"See, I'd like to think I've cracked the case as to who Batman is...

Oh god, this shit again. For the last fucking time, there is LITERALLY NO EVIDENCE that links any of Bruce Wayne's proteges to any of the Robins we've seen, and the fact that people are still trying to link Jason Todd's tragic death in a humanitarian mission to the supposed disappearance of Batman's second Robin is frankly fucking disgusting and disrespectful.

Who the hell is Bruce Wayne!?

Bruce Wayne produces a fucking bastard son out of who the hell knows where, mere DAYS after Batman is spotted with a new Robin. And you want to tell me it's fucking unrelated?

Dumbest idea in this thread. You think that somehow between running Wayne Enterprises, being a man-slut around Gotham's elite, running charities, and raising his adopted sons, this guy also has time to wage a one-man war on all the crime in Gotham?

Did you see the Eddie bravo on where Eddie claims batman is actually an alien like superman and that he has no secret identity and just dedicates his being to saving people.

I had him till he said that the jusrice league were an invasion squad defeating dangerous criminals because thy don't want them around to fight back during the invasion. I'd they get rid of them one by one then it's unlikely the can mob together.

>thinking Batman is human
He's one of those genetic freaks S.T.A.R. labs makes for the US military.

Sounds like sex tourism to me

>league of assassins
You actually believe that there's some immortal who spends his time between a global network of contract killers and going to concerts like woodstock or Band-aid.

I think Batman is Superman's brother or something. I don't care how well trained you are, a human couldn't go out every night and do what Batman does if he wasn't invulnerable. Some punk would have just got lucky by now if he was a regular guy

I believe that Superman is Lex Luthor wearing a wig, and that the Amazons of Paradise Island are a man hating, man killing feminist centered cult dedicated to pagan gods that demand ritual sacrifices.

>ex-ranger
>ex-special forces

He's not ex anything. The whole Batman identity is a fucking psyop. Batmans not even one guy, it's a whole team of special forces, CIA spooks, and a mission support team with a blank check.

I still think Batman's a robot

Stay off the conspiracy sites, user. They're rotting your fucking brain.

He was probably on Epstein's sex island like all of the other rich weirdos.

this is what they call 'apophenia'

Simoan speedster babies who can run fast. That's who's gonna survive.

You do realize how many sluts Bruce Wayne fucks, right? He probably has bastards showing up every few months.

Its just a well trained gorilla. Gorilla with the gadgets is too much.

I hear Gordon has a team of them like a SWAT team.

>thinking amazons are the problem
Atlantean shill pls go

is bruce wayne one of (((them)))?

>Implying any human can be that fast
He's a fucking Martian guys, c'mon. You honestly buy the JL's official story that an entire planet gets incinerated by some crazy alien terrorist's bio-weapon and only ONE survived? Please...

I fucking hate superman, anyone know where to buy some black market kryptonite?

Metallo pls stop, remember the last time you got cheap kryptonite

>"How do you think Batman would do in the octagon? I mean in most of these videos he's just striking. How's his ground game? We've never seen him go toe to toe with a villain who's a real BJJ pro or a real wrestler."

>"He can't be purely nocturnal, because there's videos of him out in the day too. His sleep schedule must be fucked. He's probably on that shit they give to guys in the military to stay up all the time. Do you think he micro-doses?"

>"He takes a fucking beating every night. He must smoke marijuana for the pain relief, at least. Or else, what, he's popping a couple vicodin every morning? He'd be too loopy to stop a pickpocket the next night."

>"If you think about it, he has a lot of similarities with Bigfoot. It would make sense if they were the same person. It's entirely possible."

>"Jamie pull up that video of Batman fighting Killer Croc. Jesus Christ, how much do you think that guy weighs? Four, five hundred pounds?"

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>Gotham Police
>competent
"Batman" is actually the secret police of Gotham's elite who actually are all secret devil worshippers who worship a demon called Barbatos. Thomas and Martha were killed in a staged ritual murder with Bruce Wayne forced to watch as to make him vulnerable to demonic possession.

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>"Jamie, pull up that video of the Joker. Yeah, that one. This guy is fucking crazy, man. Do you think he's ever done DMT?"

