Aquaman ,Batman ,Superman Shitty dads

Aquaman ,Batman ,Superman Shitty dads.

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Batman's a great dad. Fuck off.

>i need some time alone to think about this
>but i love you and i will be there for you and the child
>BUT ARTHUR WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEE

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Aquaman is a bitch lol?

Give the man some space. He is not abandoning you, he just needs to think.

Aquaman has like four other kids to deal with

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aquaman is just insecure

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It would be nice if Batman was a good dad, but current comics seem to prefer him as a loner who occasionally hits his kids for one reason or another.

Tom King seems to think DC stands for Depression Comics

I don't think I've ever seen a page with Arthur and Mera that isn't Mera just bitching at him., with varying degrees of justifiable

This run is so shit
You haven’t read much Aquaman

good at raising Deathstoke's son, maybe.

But Batman just hate Jason Todd.

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The end of the arc was pretty clear about Damian not being Deathstroke's son and even before that nobody honestly believed in the fake documents.

He is 10.
Really that's what's creepy about it for me

I like how Wondy and Steve is probably staring at these couples and are just like “y’all never heard of birth control?”

For as many DC characters who seem to hate parenthood they seem to not know what can prevent them

The very idea was so dumb it deserves to be mocked.

Those new jokes are great. My favorite oldie, but goodie:

What's the difference between Jason and acne?
Acne waits till you're 14 years old before it comes on your face!

You mean the same Wondy that wanted to get pregnant from Superman?

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More like the user that posted deserves to be mocked

That whole arc was fucking stupid as fuck and just another instance of Christopher Priest sucking the character he's writing and trying to make the character to be as awesome as Batman. Why did we need a past romantic history between Deathstroke and Talia al Ghul? Why did we need a drama where Damian might actually be Deathstroke's kid? Just because Batman's popular? Damian's popular? Talia is Batman's woman?

>Aquaman is a shitty dad
I thought that much was clear after his first baby son was killed

Someone called?

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>Jason was killed under his care
>Damian was killed protecting Bruce from his would be killer
>Tim was "killed" via explosion helping Bruce solve his problem
>Dick was "killed" and became Rick because of Batman drama

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New 52 is not canon anymore.

It's what happens when Kelly Sue Decconick, Tom King, and Bendis get their hands in thise characters. All of them have kids too so you can only wonder what acceptable parental behavior is for them or in Aquaman's case if Fraction ever wanted to bail from KSD at some point.

Because his shitty book was going to be cancelled unless sales improved and retitling the book “vs Batman” is a way to rescue sales

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Does this mean we're going to get treated to high-quality art of pregnant Mera?

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