>I mean, he probably did kind of need that. Slight schedule switch-up this weekend. I will be AFK Sunday night when I usually upload Monday’s page, so I will be updating one day early - on Saturday night/Sunday morning. Otherwise business as usual. Have a good weekend!
Daddy's sick of fuckboy shit
I'm assuming this is the sequence where we'll see Duane and Claggart having a talk that we got a glimpse of ages ago
The real trauma were the kids Duane killed along the way
Glad to see Martin and at least a few of his Jets made it
It's weird to see Duane like that, even when he died he didn't seem that panicked and sad. Or maybe Cope just choose not to show it then
Also, it's nice to see Claggart as a proper competent leader and taking charge
He's still pretty fresh in the military and this is some heavy shit he's going through
Odd thing I saw in the tumblr asks, apparently Vampire's organization is the the same by a different name outfit as the March. The group Vienne Quigley was originally building Uaid for
I vaguely recall that Vampire's sister is the leader of the March. I'm guessing he's running this satellite branch of it.
>wanting to give Uaid to these niggas
the Council did nothing wrong
Claggart is cool now, if he wasn't already before.
And smart, like Ashley just said on the tumblr even if they wanted to burn the bodies, fire pymary would get them all Khert-wrekt. He's got a good level head for commanding situations
I like Claggart. He may be a bit blunt, but totally rational. Kind of interesting to see Duane lose control, he's usually pretty good at keeping it together.
He was so distraught over his daughter's death that he largely ignored the guys stabbing out his eyes, and wasn't he broken and aimless when he first awoke as a plod? Duane seems pretty prone to overly dramatic grief. He is a Ponce after all
I kinda like getting to see young Duane. Makes me appreciate how, even though he's still a dork and a hothead, he's come a long way.
and let's not even forget him socking a VITS councilor in the fucking mouth
I get now what Cope meant about Lemuel being a better soldier than Duane. Lem only freaked out privately during their downtime, whereas Duane is going to pieces in the middle of a life-threatening crisis.
I'm actually quite impressed by how well Lemuel is taking care of Will in this situation.
He's also not yelling at him angrily or anything, he's being stern and forceful but that expression and his words tell me he's sympathetic to Duane's freakout here.
Well apparently it won't be well enough
I want to do sex with a woman I have never met and know nothing about. I am sorry. The comic is good and makes me too happy.
this
Good luck. Perusing her Tumblr makes me pretty sure that Ashley is firmly in wizard territory, and her power will only increase as the years go by.
Cope isn't married?
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Florida actually. But I’m pretty sure she could hex you for even thinking what you’re thinking.
Actually I'm 31, so my thoughts were boring. But now that you mention it, I'm getting a few indecent thoughts about her artistry.
If you want to direct your thoughts at her artistry then go nuts. Some classic works include a guy giving himself head with his own decapitated head and that same guy being set upon by a giant snake monster. And this cute thing, Ash loves dogs.
Aside from fapping I'm pretty sure her sole interests are the comic and the requisite contributing to of Florida Man headlines
She loves dogs, I love cats. We both love the undead.
Even if Cope was a heidious swampbeast i think i'd still be pretty attracted to her for her worldbuilding, art and work ethic. But I think having sex with someone who has the same name as you is probably messed up, in some way.
How good are you at baking pies?
Lots of awesome pies in Germany.
I'll fill your belly with something sweet. ;^)
So is this the flavor of shit unsounded threads will be taking from now on?
this happens from time to time, don't be a doomsayer faggot, we've already got waifufaggots in this round
It's shit
For a Florida swamp archcrone Ash seems pretty cute, but by her own admission if you even got that far she'd probably avulse your dickskin on impulse.
Try to channel your appreciation for onee-chan's comic in healthier ways.
it's always worth to check the thread for the little gems
You're a man, she's a woman.
You are just too different from each other
This is a good slap. Much better form than Quigley, I would say.
I'm asexual so you're out of luck but you can make me sandwiches and watch me play video games if you like.
>Asexual
>Regularly discusses her degenerate fetishes
I lacks the emotion though. Quigley's slaps are weaponized hatred
Asexuals be like that. When sex has no meaning or appeal to you it all becomes a goofy joke. Asexuals come off kinky as fuck because taboos have no power over them.
Ever think of streaming on twitch or starting a youtube channel?
Nah. Video games are stress relief for me. Why would I want to burden my scant free time with an audience? I appreciate streamers who do it professionally and are truly entertaining, but casual streamers have always puzzled me. Just play your games and have fun, man, stop trying to be the next wanky celebrity :)
Some people like being watched.
But think of the munny!
Ashley could probably get some back when she was a busty twenty something. Seems to have gone full neet in her middle ageness.
Are we talking the "I'm celibate but that makes me sound like a loser so I call it something else" kind of asexual, or the "I genuinely experience no arousal towards human sexual characteristics" kind of asexual?
In both cases you'd get the same answer.
B implies A, but A does not imply B
But A implies an unwillingness to admit to A.
