Is Lower Decks going to be kino?

I FUCKING JUST WATCHED THAT EPISODE AND THIS SHIT WOULD BE FUCKING TERRIBLE COMPARED TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

he doesn't know trek he just posted memes to fit in

What did Titmouse mean by this?
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>a fucking Bajoran

>ayyy i'm squanchin' here

>TAS

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I thought people of the 24th century evolved beyond the need for sass?

>Cal Arts, the final frontier...

>Rick and Morty: Starfleet Edition
That's a big no.

So is Commander Ransom related to evil Captain Ransom?

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>Final Morty

>Brings back Catians.
>Makes her an old grizzled she-cat.

Why do you do this to me?

So do they force the Orion chick to have a Skrillex cut so people won't want to have sex with her?

Why do they do the awful ricknmored style if it isn't the same team?
is it?

if i wanted star trek comedy i'd watch The Orville.

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"Crazy old cat lady" is the funniest joke so far.

It actually is a lot of the same people. Mike McMahan is basically the writing second-in-command of R&M behind Harmon.

Just fuck everything.

While this looks terrible, those are some spiffy uniform designs. The lines add a lot of pop to the TNG look without making it too busy.

Star Trek is a cruel mistress. When it was good nerd stuff wasn't cool and now that nerd stuff is cool it's not good. It's a catch-22.

no. the original animated series wasnt for kids. it was simply TOS in animated form, with animation allowing them to do what cant be done irl. this looks like comedy so fuck that.
but at least the uniforms are nice

Why does every thread have someone complaining about the Bajoran? Kira was one of the best characters. Maybe we can find out what life is like on Bajor now, maybe they finally joined the federation. I'm just happy to have something else that isn't a prequel. Has the time period been revealed?

>evil
He was just looking out for his crew.

there are no good bajoran characters. theyre all whiny fucking cavemen. the only well-written one is Winn and that's because Louise Fletcher is perfect for characters you're supposed to hate.

I'm not one of the ones complaining about them but the Bajorans were always my least favorite part of DS9. Part of why season 2 is my least favorite is because its probably got the most focus on them. They were just so... bland... compared to the Ferengi, Cardassians, Jem'Hadar and the Vorta.

Now that the nerd stuff is cool does that mean that the older stuff is cool now?

I believe people haven't actually seen much Trek before the reboot. I'm not sure how it became popular again anyhow.

Not with that animation and amount of touching.

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Yeah I'm gonna go with a medium to strong no

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Kira is a good character but the race isn't interesting.

Honestly, at the point they're at, they may as well just take the first few seasons of Red Dwarf, animate it, and call it Star Trek.

No old stuff is still lame and goofy. Everyone thinks that TOS is nothing but the Trouble with Tribbles, crappy rubber costumes and bad acting now and TNG and DS9 are boring. Who wants to watch people talk about moral philosophy and interstellar politics?

DS9
TNG
PIC (appears so far)
TOS
VOY
DSC
ENT
TAS
LoD (appears so far)

I might switch ENT and DSC around but yeah that's pretty fair. Problem is that's not how most people see it. As far as they're concerned the only good Star Trek is JJ Abrams Explosions and slick CG Star Trek.

>DSC not at the very bottom
Also it's STD

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Designs are generic and awful

Yo, the animated series is real bad.

Oh my gosh, it's Final Space.

>Morty
>Morty
>Morty flip me over
>Morty, I turned myself into a TREKKIE!
> I'M TREKKIE RICK!!!

Oh don't worry I'm sure it will be much much much worse than Final Space.

ones sassy the other one is gonna rape the purple hair guy

>So do they force the Orion chick to have a Skrillex cut so people won't want to have sex with her?

Won't work reason everyone wants to bang female Orions is cause they release really powerful pheromones. My question is how an Orion is part of the crew since the Orions aren't part of the federation. I know non federation races can join starfleet but the Orions are basically the Italian mafia of the Star Trek Universe.

Better than ENT and TAS. Neither of them are bad they're just not as good as DSC. You don't have to hate things just because they're new.

Maybe they joined the Federation sometime between DS9 and Nemesis.

Not all orions are in the syndicate

>granny kzin
>sideshave Orion girl
Nice.

ENT was great, better than VOY.

ENT had a bad captain.
VOY had bad everyonebutcaptain.

>Janeway
>The Doctor
>Neelix
>Tuvok

How can Enterprise, a show with Hoshi, Reed and Mayweather, compete?

>Make Discovery the "Geek" girl show
>crashes
>We should double down with Lower Decks

I didn't realize how much I disliked this art style until it was thrust upon my Star Trek. This franchise doesn't deserve to be treated like a joke. This isn't an adult swim show, or at least I don't think it is?

By murdering sentient beings to turn them into fuel.

Star Trek has been dead for a very long time. Nobody left in charge knows what made Star Trek good. It's like Zombie Simpsons. Don't let the new bad stuff kill your love of the old good stuff but don't expect it to be good ever again either.

