I liked the old Makeup thread, let's have another

Why not make an actual edit thread? These makeup ones are such low effort.

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Alright, I'm game..
Edit away please draw-friend.

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Because nobody wants that shit, fag.

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>freckles
Get that shit away

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Autism

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Eh, I like the thicker lashes, but the lips and makeup are a bit much.

>hating on freckles
The only shit here is your taste, fag.

Don't call me a fag when you fuckers will fuck anything with lashes.

Hot smoke, hated choke

If Peridot actually looked like that, she wouldn't be my least favorite CG.

>tfw the babysitting cream game will never be finished

lewd

nice

time to marathon makeup tutorials

Requesting demencia

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layer fuckup

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Mnngnggghgggh she looks so beautiful and hot

This thread feels eerily close to that one where images of other characters were being turned into
>shadman
edits

Steven is zero effort

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This one is my favorite.

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Oh. like slappin two circles over every girl and calling it a boob edit?

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what she lookin at

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all the female characters on SU look much better with eyelashes
I guess those extra few lines weren't in the budget

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Do your worst, fuckers

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What a major difference a few lines can make

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this is cute, CUTE!

That it can

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indeed
oglaf.com/bonestructure/

Fake freckles are pretty bad. Lapis with natural freckles though, that would be hot

This looks so correct that I'm not even sure if it's an edit. Did Sardonyx not have eyelashes originally?

any requests?

seriously is it just like natural human compulsion to find this shit adorable, or are we all capitalist pig dogs brainwashed by the makeup industry?

cultural conditioning

Holy shit this makes it so much better, what the fuck

It looks nice, but it kind of ruins the point by giving them more human-like gender identifiers.

Eyelashes?

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Reminder that she ate two people and possibly more.

yeah its almost like they're only appealing when off model, so she's not really the best gem in canon but rather only in fanart.

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A perfect gem doesn't need edits for eyelashes

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This, the entire point of these threads are to just add a subtle touch of femininity to make the design more appealing. This is about as subtle as a brick to the face.

I wanted the blushing as well.
I already have that edit

Anyone got a link to the previous make-up thread?

Nah, there's plenty of attractive gems in the show. Garnet, Amethyst, Lapis, all the Amethysts and Jaspers from the Zoo, Jasper herself.

>this thread
>eyelashes makes all calarts characters 200% better

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>this thread
>oh shit I'm sorry

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Lord forgive me

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You got to spoiler that shit! Dear God!

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Could anyone give Goliath some DSL?

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Beautiful.

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this one please

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You can't just add eyelashes and call it a day, user

Hey, as long as it works

Long eyelashes are a neonatal feature and humans have been selecting for that since we stopped chasing our food for a living

m'dick

I disagree

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Night and fucking day

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JR what the hell are you doing?

You gonna share that with the class, maricon?

I WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING WITH CONNIE

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>That's good, because she would have stabbed you
>Oh here's her boyfriend now

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Steven looks like the bastard child of Vincent and Stephen
>We just want to know stayvun why did you kill pearl?

Is this Shadman?

I like makeup but you need to be wise about what kinds of makeup you use and for whom. Peridot for example probably shouldn't have any

do Ben

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Here you go

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>Not the shadman comic

thats Hank Venture

I know right? Surprised nobody has put it up yet

Wasn't there an edit of Omniverse that gave Ben some DSL?

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>this thread in a nutshell

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that lipstick makes her look like shit

she actually looks super cute what the fuck

The lashes on gems is a good thing to add on them and all, but i feel like we can have different lash styles for the type of gems that they are. Just throwing that out there.

these please

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Post a better pic/screenshot and I might try
Not bad

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>kpop threads

but the original context for that expression wasn't meant to be sexface

just wondering, reply to this post if you speak spanish

Yes?

'sup

>geez, man you could of just paid me to do this instead of kidnapping me

wtf, they are all cute.

I am legitimately amazed how big an improvement this is.

Another, also fuck Loud House fags

Dunno what that has to do with anything, but that show kinda blows.

They're already considered to be females in all but name, might as well give them some eyelashes if they're not even going to bother committing to the genderless thing.

Amazing

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Wow
This thread takes me back to the ol' ganguro threads on /d/
Time flies doesn't it Yea Forums?

Based

No

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Projared is that you?!?

EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

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Work with this

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Imagine a Sailor Moon style transformation sequence with lipstick, foundation and blush.

