Why was Uncle Iroh such a fucking traitor...

Why was Uncle Iroh such a fucking traitor? He claims to care about Zuko yet when faced with the Avatar he barely made any effort to capture him, letting him go without a fight in some cases (June fight) (not telling him of Appa as refugees). He's all like "FOLLOW YOUR OWN DESTINY, ZUKO!!!" Yet he regularly manipulates him to choose the "good side" of things (Freeing appa) He seems to to hate Azula and attempts to make Zuko feel the same way "Azula's crazy, she needs to be put down" Zuko obviously doesn't hate his sister as despite all of her BS she put him though he is concerned for her well being (Extremely upset when he thinks she's about to fall to her death) (Solemn when she cries after the agni kai, despite her attempt to kill him) (not putting her in jail despite everything) Iroh is no better than than Ozai in his deeds either as he literally killed the dragons and assaulted ba sing se.

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I want fem Zuko to be my mommy gf.

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What does her breast milk taste like?

Honor.
It’s also pre-heated.

My favorite.

>tfw no Zuko mommy to give you hot milk before bed straight from the tap

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You posted this already today

Zuka a cute!

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One area where azula has to settle for being second best.

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Azula being jealous of rule63 Zuko’s tits is top tier

>killed the dragons
Speedwatcher spotted

Not an argument

WHY ARE YOU DRAWING TITS ON ZUKO AND WHY MY PP BIG
never ever stop your random tardism Yea Forums, pleakley, princess marco, now Zuko? I love you guys

Yes.

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>now Zuko
>now

From your post I assume those pics are older than you are.

Never stumbled into them. I'm old enough to recognize Sparrow's old style tho, the transition to current style was... Interesting

because unlike the entirety of the Fire Nation royal family, Iroh is the only one that sees what they're trying to accomplish is wrong. That the things he's done in the name of the greater glory of the Fire Nation is wrong. That One Nation is not meant to conquer the entire planet, upsetting the delicate balance of their world and completely erasing the histories and cultures of the other nations with war, atrocities and genocide.

because unlike most people slavishly adhering to Fire Nation educational propaganda and programming, Iroh, in his service to the Fire Nation as general, has seen the world and it's people first hand and not only learned to appreciate but also studied and adopted their ways (adapting water bending into the development of lighting bending) as well as observing the balance between nature and the spirit world itself.

Iroh saw all these things. Iroh shared his insight with the White Lotus and had a deeper cognition of the secrets of their world because of it. Iroh deeply cared for his nephew and accompanied him hoping that in their travels during Zuko's exile, Zuko would come to see and understand the same truths his uncle did. At no point was Iroh ever interested in helping Zuko capture the Avatar because that wouldn't help his nephew who he loved but instead help his brother, The Fire Lord, who was intent on breaking the world.

And if having an amazing set of milkies is what his nephew needed to find happiness, Iroh would not judge him but instead support and embrace Zuko's new lifestyle decision.

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This thread is pretty gay
I know how to straighten it out

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Iroh understands a losing fight when he's in one, and Zuko's hubris is often what gets them into the fights they lose
Telling your nephew to not continue a senseless plan of action that he himself knows is impractical and is outright only doing for someone else's validation isn't manipulation, it's pointing out denial, especially with it having happened more than once
His disdain for Azula is maybe the one thing he's actually kind of shitty for, but some of the emphatic response probably had to do with Azula just having attacked them, to try and bring them back to the fire nation to be jailed in the hellhole that is Boiling Rock (or just killed by Ozai, considering that the wanted posters Azula posts later on says that Zuko is wanted dead or alive in Chinese)
Iroh doesn't pretend he's holier than thou in regards to his past military actions, when he realized what he'd become and how it lost him his son he withdrew from the military, indirectly redeeming himself later on by being Zuko's role model and in general being a decent guy

t. Seyari-Minamoto
Gb2FFnet

Yikes, Azula and Zuko are pure!!!

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What’s more pure than showing your sibling you love them?

>Sokka x Azula

Interesting, but not my cup of tea, Schizophrenic moron

...

Soon enough

>Sokka/Azula
Anyone who ships this is a DESPERATE Zutarafag scrounging for things to further bring Katara and Zuko together, I despise it

Any Rule 63 Blue Spirit Zuko?

Daily reminder Zutara is the only good pairing in the entire show.

No pairing involving Katara is good because Katara is worst girl
Tophaang is where it’s at

How would've Aunt Iroha arrange a date with a boy for Zuka?

Roasties OUT

She wouldn't have to, as Zuka fat ass would enough to attract any Earth boy in town

Your kind was excised years ago, begone tumblr wench

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Female Zuko would be fat, depressed, even more angsty because their scar makes them ugly and that’s like half of a woman’s value in Japan and the fire nation is Japan and Azula would bully her even more because she doesn’t even have a dick for Azula to suck on when she gets bored and basically female Zuko would be a fat suicidal depressed landwhale aka the target audience for Tumblr

I bet she is a good cuddler. She probably cries during sex though

Zuka would be fit as fuck though, Zuko was ripped in season 1 because of daily physical training. She would be pretty aswell ignoring the scared side. Azula would bully her more i agree with that

I think female Zuko would be incredibly curvy, but because of how jealous it made Azula that Zuka had child bearing hips and tits three sizes bigger she made her believe she's too fat and made her too conscious of her thicc forms and gave low self-esteem and almost made her become anorexic trying to get rid of curves.

Zuko got buff so he could impress his father. Female Zuko wouldn’t have a chance to impress her father because Ozai wanted a son. FemZuko would be nothing more than an afterthought to him

Or have a muscular body through rigorous training to compensate.

>made her become anorexic
Turn that into unhealthily obsessed with fitness and you're golden.

Azula is less endearing as a man. He should be nicer to his big sis.

Which means she probably wouldn't get her scar in the first place, as Ozai would try for more children

He’d scar her because she’s the reason Ursa left so he couldn’t have more children

FemZuko wouldn’t have the motivating factor of “MUH HONOR”

>This scene, but Aang recognizes a plush mass pressing against his back

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If she tried to get fit, Azula would see it as a challenge and shut her down
Women are mean to eachother

Nothing more pure than a sister helping her brother release

>Azula getting jealous over being inferior breeding material
>"Shit, her cow hips probably could pump out three babies with ease, all boys too! And then her cow tits will feed them for days!"

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Zukette would probably be jacked while wearing the blue ghost mask to hide her shame.

You guys have never met an abused woman before
They are fat and gross

Imagine

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Why would that ever stop femZuko, though? She's still the firstborn and needs at least some way to keep up with Azula when firebending inevitably falls through like canon.

>Azula trying to bully fem!Zuko and matronly body, to quell her own inferiority complex
>her mommy issues over Ursa wind up just making her aroused every time she looks at her sister

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Not Zuka. Completely OOC for her to be fat and undetermined. She would be a gym freak and maybe at worst a slut (because daddy problems)

Because her spirit will be broken by her father and her sister

My dad beat my mom like a bongo drum. She was skinny as fuck. But is zuko abused? He lost a duel. Maybe abused by his sister.

If Fem Zuko's breasts are that distinct, he'd recognize them when he sees her at the cell.

>Try to watch the show again
>Mei shows up
>Can't watch it anymore
The comics actually ruined this show for me, I can't just pretend they don't exist

Why?

Abused by father and sister

Zuko gets cucked unironically
He really deserved better, he should have got the girl from the earth kingdom

This thread is gayer than gay porn, and I’ve watched a lot of lesbians with a two sided dildo between them

That's why she ties them down; only for the wraps to get loose during the escape.

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Hes grown old and wise enough to see the faults in those many things as well as how Azula is an unstable and potentially random threat.

>zuko has to bind her chest as part of the disguise, hide her (second) most recognizable features
>once outside they break free, giving her away

He’s uncucked by the end of the comic because Zuko honestly doesn’t care that much and the guy Mai’s with is incredibly insecure about it to the point Mai breaks up with him because he physically cannot shut the fuck up and stop antagonizing Zuko.
Of course the idea that the guy who kung-fu shoved a guy that talked to Mai hard enough to create an air shockwave would be ok with this situation in the first place is stupid and I honestly prefer Zucest or even Zuko x that Kyoshi Warrior bitch but I stopped caring about what was “canon” in Avatar when Korra turned out to be pure shit

Do they make her look a male or her D size look like B size?

Feels bad man

Male, though when it's reused in Season 2 she'd probably lack the extra material to properly hide them.

For these reasons, Zuka would probably be too busy prepping for an arranged marriage to be gong after Aang (Realistically).

I guess that's one way to bring back the air nomads

That implies Zuko's spirit CAN be broken. The point of his character is that he has an indomitable will. He will literally never give up, and neither will his female counterpart.

>For these reasons, Zuka would probably be too busy prepping for an arranged marriage to be gong after Aang
(Realistically).

Two birds one stone ;)

>A thousand earth nation chads will never rise up and avenge the beautiful Zuka.

Female Zuko would be way worse off than Male Zuko
Azula would absolutely HATE them, Ozai would care even less. Think about how fucked up she would be. She’d be even worse than Azula, basically begging for affection. Hell, she might end up basically being Ty Lee for Azula.

I feel like femzuko would need a lot of comforting and encouragement. Lots of headpats.

>Son dies in siege
>LOL lets just forget about the siege n be a pacifist
Great father

Holy fuck

>Common gag is that people recognize Zuka by her tits far more frequently than scar

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A lot of forced make out attempts?

>Azula would absolutely HATE them
She already does, remember? What reason would she have for even harsher bullying this time, jealousy? She's still a blue fire-wielding prodigy and Zuko's still shite except with swords. By making Zuko a girl you've just removed another reason for Azula to be jealous, that being she will never be a male heir. If anything she'd feel less inclined to brutally bully femZuko than Zuko.
>Ozai would care even less
Ozai doesn't give two shits about whether a son or daughter sits on the throne after him, so long as they do him proud.
Even if he did care about a son, he'd simply try for a third kid which would receive Ozai and Azula's shit in Zuko's stead.

you forgot
>gave up his claim to the throne allowing a psychopath to take his rightful place as Fire Lord.
Great leader as well.

Iroh is a man of many mistakes and regrets.
It's what drives him to be a better person and not live his life pursuing empty ideals like "honor" and "glory" but instead to be there for his nephew in all the ways he failed his own son.

Well, damn.
The new Kiyoshi book basically confirms that as a canon ability of Firebenders.

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Fool
Azula does love her brother, she always has, but she always also hated him because she thought her mother liked Zuko and hated Azula, and was also insecure because she was a woman and Zuko was a man. If Zuko is a girl, that insecurity about her gender no longer applies, but now she has to deal with someone she’s on equal footing with for right to the throne. She’s an emotional manipulator, so she’d bully the fuck out of Zuka to ensure she isn’t competition. She’d be less insane, but more driven to insure her sibling doesn’t inherit the throne

Too bad this post will be quickly forgotten, because I like this.

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>Iroh is no better than than Ozai in his deeds either as he literally killed the dragons and assaulted ba sing se.
Only he is because he changed as a person and is trying to do good. You say he is 'no better' than Ozai, so you admit that what the fire nation is doing is wrong. You admit Azula is a psychopath who tries to kill her own brother numerous times.
So although you stress "good side" like you are a fence-sitting relativist, you yourself must admit that Iroh is now on the side of good. Being a traitor to a completely awful nation is not a bad thing.

Even Azulon knew Ozai was a piece of shit, and he was the worst!