>"Jamie, pull up that one video we were watching earlier. Check this out, Batman is fighting Harley Quinn's pet hyenas with his bare hands. Do you see that right there? Jesus Christ, do you fucking see that?"
>"Do you realize just how many calories Batman would have to eat just to keep going like he does? He has to eat, what, like 6 meals a day, right? Just a massive, massive amount of food. He must shit at least a couple times a night."
>"I've heard some pretty convincing arguments that Batman is an alien. I'm not saying I believe them, but you look and there are people saying some things that make you think, 'Huh, maybe they're on to something.'"

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user,if you're 15 and rich wouldn't you go on a international fuckfest,I mean maybe the boys aren't even adopted,maybe he just went a little overboard in his teenage years

Bruce Wayne is a fucking doof. Any time he's out in public he looks like he barely has any idea what's going on.

Can we drop this weird obsession with the delusion that the Batman is a single person? No one man could possibly do the kind of damage to organized crime attributed to Batman - he's clearly multiple agents working in concert.

Why wouldn't he believe he's an alien? There are tons of aliens going around in DC and ALL of them have some kind of super powered advantage over humans.

nice try shill. how much is wayne enterprises paying you to spread this disinformation?

Wait, what aliens are around Washington?

FACT: Batman has been reported dead numerous times. And I'm not talking about street gossip. super-heroes have gone on record stating that Batman is dead, only for him to miraculously return later.

FACT: Around the time Batman got the flying batmobile, a whole bunch of his behaviors changed. His height fluctuated, he was reported as trading banter with criminals, his fighting style incorporated more acrobatics. After a while that went away, and he returned to something resembling his old persona and style.

You seriously think this is one dude? When are you going to wake up???

10/10 thread

all of that is explained by the FACT that Bruce Wayne is, in fact a Reptilian shape shifter, along with most of the global elites.

Without a doubt.
Seriously, just look up the name Amanda Waller. Her clear implications and associations in all this and more will make you sick.

But I'm Batman, how could I be Bruce Wayne?

How retarded do you have to be to think capes are specific individual people?
HELLO, what do you think the MASKS are for?
It's a team of people every time.

Bruce Wayne can't be Batman, how could he be out during the day as Bruce Wayne and then be Batman all night? when the fuck would he sleep? Its impossible.

wtf I love Amazons now

Didn't you claim Bill Gates was the Blue Beetle?

This meme again, leave Bruce Wayne out of this. HAVE YOU SEEN THE TWO IN THE SAME PLACE!? I HAVENT, SO THERE IS NO WAY BRUCE IS BATMAN.

This.

Not to mention:
>working out time to remain physically perfect
>running his company
>appearing in the press constantly

There's literally not enough hours on the clock for Wayne to be Batman. It's more likely some NEET with all the time in the world on their hands.

Gothamfag here, has anyone else noticed a weird taste to the water lately?

Man this probably sounds childish but that would really ruin it for me. Capes are all about the difference one man can make. It would be like finding out theres no santa again.

AND all the money? How many of those can there be?

You retards are just as bad as those pizzagate faggots.

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>Army Rangers are trained to be fast and react quickly
And Special Forces aren't?

I think I found the batman
>insider info but he only shows the tip of the iceberg on his show
>constant crazy antics to throw everyone off gaurd
>regular doses of super male vitality giving him almost inhuman strength and combat prowess

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>Listen here cocksocka the bat aint no military man
>Smokes a giant blunt while chewing on 60 thc gummy bears
>This man is a gangsta who saw some shit

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No, he's a Martian, dumbass. Why do you think he's so buddy-buddy with the manhunter? They're probably related.

I have his national anthem rant as my alarm, good shit.

So what, his personality changes every time he shapeshifts like he's fucking Doctor Who?

his personality is always all an act anyway.

The same people who fund all those Watchtowers the Justice League keep blowing up?

No that's l'ex luthor.
All this good VS bad superhero shit is just the latest installment of panem et circensem, it's there to keep the sheeple busy looking at something while the elite fucks them from behind.

What do you think Martians really are? They sure as hell aren't just regular humans who happen to have green skin and superpowers.

