>Be me
>Live in parallel universe
>Hillary won in 2016, Jeremy Corbyn is PM
>Shit sucks but oh well, I still have cape kino to look forward to and consume
>Batman V Superman is panned, marvel cucks just can’t see based Zack’s genius
>greyscale / blue tint is gorgeus, colours are gay anyway
>come 2017
>Snyder is able to complete Justice League exactly as he envisions
>Snyder cut blows audiences away, is a 10/10 3 hour kino masterpiece
>End battle involves army of Green Lanterns coming through portals with an array of DC Characters to help Superman against Darkseid, wielding the power of the anti life equation
>Flash time travel shenanigans are hilarious as he travels through past films and even the multiverse
>marvelfags on suicide watch
>come 2018
>Disney worried about Infinity War after success of Kino League
>Russo brothers leave due to too much worried studio interference, Joss Whedon is brought in to complete the film
>Infinity War is a train wreck, Disney takes a large financial loss and cancels all its live action remakes
>Watching the movie, at the end Wakanda Battle as the Avengers are nearly killed
>There is a huge crash of Lightning
>It’s zoomer Chadzam
>He’s holding Thor’s corpse
>He cracks open a monster energy as sicko mode starts to play
>Destroys the Avengers one by one, including sjw Captain Marvel by dabbing on her and reclaims his name
>Oneshots Thanos and flosses over his body
>He says the wizards name and reverts to his mortal body, only he isn’t Billy Batson
>Its Tobey Macquire
>Endgame plot leaks, Marvel takes heat for copying Kino League
>With MCU dead Warner Bros. buys Marvel & Sony
>Sam Raimi announces Spider-Man 4
>J.K Simmons brands Mickey Mouse a public menace
>Mfw I managed to somehow still live in best timeline, pic related
Be me
Does it hurt, user?
>still SEETHING four months later
Imagine being this assblasted over a damn comic book movie
>be me
>live in parallel timeline
>ancestors never left the sea
>glub glub
Quite the downward spiral of pure autism OP
...Did you really think this was funny? Let alone funny enough to be posted? Christ OP. I've stopped watching Kiked CBMs back in 2016, but Christ...
>be me
>live in parallel universe
>asteroid never hit
>i'm a velociraptor
Based
This is op, this is meant to be a shitpost I actually really liked endgame but not to worry I’m still going to hang myself regardless
>be me
>live in parallel universe where Stands are real
>be me
>live in a parallel universe
>everything is the same, just two feet to the left
>be me
>live in a parallel universe where I'm not a failure at life and am happy
>be me
>live in parallel universe
>lead still in gas, everyone dumb
>decide to tell Yea Forums about my Justice League/Avengers fanfic
It's okay, man. A lot of us feel the same way you do. We're ALL failures of life, even the planet itself.
OP, I'm not memeing this time, I'm serious.
Have sex
OP, I'm not memeing this time, I'm serious.
nice get
>>Hillary won in 2016
No
>Jeremy Corbyn is PM
I'm fine with that
dont do it user, i liked your shitpost
Does it hurt, user?
BASED
>>Be me
>>Live in parallel universe
>no capeshit
>movies are still good
>be me
>live in parallel timeline
>people can tall a Shitpost when they see one
>which means nobody takes Yea Forums seriously.
Feels pretty great.
>Be me
>Live in parallel universe
>Saturu Iwata is still alive and is still our president.
>Shit rocks and we still have Looney Tunes Cartoons to look forward to and consume
>SiIvaGunner:TAS is panned, Yea Forums fags just can’t see based Bill Hanna’s and Joe Barbera's genius
>colors, colors, colors everywhere.
>comes 2017
>Snyder is able to complete SiIvaGunner:TAS exactly as the animation staff envisions
>No Cal-Arts in site.
>Snyder cut blows audiences away, is a 13 episode kino masterpiece for season 1
>Endless repeating backgrounds involves Fred & Barney coming through grandness with an Nozomi & Eli to help Fred & Barney against Tito Dickman, wielding the power of laughter.
>excellent animation.
>Dofufags on suicide watch
>come 2018
>Disney worried about Mickey Mouse after the success of SiIvaGunner:TAS
>Paul Rudish brothers to leave due to too much worried studio interference, Eric Goldberg is brought in to fix the Mouse and his friends
>Mickey is saved and is respected again, Disney takes a large financial gain and cancels all its live action remakes
>Watching the new shorts, they're now on part to the golden age greats.
>come 2019
>There is a huge crash of Lightning
>It’s Bugs Fucking Bunny
>He’s holding a carrot.
>He cracks open a line, saying "Ehhh... *chomps on carrot* Whats up Doc?"
>New Looney Tunes cartoons are release with the same type of effort as the Eric Goldberg Mickey shorts.
>Daffy Duck is crazy again.
>Porky Pigs still says "Th.. Th.. Th.. Thats All Folks!"
>It's hilarious
>More Mickey goodness is announced.
>With Disney now owning Fox Warner Midea buys Bandai Namco and Atari (Infograms)
>Sam Raimi announces The SiIvaGunner Movie.
>J.K Simmons brands Mickey Mouse a public blessing.
Fixed.
>Hillary won in 2016, Jeremy Corbyn is
Bullshit, you'd be dead by now because of nuclear war
>Be OP
>Live in a parallel universe where I'm not a disappointment to my parents
>No wait that can't exist.
>J.K Simmons brands Mickey Mouse a public menace
How do I enter this timeline?
Delusional Raimifags.
You can’t spell cucked without kino
Theres no "I" in cucked.
We already have the only cape Kino film
>Alternate universe where humanity evolved as anthropomorphic human dinosaurs.
Not fair.
Are you baiting or did you forget about the US just barely avoiding a war with Iran a few weeks ago?