If the Fire Nation were Korea female Zuko would probably just kill himself after being scarred.

>all this edge about abused women

Jesus fucking christ, what happened to this place

Nah she’d just get plastic surgery like all Korean women

Abused women usually have a poor self image and either wallow in their depression and get fat or get really buff in an effort to be strong enough to not get hurt again
It’s not edge, it’s a real trend. It’s like a psychological thing, like a fight or flight response

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>he barely made any effort to capture him
If Iroh had captured Aang instead of Zuko, then all the credit would have gone to the retired war general and Zuko woulden't have had his honor restored in everyone's eyes.
>he regularly manipulates him to choose the "good side" of things
Because if he didn't occasionally remind Zuko that there were other paths to take the dumb kid would have just kept unquestioningly following the destiny his father set out for him.
>He seems to hate Azula
First time we're introduced to her she tries to kill Zuko with a surprise lighting attack. She later on tries to kill Iroh using a similar tactic. This is all before he expressed any strong dislike towards her.

Firecest will never happen. Get over it

2016 happened

Iroh didn't kill the dragons you double retard. Why else do you think they were later able to teach Zuko and Aang firebending in the very same episode.

REEEEE TRUMP

Breast milk comes from inside the mother's body, which is 98° Fahrenheit. All milk is preheated.

But what if it was super-heated? What if breasts could be deadly weapons?

Zuko is pretty gullible. I wonder if you could trick femzuko into thinking that your cum regularly rubbed on her burns would heal them.

OP posted this exact thing in another thread and got no responses, so he made a new thread, slapped Zuko tits on it and woo look at us go.

If 95% of the thread is ignoring the autistic op and talking about tits that doesn't look like op got what they wanted.

There's currently a nosferatu girl thread outside October that hasn't been deleted and has garnered hundreds of replies plus a Merula Snyde thread in the exact same position. I'm not sure what you were expecting from Yea Forums of all places.

I knew it would bring obsessed election cancer out of the woodwork. Get over yourself, bugman.

I know, Zuko's tits are a miracle, there are so much you can do with them.

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>Zuka
Muh rule63 waifu.

Genderswaped waifus are always better than default females.

I like how ironically Azula was originally a dude.

The best characters are always females who are given originally male roles
Fuck shoehorning in strong females and forcing everyone to stare at them and praise them for being strong and female. Real positive representation is just making a sexy chick that can kick add

That is why Martin said that when he is writing a female character he just writes a man and then gives them a vagina.

thought this thread was going to be regular avatar hate faggotry
but no, it's much much worse

I just want to slip my German sausage inside a genderswap Jap is that so wrong?

Yes, because that’s technically a transsexual and that’s double gay

>technically a transsexual
U sure

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Yeah you’re changing a boy into a girl that’s trans dude

But what if they were girls from birth

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What if a genderswapped character gets sex reassignment surgery, what should my penis do then

Then its conceptual transsexuality which is conceptually gay

Then it’s triple gay
The only thing gayer than being gay is being gay and being in denial about it
Fucking a guy is gay, but fucking a guy that you know is a guy but treat like a girl is double gay. Fucking a guy you know was originally a guy but is a girl but changed back into a guy is regular gay + double gay.

Tokka is better and you literally cannot prove me wrong.

you must transmit the requisite number of additional female characters into male characters

But what if the character has no concept on transsexuality
It's technically a double negative since they're multipliers

gender is a social construct. anything you add increases the gay burden upon causality

But should the concept affect our perception of what is real, what is end product? Because even humans before boys get their penis chromosome, at some point we are all girls. It's not until third month that genitals form.

What you are suggesting is basically parents wanting a daughter, husband knocked up his hot wide hips DD cup blond wife with succulent lips, sexy legs and peach butt wife. So, he knocked her up and they think they want a daughter, so they buy things for a little girl, they make a room for a little girl and after 3 months they learn their daughter is a boy. And what you are saying is that they should treat their son as a daughter just because they imagined he will be a girl? And everyone now must conform and that girl will become a mother one day because his parents conceptualized so and end result doesn't matter?

Then is nothing gay nor straight?

If you are attracted to men, you are gay
If you know fully well something is male and are still attracted to it, it’s gay
If you actively pursue something that is originally male, knowing this, it’s gay
The other character’s awareness doesn’t matter, you’re getting off to a dude, dude.

This is why trapfags are the gayest thing in existence

What about a girl who was originally a girl but is a guy but changed back into a girl? That cancels out to single straight, right?

Female Ozai would have BIGGER tits.

And female Sokka would have better n hips and ass.

until you make it so
which by man's nature is inevitable

Fool that you are, for you assume gayness starts in the womb
Gayness develops the same as heterosexuality does. In the pubescent and pre-pubescent stages. Children are not sexual unless they are introduced to sexual matters, and that usually counts as abuse or a crime or something.

Children are not gay or straight. They are children, with not enough life experience to make such decisions

Does that mean R63 of originally female characters is still straight

>Fem Zuko is sub
>Fem Ozai is dom
>Azula is trash

Any pics of fem Ozai?

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You can’t cancel out gayness. It’s like being part black, it’s a dominant trait
The act of being transsexual is gay in itself. Even undoing the surgery is still gay because at one point you believed you were the sex you were transitioning to. Being sexually attracted to any character that isn’t their original gender and wasn’t always their original gender is gay if you are aware of it because you’re attracted to something that was y one point the same gender as you.
Even worse is being attracted to something because it’s trans. That’s double gay. At best, fucking a tranny is regular gay.

Yes, the sight of their dicks should excite you because the character was originally female

NOT EVERY R63 CHARACTER WILL ALWAYS HAVE GIANT TITS AND CHILD PUMPING HIPS

If anything, I think it'd be funnier to make Sokka flat, he'd totally pad his chest.

They have both x chromosomes so they are real females so not gay.

No, because being transgender is inherently gay
Think about it this way. A person who is transgender has identified as both sexes in their lifetime, so anyone they fuck will be the same sex as they were or are. Being trans is being gay no matter what

I wonder if femzuko is a hardcore masochist who needs to be punished because she has no honor.

WRONG

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Yea Forums is so wise

The curse of thought is a curse of predeterminism
That one may one day choose, means they are condemned at the genetic level. A coin frozen in perfect balance between its sides, waiting to fall
Thus we are all by our nature gay and straight until we delude ourselves into believing otherwise
But the other side of the coin does not vanish when the toss is complete, our doom can not be so readily forgotten

R63 is not trans tho.

>The act of being transsexual is gay in itself
What if someone is transsexual but completely asexual?
>Even undoing the surgery is still gay because at one point you believed you were the sex you were transitioning to
Then would a person hypnotised to be gay then snapped out of the hypnosis still be gay forever?

SOKKARA PADS HER CHEST

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Correct but she's also 14.

the supremacy of the immaterial makes this a lie, for the soul transcends the body and the world
The tether of heaven lays on you like a chain of a dungeon, with all its burdens. there is no emancipation in this time of flesh

A choice is a choice. If you make a decision, you cannot I make that decision. If you have consensual gay sex, you are forever at least a little gay. You cannot turn back time and erase the gayness, nor the straightness. If you are gay and no longer wish to be, your choices are to be bisexual overall or gay but asexual. If you are a straight man and you choose to be gay, you are forever overall bisexual or straight but asexual
You can not erase the path you have walked, even if you step over to the other. You still got here down that road, a road which you can’t turn around on

Only if the balls touched.

Then they’re gay but asexual

By definition, it is. Changing something’s gender makes it transgender and transsexual

It's decided then, R63 Zuko's tits are gay as fuck and R63 Katara's swangin' Eskimo dick is straighter than a newly pressed tie.

If they were gay, they were gay. That hypnotized state is still a part of their identity. Even if they never did anything gay again, they were still gay at one point in their life, even if it was forced. The only way to have gay sex and not be gay is to be raped and not enjoy it. If you are hypnotized to have gay sex and like it you were gay because you enjoyed gay things

But the way you treat the gay is like an act, is a person who sucked a dick just once automatically and forever more gay than closet case or general population of Europe?

That's a very gay talk coming from you. You spend too much time thinking about dicks and gay shit

I declare thee gay.

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Prove the soul exists and prove it transcends the material scientifically
Because it doesn’t matter who’s soul is in the body. If two men fuck, or one man gets off to the idea of fucking a girl that thinks she’s a man because she thinks she’s a man, it’s gay

>By definition, it is
Wrong.

By this definition liking Azula and Toph makes you gay, because they were originally men.

The truth is that sexuality isn’t just a yes or no question. People grow and develop over the course of their lives, and develop different preferences. But the past still exists, and those feelings you had were valid at the time
If you were gay once you’re a little gay forever

>Then they’re gay but asexual
Let me rephrase. What if someone is transsexual but feels zero romantic, sexual or equivalent emotions at all?

I’m not attracted to Azula or Toph because they were originally female, I’m attracted to Azula because my fetish is incest and I’m attracted to toph because I think picking her up and fucking her making her blind is hot

how homosexual of you, I bet you suck dicks in the cafe for a free beer and then pay for it

Then they are a little bit gay as a person but aromantic and asexual, and being attracted to them is gay

So, let me get this straight (no pun intended).

According to this thread liking left is straight and liking right is gay? In fact, more straight than fucking an actual woman.

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>yfw

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Liking Azula and Toph is extremely gay, haven't you been paying attention? They each share one half of a chromosome pair in common with men, and there are two of them. 1/2 + 1/2 = 1 = gay.

Not her ass, though.
Water Tribe Booty don’t quit.

But they also share that chromosome pair with women who are entirely that pair whereas men are only half of that pair.
Let X-chromosome = x = straight, therefore Y-chromosome = -x = gay
Man: XY = x.-x = -x^2 = -(straight^2)
Woman: XX = x.x = x^2 = straight^2
From this I can conclude that every human is either -(straight^2) or straight^2 and therefore neither straight nor gay as straight^2 =/= straight unless straight can be proven to be 1 or 0. This proves that sexuality does not exist in any form.

Are you trying to come up with anti-gay equation now?

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Would be fun. Can you see any holes in the math?

You can't let x-chromosome equal straight, dudes have x-chromosomes. That makes x-chromosomes gay.

If all men are homosexual, then no one is.

isnt fem ozai his wife but angry?

How?

His wife was worse than ozai himself.

the same physique as his wife* butt angry. Bad wording

Okay, I'll try again.
Anything in a man is gay
Let X-chromosome = x = gay, therefore Y-chromosome = -x = straight
Anything in a man is gay, therefore Y = gay
therefore x = -x
therefore x = 0
therefore straight = gay
Woman: XX = straight^2
Man: XY = -(straight^2)
-(straight^2) = gay
straight^2 = -gay
straight^2 = straight
straight = 1, 0
Recall that straight = gay, therefore gay = -gay and straight = -straight
therefore straight = 0 and gay = 0

From this I can conclude that every human is either -(straight^2) or straight^2 and therefore neither straight nor gay as straight^2 =/= straight unless straight can be proven to be 1 or 0. As it has been proven that both straight and gay are equal to 0, humans are indeed either gay or straight. This proves that asexuals and te sexuality slider do not exist.

Again: How? why?

Imagine your 6 foot, G cup dom empress chose you for breeding

Now you're calling Y-chromosomes straight? You're wrong from first principles. This is one boipussy you can't math your way out of.

>6 foot

Why? Shorties are workies

I fucking love how almost no one gave a fuck about OP but proceeded to discuss about fem zuko and rule63 stuff.

