UUUUUUNICOOORN!!!!

Yo what you niggas want?

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HAGGARD!

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Hey, why hasn't there been a last unicorn red bull joke/commercial? As in, the energy drink.

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I want your new figure to be less expensive.

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Its just not within the public consciousness.
Shit i remember i first found out about it from my girlfriend's dad's laserdiscs.

Give me the wiiiiine, Orson.

It'd pretty simple though and not especially clever.
>I know where to find the Red Bull
>Where?
>Just head down the street and take a left, look for the 7/11

little known fact, ridley scott originally intended for the last unicorn to play in full at this point in the film

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I completely forgot about this movie until just now. Thanks OP

NEVER!

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I'm just surprised, because it seems so obvious and easy.

Well that's the thing; easy jokes usually can't be all that funny. Part of what makes a joke great is how unexpected it is at times. There's probably a really funny way to combine the monstrous red bull with the drink, but it seems like nobody has come up with anything that clever yet.

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Shame Rene hardly gets much recognition, he's super talented, and hilarious to boot

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Oh, hey, you got your body back?

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Oh, what? You think because he's a skeleton that it must be me? Are we all just nothing but bones to you?

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So unicorns can detect virgins, does this mean you have to be a virgin to detect a unicorn? Shit, dude, that's sad. Even undead you can't get laid.

No wonder he was a drunk.