Haha, I'm waiting for some friends to come over so I will answer this. You know, I hate labels and I resisted the "asexual" label all my life, but lately I've just embraced it as seems to convey the gist of my life pretty well. But in short, the thought of being intimate with anyone creeps me out. I don't want to be naked with anyone. It doesn't appeal to me.
I love my friends, I love my family, I love being around people. I don't think I'm cold or a bitch. But the thought of having a boyfriend? God, it almost gives me a panic attack. I don't want the responsibility, and I don't want to have to be physical with someone.
Do I like to fap? Of course! It's a great time. But that's me time. I don't need another person there.
Is this fucked up? I mean, relatively, sure. But it's who I am, and I'm old enough that I doubt it changes. I'm also old enough that I will not be bothered if you make fun of me for being a weirdo. Have at it.
I'm fairly certain like half the posters here feel the same way I know I do, but calling that asexual is overstating it. If dicks and/or tits do something for you, then you're just a regular person with intimacy issues. This is not nearly as uncommon as actual asexuals, and it's bizarre to me that we've managed to confuse the two.
I think it's a more common phenomenon than people think.
There's no term for 'likes sexual pleasure and likes sex conceptually but doesn't enjoy or desire physical or emotional intimacy with others."
"I'm celibate"
Have you ..tried? I'm asking, because you speak of thoughts that creep you out, not acts.
aromantic maybe?
At the end of the day labels are crude and mostly useless for something as complicated and variable and the human mind anyway. Better to just live and ignore all that shit.
>I will not be bothered if you make fun of me for being a weirdo
I keep all my insults centered on you being a zombie fujoshi especially since that carries a double entendre that all the big weebs know. Have you read any of the recent doctor strange run?
Yep. And I've had boyfriends in the past. I'm not hideously unattractive and guys usually come after me - but I just don't like it, user. I don't want a partner. I don't want romance. I don't want sex with someone.
Naked bits don't actually do anything for me, in fact. I think dicks are funny looking, vaginas are gross, and titties are terrible inconveniences. I like pretty faces, nice bodies, hairy, pudgy dad bods are particularly fun - but it's all an aesthetic thing. I don't want to be naked or have sexytimes with the people in possession of these aesthetically pleasing forms.
No, I disowned Strange when Bendis cocked him up. I have been done with capeshit ever since. It's all dead to me.
See, this need for term for everything is how we ended up with aromantic genderqueer bisexuals and people mislabeling themselves within one of the probably hundreds of variants just to have a label. It's like people taking online psyche quizzes and coming away thinking they're sociopaths. These labels exist for extreme cases. "Average" is a very broad category that accommodates many quirks.
You're not wrong, but I find people adopt 'asexual' because OTHER people ask them why they don't date or pursue sex often - if at all. It's a simple way to close the matter without the need to go into depth. That's not to say there isn't 'asexuals' who are just fishing for attention, of course.
>I think dicks are funny looking, vaginas are gross, and titties are terrible inconveniences.
Well these are objective facts. I don't think a whole lot of people stare at disembodied vagina flaps and come away thinking it's the most beautiful thing on earth.
>I like pretty faces, nice bodies, hairy, pudgy dad bods are particularly fun - but it's all an aesthetic thing. I don't want to be naked or have sexytimes with the people in possession of these aesthetically pleasing forms.
I mean that's the basics of human attraction. We have threads over whether thicc or sticc is the most aesthetically pleasing shape. It's why people bother with sexy clothes. But I wouldn't say not actually desiring to fuck these people makes you asexual. I wouldn't want to fuck anyone I think is sexy, but I'd still think they were sexy. Actual want and sexually stimulating are different things; you can have one without the other. Now if you don't even feel the latter, then yeah I guess you're asexual.
I just say "I'm not interested in relationships." Seems to work well enough.
>I think dicks are funny looking
Is that why you are bad at drawing them?and draw all the lewds from a softcore angle?
Dicks are just hard heehee to draw
Have you ever tried to have sex with a goat? I mean how do you know you won't like it until you try it?
Do you like any eurocomics? They seem to be top tier with fantasy
This is a valid argument
millions of sandpeople can't be wrong
I wonder how much of this conflict of definitions is rooted in the differences between male and female sexuality. I mean it's be kinda hard for a guy to mistake his lack of interest with a lack of arousal when his dick is doing whatever it wants, and it's not an uncommon theory that female arousal is much less visually based than a male's. There might be entirely different definitions for asexual between the two.
>update time, let's see what the thread on Yea Forums is like!
Don't look at us like that child lover, you have no room to judge
What the fuck were you expecting from a 4channel thread, user?
Pardon me, but would anyone be able to inform me as to the reason for the lack of persons of African descent in this strip?
We had one just a few pages ago
Bless you.
There's a silver right there user.
Just bantz, mate. But also the Cope thirst was a bit more severe than usual today than it has been.
Every few threads someone wants to waifu her. It's like a lunar cycle.
"My Vagina is gross"
Ashley "Lame" Cope 2019
how dare you
Waifuing is fine. It's a natural user reaction. The thirst here got real in a way I haven't seen in awhile. Though I suppose I'm overblowing it a bit. It was like one dumb comment from a guy and otherwise Ashley blogposting.