Don't be daft.

Even IF Bruce Wayne spent that whole time training to be a master ninja in preparation for becoming Batman...why is he only about as good as Harley Quinn, who is basically a psycho Joker groupie?

Personally, I'd be pretty embarrassed if I spent that long training in martial arts and only turned out to be on even footing with a literal who.

I'll give you one thing though. Bruce Wayne might be funding Batman. I started getting suspicious around the time of that whole Batman Inc. thing.

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What an amusing thread.

based Alex Jones poster

>thread discussing Batman
>derails into bruceposting
Every fucking time

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>people ITT think some rich idiot can be Batman
>Batman has saved the world multiple times from alien invasions, magic disasters and existential threats
No fucking way a human can do all that. He's probably a fucking alien from Batmanworld.

Haven't you guys read the famouns moneyrider's theory?

Clearly that Bruce Wayne is dead, and that this 'Batman' had his face surgically altered and his voice box changed so he'd take over Wayne Enterprises.

I think there's more too it but I'm afraid of being hushed...

Next thing you'll tell us is Superman is actually some stupid cuck like Clark Kent or something

>It's this thread again
there are one or two shills on this board derailing EVERY SINGLE batman thread with their muh brunce wayne bullshit. stop fucking giving them attention

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>Thinking Bruce Wayne is Batman
>When it's blatantly obvious that he's Blue Beetle

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>implying Batman is one person

>Bruce Wayne on Joe Rogan Podcast
What would they talk about?

Blue Beetle is smart, Bruce is some dumb party boy Chad. Maybe he's Booster Gold with a wig if anything

>Bruce you look pretty jacked man, you try any elk meat?

You fucking retard how many times has Batman fought a flame based villain? He takes down Firefly every other month! No way a Martian could deal with all that heat

Oh Harvey, you're always seeing double

Booster Gold, who the hell is that?

So Bruce Wayne came to visit my school at graduation, apparently he's a big friend of our teacher and he promised to come for years. I guess he finally had the time.

He showed up, like a brick wall in a tuxedo and a hollywood smile, man was larger than life itself. He had his arms around a russian model who could barely understand english, was almost surreal.

He came in and shook my hand, I jokingly asked for a job at WE and he told me to give him my card. Of course I didn't have one, so he just laughs like he got me, was fucking funny. He then went around and shook everyone's hand, was a really upstanding guy, y'know? Doesn't seem like the asshole mogul we imagined he was.

Anyway after he shook everyone's hands he went to the get a tour of the school. The moment he left the room I turned to my friends and said "Yeah, he's Batman". A friend replied "Oh thank God I thought I was the only one", and we got a good laugh out of that.

What's funny is that we did get a bat signal later that night, was as big as the fucking moon.
The funniest part is that Bruce had to leave right away, his model explained to us in broken english that it was very important company stuff. Even our teacher joked he was Batman then.

anyway thanks for my reading my blog, I just wanna say that there's no way Batman would hide his identity so carelessly and there's no way he'd bang some brainless russian bimbo. That's the equivalent of putting Trump and Batman on the same level.

When will Joe Rogan say Woman Chick? He has too becuase of Twitter.

The real redpill is that Bruce is a goddamn poof. Always has to have some supermodels on his arm as if to scream to the world, "LOOK EVERYBODY, I'M TOTALLY A HETEROSEXUAL."

He's probably a pedo homo just like the rest of these elitist fags. How many little boys do you need to adopt, you weirdo? What the fuck did he come up with? Jason Todd died in a humanitarian mission? Oh yeah, sure buddy, I'm sure it had nothing to do with you buttfucking the poor boy to death or giving him aids or something.

A green lantern I think

Nothing wrong with being trans or muslim

Some ex green lantern.

Retarded capitalist worship.
Do you also think Bill Gates, Elon Musk and Bobby Kotick are superheroes?

Only fuccbois listen to Joe Rogan.

I bet you live in Star City fag

Didn't he bang that museum chick Diana whatsherface?

Bialyia has legal and unionized prostitution since the 80s, you don't think a young Bruce would be goig there to get some?