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That's what non-binary female means. They don't need the typical codifying traits which is why the eyelashes aren't a part of the character design for the most part.

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are yellow and white diamond the only su characters with eyelashes?

the context wasn't changed just because she has some eyeshadow, user

Here's a (You) just because you think people give a shit about some retarded 'non-binary' designation so much when 'tomboy' has worked just fine until this backwards as fuck age.

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Long eyelashes are a male trait

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All of you seem to think just adding eyelashes to a character is giving them makeup. Turn one of them into Jeffree Star you cowards.

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WoWo please

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Tomboy is a completely different thing you dumb frog-poster. This is a big boy conversation, go play with the dog's shit while we make your dinner for you. It's your favorite - tendies! Say thank you.

First time I'm hearing this.

It's actual biology. Men on average have longer eyelashes than women, probably for the same reasons they have longer and thicker hair everywhere else. But women ended up as the ones that put a bunch of effort into making their eyelashes look longer because humans got the whole "male animals are supposed to be the flashy ones" thing confused at some point

>He doesnt know
Keep it that way

Would date, and give tummy rubs.

Eh, fuck it. Requesting

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Huh. The more you know!

Wait, what is this?

I just downloaded this just for you handsome male specimen.

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Yes it does.
>Cue to existencial crisis

saying that like it's a bad thing

an edit thread?

AKUUUUUUUU!

Oh.

fuckin' right

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What have you done to my Peri? My wife is not a slut!

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>This is a big boy conversation
It's an idiot zoomer conversation

You're disgusting.

OH MY THESE BAGS OF DONUTS ARE SO BIG AND HEAVY!
I'LL BE TAKING THOSE DONUTS MA'AM
HALP HALP, WHY ARE YOU HERE TO RESCUE LIL' OL ME?

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KARA BOGA

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Look I was just gonna add a bit of eyeliner then one thing lead to another and... I'm sorry.

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Cutie

There are a lot of tumblr faggots on this board tonight

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Now this... this is a thread to make

Something something God stays in heaven

cute stuff

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And?

Nice one.

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It's a pretty accurate likeness. Good work user!

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Use your imagination i guess lmao

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>without eyelashes
>meh design
>with eyelashes
>SUDDENLY CUTE AS FUCK!
WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC!?

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HNNNG my heart. This is too cute. TOO CUTE!

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The only off-color that's actually beautiful in her twisted form

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Ooh that's nice

>TFW can't pin where to follow Avalonx ever since tumblr died

SHOW ME THE WAY Yea Forums PLEASE
WHERE HAS HE GONE?

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Weird, it doesn't really do anything for her.

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Even Ruby is suddenly cute

You would know all about that wouldn't you user.

I think it has more to do with the character design than anything else.

Reggie isn't really supposed to be the prettiest girl in the perfume department.

The blush is too much

But why is she naked?

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>What is this black magic
Eyeliner

Gem makeup tiers

God tier
- Ruby eyelashes
- Sardonyx eyelashes
- Every gem getting eyelashes when possessed by White Diamond

High tier
- 80s Pearl eyeshadow
- Famethyst eyelashes
- Amethyst eyeshadow

Mid tier
- Off-colors eyelashes
- Lapis eyelashes

Low tier
- Pearl eyelashes unless they're done exactly right like - Any gem I can think of having blush
- Peridot eyelashes

Shit tier
- Lapis fake freckles
- Peridot lipstick

The freckles only sucked because they weren't blue, if they were they'd be God tier

No they would also need to look natural instead of huge regularly spaced e-girl freckles

goddamn, thats perfect

.

Do you not take your clothes off when you clean yourself

C'mon, Yea Forums. Make her pretty and appealing.

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Any editors in the house wanna take a crack at this?

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>low tier
>Peridot eyelashes

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She can't pull off makeup, works for some but not her

Wish Ava made a Armrest version of this comic

the eye lashes are an absolute improvement though. anything else on her is to much.

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Peridot is an autistic engineer. Makeup doesn't work for her

you do realize people have eyelashes and they aren't a product of makeup right anons?

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I'm not denying that she looks cuter/sexier there but she doesn't look RIGHT. It just doesn't fit

If it was just the show's version of a natural eyelash which is a single straight line when their eyelids move it'd be fine, but we're talking about this

no one in the show is drawn with eyelashes though, at least not normally.looks more realistic than a complete lack of eyelashes

See

Anyone notice the resemblance of these two?
Uncanny, huh?

