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Unorthodox castings that might just work
Jackson Garcia
Chase Davis
Zachary Rogers
I hate these but I completely agree
Robert Garcia
Starfox
Pip the Troll
Christopher Morris
You madman. I'm 100% down.
Samuel Sanchez
Starfox is almost... Too perfect.
Parker Barnes
Mario and Luigi (John C. Reily and Will Ferrell) are a couple of low time plumbers with an iq of 48, Mario has a girlfriend, Peach (who unbeknownst to Mario,is actually a hooker and a drunk played by Kathryn Hahn, trying to seduce both brothers to squeeze money out of the two).
One day Mario and Luigi won 100 million from the lottery, so Peach, being the whore that she is, decided to tell her pimp, Bowser (Craig Robinson) and they hatch a plan to leech it off the two plumbers. by pretending that Peach is kidnapped by Bowser.
Meanwhile Mario and Luigi's cousins, Wario (Danny Mcbride) and Waluigi (James franco) hears about their winnings and plan to take it all for themselves, Wario gets himself some mushrooms from his local dealer, 'Toad' (Adam Scott) and laces their spaghetti with the mushrooms, They all start to trip where all they could see in Mario Land where everything is cgi, Mario and Luigi panics and tries to save Peach from Bowser, stopping the whole Drug Cartel and Bowser's child slavery ring in the process
Seth Rogen plays a DEA agent
Terry Crews as King Kong, a rival drug kingpin
Rob Cordry as Bowser Jr
John Lithgow as Bullet 1
Liam Neeson as Bullet 2
Directed by Adam Mckay
David Lopez
>Toll troll
Jeremiah Torres
I wonder if he will use the S.T.A.R.F.O.X. system?
Gavin Collins
>Danny Mcbride as Wario
>James franco as Waluigi
>Terry Crews as King Kong
John Parker
I would watch this unironically
Anthony Scott
Ursula the Sea Witch.
Gavin Ward
>poor unfortunate souls metal remix
Sebastian Russell
Based. Do it
Alexander Kelly
>Liam Neeson as Bullet 2
>He travels more slowly, but gruffly monologues about how he's going to get them throughout the entire movie
Oliver Howard
kek
Julian Rodriguez
This
Wyatt Diaz
>tfw Divine will never play Ursula
Jackson Sullivan
Someone please relay this to Jack. If there's any chance of this happening, we need to do what we can to bring it about.
Jacob Cook
>Wario
>Not casting Joe Pesci
Brody Gomez
Ken Jeong's already in MCU as that guard in Endgame, wasn't he? Now all they have to do is say that he gets recruited by AIM and they turn him into MODOK.
Cooper Davis
Not that crazy. You just know someone at Disney has already thought of picking a drag queen to play live action Ursula.
Brody Wilson
Shit, I can actually hear it in my head.
Daniel Cooper
Carter Green
Kingpin
You know you want it
Juan Reyes
Michael Barnes
Make it so Hollywood. Make it so.
Asher Hall
>MODOK
"Tutallu motherfuckesssssssss!"
Ryan Clark
thats a good PICK of destiny
Leo Martin
Considering how good he was at being a teenage girl in Jumanji, I REALLY want to see it. But SJW bullshit will complain he's not even a transwoman or some shit, which isn't the point because Divine was a drag queen.
Jordan Williams