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whoopsie, guess you're stuck with him forever Yea Forums HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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But I want him for a long time? A 4th reboot is a retarded idea and would kill off Spidey in cinema forever

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So what happens when Tom Holland's balls drop

Spider-Man: Graduation?

>A 4th reboot is a retarded idea and would kill off Spidey in cinema forever

I think people love Spider-Man too much for that to happen.

He's 23 I'm sure they've dropped

seethe n cope

I don't give a damn about movies anymore. As long as I have books, I'm good

if that was true then people would've flocked to see ASM and ITSV but they didn't
The reason people go to see Holland's movies is because he's connected to the MCU and people love him

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Marvel STAY making that mad money.

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People didn't even want a third reboot, they only accepted cause of mcu connection and tasm2 flopping

>B-B-B-B-B-BUT IRON BOY
Eat shit, Yea Forums.

Good. Now if we could just making people stop bitching about it just to be contrarians we'd have some progress.

It's Disney MCU shit, it was never going to flop and anyone saying otherwise is just a retard. Dosn't mean it's good, and certainly doesn't mean the Fantabulous Iron-Boy is a good Spider-Man. People are just doing what Disney is telling them to do, that is all.

Quality > Quantity
That's why Spider-Verse will always be better.

Yea Forums is always wrong. Always.

> Expecting any sort of maturity on Yea Forums
Hilarious, my dude.

jesus christ, there's already been 40 movies at $1 B+ ?

>Another soulless super hero movie makes tons of money.
"DUDE THIS AUTOMATICALLY MAKES THE MOVIE A MASTERPIECE LIKE AQUAMAN, MINIONS AND THE TRANSFORMER MOVIES RIGHT GUYS?"

>Disney

this is Sony though, and it's a very good deal for them because Holland turned out to be very profitable and when this movie hits a billion it would make it the second Sony movie in history to ever hit a billion

You're going to die seeing Holland as Spider Man, cuck

*AHEM* Fuck FFH and fuck Homecoming.

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>this is Sony though
It's not, it's Sony allowing Disney to make Spider-Man, Spider-Verse is Sony.
>You're going to die seeing Holland as Spider Man
>implying I watch MCU
Kek

Why the fuck to people still pay for this crap? Are normalfags mentally ill?

Who’s this guy?

he looks non white

Making a billion is NOT special. Ticket prices have skyrocketed and continue to go up and up. It's far too easy for movies to make a billion which is why shit like Live Action Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton made a billion and why shit like Captain Marvel made a billion.

no, they know what's good

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so what you're saying is that every movie flops if it doesn't make a billion? get out of here you retard

Disney is too big to fail at this point. Their business model privileges the lowest common denominator to put people in seats (awful paced gotcha star wars, cluster-fuck crossover capeshit, realistic soulless remakes) and they have yet to be punished for it.
This is what all your favorite characters are subjected to; bastardization, flanderization, and just pants on head drivel. Get used to it, because you created it.

>they know what's good

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people are already getting sick of Superman and Batman reboots. You don't Spidey fatigue.

Could someone explain the appeal of this super hero? I hate the romance relationSHIT melodrama? I hate how "Oh look Spiderman is a loser JUST LIKE YOU! He's so relatable you beta loser YOU" or how about "Okay now in this story Spiderman is going to endure something REAL EXTRA SUPER SAD because he's not allowed to be content in life" This is probably the only super hero who I don't feel is a super hero. He's a soap opera in costume. Notice how no one brings up how great his villains are except maybe Venom who got the honor of having a movie about himself? No one who likes Spiderman likes the actual super hero aspect of the character. And it's shit like that why I also dropped Young Justice by Greg Weisman, I hated the teenage melodrama soap opera shit. And it's also why I always hate Spiderman. Trash fire garbage that isn't about actual heroes versus villains.

>cluster-fuck crossover capeshit

it's been easy to follow you retard

NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING SPIDER BROS

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>but somehow studios are suffering and we should care

>Yea Forumsmblr is one person
I laugh every time.

We may as well make a live action Spiderman Unlimited movie? You know Spiderman versus animal anthros. We already have the tech thanks to Rocket Raccoon existing. Now apply that to Spiderman Unlimited in a film. Since Spiderman cannot fail, neither will this.

>Could someone explain the appeal of this super hero?
Love tights.
Hate crime.
Hate evil.
Simple as.