Waifuing is an illness and should never be considered natural
>proper slavsquat posture
well done
I recall it came about because anons were joking about Sette being some kind of slav white trash or something. Maybe the accent? Then Ashley threw that up, reminding you that she's always watching.
It's great that Cope has such a presence here. Other creators seem to only want to engage with their nice fans on umblr/Twitter/whatever and they get lost in the echo chamber. It's happened to every single webcomic creator I can think of that engages with the fanbase at all. Tatsuya, Stabby, Zack, Willis, abbadon, morbi, etc. All of them avoid the worst of their fans and lose their perspective. Bonus that Ashley is genuinely one of us and fits in down here. We love her because shehas passion and dedication to her craft loves us back by shitposting with us and keeping to her schedule
Ashley we love you
I mean, all this "Asexual" business is a ruse so she can interact with you raging hormonal cretins without it being All-creep-all-the-time, but whatevs. Some of us have females in our lives, (and the money to buy her books).
I'd rather discuss her work.
If there's one author that I doubt puts up a front for Yea Forums, it's Ashley fucking "admits to going to /d/, admits to being a Vincent/Hojo shipper, is generally kind of a fucked up person" Cope. And as seen, it's not like being asexual stops the creep. Or that pretending to be asexual would stop it. It's like when someone feels to need to remind people that such and such actress or model is a lesbian. This makes them what, immediately less attractive? Or somehow makes them less obtainable than before. They were already completely unobtainable. Ain't no user ever getting with Cope, asexual or not. The reality of the situation doesn't make any difference in anons' waifuism. It's just an evolution of the ages old human problem of developing crushes on people they sort of know but don't know personally, as filtered through this imperfect perception.
I have returned from friendtimes and I love you all. Do something kind for yourself soon, you deserve good things.
No one brings their "real self" onto Yea Forums. Even trying is a disaster-in-the-making You can build whatever mythology around Ashley Cope that you want tho.
Yea Forums turns into an echochamber when the creators engage us regularly like this. Actual critiques are talked down and discussion continuously skews towards endless praise as people begin idolizing the creator and waifufagging them like the user in this thread. Look at how sycophantic your own post is. "she's one of us" and "Ashley we love you" have nothing to do with anything and is just a bunch of saccharine drivel.
This is either LARPing, or the naivete of someone totally unfamiliar with Yea Forums. Or both.
Wonder if Will will will himself to attain glory at this young age
That's a lot of wills.
We like fucked up though, so presenting herself as this earns her our favor. Nothing can be trusted to be sincere from anyone trying to form a reputation. That was the whole idea behind having anonymous message boards, and why namefags should be treated as reviled subhuman scum
ssael willing there will only be a little less Will after after this wilting experience
>backhand slapping inwards while holding someone with the other arm
>good form
That's possibly the worst way to slap someone
Bendis? You mean Brian Michael Bendis?
Bendis the comicbook writer? That Bendis?
>No, I disowned Strange when Bendis cocked him up. I have been done with capeshit ever since. It's all dead to me.
You are a woman of mighty fine taste
Why the fuck do you care so much? She doesn't want to date anybody, she wants to make this fuckawesome comic. Even if your right, why the hell would you shit this up for the rest of us? All that time she'd be spending dating and getting laid assuming your stupid ass could somehow convince her to be doing that instead of, y'know, knowing who she is all by herself is time she wouldn't be able to keep up this ridiculous high quality schedule!
>Even if your right, why the hell would you shit this up for the rest of us?
What are you even talking about
Okay user, what's wrong with the comic then? Because I think it's been several chapters since there's anything I could even think to say needed any improvement.
user seems to have some bug up their ass about people saying they are asexual when they aren't. If they are wrong, they should shut the fuck up. If they are right, they should really shut the fuck up, because nobody out there trying to get stank on their crotch is going to be able to spit this good shit out 3 days a week.
A consistent complaint is that action scenes are hard to follow. I personally think her paneling isn't all that great; she sometimes chooses odd moments to capture, making certain sequences awkward. I imagine it comes from being writer first and an artist second.
>If they are right, they should really shut the fuck up, because nobody out there trying to get stank on their crotch is going to be able to spit this good shit out 3 days a week
I seriously can't understand what on god's green earth you're saying
>Asexuals be like that.
If you have interest in sex but just don't pursue it that doesn't make you aesexual just celibate.
Aesexuals just have no interest in sex at all, not even porn.
I'm afraid that's just not true. I have no interest in murdering anyone but I still love slasher flicks. I have no interest in cooking but I still watch the fuck out of Youtube recipe channels. I have no interest in this comic but I'm still in this thread addressing your dumb ass.
And what does any of that have to do with the proper definition of aesexuality my fine shitposting friend?
Are you okay user
Do you need medication
lol guys I was mega wasted when I made that first sex comment, didn't even remember writing it till I got back to this thread
Too late, you ruined everything forever you fucking alcoholic
mother?
He's saying that Ashley is either speaking the truth or lying but channeling her sexual frustration into her work.
Let's hope Ashley doesn't get a real life dog if that's the case.