>Meanwhile at the Justice League Watchtower.
Meanwhile at the Justice League Watchtower
Parker White
Grayson Foster
>”J’onn, go outside”
Ayden Brooks
Hey are you guys finished with the dryer? I really need to draw my shirts.
Benjamin Price
"I can not do that, Superman, I am too busy watching the newest series of Red Dwarf. Lister and Rimmer's social misunderstandings and irreconcilable tension help me to better identify with the human mind."
Christopher Peterson
Man, they still haven't improved security around here. I wonder who's on monitor duty this time...
Ryder Rivera
Ok, which one you jackasses ate my Oreo?
Benjamin Jackson
OK everyone as you can tell we are here to discuss about the recent events that's been happening.
Such as the low inactivity from the Legion of Doom. Except for Riddler who tried raiding an IKEA store only to get shot by the fat mall security officer.
Oh and that my movie was better.
But enough about that. Anything else you guys notice that is a bit off?
Oliver we are not sending J'onn to space.
What? You two were suppose to check for criminal activity as well! Why you busy doing laundry and watching Red Dwarf?!
Someone mind wipe him again.
Yes, I'm allowing it this time.
You should know damn well who Green Lanturn.
Leo Smith
No need to worry, Batman, I'll simply use my telepathic powers to- AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Justin Parker
Benis.
Jordan Morris
"Very well, let me probe for criminal acti-AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH"
Juan Green
Fucking J'onn and his addiction.
J'ONN! STOP HAVING A SEIZURE AND GIVE ME MY OREO!
Hunter Wright
Oh for fucks sake, I'll deal with him. Again.
Noitartsac!
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Just letting this cute little kitten into the office lads. Isn't he just the cutest?
Jason Morris
This is getting stupid.
Aren't you supposed to be patroling the streets with Flash? The world could be in danger for all we know and you're here worried about cookies.
It's normal for animals to be here. We have an animal division for a reason.
..... do martians actually have penises?
Brandon Adams
But Batman, I was stationed in Iowa! Nothing happen's there! Also, Flash got's this. What's going to stop him? It's not like the Legion is going to do anything. After the whole Japan debacle, they've calmed right down.
Alexander Ortiz
Hey guys wanna help with a revenge plan against logan? He didn't invite me to his birthday party yet invited the Legion of Doom, he also called me "Fagclops"
Jackson Butler
Hey you! Why the hell am I in the animal division along with super mutt and some squirrel with a stupid ring? Shouldn't I be with you guys?
I have literally helped kill a God Like being several times.
Shut up Fagclops. I'm trying to put in some complaints here.
Also Peter won't stop crying after you called his movie dumb... so could you apologize for that?
Also where are all the other Marvel Heroes?
Brody Barnes
wtf is the purpose of a tower in space?
Ayden Ortiz
Yawn I one shot all of you in my sleep. What is the point in this team again?
Landon Miller
>"No, I will automatically job if I do so.
Alexander Miller
Hey i think needs a rabies injection.
You remind me of Jean
Logan Edwards
Sup, dorks?
Jaxon Jenkins
Dammit do I have to explain this again?!
The tower and team are here to make sure this world stays safe in case another evil alien invasion tries to destroy the world again. Is it really that hard to understand?!
Also Klark, my butler says a different story about that.
We are not doing some petty revenge plot for you Cyclops. Go to the X-Mansion or Avengers Tower for that.
Peter's complaint is not valid if you want him to stop crying and watch the Zorro movie and make it his favorite film of all time.
As for your Marvel Heroes comment, heroes like Spider-man, the X-Men, and the Avengers are allowed. Except Tony Stark. After that fight with Wonder Woman he had, we're questioning whether he should stay in the Justice League or not.
As for that last complaint... we're not even going to acknowledge it.
William Watson
As for you, you need to get your ass in gear and help Flash with checking for villain activity Hal. I do not care what excuse you have.
Fucking hell! Can we just limit ourselves to ONE Green Lantern here?!
Jayden Williams
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, THAT THINK BIT MY BALLS OFF. PLEASE CALL IT OFF.
I promise I won't ever rape anyone again! Mostly because now I physically can't.
Dylan Davis
That's enough. Who put a blowup doll inside the fridge??
Anthony Butler
That is an unwise choice Batman, surely you know it is better to have more firepower around here. I am stuck on monitor duty for my own good so Guy can help out.
Angel Jones
Yes but why is it a tower? To get higher up to have a better overview in space makes no sense at all.
Ryder Jenkins
It's a watchtower! Everyone has a watchtower our's is just up in space! That's all. Besides as a tower it means more dorms and locker rooms for all of us in case we need to hide out here. Ever think of that asshole?!
Fair argument.... but that still doesn't mean you can just leave to watch Red Dwarf with Klark. I don't mind any of you taking breaks but at least take them in appropriate times.
I said mindwipe.... but this works. Hopefully he has learned his lesson this time.
Dammit Plastic Man!! Again!? This is the fifth one this month!
Nicholas King
You're being paranoid. The alien invasion was a fluke, the Legion is quiet, and nothing extraordinary has happened yet. What's the worst that's going to happen?
Jordan James
Hey, guys, call Richards in here. You're gonna love this.
Joshua Hernandez
Oh no
Dominic Gutierrez
Anyone seen Batman?
Jordan Baker
FUCKING HELL!!
Nathaniel Ward
Hey..uh do you have a condom?
Hudson Powell
I've got some. They make good balloon animals.
Henry Jackson
Thanks sir!
Protection is importand now days
Jace Sanders
Ummmm, why is your father taking his clothes off?
Alexander Miller
Thats not my Daughter you idiot thats batgirl!
My daughter that slut is to busy fucking joker.
Caleb Wright
Oh..Oh...Sorry about that. I've seen you're daughter dress like that before at a club, and you know. My apologizes Commissioner.
Zachary Baker
Where's Wonder Woman?