His kid died in a failed siege and he had a revelation that the war was a bad idea and balance between the nations was the way to go.

Azula was crazy though.

Instead of realising that the war had claimed too many fire nationals to just quit, dumb old man. Too late to just quit

>gave up his claim to the throne allowing a psychopath to take his rightful place as Fire Lord.
Did he though? I always thought that Ozai overthrew his father before Iroh even came back, perhaps even before he could feasibly have come back.
Doesn't mean Reformed Iroh was particulary bothered by having been spared the Lordship.

>Azula bullies fem!Zuko every chance she gets
>Due to her mommy issues though said bullying usually ends up degenerating into flustered insults and her molesting Zuko mixed in with the occasional murder attempts

Zuko is an angsty little bitch faggot and a pussy won’t change that
Post Azula instead

Fuck you, watch me. Before I try again, are we in agreement that gay and straight are polar opposites? Because then:
Anything in a man is gay, gay = -straight
Let X-chromosome = gay = x, therefore Y-chromosome = straight = -x
Anything in a male's genetic makeup is gay, Male = XY, therefore Y = gay
therefore straight = gay
therefore -gay = gay
therefore gay = 0 and straight = 0
Male: XY = x.-x =-(x.x) = -(straight^2)
Female: XX = x.x = straight^2
(Recall straight = gay, so x.x can be correctly written as both straight^2 and gay^2)

This means humans are either -(straight^2) or straight^2 and therefore neither straight nor gay as straight^2 =/= straight unless straight or gay can be proven to be 1 or 0. Both straight and gay are equal to 0, meaning humans are either gay or straight exclusively and so asexuals and the sexuality slider do not exist.
Taking this further, we can safely say that XX = 0.0 = 0 and that XY = 0.0 = 0. This means that straight and gay relationships are mathematically identical and as a result all sexual relations are simultaneously both straight and gay, making straight nor gay as these concepts require a difference which now no longer exists. This means straight and gay do not exist.
As we have now disproved the existence of any and all sexual orientations, we know that sexual orientation is false and sex doesn't exist.
In conclusion, ywn have sex.

But what about bisexuals

Don't exist as bi = straight + gay, neither of which exist.

How do fetishes fit into your equation

instead of finding the origins of gay, you dang kids ought to be finding pails of water

Not sure. I suppose that they exist so long as they aren't sexual fetishes.

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t. ocean

So if Male characters being retconned to be female is Gay no matter if they are like that biologically, does that mean that female characters turning male is straight? Because by that logic it is what that means

We've been over this: yes.

I guess. That or any drop of male whatsoever poisons the entire sexual well, meaning the only straight thing is women who have never been trans'd or otherwise R63'd by anyone ever.

Iroh renounced his claim to the throne as soon as Lu Ten died. Ozai went full Starscream and demanded that father declare him the next Fire Lord on the spot because Iroh was unfit to rule without an heir. Fire Dad told Ozai to get get fucked and to hammer his point home sentenced Zuko to die so Ozai can shut his treacherous mouth when grown folks is talking.

But instead, Ozai got Ursa to murk his dad and convinced the Fire Sages that Azulon passed rulership to him.

Iroh was "walking the Earth" during all these events but I'm pretty sure he knew what transpired in his absence and chose not to act on it.

bump

Imagine how different things would be if Aang paired with a Fire Nation qt.

Well is it a literally who fire nation girl or Specifically FemZuko? If it's a literally who then nothing changes if it's FemZuko everything changes

Would be interesting to chart how Legend of Korra differs with Aang/f!Zuko’s kids rather than the current cast.

I don't know. Samurai girls tend to be different than Eskimo girls.

iroh should have himself willingly hanged or at least committed seppuku for his crimes after the war

Not in the grand scheme of things. The only relevant child of aang was Tenzin (the airbender), all others being pointless side characters. As the only important child of Aang is an airbender, the gender of the mom doesn't matter.

This

Well, it probably doesn't change much as Tenzin is the only child of Aang that matters and the fire nation in general is pointless in LOK. As long as Aang get's a few airbenders it stays roughly the same. Katara would end up like Toph probably

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Nothing Iroh did in early seasons made sense in the end

Please tell me a good Aang x Fem Zuko fic exists. Please.

I want to fuck Azula

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Unfortunately all i've seen for femZuko is Jet and Sokka pairings

that sounds like the worst thing possible

I want Azula to fuck me
Or failing that, nonconsensually fuck Zuko

That’s at least 50 percent gay according to the equations

As for incest
Wait would incest be less gay considering that the chromosomes you have come from the same place so some of the Xes are the same

Same.

God bless koikatsu

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where is this info?
is there a summary of the book?

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Needs more Zuka and Aang shenanigans.

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Avatar Sledding

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P sure Iroh lied about killing dragons

>When you're horny but your bf won't stop making dad jokes

Wow it really IS the worst thing possible

No shit, he left the last 2 alive so that they wouldn't be extinct

But azula is crazy and needs to be put down is true
getting people to do good is good
not catching the avatar is good
redemption is possible
he is a traitor but only to the villains, why frame him being a traitor as a bad thing

Don't make me start writing fanfic again. I don't know what it is about Avatar and hell, r63 Avatar stuff in general that gets me on that trip.

Maybe it's just the combo of edgy, dark girls and dorky dudes that always works for me.

I'd read the hell out of it user.

Personally, I kinda prefer it when only one character gets genderbent. That way you can just explore what that little change would do to the entire story.

If you change everyone, it might as well be a completely new story.
Though having Zuko and Sokka as galpals at some point would be fun...

We're of the same mind. It gets much less interesting with multiple spinning plates.

Though it is a shame fZuko/Sokkara interactions would need to be on the cutting room floor.

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what about genderbend toko?

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I really want to see their weird "Orange is the new Black" or Female Prisoner 701: Scorpion parody when they go to the Boiling Rock.

>Sokkara advises f!Zuko works on tanning if she wants to compete with her sister

>Sokkara puts a weird seeweed facial mask on fZuko and does her nails while talking about cute boys.
>fZuko wants non of it, but endures because she never had a female friend.

This makes me think of a fem Blue Spirit having hate sex with Aang.

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I think Zuka would be super-prude until she finally gets together with Aang in the finale, despite a lot of sexual tension and embarrassing situations. But after that, the blue spirit mask comes out regularly for kink play.

Rape role play? Maybe she's a prude until she becomes the Blue Spirit.

Do it user

>Rape role play?
Is there any other kind?
>>Give up, Avatar. Even you can’t break these chains. I’ll take my time, breaking you.
>>You can’t hold me, Blue Spirit. No matter what you do to me, I won’t give in.
>>Mom? Dad? I heard strange noises! What are you doing?

>Implying Zuka's anything but an extreme sub who can only really handle cuddling without crying

Any more and the damm bursts

How is she not dead from suicide?

Self pity, she gets off from it

Guess you put the gun on my chest. Maybe if the thread is still alive when I get home.

Are you home yet?

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>Zuka's finds it difficult to make eye contact in the bedroom out of anxiety
>Aang suggests her wearing the Blue Spirit mask to help boost her confidence
>Her face when he casually blows it off with airbending right after he's been leglocked

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> Zuka gently humping Aang during the escape from the fortress.

Does she get off on Azula abusing her?

No, but Azula does

>That episode where Zuka infiltrated Ba Sing Se palace after Azula captured it in disguise but got caught when Azula groped her and recognized her curves

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What kind of disguise?

Kyoshi warriors.

>Soft, yet firm, just how I remember them. Honestly Zuzu, you'd make a better wet nurse than infiltrator. Just look at them. Have they gotten bigger? Remember when I used to make you jump just to watch them bounce?

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Hopefully, no one notices the eye that's a little misshapen

That would have made it a very different cartoon.

"I must capture the avatar."
"You've already captured me with your soulful eyes."

I imagine hours of makeup would cover it for the mission, it's just that Zuka wouldn't generally cover it because muh honor.

I demand sexy cougar Fem-Iroh.

Where is the rest?!

My idea for pre redemption Zuka is that she masks her burn scar under long disheveld bangs, kinda Violett Parr/Sadako style. Later, when she learns to live with herself and adopts a shorter hairstyle.

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Iroh became disillusioned with the Fire Nation after his son died and wanted save his nephew from becoming like his brother. Also he didn't kill the dragons you fucking donkey.

Who did then? Moron

This could've worked. The love between katara and aang always felt off to me, he should've fucked zuka.

Sozin started tradition of hunting them. There was an episode where it's revealed Iroh didn't slay dragons but kept them safe. THERE'S AN ENTIRE EPISODE ABOUT THAT HOLY SHIT

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Fire nation hunted them for sport.

>That episode where Katara was jealously watching Zuka and Aang dance whole day for dragon dance

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That's pretty hot.
Though I was thinking she went through a growth spurt while exiled, so she bullied her for being flat before she left, and bullies her now for being busty now, while hiding her jealousy.

LMAO LOOK AT THIS LORELET

How do you not know about Sozin's hunting you dumb cunt

>upsetting the delicate balance
I wasn't aware delicate things where meant to last. The Fire Nation was bringing untold industry to the other three lesser nations before a traitor grew a conscious after his son died. No need to mention the thousands Iroh is responsible for killing.

Based

That... sounds kind of hot.
Zuka with a pixie cut when?

>untold industry
>airbenders genocided by a lunatic idealist despite doing nothing wrong outside of producing the next Avatar by pure cosmic coincidence
>southern waterbenders attacked in an attempt to violently colonize them by the same lunatic, which transitioned into another genocide by his successor for the sole reason of not wanting to waste resources on them
>these rash, paranoia driven actions and more bringing a global awareness and hostility to their presence that ultimately was their undoing as an independent nation
>all this for an attempt to force the culture of a cosmopolitan military complex cesspit like the fire nation onto other places with no justification outside of 'me likey conquering'

Peace is delicate because anything worth maintaining takes effort, you dumb cuck, unless you prefer to be a slave to the banks and their war economy
Sozin was a grade A retard

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Any rule 63 Iroh?

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She looks so happy and delighted.

It's as if she'd just confirmed that every childhood fantasy she ever held, had revealed itself to fall woefully short of the real thing.

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what if there was a superhero that shot milk out of her titties to burn the fucking face off of criminals

Still good

This is fucking stupid. Why would azula have smaller breasts than zuka when they share the same genes

>who is Gregor Mendel?
Based retard

Well someone failed high school biology

Zuko is 2 years older, so his genderbend counterpart would be two. Perhaps they both fill out throughout their teens and Azula is just jelly because she's behind and thus sees herself as inferior.

Found here
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There's no guarantee zuka would have those assets. First off Ursa is not a cowtits so the chances of zuka being flat are high

>There's no guarantee zuka would have those assets
Of course there isn't, there's virtually no guarantee for any of it. Why do you think we were posting about the dice roll nature of genetics in the first place? She could be big, she could be small. Who the fuck knows?

Exactly so why are we treating this like canon?

Same reason as any decision on this Godforsaken site, because it activates more people's dicks than the alternative. Plus it's funnier.

I think the entire point of Zuka having long hair in front of her scar is so that Aang can say this when he finally sees what's behind the bangs:
>Whoa, you got a pretty face. A shame you got to hide it behind all that hair.
And later Zuka sits in front of a mirror studying herself, trying to find out what he meant.
>He was probably messing with me.
But she gets a bit of a confidence boost out of it regardless.