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eyelashes dont look like that irl user.

That's very much what natural eyelashes look like at a distance

people have more than one eyelash though,and this shotis much closer up, so it would make sense to have the eyelashes be more noticable. instead of there being a single line or whatever.

It's a cartoon

another note this shotpearl should visually have eyelashes here, but doesnt. characters aren't usually drawn with them here, but realistically they should be much more noticeable.

Still need products to make em pop bruda

not really, you can easily see someones eyelashes when your standing near them.

This is way too cute. Jesus. Its such a massive improvement.

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Here's one straight from the show itself.
Heh, "straight", from "this show", hah, getit? *HONK* *HONK*

You say that but, before that character became a downgraded memetic buttmonkey of stevie's mineral harem, like in OP's pic, that part where it says "...Fire.", that brief version of peridot could pull it off proper. You're basing that on the character's personality, right? You couldn't see any ruby but the one called "navy" pull it off either, right?

Now where did I see a piece of media which had a civilization of humanoids that followed that narrative with all the females being bald, mostly black eyes and I think had a slight tanned skintone wearing thin robe while the males looked like he-man with long wavy hair and multiple eye colors as well as multiple skin tone shades and diverse facial traits while their women all looked like clones, even their queen was just taller and had a white robe with ornaments.
I can only recall that much, feels as if I dreamed it, most strange.

But then, it would become a freaking shatman edit.

You should be more careful and responsible with your super make-up editing wizard powers, user.

>implying
Regoblin sucogre probably vetoed the idea as it would make them look more feminine and that would've been problematic for when they tried to pass the gems off as "they're not female, they're non-numeric" despite the show using the term "matriarch" when describing the gem caste system.

This isn't up shatman's alley, shatman is interested in shotas, futas, twinks and controversial e-celebs.

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bitch

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Nice

>gender identifiers
men have eyelashes too.

nice edit and all but Lapis doesnt look good with freckles

I tried

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I thought you where required to posses the appropriate gem type in order to enter their private rooms, or are diamonds supposed to be master keys and override the gem-door lock system?

>alien gem unown rune cursing
What if they fused, then polished both their gems simultaneously? Now that's kinky.
>be garnet
>hold polisher between the crotch with both hands in a fappy fashion
>"I am the alpha and the omega. I can see past, present and future"

>fake freckles
>no cupid's bow
user, i'm sorry, but it's shit.

I have this one of Ginger I did as a side project back a while ago.

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Daily reminder that this is an actual piece made by Rebecca.

It is perfection.

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WHERE DO I GET THIS AS A REAL WOMAN

And you succeeded, not him but you actually made that garish style work somewhat

scotland

You just know that Rose is a demon in the sack.

Not a fan of the freckles, but they look better in blue than brown at least.

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LAPIS FLAPIS!
youtube.com/watch?v=cpWlh1B6RIQ

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I only really added them to fuck with people

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Those freckles look good imo

real or edit?

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>Superwhore Star
>With fucking gigantic DSL lips

I feel you with a cosmic purity.

This is Reggie in full fem mode

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Holy shit that's the spice.

Real and way hotter than it should be

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episode?

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This shouldn't be anymore hotter than any right it has to be.

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Pizza Thing

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Rocking the Goku cut

>tfw no bimbo Star in a fuzzy blue coat
Fuck

god i wish women looked at me like this

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I gave it a try.

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This guy gets it. Slapping on ugly, off-color makeup freckles onto girls is a recipe of disaster, but natural freckles are hot.

Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch

Sardonyx eyelashes is elder god tier because they look so good and right that canon Sardonyx looks wrong to me now

make Connie nice and glamorous please(in particular give her some nice plump and shiny lips, and maybe some jewelry too)

feel free to give her some curves too if you want, and if you're truly woke turn Steven into a similarly glamorous Nora as well

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This is hilarious for some reason

bampu

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Could someone edit Sasha on this one, please?

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Hi Rich! I'm on Yea Forums and so are you

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why do they look like fucking goblins, jesus fuck, why is it so hard to stay just a little on model?

Oh that's perfect, TOO BAD YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND HER THO

A little variable lineweight and this could fit in Ed, Edd, n Eddy

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>Star in bulky fur coat with huge fucking lips, bedroom whore eyes, and high high heels

I didn't think that'd send me from floppy to pulsating steel in 10 seconds but here we are

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what is avalonx doing nowadays anyway?