>t. Cope
You sound salty that you're not banging princesses

>Now let me tell you Joe Rogan, back when I was a kid in Gotham I use tuh set up the Riddler's traps and shit. Made me wear a fuckin suit covered in question marks an shit. It was me an a bunch of odduh cubans man, none of um spoke English. And this muthafucka would purposely lead Batman to us with his fuggin puzzles and shit. An he had da nerve, da nerve to act surprised when he got caught. I ended up stealing his shit and doing blow in thu warehouse after a while man.

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>gorilla grodd would rip your fucking feet off and fuck your ass

He's probably not wrong

Didn't Joe mention on Twitter he was trying to get Superman on his show? The fuck would he have to talk with him about?

Um, sweetie that's Princes Diana of Themyscira aka Wonder Woman. Have sex, maybe you'll learn

lmao remember when President Trump said he was a big fan of Batman's work and Wayne for no reason started damage controlling for the Bat?
This fucking timeline, man

You mean President Luthor? Why the fuck would the shark tank guy be president

>super rich (or super bankrolled) man beats up poor homeless mentally ill schmucks for kicks after they're forced to resort to crime

An ancap's wet dream.

Donald Trump is a hack and anyone that supports him or his ideologies is a retard racist

>Be Bruce Wayne
>Bang Wonder Woman
>Have successfully cucked Superman AND Batman

How did he do it?

>streets of Gotham would be clean if it wasn't for the revolving door that is state funded mental health system
Wew

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This guy would make a better Harvey Bullock than henchmen, but this post is so gold that he could work as both

President Luthor is the second most popular president the USA has ever had, at an approval rate of 84%. People would kill to get his endorsement.

Imagine being this retarded

kek

Isn't Superman fucking some journalist from Metropolis? Wonder Woman is a bicycle, I bet the entire JL has hit it

>Superman
>Having a job
Nigger his whole thing is that he spends 24/7 putting out fires and helping out ladies cross the road everywhere on earth. I dont care how fast you are, you cant do that and have a fucking job, let alone being a goddamn reporter

Alright hotshot, since we've already established Wayne is bankrolling the Batman(s), who do you think is paying the Big S?

I never said he had a job I said he's fucking a journalist. If Superman was a reporter he'd be biased. I love big blue but that just seems dubious if he was a reporter

honestly? Batman saved me before, don't know what the big deal. He kept fucking punching some homeless guy that came for my purse until his skull caved in, then he asked me in the funniest fake voice if I was alright before grappling hooking outta there and leaving me alone with a bleeding pulp of a man.
I had to pay for his ambulance as well, I mean come on now.

Why would anyone need to pay him. He's an alien

So what, aliens don't need food? Modern commodities? Housing? Literally anything to do with living on earth?

What, you think he just flies back home to Lupercal or whatever for lunch?

He's got some ice house right? The fucker keeps sprouting it across the planet. Also hes immune to bullets, extreme temperature, and space but he needs to eat? Sure man

>that JRE with Amanda Waller
you could deeply feel Rogan's thirst for black sugar, was almost embarrassing

>Bruce Wayne
>Batman
Ya'll dumbasses need to stop feeding trolls and shit. Besides, even if that was true, wouldn't he just make the people who guess right mysteriously vanish. He'd have the money and power to do it too. I bet that bat guy's buried a lot of people who got to close to the man behind that mask.

I bet you live in metropolis, faggot.
I say Batman was originally Bruce wayne's butler, that guy was in the SAS or MI6, some real james bond bullshit. Wayne enterprises supplies the hardware and he had the skills. Over time his ops got identified as a rogue spy activity and got reined in and is now under the control of the us government who use robot technology to impersonate batman or "batmen" all part of the ruling CORPORATE ELITE's agenda to turn our beautiful country into their malnourished playground
Besides, you guys ever met Bruce wayne? dude is a complete spazz, he does the round at Wayne research sometimes, always muttering to himself and running off

All of his shit can be explained with some seriously advanced science - other capes, good or evil, do it all the time.

Being able to move without requiring energy would be a whole 'nother ballpark, we're speaking, what, localized cold fusion in his internal organs? What bullshit would that be? Of course he needs to eat!

I hate conspiracy theory shit but this sounds like the most sane, and comforting honestly, version of the facts.

