By the looks of things nobody has done War Machine 2.0, Our Love Is Real, nor The Big Lie.
So lets this show on the road.
Storytime of Pain Weekend: SoP Classics
Jaxon Sullivan
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Nicholas Lee
Luis Thompson
This story was surprisingly tough to find. Wasn't kept on readcomiconline, torrent seed dead, had to find in Yea Forums archives and had to carefully download one at a time and reread to make sure I didn't miss a page.
So I had to read this like 3 times just to post this once.
Jacob Flores
>our love is real
I'm strapped in OP. Let's do it.
Hunter Flores
Also to the user who was asking for someone to storytime Girls, it'll have to be someone else cause to my memory that is like a 3 thread long story and I ain't got that time.
Ryan Adams
Why is every story from storytime of pain unironically better than 99% of big two's current output?
Elijah Hill
Ah shit, I remember this one. Fucking trip.
Austin Rivera
I actually kinda unironically enjoy this comic.
Art is fine, I find the ending kinda touching and the subject is a hilarious hook.
Jonathan Evans
They try to be provocative at least. Now and days playing it safe is all they do
Angel Sanders
William Price
Ya know, for the3 stories I will be doing here "not playing it safe" is a VERY good descriptor.
Lincoln White
Gavin Mitchell
John Butler
I think for next year I'm gonna look into terrible short manga out there and do some Yea Forums SoP storytimes. Get multiple boards in on this. It'll work for probably 15 pages before 404'd
Adam Wright
Nathaniel Ramirez
This Judge Dredd / Paw Patrol crossover is not what I expected
Justin Walker
Gabriel Gomez
Unintentionally genius satire or intentionally hilarious parody, take your pick.
Jackson Perry
Never seen it put like that, and I kinda love it and will use it in the future.
Nathan White
Brody Walker
Chase Powell
Adrian Martin
Official thread theme
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Jack Moore
Of all the things to surprise you with, in this story of dogfucking and rock fucking.
Kayden Thomas
Nathaniel Baker
everytime i think this shit is a fever dream, everytime i get to this page.
Brayden King
John Jackson
No dream, this story is as real as our love.
Xavier Anderson
Maybe it's just the bad art average in SoP but I legit think the art and action in this is cool.
Mason Kelly
Thomas Parker
Caleb Gutierrez
>OUR LOVE
>ISRAEL
What did Sam Garrison mean by this
Daniel Morgan
Evan Jackson
Hold your horses. We're not to the conspiracy theories part of the storytime yet.
Angel Jackson
Gotta love a happy ending.
Jack Brooks
The End. roll the credits real quick before the next tale.
Image Limit is 250 right? or 150
Alexander Price
Thanks, OP!
Christian Powell
250 buddy-o
Levi Hill
Nolan Foster
Good no worries of then.
NOW, all your romantics put away your dick, and put on your tinfoil hats.
It's time for some HARD TRUTHS.
Grayson Smith
Charles Hall
JET FUEL
Alexander Flores
Eli Richardson
Easton Edwards
Luis Howard
Thanks Obama
Ethan Gomez
Anthony Edwards
Henry Bailey
Liam Parker
Leo Rivera
Hudson Torres
I wanna commission a fan webcomic about a nerd using time travel to go to Image Comics to talk to the writer of this to debunk all the conspiracy theory crap..
Owen Turner
Jacob Lee
Eli Perez
Ayden Morgan
Justin Jackson
Ayden Long
Aaron Rodriguez
Jack Powell
Liam Edwards
Charles Clark
Asher Diaz
Henry Flores
Michael Gray
Anthony Murphy
Gavin Parker
Brody Powell
Evan Scott
Evan Brown
Oliver Taylor
These aren't even awards what is
Benjamin Carter
I wanna know if that .org website still works.
Owen Green
I bet they love being part of this piece of crap.
Nicholas Morales
Okay time to put down the tinfoil hats and time to grab our 2+1D Glasses, cause it's time for WAR MACHINE 2.0
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Brandon James
Dominic Edwards
Ryder Ortiz
I'm 90% sure this comic was created on The Whalenet
Zachary Lopez
Hudson Flores
Nolan Ward
Jonathan Lee
This came out in 2003! Someone paid $10 to have all 3 issues on their pull list.
Jace Green
Bentley Barnes
Thomas Cooper
Dylan Flores
Wait, are you telling me Rick veicht is a truther?
Brandon Taylor
Colton Long
Well if the evidence fits, then again we just had a whole comic trying to make evidence fit so that's not a perfect bit of proof.
Bentley Williams
Noah Foster
Noah Jenkins
You know those random 3D porn ads you always skip pass on porn sites? You think one of them is the "artist" for this?
Easton Rogers
Michael Parker
Lincoln Rogers
Eli Wood
Adam Wood
Thanks OP.
We got a LOT of new blood this year, but we must also remember our roots.
Cameron Ortiz
Joshua Morgan
>You think one of them is the "artist" for this?
No, those are better.
Kayden Thomas
Wyatt Thomas
Yeah honestly I'm glad we're still getting shitty comics now days too, but I wonder how many of them will really stand the test of time.
Like how a movie will get great reviews but then a comedown months later and people go "it wasn't that good/bad" years later, but with comics.
