Reminder that Batman is the best superhero there is. He might be a bit racist...

Based and hexagonal rainbowpilled.

This is from the script for A Serious House on Serious Earth, right? Reading all the non-sequiturs and rants Morrison put in the script, it made perfect sense to me why almost everyone laughed him out of the room when he was trying to pitch it.

>He might be a bit racist, he might might be misogynist to any women other than his own mom that he wants to fuck
Fuck off.

Are you really arguing with Morrison about how Batman should be portrayed? I think he knows more about Batman than you, user.

Everyone knows that Batman's a mommyfag.

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He was busy fucking your daughter commissioner

Does he have mother issues? Sure, but I don't fucking understand where you idiots get that he wants to fuck his mother.

>I don't fucking understand where you idiots get that he wants to fuck his mother.
if Batman won't fuck his mother then I sure as hell will do it.

>Batman would be quite incapable of sustaining any kind of relationship with a woman
Christ, that explains why the ending of Batman Inc is as fucked up as it is.

If you want to fuck a corpse I won't stop you.

Morrison's views on Batman changed a lot from Serious House to JLA to the Bat-epic.

>lazarus pit ain't a thing.

just a dip, you will get crazy cock rider mommy.

We all have a mother complex. This is hardly surprising given that our mothers are literally the matrix, knitting us together into bodily and psychic being. On the bodily level, our mother gestates us from the moment of conception, bathing us in her chemical signals, carrying us as her oxygen and nutrient-rich blood pulsates through us, her hormonal cascades keeping us in sync with the stages of intrauterine development, and finally tuning us exquisitely to the momentous event of our birth. After birth, her oxytocin bonds us to her in a state of blissful union. Slowly she awakens us to the world around us, infusing it with magic and wonder, so that everything around us is lit up by her love and pleasure, the flowers that she points out to us, the moon, all become aspects of her. For the rest of our lives, we will long to recapture that first romance, the lost paradise of her love.

Just saying, it's cool to admit you want to fuck your own mother. No other women will ever compare. Even Batman is into it and he's a genius. So he knows the good stuff.

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Edgy lil zoomer, ain't we?

Not my fault she makes for a beautiful corpse.

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Careful user, don't project too hard.

Lmao bats is a mommyfag

>believing Freud in the one thing he wanted to retract
Read the story behind the oedipus complex shindig, user.

Y'know, I wonder that the statute of limitations is on the Lazarus Pit. Like, can it resurrect a person from bare bones? A rotting corpse still in its coffin? Or must they be freshly deceased?

And if they're freshly deceased, how complete must the body be? Could a person blown up by a bomb be resurrected with only a few parts recovered, or must all of it be recovered and thrown into the pit?

So you'd drag a corpse halfway across the world just so you could throw it in some magical pit to revive it?

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I've never understood why it's called the Oedipus complex.

Because oedipus literally fucks his mother you dumbass

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>as far as this interpretation goes

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Everyone knows that so much Jason Aaron's version of the Squadron Supreme has it.

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He didn't want to fuck his mother like the complex says.

He didn't even know it was his mother when he did it. And was horrified when he found out.

>Bat man can't retain a relationship
>That means Batman hates woman

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but Comissioner, you are missing the newest episode of Princess Pumpkinpants!

What did Brian Azzarelo and Lee Bermejo meant by this?

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Come on, Ollie. We all know you want to be Batman.

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>He might be a bit racist
> he might even have some totalitarian tendencies
Er, these are positive points.

What if Batman's Robins were women instead of men? Would his Oedipus complex take over?

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>We all have a mother complex.
Nope, I only hate mine.

well
YES

Batman's a terribly repressed individual. It all stern from his relationship with his mother, that deeply affected his psych. Deep down he's afraid of desiring and acting on his desires, because when he was but a boy and desired his mother, what happened? She was violated, in a way, by an act of violence. He got to see the pearls flying and her face in a state of ecstasy, of release, as she died, and he seeing all this probably came in his little boy pants at that moment in sycronization, but that transgression also ended up taking her alway from him. Forever. He felt abandoned by her. As if that happened because he had done a bad thing and was now being punished for it.

Now as a grown adult Batman can't stop himself from desiring things, from wanting a release, but he repress himself, out of guilt, out of shame, out of fear. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't even fuck. No partaking for this young man. He's perpetually in a state of want, of excitement, of arousal, of readiness. Always on the edgy. But he will never allow himself the release he so much craves. Because deep in his psych he feels that it is wrong to want and much more to get it. If he allow himself something terribly will happen and he will be punished for it.

Why do you think all his romantic relationships are with femme fatales? Because they're the forbidden, like his mommy was.

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Nah, everybody in the 1940s/50s would say that comic books are for pedophiles instead of homosexuals.

Based and pearlpilled.

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Those two things were synonymous in the 40/50’s.

You know, there's no problem about being into your mom. Because that's a phase. You eventually grow out of it.
But there's something i can't excuse Batman for, and that's being into femdom. Only effeminate men and faggots in the closet are into femdom. It's not normal for a man to want to be dominated by a woman. It's not natural. Not to mention that it always leads to butt stuffs.