Can you imagine if any random rich spaz could run such an operation without any oversight from any political body? Scary shit.

This could actually be a kino miniseries.
Bruce on notjoerogan's podcast just chatting and Joe asks him about the batman, and bruce talking about the batman and his view on him.
It could almost act like a therapy session for bruce and we get to see deeper into how he views himself as the batman.
And other stuff about Bruce.

>How do you hope to be remembered, Bruce?

Coudn't be the butler, I saw him once driving Wayne downtown. He's like 70 years old, really frail. I'm thinking Batman isn't a Gothamite. Five bucks says he's from Silver Dollar City.

When I think about, how do we know Batman isn't just the Flash swapping clothes really fast and moonlighting as multiple heroes.

well, I figure he wasn't that old when it all started. Hasn't batman been around for god knows how many years? A man of his skills could probably pull it off even in his 50s, especially if you consider augmentation with top of the line tech, the armor is probably lined with inbuilt exoskeleton capabilities like the russians are only now testing out in syria. Wayne enterprises is closely tied to the military industrial complex and researching prototype military equipment.

You're assuming he gets his seen energy like a human. What if he just needs to breathe. Like earth's air gives him his power

That's dumb. What are you going to say next? He get energy from the sun? He's not a plant you know. At least I hope not.

Yeah but think about it. I've never seen him eat, what if it's the air

>superman is superior to me by just breathing
fuck this gay earth

How does the Flash not get sued?

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I will never understand the appeal of Rogan. He's very successful,and I have nothing but respect for the man, but I've never listened to one of his podcasts and thought "this is mentally stimulating and I couldn't be doing anything else far more productive with my listening time."

Spoken like someone who's never step foot in Gotham. MAYBE on a good day the air is a LITTLE clean in Founder's but the rest of Gotham stinks worse than New York. Especially Bleake, ACE Chem stinks up that whole damn island. If Batman was "air powered" or whatever he would've died after 2 minutes in Gotham.

t. femcel

Read the thread Gothamite we're talking about a real hero Superman. Batman is clearly just a bunch of US soldiers taking advantage of the public love of heroes. Batman is the government's answer to high crime rates and shit cops. He's bringing the police state

The “Batman” is just an urban legend. A fiction. Like Bigfoot, or Santa Claus, or God.

I call bullshit you being from Gotham. No true locals drinks that shit. It gets poisend by Joker, Scarcrow or any of the freaks that city hygienic proclaim to be cheaper for locals build up immunity instead of wasting money on better filters and security

Batman has made public appearances with Superman and Wonder Woman

>we're killing superman by polluting the atmosphere
>climate change wil kill superman

I bet you think Santa Claus is real, too.

Ok, so the Robin's are his kids. What about the Batgirls, smart guy?

Jesus CHirst kid, get outside more often.

Who?

Wasn´t there like a female Robin for a while? Some say it was Harley but she looked too short. Rumor has it Black Mask did a snuff video on her, but must be a lie like the Hillary Clinton snuff video with Avramobitch whatever her name is.

Kent? Name's familiar, but I can't put my finger on it right now. It's just so generic, y'know? Can't be Supes' name.

>live in a world where multiple people can run faster than light
>implying Santa isn't real

They do have a similar chin...

Aww jeez, it's Wednesday isn't it?

I have heard Gordon wants Barman to rape the Joker. Why not try those rituals to bring Darkseid to rape the Joker?

I am confused, first they said Croc was just some guy with a skin condition; now some say he is this huge reptilian guy. WTF? I am confused.

Elon Musk is one weird accident away from becoming a supervillain.

>go to a halloween party
>couples are dressed as Joker and Harley
What the fuck is up with those people? They do know they're cosplaying as murderers, right? Like people who made other people exit existance?

Me? I'm a normal righteous person, I dress up as Two-Face, who for the record did nothing wrong.

DENT DID NOTHING WRONG

Joe Rogan is a fascist enabler and a retard.
If he would actually look at those clips, Batman clearly fights like a fucking ninja, and I doubt the Army or Special Forces has fucking ninja classes.

