alright Yea Forums post your craziest and most outlandish headcanons
>Carl is Marie Kanker's father
Alright Yea Forums post your craziest and most outlandish headcanons
Anthony Hernandez
Adam Reed
but carl's never had sex with a woman without money involved
Hunter King
And Marie's mom hasn't had sex for money?
Benjamin Harris
Dib and Gaz are experimental alien hybrids.
Dr. Membrane is hiding something.
Justin Fisher
Why didn’t the Ed boys just fuck the Kanker girls?
Dominic Clark
Because they aren't at that age yet where they understand or want sex. They're just vaguely hormonal kids. If they were a bit older, they'd be all IN that Kanker puss
James Ross
Kankers were prtrayed as gross. Ed probably wouldn't care and Eddy would need to be bribed, but Edd wouldn't touch Marie with a 10 foot pole
Eli Lewis
Nope sorry
Austin Phillips
>Implying Carl doesn't use aliases for when he doesn't want to be found by crazy exes
Mason Garcia
Syndrome is a brainwash government agent that was made to killed rogue heroes that try to secretly break laws or take over the government.
John Walker
Why are trailer park girls so thirsty?
Lincoln Hall
Too low quality to be objects of desire so they must present themselves as easier prizes
Chase Rogers
>horrible self-esteem issues
>nothing much to do in the park besides fuck
>terrible home life
Ryder Gray
ill really like to know how you got to that conclusion
Zachary Martin
...seems possible
Samuel Powell
Rusty venture is a failed clone of his father and Jonas Jr. was a defect/what he was SUPPOSED to be. I guess that's not really all that outlandish for this show, though.
Hunter Kelly
>you ask for ming-ha. You tell her that you do not know me. N- wait, wait. Don't tell her that cause its gonna tip her off that you know me. So don't, just don't mention me
Grayson Powell
The Trickster is the son of the Joker, born out of Wedlock
William Lee
The Kankers dad's names where Rod, Butch, and Bubba. Bubba was probably Marie's dad because his robe is the one she made Edd wear and in that episode they were trying to fulfill some kind of Freudian desire to become their own mother and have the Eds replace their dads.
Being 12 will do that to ya.
Julian Gutierrez
lads
Jaxson Stewart
You think that the kankers are lads?
Adrian Wright
Given Carl's penchant for fucking white trash hookers, this is completely believable.
>The CIA Agents who were made slaves after shooting Time Lincoln weren't enslaved for being white, but being US government stooges and enslavement is punishment for their crimes against the South
Oliver Brooks
Eris' responsible for everything in both the Marvel and DC universes.
(alternatively, it could be Billy)
Robert Miller
Well when Dick Cavett asked Jonas Sr what his greatest invention, and greatest adventure was, Jonas replied ‘my son’.