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Not quite. While all homosexuals were treated as pedophiles, not all pedophiles were treated as homosexuals, especially if it involved little girls and older men.

So as long as Batman was clearly heterosexual for his female Robins, it would be okay.

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I thought the closer you are to death, the more batshit crazy it drives you. So using it to keep you young and from the brink of death like Ra's keep him lowkey psychotic but bringing RIP Robin back to life drives him temporarily completely insane.

I think a long dead body would just be a murder zombie.

My autism can't accept that panel of her claws shredding the suit but not the skin.

waitingfortrade.com/2012/01/catwoman-castrates-batman-analysis-by.html

I believe context is that this from a story Batman got Superman’s powers and went kind of crazy.

How does one go about fucking their own mom? Taking her out to little dates and then go from there?

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He's a man of culture

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Do normies not realize the pearls are cemented as part of the origin story? The director didn't have to bother tracking that detail at all. They would get zero points for doing so.

Plenty of powerful men are into it. Most powerful men, actually. It's new and exciting.

The pearls represent so much more, you've no idea. Check .

>"Alfred, mind if I comment on something?"
>"What is it, Master Kent?"
>"Well, I was looking at a picture of Bruce's mom and...It kinda looks like Robin...I mean ALL Robin's. Should I be concerned?"

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While I think some people would accuse Batman of being a pedo, I think people as a whole would be okay with Robin being a girl, like they were okay with Robin as a boy until Seduction of the Innocent came out. My Nana read superhero comics back during the 40’s and 50’s and she’d used to argue with her sister who’d make a better husband between Batman and Superman. Now you’re telling them that Batman just got a quirky young girl as a sidekick? Again, adults might see that as weird, but girls probably would’ve been all over that.

>no Alfred, you shouldn't
>i am using protection.

>To appreciate the full significance of this image, we have to return to Batman's origins. Over the years there has been an evolution of the scene where the young Bruce Wayne sees his parents murdered in front of him as they leave a movie theater. The theft of his mother's pearls has become the key image from this scene and its depiction is repeated over and over in endless reconstructions of the traumatic event.
>Pearls have long been associated with fecundity, the milky gemstone mysteriously nurtured within the soft tissue of living mollusks. One of the best-known of Victorian underground pornographic magazines was named 'The Pearl'. It was notorious for featuring stories of incest. More recently the term 'string of pearls' has come to signify male ejaculate, particularly in pornographic movies where the male ejaculates onto his partner's body.

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It helps to have a single mother who tries to date but has no luck. From there you support her decisions while also being flirtatious if not callous in your own sexual maturity. Treat her the way that her dates never do, or the way that your father never did.

Then start walking around the house on weekends without any pants on. Maybe a T-shirt, definitely underwear, but no pants.

T-thanks Morrison

Confirmed by the writer, or just a dumb faggot's fantasy theory?

That’s precisely why batman is the best superhero. He’s a human. What human isn’t a little racist? What man isn’t a little misogynist? A little vengeful?

He’s a person. He’s one of us.

Confirmed by several writers. Grant Morrison, for one, couldn't make it more obvious. Look at the big BAMBI in this page.

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Wew. That one cut deep.

I think it’s a case “DEATH OF THE AUTHOR GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL!” As much as you can interpret Bruce as secretly wanting to fuck his mom, you can also simply interpret the pearls as a point of fixation from his trauma. He “helped” his dad decide those pearls are a good fit for his mom, and she just so happened to wear them at her death.

Here's another page. Where the pearl connection is shown.

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Are you going to see there and say to me that this isn't the face of a boy undergoing his sexual awakening?

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Well to give this thread more edge

>Dixie Grayson: Used and abused by Batman as she grew older to the point were she developed kinks that makes 50 Shades of Gray look PG. She was eventually let go thanks to the help of the Teen Titans and Superman. Batman had a temporary, 1 month suspension from the Justice League much to Supes' rage causing him to leave the team on bad terms. Her respect (and one-sided crush) to Supes influences her identity as Nightwing

>Jesse Todd: Got the worst treatment of all as Batman saw her as "the whore Robin". Has trauma over her days with Batman and her death at the hnds of Joker. Has mixed feelings over Dixie, has respect for her by helping her turn a new leaf but holds a grudge for not helping her when Bruce abused her. Developed a heroin addiction thanks to Speedy.

>Tammy Drake: Least-abused because of Drake and Todd watching over her (and offering their bodies so Bruce wouldn't use her). Only discovered Bruce's real nature later in life as he attempted to rape her

>Damian: His biological daughter that was fed lies by both her mother and father. Jealous of the other Robins at first but holds Dixie in high-regard. Her relationship with Jon helps Supes keep an eye on Bruce

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Yes

That's he's about to become what he hates, Joe Chill.

>edgy zoomer
Not any zoomers actually think like that larping fag does. In the age of acceptance every zoomer is an effeminate liberal

Nothing but an over-glorified furry.

>none of us are pregnant
>don't worry
>I CHECKED

Was this scene hot for anyone else?

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Reminder that Batman's also MGT and into no fap movements.

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