How would this fit into the story though? Avatar isn't that focused on romance. It would have to be a special episode

>Cave of Two Lovers
>The Headband
>The Fortuneteller
>The Beach

It would simply be Aang being Aang, boosting people's confidence in their own self images for no reason other than to help them and generally being a pleasant guy.

>Well now, looks like flat little Zuzu finally grew up, bet all the soldiers on your little boat loved that... Tell me, did they actually listen do you? Or did they just gawk at your ....disgustingly huge udders?
>Wow, I'm honestly surprised, I thought you were just padding your chest in an attempt to divert attention from your scar, but these certainly feel real....
>What? Are you actually blushing at that little squeeze? For shame Zuzu, gasping out like that and from your little sister's hands too, and all I had to do was touch right ....Here~
>HA, I'm sure the whole ship heard that moan ....Though to be honest I'm surprised that's all it took to have you cry out like that, with a body like that I'd assume you would have become quite... experienced in the years you were on your own, I mean how else would you have enough money to keep your ship supplied
>You're going to wear that Zuzu? Oh, what am I saying, of course you are, I hear the Avatar's getting to that age after all, with that much skin showing I'm sure he'll walk right into your trap

>Azula canonically has a naturally warmer vagina

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Piece of shit

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Fuck wrong thread

I'd like to see this thread.

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Based

I am taller than my older brother so anything's possible.

But both of you are adults, Zuko and Azula are in that age when age really fucking matters

Oh no, I've been that way since early teens, I'd say I grew past him at around age of 12.

stop I can only get so erect

bump

kys

Likely here

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I imagine that when Zuka becomes a waitress in Uncle Iroh's tea house, she receives a lot of that kind of attention. She'd probably overhear stuff like that:
>Man, have you been to that new place. They serve excellent tea.
>I'm not that into tea.
>Well you should be, when it's served by a buxom babe like that.
>Whoa.
>I know, right? She tries to dress conservatively, but man, you can't hide those assets.
>With her and Jin around, this place is becoming a real feast for the eyes.
And later Zuka thinks:
>No wonder uncle got me a robe two sizes too small... Magical recipes? My foot!

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Pretty damn cool, man. I imagine later she'd also adopt the usual Firenation style of pinning her hair up. Maybe in a way that's a little reminiscent of Ursa.

If the end goal is to have Aang and Zuka come together, you gotta plant some seeds.
And one of them is that Aang would be complimentary to Zuka in an honest way she hasn't experienced outside of Iroh.
Also despite herself, Zuka likes cute things. And Aang reminds her of the turtle ducks in the palace pond. So whenever she captures him, she feels eerily like she has to take proper care of him now.
>Here's your meal. Can't have you starving till we reach the Firenation.
>I like that you carved the carrot to look like a flower.
>...That was the chef!
Later
>(He noticed.)

Nice

I can see that happening

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Cute. I can see Zuka gaining some confidence by seeing the Kyoshi Warriors. Oh look there's a female warrior society and it isn't toxic and full of backstabbers like her sister.

Gotta wonder how her relationship to Ty Lee and Mai would be.

Cute

That is adorable.

> Aang and friends take a midnight hike through a forest.
>Aang gets distracted by how pretty a lake looks under a full moon.
> Realizes the others walked ahead without him.
> Tries to call out to them, but stops himself when he feels a gentle breeze behind him.
> A sudden grip over his mouth and his neck pull him back. He realizes someone clad in thin, black cloth has him gagged and in a chokehold.
> He tries to call out in terror as his heart races. Perhaps in the smallest amount of time it took.
> It's useless. He's a muffler now.
> "Shut your mouth!" A low, deep voice hissed in his ear. It seemed to be a forced kind of deep to his ears.
> He relents. He doesn't know what this person is capable of, and he's not about to risk finding out the power of someone who's willing to ambush the Avatar in training.
> "Good. Now, Avatar. This can be nice and simple or..."
> The choke holding arm quickly removes itself to be replaced with a long and very sharp sword gleaming from the moonlight. Gently, it cuts into his neck.
> "...rough and very, very difficult."

What's with the cliffhanger? Does Aang get a stiffy and Zuka panics?

Writer's block. That and caution of word limit.

By all means, continue.

Working on it.

> Aang feels a trickle of blood seeping from his shallow cut to his chest. His heart pounds even faster.
> The deep, husky voice speaks to him. He was almost certain he could hear a smile within it
> "Counting on that blind girl to hear your heart? I bet it's pounding right now. Is it?"
> Aang wasn't sure how to respond at first. He saw no reason to lie so he just gently nods.
> "Then you're weak. Some Avatar you are."
> Disappointment. Aang was surprised to hear that tone.
> "I saw those peasant simps you call your friends from the treetops. You really should have paid attention to them. They're pretty far right now. Too far."
> Aang cautiously observed his front with his eyes without daring to move his head even a little. Whoever this is, he's not about to let his journey end here.
> "You're going to come with me, and I suspect I will have to drag you. So brace yourself."
> The sword slowly begins to withdraw. Just as Aang decided to practice a little misdirection.
> He subtly makes a motion with his fingers. A gust of wind comes from the side and harshly blows against the face of his ambusher.
> The chill and sudden force of the gust distract the assailant as the head turns to the gust's direction.
> Aang performs a back kick. Judging by the grunt and the feeling of the impact, he got the shin.
> The grip over his mouth loosens. He takes the opportunity and rushes forward before spinning around to face the mysterious person. Who he can now see is masked. With a creepy blue mask. Vacant of eyes. Demonic. The rest of the body was all black.
> The masked figure growls as the other arm reaches back to draw the other sword for a dual-wielding pose.
> "Okay." the masked assailant hissed. "You want it rough."
> Aang debated on running, but the memory of that swift feeling of wind behind him just before he was restrained told him this was someone very fast.
> No matter. He's hoping to get some practice anyway as he readies himself for a pose.

Hit character limit. Planning on continuing.

> "You better wipe that grin off your face, Avatar!"
> Aang hadn't even realized he was. No time to think about that now as the assailant charges toward him with both swords ready to slice down. He moves the air around him to project a powerful gust towards the figure.
> Only for that gust to be sliced through. It almost seemed like just a half-second later when a kick strikes him in the face.
> He's sent tumbling back with a searing sting of pain on his mouth. The masked assailant quickly mounts him after landing, and places the two swords over his neck in a criss-cross.
> "Move and you lose your head!" she yelled. She because she was a little too angry to bother keeping her voice deep enough. Aang still couldn't say he recognized it for sure. Still too deep and that creepy mask made it a little muffled.
> "You're a girl?" Aang questioned.
> "S-so what if I am? I'm the one with the swords around that pathetic little neck of your-"
> She suddenly stops. Just as Aang started to turn a deep shade of red. The masked young woman's chest squirms a little. Aang's eyes widen in shock as it expands and breaks through the cloth and the wraps suppressing them.
> Aang is transfixed. Just as she jumps back while withdrawing her swords away. She holds them up defensively.
> "D-DID YOU JUST POKE ME!?"
> Aang's body feels like it's covered in hot tingles. Not the good kind. He sheepishly smiles sin an attempt at deflection.
> "Uh, I didn't mean to?"

Pretty good

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I'm enjoying this, user.

Good so far.

Thanks. Not sure where to take it from here though. Feels like I hit the punchline.

I guess you could write Zuka trying to recover from the nip slip and resume the fight while Aang's movements are off and visibly un-airbender-like as he's obviously distracted, eyes repeatedly darting to Zuka's now-covered chest before he looks away again in red-cheeked embarrassment. Zuka could notice and get pissed while Aang decides he's had enough and runs to prevent further shenanigans.

Could do another greentext based off this with the two of them sparring post-series, disrobing further and further as the fight goes on and extraneous clothes are burned/discarded, leading to Aang tripping her and causing the inciting art.

I like both.

Katara getting mad at Zuka after Day of Black Sun because Zuka is too old for Aang and shouldn't be flirting with him like she does, Zuka hadn't realised she had been flirting up until this point and starts worrying about her own feelings

Katara should look in the mirror.

> "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" She screamed as she charges toward the Avatar with both swords threateningly posed.
> Aang reacts quickly, and anxiously. He gathers enough air to perform a high jump just as she swipes at the spot he no longer stood in.
> "Hold still so I can lop off your head! That way you'll make up for that hideous gesture!"
> Aang spins around to look at the raging woman with a sheepish grin.
> "What if I told you I'm really sorry?" He said as his eyes draw to her bulbous chest. He just couldn't help it. No chest like that could be natural. Not as far as he knew anyway.
> "Stop looking and hold still!" She yelled as she charged again. This time, she was so quick she managed to get a slash on Aang's orange shirt before he dodged just in time before it could get closer. That tear he has now made him think of how too close to comfort that attack was.
> "I will. I'll just try and look at those sandals, or that scary mask.."
> He dodges another slash.
> "Or better yet, those swords."

Maybe when I'm finished with the other one.

> Aang notices the wraps becoming looser. More is exposed. He blushes again. Not even the mask he's sure he'll see in his nightmares could hold his attention. So much for looking anywhere else.
> She growls as she pauses. The swords are placed back into their sheaths.
> "If you run, I'll catch you." she claimed as she re-adjusted her wraps.
> Aang now wonders if he should take the chance. Immediately, he decided on yes. She's clearly not interested in being friendly.
> He starts to run just as she started to place her black cloth over her chest back into its conservative place. She angrily mutters to herself as she gives up on wasting any more time before giving chase. Her sandaled feet hardy made a thud as she ran after the avatar at trained speed. Soft-soled for stealth. Not that it mattered now.

> Aang runs through the forest. Already starting to miss the view of the lake, but he had more important things to think about as he ran past tree by tree.
> "Toph! Toph! Can you hear me!?" he called out. There was some hope in him that the blind seer could hear his voice or even feel the vibrations of it. There was a little doubt in his mind though when he recalled what the masked woman said about them being far.
> He stops in his tracks when the blue masked, and large breasted, woman lands in front of him with impressive grace. He realized she must have jumped over him without him hearing her.
> "Wow! That was kinda cool!" he exclaimed. Secretly, he hoped a little flattery would get her to be a little more relaxed to him.
> That thought was killed when she re-drew the swords.
> "I'm supposed to bring you in alive, but you;r beginning to make me reconsider. Any last words?"
> "Uh, I asked if this would help so I'll try. I'm really sorry."

> The swords swing down. Aang gulps as he hears several slashes cutting the air. Yet, he didn't feel it.
> He feels a sudden chill all over his chest. He looks at himself to see his shirt has now been rendered into shreds at his feet. His muscular form is now exposed.
> The masked woman chuckles. Much to his surprise. He didn't get the impression she had much of a sense of humor.
> "Now we're even, Avatar. You should have seen the look on your face."
> Her chest begins to push again. Aang gets a momentary glanc ebefore immediatley moving his attention back to that mask that seems locke din one, grinning expression.
> "Now, let's try this again. Easy or rough?"
> Aang didn't need to think.
> "I'm not going to just let you separate me from my friends."
> "It seems like you did a good job of that all by yourself already, but alright. I was hoping to get a little more exercise."
> She throws one sword up in the air. Aang looks up in reflex just as a fist collides with his face. He falls back just as she catches the sword in her hand by the hilt.
> Aang groans. "That was a cheap trick."

