What was Thanos thinking in this moment?

>I'm sure glad they didn't send Antman up my butt.

Why does noone say wizard anymore?

A one time cull is just a temporary solution.

"Christ, I left the kettle on."

He's frantically trying to come up with a cool epitaph.

Confusion would be a cool epitaph since he crawled a cracked and broken path

>"I can't believe I got memed on"

"How did Iron man avoided screaming in pain when he had the gems?"

>Thanos: No, impossible. No man can contain such power!
Iron Man:FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIEEEEEETTTT
>*thanos dies*

Horrified that he failed to do what was necessary.

"Maybe I should have created infinite resources..."

> "this character is so OP as fuck it's bullshit."

bro did I leave the infinity oven on

Yeah, they had to remove Iron Man due to him being so broken

Oh no I forgot to refill the thanos copper

>"If i'm gone, who will take care of my third daughter?"

Is that actually in the movie, fucking hell I hate scarlet bitch

>I lost to someone I never even knew. What a strange feeling.

"Right in the infinity stones!"

Does this mean I'm cut from the next Mahvel?

>...they all lied. There is no record scratch at the end.

>"Who's Barney ?"

>I should've stayed back in my universe and used the knowlege I found from robodaughter to finish the job properly there instead of gambling it all here. Damn my ego.

He won some 14 million times and then he willingly jumped into the one L he took.

>I should have used the Pym Particles to create an army of giants.

>What was Thanos thinking in this moment?
Easy
>How didn't I know about the female Superman able to nuke my spaceship with ease and destroy my entire army?...I mean, a being of such power must have crossed by radar taking into account my knowledge is as vast as the universe and only unrivaled by my connections...it's like it appeared from nowhere just to this...

Actually is Doctor

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He didn't know any of them and got his ass kicked by most of them.

Awww nuts

>Fuck. Maybe I should have just stuck to my own universe.

JUST

Who the fuck is Barney?

>I don't get it. He's a man, but he's not made of iron nor wears iron. In fact, his suit is likely very advanced and shows the ability to reformat itself at a whim as shown when he managed to install each of the infinity gems into the corresponding locations on his h

>Hating the best girl in the MCU.

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>I want to eat some soup

>Just downright dogshit of a clown.

>well at least he didn't call me Barney.

>ah shit, here we go again

"You know what?You're right, my plan was pretty retarded"

“Damn I just finna got dabbed on”

>This can't be happening. I'm in charge here!

A guy like Thanos was probably relieved. He never would've actually been able to rest, no matter what, he had way too big a chip on his shoulder. Death was the only option.

"At least I won in the other 14 million dimensions"

>I’m going to be balls deep in Death, and when she comes for you so will I

But he lost in the one he came from, because now he’s gone from there

>I can't believe she doesn't remember we fucked in OldBoy

>wait, they used wooden doors? how did those wo-

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"Sneeds feed and seed formerly chucks fuck and suck"

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I've traveled each and every highway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way

This

>God, she was so tight too. Like a vice. Aw man, I miss that

As the dust cleared away, and after realizing he just watched and took part on his life's dream crumbling down, one thought kept Thanos' mind in peace as Death took him apart bit by bit:
>At least i'm not Ronan

and not even a good one. Imagine thinking life will go on as it was. That no more resources will be consumed now there's a technical abundance. Imagine thinking we won't expend more to compensate or just because we now can

I don't know why people still think Thanos did the right thing even when he destroyed the fucking gauntlet thus rendering him unable of snapping again when population regrows.

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Cli-

TONY! GIVE ME THE STONES, I'M WOOORTHY!

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Crap, I did forget to turn off the oven.

Captain Marvel blew it up with the rest of his ship

>Oh no. I'm about to die. Only have time for one last trick. Candlejack. I hope it w

WHEN THE FUCK WILL THE DIGITAL GET LEAKED

"Probably should have killed those guys back there in the rubble while they were looking at me instead of sitting on my ass for an hour."