Spider-Verse is animated so shit eating normies automatically think it's garbage for children. And on top of that NOT having generic Disney/Dreamworks designs and animation? Normies are even less likely to pay for that.

there are so many plotholes and just dumb decisions that have to happen for purposes of crossover that it is a clusterfuck. It's not a good sign when even your normie audience asks "why wasn't x there during y?" or "why didn't they just have x do y?"

it's because he was created specifically for virgins to self insert as him, that's why most spiderfags are autismos who get mad when something goes well in Parker's life

Certainly explains some things like Spiderman's popularity in Japan.

MCU is good stuff. Sorry.

cringe

calm down you sperglord it's just a movie

>40th
Wow that really illustrates how meaningless it is

eh, MCU is dying of cancer anyway

These movies have so much special effects, they're more animated than real at this point.

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Spider-Man in the MCU is the best thing to happen since Iron Man 1. Controversial I know, but if Yea Forums viewed this version of Spider-Man like the Ultimate comics which the MCU is based on rather than some grandiose, thematic, art house film about Peter Parker the 'spiderman.' It's exciting to see Spider-Man getting good media again.

OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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is understandable
people love Tony and about SpiderMCU... it's only Miles but white

Okay, I don’t really care, I just hope we get a decent symbiote suit eventually

He’s to lovable to be Miles

>Controversial I know

lmao, there's nothing controversial about it, the ones who hate him are in the minority, that's what I learned where people cheered when he came back in Endgame

good point, it's very cute(nohomo)

>MCU spidey iron boy being based on ultimate
>best thing for the mcu since Iron-Man 1
>adds niggerish pseudo philosophical take

This is why we hate MCU stans. You do not read comics or fully understand the character. MCU spidey is nothing like ultimate. MJ isn't black. Flash is not some femboy pajeet. Ned is irrelevant. Aunt May being a milf is so damn stupid, she may as well be an entirely new character.

These Spider-Man films will age worse than the milk left out in the sun for days. No one will care or remember them. They only appease Amerimutt normie fags that lack any attention span.

>not muh

hahahaha get fucked faggot, no one gives a shit

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I like MCU Spidey. A hero fanboy teen that gets to experience the greater hero world and be apart of events. He’s just like me. A great character to relate to and project on.

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>These Spider-Man films will age worse than the milk left out in the sun for days.

No, they won’t. They’re MCU movies and people watch them like TV episodes. MCU movies will always be watched, even Thor 1 and Hulk.

Also, they’re pretty good. I enjoy them.

Also , please keep in mind that there’s so much limit they can do in a movie, and in that limit, I think they excel.

>MCU spidey is nothing like ultimate
The whole point of Ultimate was to make a modernized take of young Spidey on current times. Thing is, it was made almost 20 years ago and a 1 on 1 adaptation would be as out of touch with current youth as the original comics.

>Couldn't even bother to give us the real Samuel L. Jackson until the last few seconds AFTER the end of the credits even though he was heavily advertised
How can people defend this?

Bullshit. These films are not even rewatched by their own fans. The post credit scenes are proof that these formulaic films rely on sequel and title bait.

in 2002 there was only 1 film past the 1 billion mark
now there are 40
so why does it still matter?

I saw Infinity War 7 times

How many times did you watch Spiderverse, user? :(

Are you implying I give a shit?
>Inb4 SEETHING/KEK etc.
No, I just don't care for any movies coming out. I have decades of older stuff to watch that's far more entertaining. Such as Some Like It Hot

didn't see it because I don't like negro man

the simple answer is it's a big world. Also most normies dont care.

>Flash is not some femboy pajeet
You're right, he isn't. The actor is italian.

>Aunt May being a milf is so damn stupid, she may as well be an entirely new character
That new character being Peter's girlfriend

Box office has been operating for a long time man, some of those estimates could have been adjusted for inflation

SEETHING

No, it's not Sony. MCU is the only reason this wasn't a dumpster fire like the ASM. I'm still surprised Spiderverse turned out as well as it did.

Cope, faggot

We lost, Spider-Bros

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I'm the Infinity War user, I saw it twice

spider verse turned out competent because it had passionate people behind it and Sony was kind enough to let the creatives take control
When the movies turned out bad It's because Sony (execs) tamper with it, like Spider Man 3 or both ASM movies or Ghostbusters or The Emoji Movie

Good god it's like one of those anime legal lolis, but a shota

He is cute (some homo) though I don’t know why people are bitching, this gives peter more leeway and at least guarantees that Miles won’t be the spiderman for a while.