Isn't his whole gimmick "If the coin comes up this side, I do a good thing. If it comes up on the other, I do a bad thing."

>"If the coin comes up this side, I do a good thing. If it comes up on the other, I do a bad thing."

No, it's

>"If the coin comes up this side, I do a bad thing. If it comes up on the other, I don't do a bad thing."

Why do people believe some random reporter guy from some newspaper is Superman? Makes no sense.

G-gee Harvey, that just sounds like doing bad things with more steps.

But it is true! Dent did nothing wrong! He was doing great cleaning Gotham the legal way, then Batman fucked him up.

Or he just keeps flipping until he gets the bad side.

Dude, we are the U.S. Military. We do not need archaic ninja stuff as we are way past than that.

Oh yeah! Thanks for helping me out, now I remember. Kent works at the Daily Planet, I recall reading his name under some articles. We went to high school together! He was a swell guy, really nice.

Yeah, exactly, so why would Batman - someone who fights like a ninja - be Army/SF?

>Dentfags
the worst kind of apologists living today, even Jokerfags admit it's mostly the Dylan/Eric effect and they just want to fuck the clown.

Real talk, you guys seen that Brides of Joker doc with Louis Theroux? I didn't even know that much clown fetish was even possible

Clark Kent is Lois Lane's husband, that famous reporter from the Daily Planet that everyone jokingly used to call "Superman's Girlfriend" due to how often he saved her, but recently photos have surfaced of Lois Lane making out with Superman in full view of a bunch of people.
Do you really think that if Clark Kent was Superman, he would want everybody to think he's a cuck? Of course not, therefore he can't be Superman. Especially since Superman has no secret identity, why would he need one?

Batman for sure is a bunch of people, just like Robin is quite obviously a bunch of people. I bet that the Robins become part of the rotating Batman line-up once they're old enough.

I think people just think so because Kent always has the latest scoop on Superman. They always attribute it to him being Superman or some shit. He's probably just friends with him.

It's obvious that the scoops actually come from his wife, Lois Lane, who clearly regularly fucks Superman and she occasionally lets Kent have some of the scoops. I bet it's the only reason he hasn't divorced her yet.

>Being a cuck for journalism clout
Damn, imagine trying to satisfy your wife knowing she's getting that Kryptonian super pipe.

>lol dude this rich billionaire technocrat deeply entrenched with the Gotham elite is, like, totally fighting to bring down the Gotham elite
>*smokes*

I'm sure he'd like you to believe that.
Don't you have some dicks to suck, Bruce?

Normies understand that the Joker is the Clown Prince of Crime, not fucking leatherface.

jesus you're fucking stupid. think for a minute-- how would batman, dark knight of gotham, have the time to take care of a bunch of kids every night? obviously he's pawning these kids off to bruce wayne, whom he works with, as a way to give them a life outside of crime fighting. it's a noble thing for bruce to do, even if he a man-slut.

Kryptonian apes.

the fuck is a kryptonian? superman was born in smallville.

Why do racists think Batman is white? I bet you Batman a gay Muslim immigrant.

because you can see his face skin. that nigga is clearly pale as the fallen snow.

For as big as she is, she sure could dodge those questions. I don't blame Joe for getting intimidated after it became clear she didn't want to answer any real hard hitting questions. He might've disappeared of he kept pushing the suicide squad question live on air like that.

if you were from gotham you'd know not to drink the water, fucking tourist

Hes could be a light skin Bosnian you bigot

>"Well... I'm older now than my parents ever were... Constantly searching for things to do that will matter... It's a pain. Money isn't everything, Joe. I just want people to know that. I want them to know that I did everything I could to bring Gotham city back to greatness, just like my father did."

My dad works for lexcorp. That's not what he heard.

>ATF just announced theyre opening up an investigation into the Batman's weapons.
I fuckin hate the feds, i hope Trump gives a pardon if they do manage to arrest the Bat

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for the purposes of le Yea Forums roleplay I think it's funnier if Trump beat Luthor at the elections

honestly what has this country come to when you can't even dress up as a bat and use top of the line military gear, aircraft, cars, exoskeletons and explosives to fight crime? What could be more american.