> "Not as cheap as this." she says just before she slams a foot onto his bare chest. Aang wasn't sure, but he may have felt something break.
> He yells out as he clutches his chest, and rolls onto his side. The masked woman rolls him onto his back with her sandaled foot, and mounts him again with the swords, once again, put to his neck.
> "I think you know how this goes, Avatar. I'm pretty sure your rib is broken. Maybe two. I can help with that if you come with me."
> Aang feels his eyes being drawn down. Almost as if they're being pulled. Partly because he knew there was a weakness he could exploit. Thought it was shameful to him, he wasn't in the mood to take chances. Besides, she tricked him and broke a rib.
> "I don't think I'll be doing that anytime soon, weird freaky masked lady!"
> He reaches a hand toward her mid-section and pulls. The cloth and wraps behind them come apart, and become strewn over the Avatar's bare chest.

I'm still here reading this, if you're wondering.

> Aang turned his head to the side. Once he saw the sword gleaming at him, he decided it was a bad idea, and turned it back to try and look at the star-filled sky instead.
> It turned out that even not looking didn't help in avoiding her wrath.
> "You really did it now." she said in a disquieting calm tone. Aang hoped her grip on the swords would loosen, but it seemed that it had just gotten tighter.
> Aang was too nervous to move as she started to stir her hips around him. Quietly, she begins to grunt.
> Aang mutters his disapproval in resistance as he looks for an opening. There isn't one. her swords and her body have him in a vice.
> "What's wrong, Avatar? I thought boys liked this. That no sounded a little too pleased to me."
> Aang tries saying it again, but he could not suppress the sensations to make it sound convincing. A satisfied masked woman gently moans out.
> "Come on. Don't let me do all the work. Pay them some attention or these swords get closer."
> Reluctantly, he obliges. Just as he reaches his hands out, she drops the swords, and surprises him with a couple of furious punches to the side of his bald head.
> "NEVER EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" she yells to his unconscious form.

> EPILOGUE

> A furiously muttering Zuka, Princess and heir to the throne of the Fire Nation, drags an unconscious and dopey expression Aang by his foot through the forest.
> The mask of the Blue Spirit hangs around her neck while the black ninja hood still covers her hair in the case of any distant witnesses. Her face was beginning to sweat too much for her to keep wearing it.
> "Stupid avatar, stupid mission, stupid breasts, stupid, stupid, stupid!"
> She spots a familiar burning light in the distance. A sense of relief washes over her as she approaches the small, makeshift campsite where her Aunt Iroh greets her with a proud smile.
> "Ah, you finally captured the avatar! Quite a handsome boy. An even better body."
> Zuka rolls her eyes as she furiously drags him to a log. She hoists him up on it and lets him lie on the hardwood.
> "That's gonna be a little uncomfortable, don;t you think?" Iroh asks in cocnern.
> "Good. What;s for dinner?" Zukka brusqly asks.
> "a couple of squirrels. maybe some rabbit foot if you would like to try that?"
> "I'd rather have some rice cakes and roasted duck. I bet Azula's digging into that right now!"
> Iroh chuckles in amusement. "Oh, just be a little mor epatient. I'm starting to really like this stuff."
> Zuka looks to the motionless Aang angrily.
> "I blame you for this. When you wake up I'm gonna make you eat this garbage."

I realize there are some mistakes here. It's still readable.

Good work, Writeanon.

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Shota Toph would be cute

Thanks. I might do this.
If the thread's still kicking.

I don't get this obsession with fem Zuko as an innocent little and weak shy flower full of anxiety who depends on Aang and is molested without fighting back like someone passive.

Zuko spent 70% of the time PISSED at the world and was proactive. He has some problems with talking with girls but he is a soldier that can lead, and loves shouting, pride and anger was a huge thing with him most off the show and Iroh pointed it. He masked his insecurities by screaming back against the world.

Fem Zuko wouldn't be this Hinata- like character that you picture.

Fem Zuko would be Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99 OR Satsuki from KLK - To mask her issues and DON'T LOOK WEAK for more than 2\3 of the show.

What you think?

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Do this Fem Sokka and fem Zuko as Galpals

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Rosa Diaz? Hot.

This is how I imagine it, though I don't see what made you think of a delicate flower when you read

Yea Forums loves (the idea of) "broken goods" girls because (they think) they're an easy lay.

(Writeanon) My thoughts exactly. Going out soon. Will be back later.

I like it, I can picture this scene with Zuka. Also being a dom outside while a sub inside is hot.

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Good job, writeanon. I read it with Erica Mendez as f!Zuko.

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So tsundere?

It's just easy to imagine it being this way because how socially awkward Zuko is and how terrible he is at girls wouldn't translate into femZuko's awkwardness the same way.

Zuko's entire point is that he's kind and compassionate soul raised by literal maniacs who is trying to live up to their standards. So, even though he's nurtured to be a strong ruthless leader it isn't something that comes naturally to him.

So that's just a fun way to imagine how femZuko's cracks in her mask of ruthlessness facade would look like. Zuko IS kind of like Hinata, he's a very passive introspective kid, Ozai just tried to slap that shit out of him.

I want to be Azula’s boyfriend and most trusted servant
The Igor to her Frankenstein, the Death to her Dracula

I think you're putting a lot of stock into individual moments highlighting her more vulnerable side. Which is also what made Zuko endearing, he's a pissed off asshole, but secretly a huge dork that just had a rough life. And every so often that shines through.

Same would apply to the female version.

Plus yeah, lets not go down the beaten tsundere-path.

My closest comparison would be Hester Shaw from the Mortal Engines books. She even has a proper disfigurement
(Fuck that movie).

I don't think Frankenstein is a parallel if you want to be her boyfriend. You'd be as much boyfriend material to her as a stool can be.

The ideal scenario would involve a lot of her sitting on me, yes

She could probably invert the stool and shove its legs up her cooter/pooter.

>how terrible he is at girls
He is alright with Mai

You mean an already fucking weird girl who dumped him?

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Mai a shit with a pig nose

>how terrible he is at girls wouldn't translate into femZuko's awkwardness the same way.

He is awkward with girls because he spent his teenage life in a ship full of men and soldiers. If anything, fem Zuko would have problem being very feminine.

> So, even though he's nurtured to be a strong ruthless leader it isn't something that comes naturally to him.

I agree with you, but...

>Zuko IS kind of like Hinata, he's a very passive introspective kid

Strongly disagree. Are we talking the same character?
>The same Zuko who insisted in participating in the war discussions when he was a kid?
>The same Zuko who spoke up against FN generals when he was 13, was passive? And when he though he was going to fight in a duel to the death against said general, Zuko was confident and decided?
>The same Zuko who spent 3 years in a journey across the world to find a legend was passive?
>The same Zuko who invaded and burned villages was passive?
>The same Zuko who challenged Zhao to an agni kai was passive?
>The same who fought off pirates was passive?
>The same who invaded a FN fortress was passive?
>The same who faked his death, invaded the sacred shrine of the north pole, and kidnaped the Avatar AND crossed a mortal snowstorm was PASSIVE?
>The same who became a wandering bandit, and even then still tried to capture the avatar?
>The same Zuko who saved a small town was passive?
>The same Zuko who climbed to the top of a mountain and screamed at destiny was passive?
>The same who fought Azula in a desolate town for Aang?
>The same Zuko who fought Jet when he thougth he had recognized him, and stealed shit was passive?
>The same who decided to steal Appa from Lao Feng, after invading a hidden base at a lake, and later freed him was passive?
>The same Zuko who - upon thinking that the avatar was still alive - hired an assassin after him was passive?


Zuko is SUPER active and has a lot of initiative.

Here's my attempt of getting into Zuka's headspace.

>To a disgraced Princess of the Firenation respect doesn't come easily. Even on a dinghy boat like the one she god saddled with. It took some time for the men to take her seriously. Time and fear. At first she didn't leave her cabin, choosing to mope and grow enough hair to cover the bright red scar around her eye. When she finally got sick of Uncle's incessant pleas (and his late night tsungi horn practice) she ventured out for the first time.
>They were the bottom of the barrel, men who were fit for her to command. But even so, they threw her stares that ranged from disgusted to lecherous. Some seemed to pity her. She hated those the most.
>That's what made her find the strength to take up training again. She pushed herself to the point of exhaustion every single day until she had regained her old form and then some.
>Under Iroh's concerned eyes she beat respect into them. Sometimes in "friendly" sparring sessions. Sometimes as disciplinary action.
>Pretty soon they all disliked her properly. Not because she was without honor. Not because of her ugly face. But because she was merciless. Which was fitting. She didn't receive any. Why should she hand it out?
>She would find the Avatar. She would regain her honor. And nobody better dare get in her way.

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What Im trying to say is that being an emotional impulsive hothead who rush into situations without thinking is a much bigger part of Zuko´s personality than his social awkwardness with people of his age.

Almost all of these were wrong things to do though, because they were entirely motivated by him believing he needs to live up to being Ozai's son which he believed to be his fate and nothing else mattered. He didn't REALLY take initiative until he told Ozai to fuck off in season 3, majority of things he did was just him chasing carrot of honor that Ozai tied to a stick behind his back. He didn't choose to be exiled, he didn't choose to chase Avatar, he was just drowning in a current.

But every time there was a little moment of what he CHOSE to do, yeah, I'd say it was something a passive person would do. Like for example, when he defended a village of Earthbenders from bandits and revealed himself to be a Firebender he didn't even say anything, he just went with the flow and left. Or when he spent an entire day coming up with how to say fucking "Hello" to Gaang. Zuko is not a hothead at all, he just tried to force himself to be one because Ozai wanted him to be. In season 3 especially after joining the Gaang he's significantly more chill because he finally started choosing what he thinks is right and started learning how to make and serve people tea on his own.

>The Avatar wasn't what she imagined. He was a brat for one thing. She expected a wise, old man. Not this bald, little annoyance.
>In her mind she had defeated the Avatar in one-on-one combat countless times. Because what she lacked in experience, she made up in fury. But the brat didn't stay and fight. He was too slippery, constantly dodging and running and jumping and making a fool out of her.
>If only she could get her hands around that thin neck of his. Then he'd see what his carefree attitude and stupid smile got him.
>She sprawled on her bed, blowing a stray strand out of her face.
>The most infuriating thing about him was that he just said whatever he wanted without consequence.
>The nerve. Calling her pretty.
>That wasn't funny. He'd pay for mocking her. She'll grind his face into the dirt soon enough. Then she'd be the one laughing.
>She didn't have a mirror in her room, so she had to walk out on deck and stare at the water. Standing there for the longest time, trying to discern what exactly about her was pretty.
>Perhaps he was short sighted... or perhaps he was just strange. She didn't know any Airbenders before him. Perhaps they liked disheveled, disfigured messes.
>She had to laugh.
>Maybe if she promised him a kiss, the Avatar would come to the Firenation with her willingly.
>"You're in a good mood, niece. What's so funny?"
>"Life, Uncle."

>Zuko is not a hothead at all
Man, I think we didn´t watched the same show. Hell, Sokka even comments on his iron will in book 1 as a reason for why he would be able to go far on the snowstorm.

>He didn't REALLY take initiative until he told Ozai to fuck off in season 3

Just because he was on the vilain´s side, it didn´t meant he wasn´t taking initiative. If he didn´t had initiative, and wasn´t proactive, he would have let Zhao have Aaang instead of him, he very clearly shows traits of this since his early flashback on the council. I really don´t know how you see "chosing to fight bandits and saved a town while proudly declaring himself prince of the FN" is something passive.