>no batshit insane woman using my blood as her lipstick gn

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>Ed, Edd, n Eddy
>mentioned in an edit thread
You know what that means.

>he likes dots on face that look like sun damage
loleling at your life

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Whoever did this to the poor doogo needs to be murdercided

Too much lipstick

I learned something today

girl steven?

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Something just feels off.

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Thanks bro, I love it!

not sad enough

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I kinda figure Nora would have hair a bit closer to Rose's, also she'd look a bit closer to her real age than Steven does

CUTE AND SEXY. FRECKLES ARE THE BEST.

BD's eyes are upside down. Just rotate them and you get:

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The upside down eyes are sexy but the regular ones fit the character more

Is it necessary to point out how strange this is? I'm really not coming from a place of hate here, I'm just hoping everyone remembers to try and be stable and avoid sexual repression. You're doing great, guys!

I can't tell if you're talking about the makeup edits or the original show never having makeup

Makeup edits as a general thread and a hobby, tou really are getting into stuff for six year old girls, and some of you guys have a fantastically immature idea of what is good makeup. That being said though yes I agree Sugar has a pointless aversion to even natural femininity, and she deliberately included it in the show

I don't want to drag the cat out of the bag, yet again. But it is a common thing that a lot of people like, whether out of curiosity-- or finding a character with more defining features appealing.

I would say expressing what they like through edits is the opposite of repression

That's pretty cool.

I believe the implication is that sexual repression is what led to the fixation on relatively minor secondary sexual characteristics which aren't even attributed to the right sex

She cute.

This, basically. No hard feelings

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im a girl and i grew up with pretty magical girls and steven universe is a pretty show so i dont get why wanting the girls to be feminine and pretty is weird or sexual. you can easily tell when its getting shadbase territory but a lot of these edits are simple and innocent in nature. maybe its weird for adults to do this but desu i give my friends digital makeovers all the time, its fun.

And what is "the point"?

It's more that I don't trust the 15+ year old dudes who post here not to grow from putting makeup on cartoons to putting makeup on themselves

Well, maybe not that, but past a certain age its a bit strange for guys to be learning makeup to turn the tv prettier

For girls like Rebecca Sugar who don't wear makeup to pretend cosmetics are arbitrary and irrelevant

im still not seeing the connection between (supposed) teenage boy drawing eyelashes on girls to make them cuter and sexual repression. if anything its expression. what, do you think every man who has drawn a pin-up girl secretly wishes to be that girl? no, the girl is the object of his affections, and every tiny detail he makes of a piece of art depicting her is an attempt to express those feelings.

She isn't wrong tho

>he didnt learn how to draw all because of one character he liked and then gave him upgrades to look cooler

Past a certain age I said

people dont have to wear mascara to have eyelashes

No, i meam the makeup is specifically remedial stuff that most girls figure out from ages 8-12, and because its usually not on a guy's radar, threads like this have guys learning female adolescent self-care at adult ages via the medium of edits to a show about animated jewelry. Creates a funny effect, don't you think?

Where's the thread where we draw chesthair and stubble on males?

meanwhile, normies have been going crazy with snapchat filters and posting captain america as a girl and thor with with a flower crown. but this little hobby is different because you might have to "learn" something (which, protip: sometimes adds to the fun)
im just getting the impression that you think its weird because you dont want people, and in your mind, men, feminizing the gems and deliberately trying to make them "pretty". but whats wrong with that?

Anything can be made to sound weird if you describe it like that. Freckles (as long as they're not mistakenly drawn like some sort of disease) are cute.

3 days later, and this thread is still alive

how

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I actually prefer the original. She's meant to look like a homage to Reiji Matsumoto's style after all, with the droopy eyes.

Im not that against it, its just recoloring screenshots of tv to look prettier. The Yea Forums breast edit threads are also cringe. Snapchat makeup filters too.
But honestly i think the silliest part is half pf you have terrible gaudy ideas of what makeup is, and it reminds me.of the other men who attempt makeup at an advanced age

Do you really think there's something wrong with me for finding it off putting for audience members to edit makeup onto cartoons?

Why are there so many women / gay men on Yea Forums?
I refuse to believe straight males are who keep filling up these makeup drawing threads.

