What's her name

>"I want a big titty goth gf"
>"woah not that big"

Explain yourselves.

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congrats, you got the joke.

That one web cartoon that’s popular on here with the three adopted sisters

the premise anyway, the joke will sink in sooner or later

There is such a thing as too big

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Alexis

>implying that's too big
>implying there's such thing

Which one?

Wrong.
True man of taste.

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There's something about a gloomy goth with gigantic boobs that's just perfect

my high school guidance counselor had tits like this

Maya.

Man no she didn't.

when you're designing a character you can't just go down the list and checkmark ALL your fetishes. You have to pick like 3 or so max else your character looks like some overdesigned garbage that perpetually looks out of place. go over to hentai foundry and see all those clowns who have to pay to get people to draw their dumb overdesigned OCs, that's the result.

>when you're designing a character you can't just go down the list and checkmark ALL your fetishes.

Hmmm.

What is the naximum of fetishes you can have in a character?

I mean Giganta seems to do it pretty well... the original, I mean.

She's ugly. Goths are an ugly and overrated style, I still don't get why people like them so much. being pale isn't cool, it makes you look sick. Being moody and creepy isn't cool, it makes you seem like a loser. Angering easily isn't a good trait either.

Here's what makes a girl cute-
1. Petite, skinny, short. Being a womanlet is not a bad thing, in fact it's actually really good. If I can bench press the girl she's doing it right.
2. Has a healthy tan from being outside
3. Clothing is feminine at best, maybe a little bit slutty
4. Accessories are cute things like hair clips or jewelry (As in actual tasteful jewelry like bracelets and necklaces, not non-ear piercings, those are hideous and the quickest way to go from cute to gross)
5. Hair can be dyed if she wants, but it's got to be a somewhat normal looking color, like black, yellow, or brown
6. Zero tattoos, skin is beautiful, dirtying it up with tattoos makes you uglier, every time. It's tragic how girls do this so much, ruin all that nice skin with tattoos.
7. This is jut me personally because I like shoulders and armpits, but wearing clothing that exposes the shoulder or armpits makes a girl a lot cuter.

Why would anyone want a gross, slimy, fat goth when they can want actual cute girls?

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Not reading your post because your image is vomit inducing

Was she a ham planet? Cause that's the only way tits taht big exist in reality and it is NOT pretty.

Whatever you say kiddo

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I like overdesigned characters

Too big is when they become so big that you can no longer see the girl they are attached to/ you cannot see all of the titty at once.
At that point they are no longer even tits just some ambiguous fleshed toned plane.

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Is she cool?
Is she lame?

That's hot too but hot in a different way. My ideal is one girl with boobs only slightly smaller than and another girl with boobs so big she can't walk that the two of us use as a beanbag chair

Camille Dumpsterias

Lame for sure. If she was cool she'd look like a normal person and not a goth. Goths are outcasts and losers, always have been. Only people who think goths are the cool kids are losers lower down on the totem pole than the actual goths.

>1. Petite, skinny, short. Being a womanlet is not a bad thing, in fact it's actually really good. If I can bench press the girl she's doing it right.
Tall girls are GOAT. The taller the better, all else being equal. (Tho admittedly it rarely is)
Also there's definitely such a thing as too thin

Agreed on almost everything else, though.

Oh yes, you don't want too thin, once she looks like a spooky skeleton it's not cute anymore, then she looks sick and unhealthy.

fucking 11/10 post

Claire.

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this is EXACTLY my shortstack ex who wrote BatmanXJoker slash fiction

Draw this chick selling her milk.

Burnedette.

>just the right amount of thickness
>is fat
huh

This. Girls that look like this are always named Alexis. Literally no matter what.

Based

I kind of like super tall super sticc since it gives girls a unique figure but theres a fine line between boring normal weight girls, what I like, and skeletons.

I generally prefer everything from a little softness around the middle and up but girls with a Honey Lemon figure are a nice change of pace

Awful taste

>BatmanXJoker
>not BatmanXJim
I can see why she became your ex.

What's so bad about it and why are goths better then?

>no /aco/ goth thread

Louxsie cuz shes based of Sucy

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>not siouxsie

Make one you coward.

ok but nobody else make one while I gather images

>not big enough
youtube.com/watch?v=M_W4Hp6y9B0

Godspeed, user.

Sure.

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The sharp teeth are too much and I hate the slouch. Don't even know where that came from since I don't think I can name one popular waifu with a prominent slouch.

I think it's heavily based on Sucy from Little Witch Academia, and she has her hunched over posture.

Ah, shit, good point. Though the emphasis on that point still seems odd since Hex Maniac and Tomoko are the other two obvious huge influences and neither of them slouch.

P...Pepper Ann?

>TFW want to make one of these for my fetishes but not good enough at drawing yet

dubs be damned, i shit you not, she did. you can't even compare them to basketballs or watermelons, each one was like a thanksgiving turkey
yeah she was a bigger lady but not really that big for the size of her tits

This character was designed by throwing a bunch of aspects of different characters together with no regard as to how they work in isolation, and it shows. This is SHIT

nah its good and i like it

I think he's talking about the dutch one?

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Suggest a pudgy goth character/oc

I hope you never get a goth gf

It’s BAD and you’re STUPID

Whaddya think of that, stupidhead

80s style goth in belted dress and tights. She's some kind of paranormal investigator in her town. Has a sweet tooth but doesn't like anybody to know about it.

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easy

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youtube.com/watch?v=U0CGsw6h60k

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Doth she have big boobies?

>Rihanna

Drool...

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She cute

this is all this boils down to

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there were a few drawthreads about her

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my wife

Lucky lad

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Maker link pls.

picrew.me/

Waifu maker right here
eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=156309&n=chara.swf

Here you go, OP, it's your girl in waifu-able form.

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Based.

Fucking kino

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Why dont you just admit you're in to traps?

Who wrote this NPC's shitty dialogue?

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But I'm not into traps? Penis is gross.
How does liking cute girls make me a non-person?

Anyone still here? ill draw your goth waifu

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Draw OP's goth tussling the hair of

Obviously she's frustrated that no one takes her seriously.

now draw her blue hair emo rawr x3 friend

Oh, I like this one! Please do this!

white hair is my fetish, dearest user

My lil sister cant be this dumb

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Correction: She VERY cute.

As is this. Good job.

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This isn't thiccness she's just fat.

youtube.com/watch?v=L5SS8ExxRP8

>sees thick thighs and boobs
>FAT ASS
when you dont go outside

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Draw a thick goth dressed like Death of the Endless

Yeah, but her gut is just as fat as her ass. Saying one is well endowed because their fat is like saying one has a fast car cause it's falling off a cliff.

>Yeah, but her gut is just as fat as her ass.

You say that like it's a bad thing

nah is perfected when the girl is a full lanklet queen

Last I checked, cardiac arrest is a very bad thing.

Pretty hot idea for a goth girl though

Beautiful, thank you

Draw me goth version of random disney princess.

I love genki tomboys but a pale girl in black stockings can revive the dead

>The Emperor's New Groove - Perfect World

This is just a fatter, black-haired Sucy

That's the vorefag from little witch academia but with black hair

Why can't Pleb ever be wrong?

This should not turn me on.

>vorefag
Just when you thought a woman couldnt be more perfect.

Yeah its hot

Why does the guy in the back have her panties on his head

that pic you posted looks like a child, which is gross.