> Or when he spent an entire day coming up with how to say fucking "Hello" to Gaang. Zuko is not a hothead

You act like him being hothead and impulsive means that he must ALWAYS act that way - he spent an entire day trying to deal with that because he knows himself and knows that he could blow it up - and he kind of did because in his impulsivity, he burned Toph.

And training to try to join the gaang is again OTHER example of him being proactive.

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>tfw no art of Zuka/Mei/Aang threesome

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Yeah we did, you just seem to think passive characters are the type who just get beaten up and roll with all the punches and basically walking vegetables. They are humans too you know, a passive character who can fight back will fight back. Passive characters aren't LITERALLY IMPAIRED to never make a choice, it's that their choices are made with significant influence from outside forces, from outside of their own judgement. In Zuko's case is that most of his choices throughout show are sullied by Ozai. Think to ending of S2, do you think that when Zuko teamed up with Azula to take down Ozai, the INITIATIVE he took against Iroh, was that not a passive thing to do to please his daddy?

Even him committing nothing short of war crimes against Fire Nation, it is indeed an initiative, but would Zuko who isn't chasing his honor back from Ozai do something like that simply because it's not him who caught the Avatar? Would he beat up buncha guys just to make sure everyone knows he caught the Avatar in different circumstances?

>Strange, not having a goal. The last years of her life had felt like nothing but a blur. But with her quest to restore her honor utterly failed, there was no point in making plans.
>Uncle had his tea shop and it kept both of them busy, but she still had way too much freedom. Way too much time to stew in her own doubts and regrets.
>That's why she missed the Avatar... hunting the Avatar. It was for lack of a better term: Fulfilling. Perhaps that's what you called the thrill of the hunt. She didn't know.
>Anyway, maybe that's why she agreed to go on a date with that kid.
>It's true what they said about Earth Kingdom boys. They had stones.
>Despite putting up her best Don't-talk-to-me-or-I'll-beat-you-senseless expression, the kid just walked up to her and asked for a date.
>She probably should have just scoffed and walked off, but she couldn't stand having to clean up shop with Uncle every night and listen to what she should do with her life.
>This should shut the old man up.
>Sitting across from him she noticed something. That kid looked eerily like the Avatar. Even his attitude was the same. There was a strange fascination in hanging out with him. Would Aang tell the same lame jokes? Would he slurp his noodles the same way? Would he steal glances at her chest the same way the kid did? (Thanks for the outfit by the way, Jin.)
>For the first time in a while time didn't flow like molasses. She actually had a bit of fun. Maybe it wouldn't be bad, being a peasant.
>When he said farewell, he didn't expect anything. It was pretty funny how he stiffened up when she planted one on his lips. Not hard, not with tongue. Just a chaste little peck. It came natural. After all, she felt like she knew him for a long time already.
>Watching him skip away, like he won some kind of prize was also amusing. Next time she should ask him though: What's with the headband?
>...
>Oh, monkeyfeathers.

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Fem Zuko is for genderbend Mai´s ninja dick.

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Gonna try this.

> "It's not like I'm insecure or anything it's just... wow do people really look at me funny because I'm the avatar, the last living Airbender or because my head's so bald the firework lights reflect from it?" a drunken Aang asks as he takes another sip from a sake cup.
> "I like the way it glows, Aang, it's... quite shiny. I'm sure most other girls aren't much different." An even drunker Zuka says with a giggle. Katara starts to glare at her. Not that Zuka noticed.
> "Aww, really? Thanks, Zuka! You're such a great friend!" Aang says as he takes another sip. Well, more like a gulp.
> Zuka sighs with a smile. She keeps looking at Aang. So much so that Sokka, Ty Lee, Mai (Yes, Mai), Suki, and even Toph noticed.
> A sudden round of fireworks gets Zuka excited, then the music that followed, a quite energetic and upbeat oriental instrumental gets Zuka jubilant.
> "Oh, I know this music! I love it!" she yells as she steps up onto the counter of the serving restaurant. The bartender looks nervous as he sees her dancing. Her kimono swing and her unbelievably large breasts jiggle.
> Well, she's the fire mistress now. Does he tell her, politely, to stop or does he, possibly, get immolated with no trial? He's not sure since this is the celebratory party for just the first day of the black sun festival since Ozai's defeat, but he's not taking any chances.
> Katara gently nudge son Zuka's kimono. Much to the bartender's terror.
> "Excuse me. We need to talk about something."

> "Huh? About what?" Zuka asks. Sokka, Toph, Suki, Ty Lee, and Mai look at the two of them awkwardly.
> "I can feel some real dirt going down. We should watch the fireworks." Toph suggested.
> "No argument from me." declared Sokka as they leave except for Aang. He didn't even hear the exchange.
> "It's private. You understand." Katara said confidently. Zuka frowns before grunting.
> "fine. What a time to pick it, killjoy." she said before hopping off the counter. The sweaty bartender wipes a hand over his forehead with relief. Quietly thanking whatever higher power was up there for not letting him get arrested tonight.
> Aang enthusiastically orders another cup with a deep blush across his face. While Katara walks out of the restaurant with Zuka closely following behind her. The night air outside was a cool breeze across their faces. Zuka sighed in relief. Sometimes, being a little colder than usual was a relief against the relentless heat she held within her.
> "Okay, what do you want?" Zuka asked.
> "I want to know if you realize what it is you're saying. What you just said in there." Katara asks with concern. Her voice a little raised due to the constant sound of fireworks. Both close, and distant.
> Zuka asked without thought or consideration to what Katara may have been referring to.
> "What!?" she asked.

> Katara frowns before taking a deep breath.
> "I said do you realize what it is you said to him in there!?" she asked again with a little more oomph in her volume.
> "Zuka heard her this time, and responded accordingly.
> "Yeah, I told him he shouldn't be ashamed of not having hair. So what!?" the fire mistress said with slight annoyance.
> "So what!? He's a boy. He still likes to play ball games and in the playground whenever possible. Don't you realize how leading some of what you say to him is? I just worry that you give him the wrong ideas. The idea she's not ready for."
> Zuka now fully began to realize what Katara was saying. She was so offended she pondered on whether to honestly answer or pretend to ignore her.
> She made her decision. "what!? These darn fireworks right!? Could you try that again!?"
> Katara frowns and quietly growls. Zuka noticed only one of these things. In response, she pouts.

> "Do you think Aang notices what you do? The dating, the jokes, the comments on him as a person? He doesn't. he just smiles and calls you a friend like he did just five minutes ago!"
> "Well, if it bothers you so much then go tell him you want to do whatever it is you have in that head of yours with him! I'm not about to let you stand here and lecture me on how I can talk to my friends. All I'm doing is being friendly. That's what we're supposed to do!"
> Katara sighs "flirty is mroe like it. "Most other girls" really?"
> Zuka's pout gets bigger as she crosses her arms. "Well, like I said, it's just being friendly. Some guys take it the wrong way, and Aang doesn't strike me as that type. Apparently, you're too childish. Why don't you go enjoy yourself? No point in having this conversation on such a special occasion. Find a guy even, you sound like you could use one."
> Katara frowns before quietly walking away. Her blue kimono trails behind her as she walks.
> Zuka wasn't about to let the water bender notice the look of uncertainty that appeared on her features. As all the thoughts of certain things she hinted, suggested or even blatantly said to Aang. Some of them on impulse.
> She sighs to herself before she tries to summon her courage, and re-enters the restaurant. She lifts the paper flaps over her head as she enters. The bartender notices her re-entry and quickly gazes down. She frowns. It's a reaction she's used to from the citizens.

kek
this fucking thread is still going?

Feel free to post. Going to take a break.

Beautiful, isn't it? What one pair of tits can do?

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You have no idea how much Yea Forums wants to fuck Zuko

All Zutarians should be lined up against a wall and shot.

The superior element removing weeds from the base of the great world tree, nothing more. The genocide of the air nation was necessary, they have no place in an industrious world. The southern water tribe was so weak it's northern sister didn't even care for it. The northern tribes great city fell in a single day and had it not been for the interference of the avatar the fire nation would have brought prosperity that much sooner by striking the moon from the sky. The weak falling to the strong in every case.

The avatar had failed. 100 years of "imbalance" are on his head. If he had any sense or honor he would have sided with the fire lord like his previous life should have. Both of them failed their duty, the world deserves better. The world deserves fire nation rule now and forever.

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> Zuka looks to the baled headed and shiny Avatar gently swaying from side to side with a deep blush across his cheeks. She gulps as she looks to him. Secretly, glad that Katara or anyone else from her circle of friends wasn't seeing her right now. She felt vulnerable with just the thought fo what she may or may not do.
> Gingerly, she approaches him. Her practiced stealth made her sandaled feet a silent step as she approached him. She felt as though her blush mark was getting almost as deep as his. She even felt angry for feeling her body heating up. This was the day of the black sun for crying out loud!
> When she gets close enough to him, she politely coughs. A habitual one from her forced courtesy lessons.
> "A-aang?" she says as he turns his body around on his seat to face her.
> "Oh, hey Zuka! This stuff is great! You kind of look a little blurry right now.
> She sighs before smiling politely.
> "whatever I ever said to you, they didn't come across as unusual or odd did they?" she inquires. Aang blinks his eyes to he rin confusion. Just before he shrugs.
> "I don't know. Not much different from what Katara says to me. Toph used to too, but she seemed to change. Guess she got a little more boyish. Is that the word?"
> Zuka sighs. She takes a deep breath.
> "Aang, we have had a... tumultuous relationship. How many times have I tried to kill you?"
> "capture." Aang corrected with a smirk.
> "Right, capture. But also kill a couple of times. Yet, here we are now. Celebrating. My father imprisoned. Me the fire mistress. I could have whatever I want."
> "Yeah, kind of like Ozai." Aang said. Then his eyes widened a little before turning away. Clearly, he felt he had stated something uncouth and risky.

> The sight of Aang reminded her too much of the usual response she got from the citizens. Even the publicity parades her propaganda minister insisted upon only served to make her feel more like an outcast from her own people. No matter how much she smiled for them.
> Well, this time. That was the final straw. She reaches forward and grabs the avatar by his shirt. Furiously, she shakes him.
> "Damn it, Aang! I am not my father! Do you understand!? Do you!?"
> Aang's eyes start to swirl a little bit as he speaks with a slur.
> "U-uh o-okay, Zuka. You're not Ozai. I get it. Everyone does."
> "Not they don't!" Zuka loudly exclaims. She looks to the back of the counter to see that the bartender is missing. There's no backdoor behind it. So she figured he must have hidden underneath it. Much to her dismay.
> "You don't get it, Aang. They see you and they see the Avatar. Their savior. They see me and they see the man who ruined their lives. It makes me woant to saty in the palace for the res tof my days. I don't care what my stupid propaganda minister says! I shouldn't even have to have a propaganda minister!"

this
what's wrong with this board?
go to /aco/ ya filthy degenerates

> EPILOGUE
> "Y-you don't Zuka! I m-mean you just need something big. You know? A statement."
> "A statement?" Zuka asks. Just then, an idea pops into her head. But it was such an awkward one she wasn't sure if she should say it.
> "Y-yeah. Something grand. Maybe even a little crazy. Crazy good I mean. Not bad crazy."
> Zuka stutters a little.
> "W-well. You're the avatar, right? Everyone likes you."
> Aang shrugs. "I mean I guess? I don't know about everyone, but a lot of smiles come my way."
> Zuka gulps. "Then I'm going to give you the best idea my propaganda minister didn't have. We're dating."
> Aang blinks in confusion. "I beg your pardon, fire mistress?"
> "DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Zuka suddenly yells out. Spit and a sudden stench of fine cuisine strike Aang's face and senses respectively.
> "Sorry, Zuka. Just seems unfair for you to call me the Avatar and you have your own title."
> "well, it's a bad one. But maybe it doesn't have to be if we date. Understand? Don't get the wrong idea though."
> Aang nods. "well, if you really need it. I don't see why not."
> Zuka smiles. "Great. Next week then?"
> Aaang nods enthusiastically. "Sounds like fun. Will you need your bodyguards though?"
> "They can buzz off." Zuka claimed. She looks to her hand sin shock before gently releasing the avatar from her grip.
> "w-well ten. I'll tell you where." Zuka says whhile crossing her arms.
> "Sure. Can I keep drinking now?"
> Zuka sighs. "To your heart's content, Aang."
> Aang smiles before turning back to face the wall behind the counter. The bartender's hand appears from underneath as he orders a cup.
> "Zuka leans over the counter to the bartender's crouched form.
> "Me and the avatar are dating! Got it!?"
> "Y-yes, fire mistress."
> There was that title again. A title with many ugly associations.
> "UGGGHHHHH!" Zuka growls as she stomps out of the restaurant. Aang leans over, and looks to the bartender with a questioning glare.
> "You wanna have mine?"

