Wake up from 10 thousand year slumber

>wake up from 10 thousand year slumber
>see this
wat do?

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He hasn't been asleep though

The Emperor seems completely unaware of what has happened during that time.

I just rewatched this shit.
Brother Santodes, the Custodes Dreadnaught?
Same name as the Custodes who jumped in front of the Emprah after Ollanius Pius.
I wonder if that will be brought up.

Because he’s been stuck in a golden room unable to communicate with anyone until they installed the Text-to-speech device on him.

I mean, does it need to be brought? It seems pretty obvious to me that they’re one and the same. What more needs to be said about it?

He's been awake, he's just been kept out of the loop because the last few people to have a conversation in front of him happened during the fucking Age of Apostasy.

The fact that the name works perfectly to complete the Pillar Men joke with the greasy beefboys we've been enjoying.
Wham!, The Cars, AC/DC, Carlos Santana
Whammu, Kars, Ecidisi, Santana.
Whamhudes, Karstodes, Custodisi, Santodes.

Conquer the Earth. Duh.

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Play this of course.
youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

..........................................................................................Rita Rapunzel wakes up and has to face Imperial Pillar Men as her enemies??

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It's also the reason he's in that ancient super tech Dreadnought

Yea he's been all cooped up in the Throne Room and split among the immaterial realms. Keeping Space Travel Safe and Earth from being swallowed by another eye of terror.

>Not this youtu.be/JVAFyKXf6Nk

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Oh Joy can't wait for that boy to show up. That and Russ, after Russ and Emperor find Jaghatai Khan with the Dark Eldar.

A fine Family Reunion shaping up.

Keep posting Stonetoss comics.

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>Russ and Emperor find Jaghatai Khan with the Dark Eldar
>turns out he really has spent all this time murder-racing them
>meanwhile, back on the Bro Trip, Vulkan & Corvus struggle with Orks (they keep mistaking Vulkan for a warboss) and Tyranids (Vulkan keeps trying to pet them)

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He's the galaxy's most powerful psyker, though, it's not like he was in complete isolation.

I don't get it.

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>Lelith turns out to be a huge Khan fangirl with a Helga tier shrine to him in her room

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I am hoping Perturabo shows up myself. Because it would continue the Magnus/Leman trend of pairing Primarchs with their opposite number, and also because I noticed in the Iron Cage episode Dorn conveniently omitted the fact that the fortress was a giant trap. Plus TTS Emperor would probably have a field day with Perturabo's self-importance.

D E L E T E

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>Not the OG remix
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>Perturabo
The fuck has he been up to since the Heresy?
I know his boys kind of hate Chaos, so whenever they get some kind of "blessing" they lop it off and slap some metal over it, so he doesn't seem like the kind to become a Demon Prince like the rest did.

youtu.be/-jNPpF9pw-s

>Eldar-fucker being allowed to pass judgement

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At least he's getting things done unlike Mr. 'Gonna stay cooped up in the Palace for the last 10k years while everything goes to shit'

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DELET

You're a dick.
Who was the one who had to turn his greatest gift to his father into a fortress?
Who was the one who had to hold the line when Horus' army came?
Who was the one who had to see one brother turned-traitor, the other one slaughtered, and his father mangled?
Who was the one who had to carry his father's body to be placed in a Palace that had become a mausoleum?
Who was the one who heard his father's dying words?
Who was the one who took the blame for Horus' Pyrrhic victory?
Who was the one who, instead of playing politician, went out and furiously worked to complete his father's crusade?
Who was the one who tried to stand up for their father's ideals, instead of creating a nonsense book that would forever weaken humanity?
Who was the one who was accused of BEING A TRAITOR FOR DOING WHAT THE EMPEROR WANTED?

Dorn was doing things before Guilliman could get his thumb out of his ass, and was berated for it. Then, once Guilliman came back, he revealed that he'd been withholding valuable gene seed from all of his brothers on Mars, he's sleeping with the enemy, and he has the audacity to take the position as leader of humanity and anyone who opposes him is judged by the Inquisition and the High Lords for heresy.

Guilliman isn't doing a goddamn thing for the Imperium. Rogal, meanwhile, is doing what he has always done; taking care of his beloved father, whom he loves more than anything else.

See this? Yeah I think you do

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That's just normals being normals.

>tl;dr

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nice get

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Based quads of truth.

