ITT: Filename thread
ITT: Filename thread
Brody Thompson
Angel Adams
Benjamin Bell
Chase Lee
Anthony Diaz
Elijah Lee
Ian Williams
Aiden Green
Blake Butler
Levi Rogers
Hunter Taylor
Jason Parker
Andrew White
They just threw their hands up and said "Hawkman is literally everybody".
....In fact, that is how it's going to end, isn't it? It's going to turn out that all the people he killed were also him. That everybody who ever lived, every hero, every villain, every victim, god, demon, monster, saint, man, woman, child, animal - they were all Hawkman.
Like in that one story.
What's that called again?
Oh yeah. "The Egg". You know. Like what birds hatch from.
HYPERCRISIS!
Camden Allen
hawkpill me
Parker Bennett
Jonathan Robinson
Wait, what if mutants actually had a bunch of fans as in fangirls of the cute guys but Jean Grey just made them hate mutants because she's a cunt? Or just turned them all lesbian.
Asher Scott
What if Professor X or someone else purposefully made it so that humans hate mutants? Was that his entire plan?
Brayden Thompson
Asher Parker
oh, ok, this one is good.
Charles Gutierrez
Jaxson Butler
DON'T DO IT
Juan Peterson
I'm convinced that's the real truth of the series. It's just impossible otherwise to reconcile the hatred towards the X-Men with the adoration they received from the public well into the late 70s (which, in Marvel time, was less than 5 years ago).
William Jones
Angel Collins
Oliver Ross
I am Alpharius.
Adrian Hughes
Camden Fisher
Evan Williams
I am Omegon.... I mean it, I did a test and everything.
Hudson Long
Raimi, touve done it again!
obviously a coincidence
Logan Morales
William Russell
Why are Yea Forums filename threads so shit?
Asher Peterson
Camden Gonzalez
I don't know but we'll never get better if we don't keep trying.
Mason Bailey
>seething
Lucas Peterson
Brayden Brown
What's this referencing? Avatar?
Gavin Lopez
Ayden Gray
Dylan Morgan
Sebastian James
Samuel Wilson
I blame shit like and To be fair, I'm not much better
Kayden Allen
Aaron Turner
Carter Edwards
Lincoln Barnes
Watched cartoons is like the most low effort hobby someone could have, so it's no surprise they aren't witty or creative.
Benjamin Perry
Sebastian Martin
The irony is that everyone I've ever met who has had to clean a public restroom has told me that the exact opposite happens.
Both men and women have told me this.
Lucas King
Come up with the filename
Ryder Parker
James Gray
Lackadaisy
Oliver Gomez
Lucas Cox
The scroll still works!
Jason Bennett
This. Once upon a time I had a retail job, and let me tell you, women are far more disgusting in public restrooms for whatever reason. I guess it's because they don't give a shit
Leo Edwards
Dororo
Jeremiah Evans
I've seen mental blood splatters on toilet seat covers that aren't even the horseshoe type
Kevin Hernandez
Jack Bennett
Jaxson Bennett
>The_tick.jpg
Kevin Young
>Not posting the superior version
Juan Hughes
Tyler Bailey
Scott Pilgrim might be a piece of shit, but Gideon is very much not a good guy.
Ethan Martinez
Brilliant suspense, 10/10
Cameron Young
Josiah James
No pal
Caleb Lewis
Yeah that was just two pieces of shit fighting over a girl with bad taste in men (and one woman). The movie made him a little better I guess?
Wyatt Thompson
10/10
Jeremiah Stewart
Benjamin Lee
Jason Taylor
Julian Campbell
big kek from me. thank you
Colton Ramirez
Okay, that webm was kinda cute though, not gonna lie.
Ayden Jenkins
Brandon Adams
Lincoln Johnson
Henry Mitchell
Camden Howard
box office thread.jpg
Jordan Brooks
I'm assuming this is because it's based on a comic book.
Leo Cruz
Cooper Johnson
it's a nice mustache
Hunter Torres
Julian Hernandez
>mental blood splatters
Julian Howard
Cooper Smith
Jeremiah Sanders
Sounds like the name of a Punk band, or maybe thrash.
Jonathan Walker
Julian Long
Hot
Adam Jenkins
A bunch of these are from /tg/ filename threads, which have been terrible for years. People post fucking reaction image replies nowadays.
Jaxson Richardson
Jason Brooks
Brandon Miller
wouldn't gold be kinda worthless at that point?
Jordan Ross
Not really, if Ronnie is the only supplier. He'd be too sad to make more, because it's a cruel reminder of the nuggets he can never eat
Hudson Ward
Bentley Ramirez
not Yea Forums
Adrian Lewis
Is it just his hands or if it touches any part of him? If it's the latter, he can just pay people to feed him nuggets. Of course that's thinking to hard about the joke and you could also make the point that Ronny is so pathetic he'd never be able to stand that either.
Julian Edwards
Midas couldn't eat because his tongue counted as touching the food.