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We're dolling up or even sluttifying the female characters and then fawning over how cute or sexy they are. Seems pretty straight to me.

Men arent attracted to dolls, nor do they apply makeup to their own partners and dominatrices

You're right. These aren't dolls but fictional female characters. The artists of these threads add more femininity to these characters and then we jerk off to it. Get it now or do you have more autism you want to spew?

>We're dolling up or even sluttifying the female characters and then fawning over how cute or sexy they are. Seems pretty straight to me.
That isn't straight at all and I have a hard time understand how you tricked yourself into thinking it was.

It's because I'm a straight male making characters that I want to fuck even more fuckable.

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Calm down, you don't need to act so insecure about your niche cartoon girlfriend dress-up. Its just too much mental gymnastic when you could just admit you get off drawing girly lashes on tv screens

I don't get off to drawing eyelashes, I get off to girls with pretty faces. You even mentioning "mental gymnastics" is the most ironic thing I've heard in a while.

There are threads for editing fart clouds in pictures, and youre bitching about EYELASHES

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Yeah yeah yeah I get it, dress up with cartoon characters. You love putting makeup on, its fun, and you simulate it to get off. Cool.
That shit is also very very retarded, though at least its not sexual (its worse on the many occasions it is sexual)

>when your cartoon girlfriend doesnt wear enough makup for your liking but she isnt real so you draw it on
Lol

>at least its not sexual
Oh, you sweet summer child.

Basic sanity > nonsexual farts > nonsexual makeup >>>>> sexual makeup > sexual farts

sex = bad, gotcha.

When it comes to decorating someone else's cartoon or sniffing shit so you can become hornier, yeah there's a deviance there

So what exactly is the problem?

Becajse you're learning the cosmetic habits of a teenage girl in leiu of having a girl in your life

That's like saying boob morphs aren't straight.

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Don't you think that's a big assumption?

How is making characters of the opposite sex look sexier, probably to jack off to them, not straight

Do you really believe people who do Steven Universe eyelash edits put makeup on in real life?

Will you fucking stop putting lashes and liner on Peridot you shit

This is the most eyelash Peridot should ever have

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You say this is an old man's idea of makeup but a lot of this is exactly what young e-girl makeup looks like

I know some of you do

Which is also cringe and ugly

On this website? Not really. I know i'm not dead on but it is cringe

I am extremely for this.

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>Will you fucking stop putting lashes and liner on Peridot you shit
Never

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You have to apply makeup every time you draw female characters. Drawfags aren't learning anything new here.

I'm a drawfag who knows how to draw makeup and yeah i dont think peoppe here are really trying to educate themselves by coloring makeup on cartoons

50% of the Sims playerbase, a game that is essentially dollhouse, is male. Men like making things pretty, we just live in a culture that's divorced that idea from masculinity. The effeminate pansies of Yea Forums have been rejected by society enough that they don't really concern themselves with appearing masculine anymore

Well if we can go with the label 'effeminate pansies' then I got what I wanted

Rule 63 that guy and put some makeup on him.

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>Men like making things pretty
Some men just like shenanigans.
youtube.com/watch?v=Oq_IM1x0620
youtube.com/watch?v=mFdS1bYvcYw
youtube.com/watch?v=4SgkY1_imLY
youtube.com/watch?v=oVYmzdVV8mU
youtube.com/watch?v=Kk5U7Wc_J1k

/r/ing if possible

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Agree. The edits make me appreciate the original design more now (not saying that the edits are bad or ugly).

Damn, I forgot to include one:
youtube.com/watch?v=3-SRerk1jC0

You're just a highroading jackass in general.

It's makeup. You're repeatedly making 6 gorillian post threads filled with your obsession for makeup. That makes you either women or gay men. There is no debating this.

But what if you're a man, and you're attracted to women

>50% of the Sims playerbase, a game that is essentially dollhouse
the reason why the sims even has male audience is because it's not treated like a doll house, it's treated like a proper simulation (at least in the first game it is) and is framed as such while actually playing the game.
> use every-other-day job attendance scam to power level stats
> neglecting hygine and sim pisses themselves
> miss the carpool vehicle because mopping wall-to-wall piss puddle
> get fired from job because i skipped 2 days in a row of work instead of just 1

if the sims stripped out all the game aspects of it and turned it into a true dollhouse, which is what cheat codes allow you to do, there would be zero male audience and it would only be played by girls, which would also be a reduced audience because again, there would be no challenge or game elements
> boys can't have a goal to achieve in a doll house
> girls can't care for virtual pets if success isn't measured
which explains why after turning on cheat codes, building the dream mansion, furnishing it with the best appliances and giving everyone the perfect life, i stopped playing the original Sims 1 about three months after it was bought for me and i went back to StarCraft /CounterStrike /GAMES not poorly made dollhouses.