Writte a fem Sokka now.
Or one with Empress fem Ozai.

Leaning towards Fem Ozai. I think that one's a little rarer.

Fem Ozai during her rule or post rule?

I vote against f!Ozai, unless it’s regular Zuko or Azula being Ragyo’d

Absolutely on board for f!Sokka whatever the configuration

Here are some sugestions:
>Fem Ozai dominating her husband in bed, while wishpering her conspirancies to take over the throne on hie ear

>Fem Ozai being jealous of her husband

>Fem Ozai trying to discipline Azula and Zuka

>Aang getting a why bonner against Fem Ozai on the battlefield

>Fem Ozai post-show, trying to seduce some guard to get privileges on her cell

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>>Aang getting a why bonner against Fem Ozai on the battlefield
That fight better end in snu snu rather than the deus ex machina we got

That was not a deus ex machina by definition.

>Fem Ozai post-show, trying to seduce some guard to get privileges on her cell

I like this one. On it.

> His first day on the job, and Onta was already past nervous. He was positively terrified. He thought he could handle prisoners. That was what he was expecting. But the fire empress? The Phoenix Queen? He didn't care if she lost her power in every sense of the word or not. He was close to making his brown pants a new shade of the color.
> He takes a deep breath right before entering the cell room. To the left, he notices the cell. That was as much as he was willing to look at. He takes his spot beside it, and stands guard.
> "Is that you Rin? Have you gotten more goodies for me, dear?"
> Onta gulps. Should he respond or stay silent? He doubted she was a patient woman so he was cleaning to the former.
> "You know I hate being ignored, Rin. It makes me upset. You don't want to make me upset do you?" she inquired. Onta gulps again. That pushed him to the edge.
> "No it's not Rin, miss Ozumi. He's been transferred."

> "Such a pity. I suppose the lovestruck fool went blabbing about our special relationship, didn't he?"
> Onta was in no mood to answer. She just decided to confirm her own suspicion anyway.
> "I suppose he did otherwise you wouldn't be here. All I wanted was some chocolate, and it took a little effort to convince him the risk was worth it. Next thing, he's bragging about having his way with the fire empress."
> Onta wanted to remind her of her title being a past one, but he held back his tongue. It seemed like the wise idea.
> "Did he tell you that and all the others?"
> "I-I wouldn't know, miss. It's my first day on the job."
> "Oh, you poor thing. All alone with me on your first day? What incompetence is going on?" she asked. Onta sharply inhales. He starts to sweat a little.
> "I-I'm not sure, miss. I just do what I'm instructed."
> "well, if it were me on that throne. This would not happen. Not meaning to offend you, guard."
> Onta keeps his stare at the wall. It's silent for a moment. He sighs in relief when he thinks she's done conversing.
> "Your name isn't guard is it? Should I keep calling you that?"

> "Onta sighs in frustration. Wishing he could have any other prisoner to guard.
> "I heard that." she hissed. He straightens his posture on reflex. Even though she could not see him.
> "You find me boring do you? Well, I hope you can be okay with me calling you bny your boring name."
> The thought of hearing his occupation being treated as a term of reference did not sit well with Onta. Especially if she wasn't planning on keeping quiet any time soon.
> "Onta. That's my name."
> A quiet giggle made him feel a little insecure. "Onta? What village did you dag your knuckles out of?"
> Onta quietly rolls his eyes. How in the four nations did Rin risk so much for this a woman this insufferable?
> "Oh come on, dear. It's just a joke. I know you didn't like it. You didn't even giggle."
> Onta responded impulsively. In the very first thing that struck him as politeness in his mind.
> "I didn't mind it, miss Ozumi."
> "Oh? Then why didn't you laugh?" asked Ozumi. Onta pulls at his collar.
> "I heard it before." Partly a lie. He's heard jokes aimed to jab him from Fire Nation citizens before. Just not this particular one. To him, it was just as funny as the rest.
> "Oh, I suppose I was a better fire empress than a comedian."

> Onta silently disagreed. After all, she's the one in the cell.
> "But I'm in this prison. Is that what you're thinking, Onta? Well, let me tell you this for consideration. What if there was no Avatar?"
> Onta didn't see the point in hypotheticals. He lives most of his life under the rule of the ex-fire empress. In his mind, it wouldn't have been much different from what he already saw of it on the ground level.
> "I'd keep things in order. I really was good at that."
> Onta could not help but think of the many executions, battles, and massacres that rested on this woman's head for that order. If the state of the world during the one hundred year war could be called "order."
> "Oh, you don't agree? None of the other guards did.."
> "I-I didn't say that, miss Ozumi."
> "You didn't need to. So be it." she said.
> Onta started to get really nervous. Despite the state Ozumi was in now, he did not forget the power she once had. How could he? Just the memory was giving intimidation an advantage.

> Some time passed. It was silent until the whistling started. Onta wasn't entirely certain of what she was whistling. Familiar songs, but none he could name. He was a little surprised that, so far, she isn't whistling the Fire Nation anthem.
> "I'm so bored of this, Onta. Especially the whistling. It's one of the only things that can keep me entertained in this filthy cell."
> Onta started to wonder what the other methods could be. Especially since there was so little for her to use in the way of facilities.
> 2Like what?" he asked.
> Ozumi chuckles, deeply and sinisterly.
> "You really wish to know? Well, let me get my mind n order."
> Onta raises a brow in confusion. He was tempted to check the contents of the cell with his own eyes just to see what she could be using.
> It didn't take long before he didn't have to keep wondering. The quiet, wet slapping sounds and the soft, quiet moans echoing in the room painted a clear picture.
> Onta did not at all feel comfortable with hearing former ruler expose herself to him like this. Even if it was just audibly. Childhood memories filled with growing up to learn to fear, respect and revere this woman clashed with this carnal behavior. No person of the stature he was told to expect should be so beneath dignity, Onta thought.

> The moans of Ozumi get a little louder. A nervous Onta squeaks out.
> "U-uh, not to be rude, but could you not do that please?"
> Ozumi chuckles again din a brief pause from her moans of self-pleasure.
> "Why, Onta? Does a woman enjoying herself make you nervous? I suppose you never had much experience, have you?"
> Onta quietly gulps as Ozumi's moans continue to flood the room. On occasion, she would comment on how pleasurable the sensation of her stimulation felt.
> "Mmm, this feels good. Want to know who I'm thinking about, Onta?"
> "Not particularly."
> "why? Scared you'll get jealous? I haven't even seen you."
> Onta wipes his forehead. He's not about to expose himself to her. All he has to do is stand in this spot. That's it. Don't make the same mistake the others did.

> "It wasn't always like this, you know. I used to be able to have any man I wanted. Things got a little harder since my husband left you know? I got lonely, what can I say?"
> Onta was determined not to respond. He didn't wish to give her an opening.
> "What about you Onta? You get lonely sometimes right? Sometimes you feel like your only friends in the world are your hands."
> Onta coughs a little into his hand. An attempt to conceal the giggle that threatened to escape.
> "But even they are starting to lose their appeal. I'm not a teenage girl. I haven't been in a long time. I demand attention."
> Onta gave in. He didn't mean to. But this woman just won't stop talking.
> "No offense, miss Ozumi, but your sex life is not my concern. Only your safety and presence are."
> Ozumi's voice suddenly had a touch of ire to it. Much to Onta's nervous shock.
> "Oh, but I think it is, Onta. Do you really believe you're going to stand there while I sit here just as pathetically still as you are? I'll do whatever I like. Because if I don't, I'll go stir crazy here."
> Onta leans back against the wall while taking a deep breath to compose himself. He mentally criticized his own feelings of nerves.
> "and trust me, Onta. That is something you do not want to see."

> "I know something you'd want to see though."
> Onta speaks hesitantly.
> "W-what?"
> Ozumi giggles mischievously. "Why, me of course. When was the last time you saw a woman pleas herself?"
> Onta gulps. Perhaps a little too loudly.
> "Oh, you never have? What a shame."
> Onta tries to mislead her away from the thought that he was something less than... whatever it was he was supposed to be. A model of masculine strength, perhaps. He needed it for this job.
> "I never said that."
> "Onta, that's not a denial."
> Onta inhales. He thinks of the portraits ofOzumi he saw throughout his life. The brief glimpses he saw of her during the parades held in her honor throughout the past couple of decades. He knew enough to know that she had an enviable beauty. And this very same enviable beauty was offering to let him watch her play with herself. Perhaps even to climax.
> "It'll be a secret. Our secret. As long as you don't pull a Rin on me. You're not as pathetically desperate a shim are you, Onta?"

> Onta feels like a sense of pride was at stake. Almost as if it was a challenge, and he was too used to not wishing to disappoint nobles.
> "Of course I'm not."
> "Prove it." Ozumi ordered. Ordered. Felt quite out of place of a tone for a prisoner, but she still retained some of her authoritative way of speaking, and Onta was used to following orders. All she wants is an audience. What could be the harm in that?
> Onta gulps as his heart quickens its pace a little. He steps away from the side, and moves closer to the cell. He turns to the left, and sees the tall, dark-haired woman dressed in tattered rags. She leaned against the wall with a dark, almost mocking smirk.
> Onta took note of the single bed and bucket in the cell. No wonder she was finding ways to keep herself entertained.
> "Onta! There you are. I knew you wouldn't resist. Do you wish to see how aroused I am?"
> Onata wasn't sure how to answer. Turns out, he didn't need to. She withdraws her hand from her crotch, and hold sit up in front of her. Onta could vaguely see the wet fingers glow from the light beyond her small window.