GREEN IZ BEST

>he hasn't seen Star Trek The Animated Series

Evidently the USS Equinox didn't encounter all the friendly warp capable civilizations the Voyager did.

You can thank Abrams for killing Star Trek. All he does is noise and motion, and that's what the franchise has become. Even the promo for Picard is full of that choreographed television kung-fu they use to eat up time when nothing is actually happening.

Valencia is the new Florence.

The fuck is this?

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I mean Star Trek wasn't exactly on the upswing when Abrams made his bullshit but he did put the final nail in the coffin. You can't make smart thoughtful Star Trek anymore. If it doesn't involve a super weapon and space battles it don't fly.

The series fell apart around the middle of DS9. They got greedy about the idea of an ongoing plot-line and abandoned clean episodic work. Voyager having one long Gilligans Island premise really should have been a wake up call, but then Enterprise went and turned the seasons in to long mini-series. Enterprise could have been great. The episodes of Enterprise with one-off adventures were the best episodes it had. Unfortunately the rest was just a slow slog through the season arc that solved nothing. Kirk could solve a problem in one episode, but today's captains need all season to even figure out that something is wrong. It's seeming kinda apparent that Picard will be one long plot, stretched out all season so that nothing matters but the first and last episode.

I've come to accept that a lot of people like the Doctor, but Neelix? No, you are wrong there. It's like if Flanders was cast as Indiana Jones.

Sideshaves are blowjob incarnate.

>Orions only live on their homeworld
Are you retarded?

This looks awful, not even the porn will be good

I dunno I could probably get decent porn of the cat lady. Furries have worked with worse before.

Individuals can enlist, even if their planet isn't part of the federation. They just can't expect any of the missions to relate to their home world.

Additionally, individuals from non-Federation planets would need a letter of recommendation from a Command level officer to be accepted.

DSC should be above VOY and ENT should be above both.

VOY may have had higher highs than both, but it also had the lowest lows of any Trek. The early seasons were 90% insufferable.

ENT doesn't get enough credit because the optimistic futurist core Trekkies discount it for being too conservative in its leanings.

The Orion Syndicate can never join the Federation, slavery is a central part of their society. The Orion are also one of the more decentralized races of the galaxy and females frequently opt for exile from the Syndicate rather than become subservient to a more powerful matriarch, commonly taking their daughters with them and raising them outside Orion social hierarchy and cultural traditions. Orion males, on the other hand, are rarely ever seen outside the Syndicate because demonstrating a capacity for individual thought tends to get male Orion culled by the matriarchs.

Individuals who aren't citizens of a Federation member planet can join Starfleet and attend the Academy, they just require a letter of recommendation from a Starfleet officer, pic related.

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From the Final Space studio?

Where's the Ferengi?

Too many niggers.
Pass.

Rick and Morty studio.

Very witty, user-kun, your post was a huge victory for the good guys. You are so smart and probably have lots of sex.

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>Rick and Morty studio
Isn't that owned by Abrams?

>sdccpanel
>"its about family" and other buzzwords.
>Crowd doesnt even register when they try to pull a reaction from them.

I am skeptical about this show succeeding.

One is clearly the daughter or clone of the other.

Because bajorans are fucking annoying, whiny, wishy-washy bitches. The Occupation of Bajor was less lethal than a first world nation's workforce but they have to bitch at every possible moment about their oppression.

The fuck? No. The studios CBS established to produce it brought in a lot of the writers and animators from Williams Street and Roiland and Harmon's studios. Abrams dipped out on Star Trek after they let him direct Star Wars, he never even liked Star Trek and CBS never sold anyone ownership of the franchise.

Isnt picard cancelled?

Apparently she is the same species as m'ress but she's old, busted, and bitter.

Still best cans of the lineup.

Lets not forget that apparently they hold the one true religion, despite the franchise encountering several aliens who were erth deities.

Doesn't look Caitian. Looks like a Squanch.

If this were based on the novel that'd actually make it interesting.

The SDCC panel said specifically she was Caitian, just doesnt have a tail and is not good looking.

A doctor shouldn't have mange.

What, you've never heard of Star Trek: The Archetypal Seasons?

That's old Snake with the mustache and the eye patch on the left. Venom/BB smoke cigars and have an eye patch on the right.

>Inb4 they make chad whitey a dickhead

It’s closer to Seth Mcfarlane stuff than calarts.

>After M'ress, finally a space catfu
>she looks like shit with messy hair like a sick animal

ST is a dead brand

Squanch!

more like lower testosterone levels amirite

Based

I'm surprised it's not called "STAR TRECK !" considering how it looks like to be just that

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that team looks weirdly "human only" despite having a green bimbo and a cat. I guess it was cheaper to use stock assets paper dolls to design that thing that search for klingon, ferengi/whatever face parts

So this is star treck legacy in 2019....
It's sad but I'm convinced that the kid show will be better, even if it's a full season of wesley crusher episodes

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>Star Trek LIGHTSPEED
>Star Trek BEAM ABOARD
>Star Trek LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

Is there a video of this?

