Gets Templeton nearly killed by a cat just cause he was rude to her and Wilbur one day

I always loved how little of a shit Templeton gave for just about everything.

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I haven't seen Charlotte's Web since I was a kid but looking at her now I can really appreciate how cute her design is.

its that damn eyes and voice....and probably due to her stylized design.

Do you think "Teerriiffiicccc" would've helped Wilbur?

I got a feeling they made her extra cartoony compared to the other characters because
>She's a morally good character so she has to be cute
and
>They didn't want any kids with a fear of spiders to be freaked out by the film

Once again animators unintentionally make waifus.

Honestly she could've been 100% anatomically correct, even more so then the live action film and I'd still have jerked off if she still had Debbie Reynolds voice.

Otouto.

the...fuck?

That's always been Paul Lynde's specialty.

its literally the japanese word for little brother user, and the male form of imouto which has always been the meme word for little sister

thats not son user.

Does this mean she’ll torture Wilbur with visions of her frying his parents as bacon and pork chops ?

Get in the mood, nigga.

I haven’t seen this film in over twenty years but I just had a flashback to the part where her kids fly way.
What the fuck. That shit gutted me as a child. Damn.

spiders are srs bidness

>that scene where his wife comes out of their burrow, followed by a buhmillion kids
>fern, wilbur and some of the other animals look on in bewilderment at how many kids there are
>behind the last rat child is templeton himself
>he just looks at fern and wilbur and just laughs, and then runs after his family
I didn't really get it as a kid, but I'm chuckling as an adult.

rat gets mate and tons of kids
spider dies basically alone and at an empty fair.

What's wrong, user? Don't like thicc bugs?

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>Your best friend dies
>Wait 8-12 years taking care of her egg sac
>The day finally arrives and her hundreds of babies literally run off into the world to find their way
What the fuck, man.

Well I definitely exaggerated there. I meant months, not years.

Also in the end Wilbur does get 3 of Charlotte's daughters to stay with him. The 3 were too tiny and weak to fly off into the world yet.

uh it was more 4 to 6 months given she made it in the fall and they hatched in the spring.

youtube.com/watch?v=2VUMz1uLS5k
You'll listen to this.
And you will cry.

Who was the dumbest animal on the farm?

And in the book, Templeton spends the rest of his life gorging himself on Wilbur's breakfast with the intent to die a glutton.

Contrast that with the live action version who I actually think is still pretty cute

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Would Charlotte be a good mommy gf?

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it helps they gave her two normal looking eyes

maybe

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Reminder, that given when she made her egg sac she had to have canonically fucked some spider AFTER she met Wilbur.

imagine her crooning mommy voice asking to be fucked harder

imagine her teasing her lover she's going to eat him after he blows his load

She's just fucking with him

That goose in the film was retarded

Nice.

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>tfw Charlotte never became a spider-goddess and enlightened humanity with her wisdom

It hurts

>eight legs
>but also arms
>human like face
>but arachnid cephalothorax
>human hair

Whoever designed these things needs to be tarred and feathered

>Charlotte never got to fuck Wilbur.

omg they fucking do have ten limbs, fuck this shitty sequel even more now

also why is their hair differently colored?

>fuck this shitty sequel even more now
It's always funny when people get so up in arms about this relatively harmless sequel.
Reminder that the original movie was a travesty according to the creator of Charlotte:
>The Hanna-Barbera version has never pleased either of us ... a travesty ...
>The Blue Hill Fair, which I tried to report faithfully in the book, has become a Disney World, with 76 trombones. But that's what you get for getting embroiled in Hollywood."

its called being hyperbolic user.

Livin the dream

I dont know what his fucking beef with the film is I find it to be fine and enjoyable.

Stupid rat should've helped Charlotte.

Why couldn't that have been the sequel

She reincarnates or something. Just going against the entire idea of the first movie.

The ram. What the fuck was that bullshit about sheep being superior to pigs? And that bullshit advice for Wilbur to play hard to get so the humans "wouldn't suspect something is up" , when Wilbur sat still while being washed in butter milk and he word have risked getting all dirty from getting chased around by the farmers.

Fuck that guy. Sheep truly are dumb.