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I hope Boy gets to become a Space Marine

>Hitler Get in a 40k thread
Nice

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Perturabo used the harvested geneseed of all the Fists that died at the Eternal Fortress as a sacrifice to ascend to daemonhood. Then he just hunkered down in Medrengard.
Not sure what he's been up to since Cadia exploded though.

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I'm just glad that Dorn is protective of boy.

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I recall something about a war with Mortarion, but I don't know if Perturabo was personally involved.

>EZ needs to crack open the second biggest fortress in the Imperium only to Terra
>Doesn't bring the Siege Daemon Primarch

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I would to the Emperor’s reaction to Ollanius Pius being catholic.

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IT’S BETTER THAN CANON

The Q&A video was in 2014. Most viewers have probably forgot about it by now.

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>Wanting the “Ollanius Pius is a perpetual” bullshit to contaminate TTS
Ew no. That shit is the height of unnecessary retcons.

As someone on YT commented:
>Vulcan loves the fire,
>And Russ, he loves the snow,
>Good thing that they didn't
>USE THE WOLF-TITS ON YA THO

Some day you’re going to have to accept it Kitten. You can’t keep lying to yourself forever.

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MY MASTER AWAKENED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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...

Or is it?

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AN INTERESTING QUESTION ASSHOLE

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Thanks roboner

is there any porn of him?

I like how the line, "What are rules, really?" can be used to justify Mystical Space Typhoon negating a card effect, despite being a Quick-Play Spell.

...
Do NOT sexualize Boy.

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The entire Yu-Gi-Oh anime could be summed up with the words “What are rules, really?” So many combos and cards that I realized upon rewatching the show were the absolute height of cheese, ripe for every sort of ban imaginable.

He is supposed to be tolerant of "her" identity but, when asked to tolerate what he identifies as "she" becomes intolerant.

g-gussy

And the entire manga for Arc-V can be summarized as turbo incest NTR.

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>turbo incest NTR
This requires further elaboration.

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Based.

>make a meme watermark

die.

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>fuklaw
I miss when /tg/ didn't have so many people who who have sticks up there asses about their older memes.

It iss a fanfeek

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I miss Commissar Fuklaw. I miss the Angry Marines. I miss Cultist-chan. I miss Chaptor and Colette. I miss when Yea Forums was good like that.

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>Yuzu is a turbo-Jew who discovers "The Phantom"
>The Phantom, Yuya, is mysterious, aloof, and has three other personalities inside of him
>Reiji manages to corner Yuya, and reveals he and Yuya are from the future
>Yuya's dad, Yusho, and Reiji's dad, Leo, accidentally discovered G.O.D.
>G.O.D. escapes from "between dimensions" and causes havok
>Yusho instigates the World Illusion event, sends Yuya back in time
>Leo does something similar for Reiji
>a bunch of plot happens involving the Adam Factor and EVE being an antagonist
>turns out Yuya, Yuto, Yugo, and Yuri were all different boys smooshed into one body
>Yuzu eventually falls in love with Yuya
>tries to confess to him at the end of the story
>Yuya stops her and promises they will meet again because their arc is connected
>Yuya goes back to the future
>Yuzu doesn't know what to do, wanders around
>overhears a dueling event where a man introduces himself as a Dueltainer
>it's Yusho, Yuya's future-dad
>Yuza and Yusho fall in love
>Yuza and Yusho have sex
>they have so much sex they have three boys, Yugo, Yuto, and Yuri
>Yuzu then has a fourth son, Yuya
>they're all one big happy family
>Yuzu literally NTRs the boy she loves with his father
>now has the potential to NTR the father with the son

This is some fucked up choas propaganda

Boy will make lewd tentacle fanfiction and nothing you can do will stop this.

Where's Yugi in all this?

Remember when yugioh just had a dude with amnesia and an autist with money that is really into dragons?

ARC-V deals in the multiverse being broken after far far far future events. Yugi is long dead in the original reality, and they never visit any universe where he might still be around.

I too remember people getting their soul crushed and the world's richest man stopping guns with trading cards

There's a point where we have to stop and we are past that point.

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I feel like the explosive popularity of Contrast Paint requires some reference to them soon.

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Please, it's much better than what the anime pulled. At least you can masturbate to the manga, Arc-V's anime is the worst thing I have ever had the misfortune of sitting through. It's not even "so bad it's good", it's just plain awful.

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You are small time. Try counting how many times Tomaru Sawagoe appears in this chart.

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Yours is literally a fetish-based story where the protagonist is given multiple lifetimes to allow him to bang his daughters. The example I provided was a neck-break turn that happened out of the blue for literally no reason at all, and included the second-to-last panel showing the mother giving her baby bedroom eyes, who just so happens to be the boy from the future she wanted to impregnate her.

