Valkyrie - Jane Foster #1 storytime

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It must suck being Marvel's janitor.

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Forsooth

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Can nu-Marvel stop giving their female heroes weak-ass enemies

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Thanks, I hate it.

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Nice.

Yes! This is what the people want: more Jane Foster!

Unexpected but i'll take it

Vanilla Ice is the big bad

this is an easy win for Jane

Marvel have wasted my good will. Hope this shit bombs.

I love you Ewing, but I couldn't even manage to the end of this. The Aaron-taint is too much for me.

Thanks for the story time user.

See I can get behind this and not the Thor crap. How did she get the new job?

Aaron killed off every Valkyrie other than Dani

Noooo not aragorn

Fuck, she actually looks good. I love valkyries.

So, how long will Heimdall actually stay dead?

Why are you being such a dick? Aaron's Thor stuff is great

>Valhalla is a literal place you can visit
It's almost like being dead means nothing in Marvel comics

Issue 3 already looks to be resolving that based on solicits.

That’s always been a thing, both actually

This was okay. The random 'hurks' was a bit annoying, but it makes sense now.

>being a casual

Dropping by the local equivalent of heaven for a visit is pretty fucking common for gods in all mythologies.

>is a literal place you can visit
Yes, it is.

>"Marvel is better now!", they said
Never trust a marvelcuck.

Thanks I think I'll pick up later today.

No, you won't.

I think I will too. Jane Thor was utter garbage, but this is starting out alright

Yeah, i will

No you won't, and no one else on Yea Forums will either.

I will buy five copies just to spite you.

How new?

And guess what user, the myths from the norse mythology are literal individuals too. How crazy.

No, you won't.
But if you did, that would bring the total number of sales up to 5.

I'll take this as proof that Jane was faking her Asgardian accent and diction the entire time she was Thorring it up.

It was fine, does anyone know if Aaron or Ewing is gonna be the one properly taking over the book? Cuz if it's Aaron I'll just drop it ahead of time.

Uh, should this count as one of those Storytime of Pain things?

No, no.
That’s just comics in general. Nobody has the balls to pull a Books of Magic anymore and depict death as the final curtain beyond all things, and frankly the Eldest Sister herself was very lenient about loopholes and second chances relatively speaking.

Oh Bullseye, never change...

That last guy is going to get franked?

how fitting, i'll give tem a pass for that

>Can nu-Marvel stop giving their female heroes weak-ass enemies
They still need them to win

And then Dani lost her Valkyrie powers because...reasons. Wasn’t explained, she just lost them because Jane must be the last Valkyrie

That was not as bad as i tought i even quite like it.

Movie synergy.

Wait didn't Jane die of cancer?

Jane is now Valkyrie?

But the movie implies Jane Thor

Someone tell me if I should read this or not, I don't want to hurt myself.

Is War of Realms worth reading? Did anything interesting even happen?

No

And not just Valkyrie, she’s the Valkyrie. Aaron killed off every Valkyrie to give her this position. You know, just a thought but maybe people would be more receptive of Jane Foster in these roles if Aaron would stop throwing other characters under the bus for her to take their roles

What was reaction to Brunhilde's death?

Damage Control was mentioned. Maybe Ewing should write that instead.

Probably something along the lines of "fucking Aaron he's a hack"

We could also just revive them and make this a team book

Yes, but this way you can have both Valkyrie and Whor at the same time!

>Intruder!
I like this guy already.

I thought Bulleye is fucking paralyzed now? Isnt he? The only thing that nigga could move was his eyes and then he got fucking blinded by Daredevil

Why is he better now?

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Did she swing upwards? Isn't she about to hit herself on the ass?

Hey now people who work in the morgue do some very important and unappreciated jobs

Absolutely not

Bullseye pls hurt her bad

Who told you that? Most is still rubbish, just afew books are good.

No, there's nothing that bad in it.

It’s comics. He got better. Not sure when it happened but he’s been back in action for at least a year now and antagonized Old Man Logan in his book a bit back

just read elektra vol 3, the hand revives him with a magic bath. that might be the one?

unexpected Bullseye has become a meme

So they just remove Heimdall from Thor's book just like that lmao
Who's going to be the doorman now?
Wewe know that by issue 3 Jane has a horse of her own and that she is dropping a "dead" friend in the dead multiverse or wtv instead of Valhalla, so unless Ewing is writing Thor they should have no business killing named characters like this.

Hell she could have been a duo with Dani but they just had her lose her powers for no apparent reason. You know your plot is forced when other books have to fall in line just for it to happen

Reminder that Jane's weapon can turn into whatever form she desires.
Don't be surprised when she mimics Mjolnir because of muh MCU synergy.

What's it like having such catastrophically shit taste?

Some of his executions were kino. If he's an sjw he deserves the hate tho. But you could hate him better.

I don't give a shit if he's an SJW, I give a shit that he's a shitty writer and has been a plague on Thor for years. At this point I'd rather have Fraction back.

I can't help but laugh at how the MCU's Phase 4 announcements make this instantly dated

Eh he's going down next issue, this has the same build-up as her previous run.

>MCU
get out

Bullseye coming out of nowhere to cause an established unkillable character to Job somehow remains great every time it's done.

Not like this book will last until the movie comes out and if it does, I’m sure they’ll do some plot where Jane has to wield the hammer one more time as synergy material

She can morph her weapon, besides that thing was a hammer to begin with.

But he's mostly great. You have shit taste.

In the movies she is not a doctor.

Bullseye wielding Dragonfang is a fantastic enemy.

Only normies think Bullseye is lame.

I'd be more disappointed if it was someone lame like Purple Man or Phil Urich Hobgoblin.

How’d she get it?