Asher Garcia
Brayden Morris
Adrian Rodriguez
Benjamin Nguyen
Isaac Evans
David Cook
Yes. He doubled down on it in a vulture interview around when Aquaman was coming out
Brayden Gutierrez
Christopher Long
Oh boy my favorite co-artist, stock footage.
Daniel Gray
Dylan Young
Parker Robinson
I feel like HiC is going to be one that won't be forgotten anytime soon.
Christian Scott
James Cook
Samuel Rodriguez
Carson Martin
Robert Baker
Chase Williams
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Landon Davis
Jacob Sanders
Alexander Moore
Dominic Thompson
John Cooper
Camden Russell
Christopher Rivera
Jeremiah Fisher
Hunter Richardson
Ethan Fisher
Jackson Lopez
I bought them all, still have them here somewhere. I thought the art was pretty meh as they were trying to use 3D models but the tech wasn't there yet to produce a comic from it in a speedy manner.
Mason Myers
John Edwards
This is on the level of fucking early 90s Jonny Quest, and you're thinking the tech wasn't available by 2003?
I'm not an expert but it doesn't sound reasonable to me.
Jacob Lewis
no joke I was trying to do this one myself but I ran into the same problems myself. I have a job to do so I was hopping someone can do it so I can save it for next year.
Luke Diaz
Andrew Stewart
Ethan Watson
Absolutely BASED OP, I was thinking of doing a mixed bag storytime but I didn't have any more comics to do it with. Maybe next year
Cooper Morgan
In the home stretch now.
Mason Jackson
More along the lines of getting the comic out on a schedule. This was one guy making the models, posing them and all that on a monthly grind. This was the monthly one, not the weekly one right?
It could have looked better but he would have needed tons of lead time to get everything ready, and probably wasn't paid enough to make it worth that time investment. It seemed experimental at the time.
I think we were getting a lot of shitty "no inks" comics around the same time too as they were trying to save money and go directly from pencils, with mixed results. I hated that too.
Cooper Reyes
Logan Lopez
Isaiah Bennett
oh this copy had this twice
Jaxon Barnes
Aiden Peterson
Chase James
Joseph Anderson
It's all Chuck Austen.
"Christian Moore" doesn't exist
Matthew Morris
Charles Bell
Nathaniel Mitchell
Cooper Watson
The bad part is, Marvel knew what they were greenlighting. So they thought this was "good enough". Hell, this is the sequel to the previous CG comic he did. That one was in black and white though.
Bentley Gomez
Josiah Robinson
Andrew Gutierrez
Aiden Cooper
Eli Smith
Levi Cox
Parker Sanchez
Gavin Bell
There it is.
Gabriel Ward
Julian Wright
it's a classic
Andrew Green
Hunter Sanders
I hope we get Marville before this weekend ends
Cooper Kelly
THE END.
thanks for reading and fuck these comics
Luis Bell
So he ends up as nothing more then one of her/his many sextoys.
Kind of a cruel fate, even for a filthy furry.
Nathan Murphy
Are we going to skip Girls this year, too?
Daniel Thompson
Hap the fuck is whattening
Ethan Martin
Be the change you wanna see, user.
or join me with the other cowards who don't wanna storytime for 3 threads.
Hunter Lee
I did the two Wormwood threads yesterday, already burned out on those captchas
Jayden Hill
Thanks OP.
Ryan Scott
We can go without Girls. I need to double check, but I don't think it's been done since year 3. Besides, you'd need a pass to do it before the weekend is over. Marvel is the only comic that's been done every year that hasn't been done yet.
Brody Cooper
Because shallow and weakly woke is very predictable. This shit ifs crazy and unpredictable. It takes maximum woke and isn’t afraid to show how completely fucking futze judge dredd insane it is.
Better to be nuts than boring.
Caleb Adams
Bad play. Go full accelerationist. Commission a comic with even crazier shit,
Personally I’d go with Jeffery Epstein the comic.
USA! USA! USA! WOOO!
Brody Parker
One can only hope. Is there role 34 for this? Someone must have the models
Oliver Williams
It’s a fucking huge one.
Levi Perez
what's with the dicksucking lips on cap
Landon Cooper
The artist for this was Chuck Austen if memory serves. He was artist on the first volume and the art there seemed to be traced from similar models, it's like he just dropped a step here.
The models themselves are probably from a free version of Poser circa 2000. There was a surprising amount of modification possible with that program even early on, and it was on literally every cover disk magazines came with.
There is a fashion artist and illustrator called Christian David Moore, who could potentially be this Christian Moore at an early age, but that raises questions about why someone who is clearly an accomplished artist as an adult felt the need to produce shitty 3D art back then, and why he only produced this one title of three issues (when he could easily have shown his other artwork to publishers and got work on that basis), and how Chuck Austen, who was about forty at the time this was published, met a teenage British fashion student and convinced him to make such shitty 3D art for publication under his real name.
It could of course be an entirely unrelated other person, but I doubt Austen wanted to share the money and just wanted to distance himself from criticism of his awful art.
Oliver Nelson
Captain America is hot. Just ask literally every "america's ass" joke made since Endgame.
David Hall
Everytime I see this, I'm amazed it's not a superheroinexxx thing.
Charles Hall
And then the faggot that wrote this went on to destroy years of setup re: The Maker and Hickman's Ultimates.
Not that Marvel and Hickman weren't at fault themselves for allowing it to happen in the first place.
Sebastian Green
Oh shit you're right, we haven't done Marville yet