Four out of Eight characters are doing The Face.
It's probably going to be shit.

>sidecuts are boner killers personified
ftfy

>disgruntled old cat woman
i hope she collects small humans or something

>STD above TAS

>femdom
Oh my.

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>Star Trek without Miles O' Brien.

Pass

And the older black lady who likely is going to be the Captain.

based

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no lesbians will ever touch your dick, orbiter

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she's always gonna be right, and basically know the answer from the start, but because of the team nothing will go right, and she spend the whole episode in picard facepalm pause while the other run away making noise around her.

This is officially sanctioned? Which ship will it be? Oh man, this could be gold.

Red shirts after TOS means command. Yellow is security.

There doesn't need to be more than one character with that shitty smug grin

That's pretty much all star trek.

Cat looks like the only interesting character.

I really don't expect anything good from this cast.

>Muh episodic storytelling

Fuck you, DS9 was the best thing Star Trek ever produced.

>I'm a homosexuaal that doesn't find women attractive.
Hey, my guy. It's the 21st century. I don't judge.

Spoonhead please leave.

I thought that was lil cato for a second

It's not the one true religion, they just worship extra-dimensional aliens that are locally very powerful but don't really affect things outside of their little patch of space.

BB smokes cigars, Venom vapes.

Sidecuts make them look like boys which makes them more attractive for me

>geordi and data are security
yellow is operations

>Star Trek is ripping off Star Wars: Rebels
Of all things, why Rebels?

Which includes security, the colour codes are pretty broad, I mean blue is both science and medical.

Looks like absolute trash. Won't touch it

The spock episode was good

Right, forgot.
Is more correct.

>green girl has undercut
damn, she was so close to being perfect.

>girl
That's the male of the species, you horrible space nazi.

>I want ugly women that hate their dads it makes me feel special to be hated by horribly childish people
we got that one the first time you posted.

Your post doesn't even make sense.

new Star Trek cartoon...
It's Cal Arts style...
>IF I EVER FIND THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE MONKEY PAW!

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub Ensign Morty, I’m going to kill myself! I love science get swifty and space ants in my eyes! I’ve turned myself into a Tribble, I’m Tribble Rick!

Not that guy but sidecut women almost always have severe daddy issues and are typically dangerously unstable as a result. It’s true they are easy...some would say too easy and they can turn on you immediately if their fickle brains decide to. If you’re lucky they’ll just cheat on you, if not they might just start telling people you raped them.

Certified low class lay. If you’re a bottom feeder that sticks their dick in crazy by all means enjoy but for guys with standards a sidecut is just an invitation to a bad time.

>Not that guy but pornstar women almost always have severe daddy issues and are typically dangerously unstable as a result. It’s true they are easy...some would say too easy and they can turn on you immediately if their fickle brains decide to. If you’re lucky they’ll just cheat on you, if not they might just start telling people you raped them.

I do find women attractive. That's why I hate it when they fuck their shit up by getting meme haircuts that look like shit when there are plenty of good haircuts they could have.

The first season has already been filmed and it's the top trending property from SDCC.

Unless they retcon it, Orion women are all canonically bisexual. They're physically incapable of not craving dick even if they think men are dumb and pathetic.

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You clearly don’t understand the many tropes of “culturally cool sista/brotha of the racial other, but written by a white guy”

I hope they let there be drunk VO as libbing, but will be disappointed as there can’t be due to the necessary technobabble

No, it's gonna be another shitty and forgettable "adult" cartoon because for some reason Americans still don't take animation as a medium seriously outside of Disney and Pixar movies.

Sweet, vanilla romantic lewds when?

>knowing what a Bajoran is but still thinking of the characters in red as disposable goons

How do you exist?

Please don't tell me the old granky cat lady is M'Ress, PLEASE!!!

What have they done to her?

What about Orion men?

I'm looking forward to her and Grandma Kzin.

I think TTG is referencing an early episode of TOS

Good man.

VOY definitely had stronger characters, but ENT had more interesting stories. DS9 had the best characters overall.

more like onion men amirite?

The writers really dropped the ball on that.

There weren't many red shirts in DS9

A God among men.

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They do what Orion women tell them or become fugitives slated for execution. If a matriarch told them to enjoy fucking a targ, they'd enjoy fucking a targ.

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I've been watching DS9 for the past few months and I refuse to go back to a Star Trek that doesn't feature Miles Edward O'Brian yellin about the dirty Cardies and how you can't trust them.

Same species, different character.

The art of Teen Titans GO looks pretty good compared to this Rick and Morty-like style.

True, it was mostly just Sisko and Worf.

But like half the uniformed cast of Voyager were red coded.