Gavin Howard
Gold has uses besides being something crazy people hoard instead of money.
Ryan Martinez
I work in banquette halls and being the only dude working I had all the gross and hard labor. Why the fuck do I have to break apart shits too big for the toilet at least once a month from the women's room? Dudes don't have that issue of shits not going down.
Ian Wilson
No, as long as he's the sole supplier he can restrict the supply as it pleases him. See also: Diamonds. Diamonds are so common as to be almost totally worthless but the supply is artificially restricted by the suppliers.
Tyler Cox
Henry Ross
It's not only that, but jewelry grade diamonds are actually hard to come buy. They have to be the right size in order to be properly cut, and when that happens you waste A LOT of the original diamond. Those scraps then get sold for industrial purposes. Gold and silver's value is more from electrical components than it is jewelry given that they're highly conductive
Jordan Smith
hell, that's pretty good
Justin Kelly
Xavier Cox
Connor Diaz
Dominic Moore
I actually really love Brie Larson and I think she's really cute and hot but her feet are absolutely disgusting.
That is, until she finally fixed her feet.
Nolan Davis
I actually prefer flat asses, desu, but the Brie Larson filenames are just too good to ignore.
Jaxson Richardson
Jackson Myers
Thomas Robinson
Jackson Nelson
Josiah Nelson
Brody Rivera
Is the guy on the left Meatwad or Frylock?
Easton Wood
i can't believe a fucking drawing has actually made me feel nauseous. I would be impressed if i wasn't so disgusted right now.
Blake Jenkins
This, Gideon literally built himself a mind-control harem. Scott is selfish, but Gideon is a sociopath.
James Brooks
Jaxson Walker
This
I cannot tell you how true this, I've had to clean up some literal shit pants someone left in the bathroom
Samuel Kelly
Average Feminist
Aiden Sanders
WTF!!!! GOT SHOOK
Hunter Barnes
kek
Andrew Gray
Nicholas Jones
Xavier White
Jack Russell
Austin Edwards
Ethan Murphy
Jack Perez
Jonathan Anderson
Nolan Gutierrez
Aaron Powell
Lincoln Perez
Jacob King
John Turner
Jaxson Roberts
Ethan Anderson
Carter Butler
Charles Russell
Kevin Miller
Lucas Adams
Anthony Smith
Nathaniel Perry
Connor Thompson
Oliver Hernandez
This is heartbreaking
Noah Butler
Cooper Ramirez
Benjamin Sanchez
Maybe the most unfunny filename thread I have ever witnessed
Liam Rogers
Cameron Baker
Alexander Powell
Hudson Clark
Jason Thomas
Camden Garcia
Lucas Gonzalez
Anthony Bennett
Angel Taylor
William Adams
Jace Cruz
Aaron Diaz
Why didnt time tell me I was person of the year?
Matthew Gonzalez
Gavin Hughes
Jeremiah Lee
Easton Edwards
Justin Jones
Nathan Green
shhh
Connor Murphy
Tips to make your filename funny:
1. Don't actually describe the picture you numbnuts.
2. Keep it short unless absolutely necessary.
3. Don't be redundant. Like here we see ass, we don't need ass in the filename. "Captain Marvel Nude Scene.jpg" would have been better. Or even just "Captain Marvel.jpg", since we all understand that implication that she has no ass.
4. Bad puns are cheap and effective. Use them liberally. are some class acts follow their example.
5. Don't be this guy . He knows what he did.
Owen Cooper
Joseph Gray
>things mighty mouse likes
Isaiah Cox
Nathan Hall
Samuel Reed
Scroll of detect janitor. 100% of the time, it works every time.
Gabriel Lopez
Lucas Price
moderate chuckle
Levi Martin
Adrian Gutierrez
Easton Powell
Asher Martin
I don't get it.
Jack Diaz
It's a completely normal Yea Forums filename thread.
Colton Ramirez
Mason Cruz
Alternatively
Summer Camp Island Initial Reaction on Yea Forums
Kevin Moore
Benjamin Bennett
Source
Aiden King
Las Kassos, French satirical cartoon, don't know the episode
Josiah Lopez
Good to finally know what this show is called, I keep seeing it everywhere
Lincoln Mitchell
It's a British colloquial adjective. 'Mental'.
Ohhh you bastard.
No, that's glass.
Jackson Perry
Reminder that this abomination depicts Tony and Steve
David Walker
holy shit a moderately good one
moderately
Adam Rivera
nice
Cameron Evans
improvement
William Thomas
I don't get it
Jonathan Sanchez
Charles Jones
Grayson Roberts
Aaron Cooper
Michael Gonzalez
Kayden Diaz
kek'd and checked
Jordan Russell
sensiblechuckle.gif
Lucas Cooper
Ian Nelson
Jace Edwards
Alexander Martin
>you hear about video games?
Andrew Cook
Nathaniel Cox
wow that animation is so fluid