>EPILOGUE
> "Do you see that? Part of the reason I used to rule the world." she joked as Onta nodded. She places her fingers back inside herself with a smile. Followed by biting of her bottom lip.
> "Just before I finish, Onta. I want you to know something. Whenever I "perform" I want you to do a favor for me. That's how these shows go. Understand?"
> Onta didn't mean for this to happen. Not at first. Certainly, not when he first entered, but the once-powerful woman proved too powerful for him.
> "Of course, miss Ozumi."
> Ozumi chuckles as her fingers slide in and out of herself with a quiet squelching.
> "Don't call me miss. Just Ozumi is fine." she moans out as her thrusting gets quicker.
> "Ahh, oh,oh! Oh, it's such a feeling, Onta. You men have no idea."
> Onta wasn't sure what else to do except nod. Just as Ozumi's moans get a little more intense.
> "Oh, it's coming, it's coming! AH IT'S COMING! AHHHHH! OHHHHH! Ozumi calls out as her private area shoots out a brief, squirt of clear liquid. She slides down the wall with heavy breathing.
> Onta was stoic. More stoic than she expected. At first, Ozumi was giggling. Now she was just disappointed.
> "First time you see a woman orgasm, and that's the look you give me?"
> Onta thought of shrugging, but decided that no response was the best response. He was almost certain any smile he gives her would be obviously forced anyway.
> That did not mean he was unwilling to help her get whatever she wanted to make her stay a little more bearable.
> "What do you wish to get, Ozumi?" he asked.
> Ozumi huffs. "A fish. Cooked. I don't care what kind."
> Onta raises a brow in confusion.
> "That's it?" he asked. Foolishly as her intimidating glare suggested.
> "Did I stutter? Did I tell you something else? A fish. F I S H in case you need some help."
> Onta nods again.
> "I'll see what I can do when it's lunch."
> "Don't look at me like that." Ozumi said just as he turned.
> "Like what?" Onta inquired.

Not epilogue. Went a bit longer than expected.

> REAL EPILOGUE
> "You know what." she muttered. After she turned her head away from him.
> Onta felt comfortable enough to shrug. He walked back to his post, and leans against the wall. Not at all feeling aroused by what he saw. He certainly felt something for her. Nothing sexual. Just emotional. And it was hardly there.
> Ozumi found it difficult to think of much due to both her growing hunger pains, and the stupor of her fading orgasm. A feeling she's used to now. Too much to really enjoy it as much as she used to. Though it was useful for a brief escape before she recalls where she is once again.
> Revenge was all she could think about during the first couple of years. All the miserably painful ways she wished, hoped, and convinced herself she needed to do to the avatar, and, especially, her eldest daughter.
> But all her attempts at using whatever influence she had left on the outside came to naught. Her visits from Zuka were challenging in the way of self-restraint. She wouldn't survive a fight against her without her firebending anyway.
> At least she could find a new appreciation for the smaller things in this state. Especially once she gets that fish.

>Zuka sandwiched between Aang and Mai with a strap-on

>Not Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee each taking turns with a strap-on on Zuka

unfortunately no

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LEAVES FROM THE VINE

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CUTE

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Good stuff user, good stuff.

Now do one for fem Sokka.

Coming up.

> "Yuck." Zuka thought to herself with a grimace as a pair of light brown-skinned hands gently lay a small mass of green, slimy seaweed onto her face.
> "Just hold still, Zuka. You don't want me to get it into your eyes do you?" a grinning Sokkara asked. Partly, rhetorically. She had the seaweed mask on her own face. If it wasn't so resembling of tentacles, Zuka would think she was wearing night camouflage.
> "This stuff really smoothes the skin?" Zuka asks in disgust. She wondered if this was a set up to humiliate her. Though Sokkara's typical seriousness, and Sokkara's own mask made her reconsider.
> Though she felt the need to question the source of this substance.
> "Sokkara, you got this stuff from a river that looked kind of marshy to me." Zuka said.
> "I've done this before. It works. Trust me." sokkara declared with a smile.
> zuka gulps before closing her eyes. "fine."
> Soon she felt the hands gently rub the seaweed over her face apart from the mouth and eyes. Zuka gently shivers as she started to relaize how cold it felt. It felt like whatever slime the seaweed was coated in was gelling and cooling her face. Zuka could have sworn she felt it writhe around byitself.
> "Ohhhhhh." Zuka shivered as Sokkarara began to gently press it deeper onto her face, and rub it around. This can very well classify as one of Zuka's more disgusting moments in her life.

> "annnnd done!" Sokkara proudly declared with her hands gleefully clasped together. Zuka slowly opens her eyes. Her vision hasn't changed much apart from some corners of the seaweed being barely visible.
> "I have never felt so violated before in my life." Zuka said.
> "Oh, stop being so whiny. It's just seaweed, and I have it too."
> "Sokkara, I think it's alive."
> "It's plant life, duh!"
> Zuka wanted to roll her eyes, but the aquatic monstrosity on her face made her too hesitant to do so. Sokkara takes a nail file from her personal make-up kit.
> "Now for your nails!"

> Zuka leans her head back on the smooth grass while Sokkara begins to get to work on filing her nails.
> "Ya know, that stuff really works. It really drains all the toxins from your face. Jotin (I made that up) seaweed really loves whatever's garbage to us. Even if it got into you years ago, it'll get it."
> Zuka gently shivers.
> "It's sucking me? Ohhhh." Zuka groans as she could barely feel a gentle pull from her face. She thinks it may have been anyway. Maybe it's just her not being used to having slime on her face.
> "I've been wearing that stuff for years. I've seen women in their middle ages barely look thirty-five, and they all had this in common."
> -I-if you say so." Zuka stuttered while Katara gently moves the nail file back and forth across the nail of Zuka's pinky.
> "So, I didn't get to ask you before., but you're a fire princess, right?"
> Zuka's seaweed-covered face frowns.
> "Ex-fire princess now. Probably."
> Sokkara pouts a little. At first, she was not sure how to respond. Until she decided to not to respond directly to Zuka's self-assessment.
> "Well, I've always been curious. What's it like?"
> Zuka reflects back on her memories of much of her life up to this point.
> "Boring. Domestic. At least it would be if I hadn't insisted on being more than just a princess. I wanted to be a leader."
> "Well, you got that. For a while."
> Zuka quietly frowns to herself. "Sure."

This thread weirdly just made me wanna rewatch ATLA.

> The conversation was not going as well as Sokkara intended. She decided to quickly let go of the easing strategy.
> "So, you have arranged marriages, right? Gotten set up with some nobles?"
> Zuka shivered again. This time, Sokkara was not sure if it was the seaweed.
> "To many men, yes. I hid away from all of them. Sometimes it would take days for the chambermaids to find me."
> Sokkara briefly wondered where the hiding spots are, but then she decided that they were pointless details to ask about. She was eager to get to the point.
> "Well, apart from them. Was there anyone you liked? Really liked?"
> Zuka wanted to quietly glare at Sokkara, but the seaweed almost seemed to have a paralyzing effect on her. Even if it was just a psychological one.
> "No. If there were I probably wouldn't be here or have this scar."
> Sokkara started to regret asking. Now she was eager to backpedal on the idea of sharing past attractions.

>starts as a rant about Iroh in another thread
>nobody responds, guy makes new thread but with Zuko tits
>the classic blunder
>thread starts discussing how femZuko would change
>thread starts discussing whether r63 is gay, transsexual or something else
>maths
>drawfaggotry
>Aang vs femZuko writefaggotry
> Aang x femZuko writefaggotry
>femOzai writefaggotry
>and now femSokka writefaggotry
I can see why.

For

> Zuka thinks to herself. She wondered if she had really lived a life without having any particular boy that stood out in it.
> Certainly not during her days as a fire princess. Even her time sailing on the ship led her to meet members of the opposite sex too intimidating to her. Mainly because it was abundantly clear her presence was not desired. Yet, it was tolerated because she had her Aunt Iroh with her, and she was the fire empress's daughter. No one would ever dare to say no to her. Not that she desired their company anyway.
> Zuka decided to try and turn the conversation back to Sokkara. She did not wish to leave the girl awkwardly pulling back after a failed attempt at conversation. Besides, she wanted to try and get on the good side of the avatar and his friends as much as possible. It's not like the fire nation will take her back.
> "I may not have much to boast of. I always saw it as a waste of my time and dedication. So, whatever you have to say you can spill it. I'm sure you have much more to offer with that kind of talk." Zuka suggested.
> Sokkara smiled with a little enthusiasm. Her mind begins to go through all the male figures she had an affinity too. Judging by how quiet she was for a few seconds, Zuka pondered don the amount of them with an amount of curiosity she did not expect to feel.

> "There was this one guy named Jet. A little crazy, but crazy cute too. Oh, and there was Yu. He was a water tribe prince, but he was already engaged. A couple of your fire nation troops were real cute too. I helped in distracting a couple of them before. If you get my meaning."
> Zuka was starting to get a little bored of the list Sokkara was narrating to her. The relaxing feel of the soft grass beneath her head, along with Sokkara's seemingly endless chatter made Zuka's mind drift away somewhere else.
> She suddenly hears the sound of rushing, water. The sudden feeling of the lack of seaweed on her face makes her leap up off the grassy ground with great alarm.
> She looks around and fails to see Sokkara anywhere. A couple of times she calls out for her only to get no response apart from bird tweets.
> Zuka sighed. She figured she must have fallen asleep, and Sokkara finished up he beauty treatment before leaving. Zuka just hopes that the avatar and his gang haven't left her behind. Thought that would certainly not surprise her.
> Zuka walks on the grass, toward the source of the running water. She suddenly felt the need to have a drink. As long as whatever water source nearby did not contain obvious surface-level algae or the colour brown, she could handle the risk.

> She follows the sound, the closer she got, the louder it became. She had finally found a flowing lake with clear water flowing furiously within it. Seemed to look good enough to drink from to her.
> She slowly kneels down, and reaches a hand into the water. As soon as she tokk the first handful into her mouth, she looks down and notices a face reflecting in the water next to her own.
> In shock and defensive reflex, she spins around her hand in a chopping motion aimed toward the stranger's head.
> Her attack stops when a strong, firm hand grips her wrist. She struggles to escape it with a loud grunt, but wheoevr wa skeeping her in palce was like a rock.
> She intends to stare with the most fearsome glare she could muster. Only to have it soften immedialtey when she's met with the kind, grey eyes of the Avatar. Though he did not look quite himself.
> He stood in frotn of her shirtless with a body even mor emuscular than the one he already had. His face looked like it had aged by ten years. He was more of a man than a boy.
> "A-aang?" Zuka stuttered out. Just as the older avatr smiled to her.
> Zuka suddenly felt a sting on her arm. She hisses as the pain sears through her. That sensation was follwoed by another auditory one of Sokkara's cocnerned voice.
> "Zuka? Zuka?" Oh, come on please wake up! They weren't supposed to kill you!"

> EPILOGUE
> "Huh, what happened?" Zuka asked as Sokkara quickly lets go of her arm with a nervous blush.
> "I-I was just making sure you weren't dead. Please don't be mad."
> Zuka raise sup from the ground. Sokkara holds a hand up in alarm.
> "No wait! It doesn;t stick-" she says as the seaweed on Zuka's face falls to her lap.
> "-yet."
> Zuka looks down to see the slimy, wet dark mass of weed son her lap. She grimaces as she stands up to watch it fall away to the ground. While leaving a dark wet spot behind on her dark red skirt.
> "Uch." Zuka exclaims. She prepares to leave while the seaweed faces Sokkara looks to her with cocnern, and regret.
> "This was a mistake." Zuka says before walking away with the intention of washing her clothe sin the lake.
> "But I haven't finished your nails!" Sokkara called out.
> "I can do them myself!" Zuka harshly relpied without bothering to look back.
> Sokkara looks down in dismay at the nail file.
> "I suppose I'll keep that Aang tidbit to myself."