I’m not even sure what distresses me more, the “NTRing your own son” subplot, or the entire narrative clusterfuck that had to happen to enable this.
Whether or not that’s true, it’s still pretty bad. Maybe not “Inquisitor Draigo” bad, but not as far from it as one should be.

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Chaptor and Yea Forumslette still get discussed semi-frequently though.

ARC-V, like most of Yugioh, is fucking insane. In fact, it's probably more insane than the norm, because temporal multiverse bullshit leads to fucking insanity even in small amounts.

Post the Tenchi Muyo family tree.

I think she and Emps should hook up. They'd make a great couple.

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Pray I have a stand that is bullshit, but the useful kind of bullshit.

Best described as "Reasonably Incestuous".
Also, it lacks the next generation, being Kenshi, and Tenchi and Seina's children.

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I mean, Incest doesn't really matter when most (if not all) of the parents are multiversal gods or are blessed by such.

And if you look at the tree, there's nothing so outrageous as most of the 0verflow tree.
The worst potential one was Ayeka being betrothed to Yosho, but that got nipped in the bud.

0verflow is is immensely fucked up that I'm not even going to attempt to comprehend what it's doing.

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I would like the catholic part to stay. It’s interesting

>So these spiky guys told me there's this "Corpse Emperor" on this planet. Can one of you guys help me find it?

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That's fine, just as long as they get rid of the immortal time-traveler part.

I completely agree. The emperor being saved by someone who is religious is extremely ironic

Ghost, no.

I like to imagine he's built himself a workshop so sophisticated that any AdMech Magos would consider having to gouge half his implants out for 15 minutes access more than a fair trade, then just spent his time playing his own real life game of Factorio meets Total War.

Bringing him along would mean ceding control of the assault to him though. Given his history, he's probably not going to have the Iron Warriors do all the digging on the siege. And putting the Black Legion under Perturabo's control would be problematic at best.

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thanks user. Funniest animation in a long while.

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which reminds me:
>Imperium finally gets around to producing those calendars the Emperor promised the Sisters
>Kitten is somehow roped into posing
>due to a combination of Tzeentchian warp-fuckery and typical Imperial bullshit, the calendars wind up in the possession of the Tau

*fishy schlicking sounds*

See

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>Slaanesh doesn't have a bulge

Based Stonetoss poster

That NO!! actually made me jump in my chair when I heard it.

Why are the villians from JoJo part two wearing gladiator masks?

It literally gave me pain with how hard I was laughing at that.

Not only is this family tree chock full of incest most of the girls on here get around as well sheesh.

>forgetting Diavodes

based nekron bro lets fuck those forhead vaginas

Pure uncorrupted gods.

>Not the Emprahs Banger
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Everyone here has made sure to check out the indiegogo right? Go get your oiled Custodes minis, or buy the STLs and dump em here
>"Fabulous Pillar Guardians"

Fight for the true good guys in the 40k universe the tyranids

Reminder

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I wouldn't call the ravenous horde from beyond the stars "good", but the only reason I hesitate on Neutral is because I do know about the story of the Lictor spooking the hell out of that Planetary Governor over the course of a week, and I don't know very well how the Genestealer cults work.

i still don't get that meme

Be faithful to the Four-Armed Emperor and His Sons our Pariarchs.

Who needs a stand when you have the power of Spin?

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4 U

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that just raises more questions

The Helsreach videos are good.

Fucking Slaaneshis.

It’s from the Jorge Joestar spinoff novel that Araki wrote. Thankfully the whole thing is less canon then Eyes of Heaven so it doesn’t affect anything.

>that Araki wrote
He only drew some art of the characters, the story itself was written by some Literally Who with a Kars fetish.

Well she's busy guiding Dominique to the afterlife at the moment.

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RIP
Dominique and Fyodor's relationship was great, and seeing Dominique hold back to say one last goodbye to his best friend nearly brought me to tears for the first time in years.

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>Chaptor and Yea Forumslette still get discussed semi-frequently though.

Once every few months isn't "frequently". Used to be they got new art every other day.

"After 10,000 years I'm free! It's time to conquer EARTH!"
- first words of Abaddon the Repulsive after breaking Cadia.

I think you are condensing your memories and, possibly, have become so convinced that everything is shit that you are no longer capable of noticing when something creative happens.

The board can only be as good as you make it user.