALKIN' ABOUT, YA GIT?! WE'Z STOMPED DEM BUGS LIKE DAT ONE LOTSA TIMES!
And that's why Nid's can't have their own Yarrick.
He's one of the kind, when Nids are complete opposite of that.

That's the thing, War of the Beast proved that they can break even THEIR OWN bullshit rules through the power of Waaagh!!! Hence, the ork diplomats speaking High Gotic.

There is no warp in the marvel universe so he'd just have his physical powers and technological know-how, kinda gimps him really

And Nids pushed to desparation will keep changing. What's your point?

>posting chonky boys
>not posting the baby carrier armour

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thanos solos and btfo W40k virgins

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The point is that they'll never get an upper hand no matter what they evolve, because the orks can do the same, just by convincing themselves they already have

orcs are a joke and btfo by space marines
a space marine is equivalent to a dummied out automated stark suit

>Being disgusted by local "heroes" being utter degenerates and psyhopaths, he eliminate all of them
>this is actually what w40k shitter believes
what will happen is that jean grey casually zaps MUH EMPUREH into nothingness and move on with her life cos she doesn't waste her time dealing with a faggot that got shanked so hard by his "son" that he's currently on life support to survive

>Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!
Orks never change and that is their greatest strengh.

What if Sangunius met the X-men?

We are talking about "what if galaxy-spanning Waaagh!!" scenario, you fucking retard.
Of course they are less threatening normally.

Everyone would laugh at archangel because now there's a version of him that's also a 9 foot tall supersoldier

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Nids are a joke and btfo by space marines too, I don't see your point. Everything in 40k is killed by everything else, depending on the sourcebook you read

Sanguinius would take him out for drinks and a night on the town to help him out of his funk. Because Hawkboy is based

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I thought their adaptation only affect them biologically.
so like if they were getting hit by BUG SPRAY they'll come back and adapt and be immune to it.
I don't think you can adapt your way into being not influenced by psyker/warp powers.

Sanguinius is best boy, he would probably spend most of the drinking session telling archangel how great the emperor is and encourage him to try out for becoming a blood angel, unaware of how horrible the plan sounds to someone outside of the 40k hellscape

>biologically
I mean, there is Shadow in the Warp, but some may argue that it's just Hivemind's signal interrupting broadcast for other warp-aware beings and not a conscious countermeasure.
But then again, Waaagh!! field is not linked to the Warp, so there's that.

What? They have adapted to warp before they even have their own psyker equivalent

I unironically think Warren would make a good BA

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I think it would sound too much like the horsemen deal for him to consider it.

Khorne gets mad about everything, fights, and wants to break your mini's
Tzeentch cheats, lies, twists the rules, and uses only meta cheese
Nurgle shows up having never bathed with his crack showing, has an unpainted army
Slaanesh spends 10 years arguing about how zhis female space marines are canon and takes 1 million selfies
Malal calls in a bomb threat and pulls the fire alarm just to ruin it for everyone.

Gork and mork turn up with non-GW figures and assure you that the coke can that guy is holding is definitely a krak grenade

>it actually blows up

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>Mork makes his flamer template using a lighter and aerosol spray
>Gork keeps flicking dead units off the table, breaking most of them

>>Gork keeps flicking dead units off the table, breaking most of them
I did that once. It was just a normal Tau unit and the other player and I had been shit talking each other so hard I just got caught up in the moment. Was never invited to play with them again.

Would doom fall for the powers of chaos or would he tell them to go eat a dick?

>orks find bruce banner
>banner becomes hulk, and hulk kills the current warboss
>"the big green 'umie called da 'ulk" becomes the new warboss
>planet hulk but with orks happens