> gems are female
> don't look female enough
> Males: "This is a problem that needs to be solved"
> Also Males: AUTISM POWERS ACTIVATE
> The problem is actually solved

I'm not a fan of these threads either but that's why I generally just don't read them instead of coming in and trying to psychoanalyze them

Went from talking about ranting how Peridot with eyebrows is ugly to complaining about the sims.

Can't people just generally like things?

eyy yo everybody stfu and post edits.

Make a thread on >>Yea Forums

eyelashes aren't makeup user. even wild animals have them.

You seem distressed.

does liking to cook and being good at it also make you gay mister "youu guys are gay for liking pretty women"?

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>I'm not a fan of these threads either but that's why I generally just don't read them instead of coming in and trying to psychoanalyze them
It's kind of asking for psychoanalysis because these are apparently male anons claiming to be straight who inexplicably know how to apply makeup to cartoon jewelry girl characters and have been making max post count threads doing this multiple times now.
What happened to guys being oblivious of makeup and just liking normal straight guy stuff like tits and ass? I mean you guys do you I guess, but it's all fairly unexpected and out of the ordinary.

>does liking to cook and being good at it also make you gay
Usually, yeah.
You're a guy. You're only supposed to know how to heat pop tarts or make easy mac.

>males should not learn how to survive, that is why women exist.
Okay, I'll bite. You do know people live alone right? Do you just think some woman comes by every day to cook dinner and then leaves?

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No, I think you eat pop tarts and easy mac if you're a single guy for as many years as it takes to get a gf, eventually dying of scurvy or beginning to take a multivitamin if you approach 30+ years of age on this diet.

32 year old straight guy user here. These threads are strange to me and also that pop tarts / easy mac user is essentially right. Only thing I'd add is pic related is something you can use along with Indomie Mi Goreng microwavable instant noodles every day of your life and you get 100% of your nutritional needs met (Boost Plus does the heavy lifting nutrition-wise; noodles are just so you have something good tasting and solid to keep your intestines from getting agitated like they would if you did a liquid only diet).
>Extra calories (360 per just that one tiny 8 ounce container) and protein (14 grams)
>26 vitamins and minerals
>Potassium / electrolytes
>No lactose so even you nonwhites can drink it

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Tell me. Have you yourself tried to live only on Pop-Tarts and Mac & Cheese and only those two things? That's a very unhealthy way of living and you should probably seek help about that, user.

We live in a world where you either survive, or you die of natural selection if you really think that you should stop all forms of social survival until you have a partner.

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That’s not how the majority of single men live. Seek a therapist.

You could do worse than that, but they should really use a nutritional shake to cover their bases (Boost, Carnation Instant Breakfast, Ensure, Equate, etc).

I don't need therapy because I have a nutritionally complete diet to give my brain everything it needs for good neurological and mental health.

I just don't see how you can live like that. Sure, I miss an average breakfast every so often. But holy shit I at least need to have a large enough dinner to subsist myself after working a God damn manufacturing job everyday. That seems very risky if you ask me.

Everything important has been figured out and put into one of those shakes a long time ago. They give it to hospital patients who can't handle solid food, or down force-feeding tubes of attempted hunger strikers.
If you CAN eat solid food and you make sure to always get an easily digested nice meal in (like the noodles example, rice would also work, or turkey sandwiches, or whatever) then you're beyond golden because the one weakness these nutritional shakes have is how your intestines don't cope well with not having solid material to work with. Get that solid material in and you get all the nutritional benefits without the GI problems.

only men who can't find a mate live alone, and it's better for the population if they die off or join the military

Not now.

Most of us draw

Drawing female characters usually means drawing makeup

Use your fucking head mate

deep end, we meet again

>he fucked off of discord
GOD DAMN IT

He's also in baarag with all the other fags

What? Girls wearing makeup is just my fetish. It makes me sexually aroused. Understand?

user am I seeing things or did you add a bit of blush too?

Good Lord

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