That'd be amazing. I'd read that one shot

>How's his ground game?
3:10
youtube.com/watch?v=dRYGfKUEyfM

Reminder Donald Trump is a joke of a president

Someone must have jerked in it.
But who would do such a thing?

so... white?

He does Kung fu, he's clearly asian

Still salty you lost Luthor?

Fucking hell. Superman flies on pixie dust, Green Lantern is part of an alien space police force, Etrigan is a literal demon, and Wonder Woman is basically a greek goddess, but somehow, SOMEHOW, this meme that "Batman is just a normal guy!" won't die.

Sorry, /fit/, but it doesn't matter how many pushups you do, this isn't One Punch Man. A regular dude can't punch Superman's lights out, teleport through shadows, have bullets pass right through him, create a hundred ninja clones, summon LITERAL demon bats, etc.

The biggest problem is you have all these wannabe Batmans running around in tights while the actual real Batman is busy keeping the demons of Gotham and Darkseids of the universe at bay.

there's always next year, Lex

I'm not roleplaying faggot. Donald Trump is pedophile racist asshole and anyone that supports him is likely as one too

Also let's say Lex ran against him, Lex could eaisly kill him because no one would bother saving the orange Nazis ass

Do the butts match?

>I could easily kill him
J-jesus, Lex. Calm down, I know you won the popular vote but Trump still got it fair and square

I doubt it, but I'd wager Bruce bankrolls Batman.

>hurrrrraGggdnlld orange man bad cause Twitter and some snarky brit told me so reeeeeeeeee

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>kid whose parents died in Gotham
>some retard starts to beat up criminals
Of course he's getting funded by Wayne

I saw Bruce Wayne at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

So Batgirl is James Gordon's daughter, right? I mean it's no fucking secret that he's in Batman's pocket, the skeezy fuck would definitely sell his daughter to the freak. What does Batman even pay the guy with? Do you think they're pocketing the assets they seize from all these crooks Batman brings in?

>los angeles
One fucking job, user

He turns on a light and some guy does his job for him. That's what he gets out of it.

>thinking batman is one guy
>not knowing it's probably a square of angered special forces

Superman is an alien, he might not even have a dick or a dick that is compatible with human genitalia. He might just be doing the right thing because he likes helping people.

Besides, if Superman was fucking your wife and you knew it, you would definitely sell him out to Luthor or somebody.

Retards still believe this myth???

>"Look at him Bert. That's the fucking Mickey Mantle gene in action. This man is a trained killer. Killlleeeerrrrrr."
>"The only crime you ever fought was prohibition, son."

>How's his ground game?
Legit a good question.

Not impressed.
Also, fuck TDKR.

I don't think anyone forced Oswald Cobblepot to become a thief user. Dude's like Wayne rich, he just does it to spite his parents.

And I guess the six psychologists or so were just broke meth addicts before they got their degrees.

He probably bought some powers from one of those maniacs who used to fight the JLA ever week, like T.O. Morrow or something. Gotta keep ahead of the game in Gotham man.

Have you met Lois Lane? She'd sell her kidney to get solo billing on a story, no way she'd fuck Superman for information and then just give it to her husband.

Don't you bring Johnathan Pie into this, I hear he's gonna interview Plastic Man next week. It'll be amazing.

Calm down, Luthor. You lost.

nigger

Still salty you spent billions and lost Lex? Trump spent a pittance compared to you.

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>Roleplaying to cope and hide the fact you don't have an actual argument

Batman is a Joker's experiment. He brainwashed some pro wrestler into fighting Gotham crime. He is financing batman with his bloody money.
Think about it. Joker stays alive and unharmed and somehow always escapes Arkham, despite allegedly causing Batman the most trouble. They are 100% in cahoots.
Also Batman being so devoted to all this bat nonsense. Bat hat, batarangs, batmobile, bats all around him, bat thus, bat that. He is like a caricature drawn by a maniacal disturbed person -- Joker.
With Batman's help Joker has become the single most influential mob boss in Gotham.

I think that Superman gives Kent some scoops instead of giving them all to Lois Lane because he feels a little bit guilty about sleeping with his wife. Not enough to stop sleeping with his wife, but guilty nonetheless.