Real fans will Boycott Alita: Battle Angel on DVD and Blu-ray

Can't speak for anyone else, but as a longtime series fan, I came for a bleak, gritty Dystopian violence-fest, and got served a YA Maze Runner-Mockingjay-esque crapfestival.
Fuck this film, it broke my heart.

I mean, I wouldn't want a girl to step on my balls. Why would I ever step on her uterus?

Holy shit, you useless fucking mods and jannies

Seriously, this is Yea Forums or Yea Forums, arguably /pol/, but in no way Yea Forums.

>twitter screencap OP

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That ugly ass movie with The Polar Express-tier animation that all the incels rallied behind when Captain Marvel was a huge success.

What make you so mad about this post?

Which funnily they did weeks after its release, making their efforts pointless from the start.

It's not Yea Forums you fucking dipshit, don't act all disingenuous

The snake doesn’t look comfortable in that position.

They're perpetual fuck-ups with no self-awareness. And apparently they're still at it.

That really doesn't explain why you're buttsore about it though.

Captain Marvel was not a success.

Am I the only person who doesn't follow celebrities or look at social media?

WHY WOULD I NOT BE UPSET ABOUT YOU POSTING OFF-TOPIC BULLSHIT AND THE MODS BEING USELESS CUNTS ABOUT IT, YOU BRAINDEAD FUCKING MORON FUCK

You're being dishonest. It's made 1.128 billion USD

K, no idea who that is.

>POSTING OFF-TOPIC BULLSHIT
This isn't off-topic

And Blade was not announced at the Hall H of the Marvel SDCC panel.
Wait, are we still posting verifiable lies?

Because half of Yea Forums is off topic bullshit anyway. Look at you, you're posting off topic bullshit about a thread you don't like. There must be something about this that's triggering you. Like the subject is important to you somehow, you just don't want to see it here.

Thats really dumb

OP if I promise to be angry will you go away?

The star of Alita: Battle Angel (movie)

YES IT IS YOU DUMB NIGGER, THIS ISN'T A COMIC OR A CARTOON

THIS THREAD DOESN'T BELONG IN THIS BOARD YOU SHITPOSTING FAGGOT

I can't quite put my finger on it, but something makes me want to put my dick in that snake...

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>THIS ISN'T A COMIC OR A CARTOON
Alita: Battle Angel is a comic

>May 15
Come on. Fine, I’ll put it into my outrage queue but no promises.

IT'S A FUCKING MANGA
IT GOES IN FUCKING Yea Forums - ANIME AND MANGA
IT'S ON THE FUCKING TITLE
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

You could still call it a comic

This is a live action adaptation of a manga, therefore not Yea Forums by any means. Even if you go the Western route, it's still live action, which is already fringe enough to be off topic.

NO IT'S NOT
READ THE FUCKING RULES YOU INBRED DIPSHIT
MEDIA OF WESTERN ORIGIN
JAPANESE SHIT GOES ON Yea Forums
FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING VERMIN
FUCK THESE PIECE OF SHIT MODS

Sounds like the subject of a John K. Pe-ta doujin.

I'm not playing 6 degrees of separation to figure out why this is on Yea Forums.
Alita is a manga/anime, adapted into a film. If this is about feminazi shit or whatever, take it to