Time to settle this once and for all

My husband, Peter B

fpbp

Peter B. and Peni carried the group, Miles only coasted by on main character status, and Gwen sat around when she wasn't fighting.

the only real answer fuck pedos

Peni, obviously.

The movie should've been Spider-Noir and the Mystery of the Rubix Cube

Peni, fuck selfinserting faggota

Who actually did the most between penis, noir, and ham? I felt like removing any or all of them wouldn't have actually changed a thing.

>Peter B Parker
bit lazy but when it came down to hit he was far and away the biggest contributor in fights and missions
>Gwen
Also pretty handy in a fight
>Noir
Only alt verse spidey to solo a supervillain (tombstone)
>Peni
She made the goober
>Spider-Ham
literally just comic relief

Miles isn't on the list because he's the protagonist and wins by default

Peni obviously, she was the one to remake the goober after Miles broke it
Noir gets points for taking out tombstone but otherwise didn't do much
Ham was useless, but was good comic relief

Penis hacked the goober. Without which they wouldn't have been able to shut down the mainframe and save the multiverse.

>noir that low
>weeb pedobait not last
Other than that good ranking

Everyone. They deserve equal love

Ah. I guess i forgot. Post more peni to celebrate

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Who would have hacked the goober? Gwen?

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Presumably Peter B Parker could have, afterall that was his plan before he knew Peni was there.

Peter B, the rest were reddit cringe

Peni sings Queen?

Noir
Honorable mention to my boy Miguel

Peter probably could have done it given enough time but the destruction of the goober probably threw the time scale.

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Both aunt May and Peter B were portrayed as technically proficient

>Peter B.
>Miles
>Noir
>Gwen
>Peni
>Porky

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Ham saved Peni and ko'd scorpion why the fuck are you retards calling him useless?

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>People who say Peni
She was hardly a character and she did fuck all the entire movie besides hack the goober, which Aunt May arguably could've done instead. I understand the loli thirst you fuckers have, but she definitely wasn't the best character out of the group. That goes to either Peter, Noir, or even Miles.

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Counterpoint: Noir would say Penny was his favorite Spidey.

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Peter b parker could have taken ever role in the show, including love interest. It doesn't mean he should

Noir and pig did even less that peni though

I opened this thread thinking to myself "if the first post even barely references Peni, the universe is fucked" and so it was written in the tombs of what was destiny.

This

Penny was the most popular alt spider in the comics what did you expect?

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Porker>Peni>Noir>Peter B Parker>Miles>Gwen

I liked Miles a ton

This is a great image.

Peter
Noir
Ham/Peni
Gwen
Shit
Miles

Noir for that stylish combo he pulled on Tombstone in the Collider.

Rewatched the movie. Peter b parker couldn't repair a broken goober. That was why they broke into alcamax and why we get the rap son penny repairing it.

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It's funny. Everyone thinks comic penny is the edgelord and animu parker is a sterotype, but if you listen to her during the movie she is batshit insane.

This

is this some sort of ruse thread so op can start peni posting

peter b was based and is most ASM writers worst nightmare

Based

We have normal peni threads all the time. We had one last night.

Peni a shit A SHIT

this, forever and always

he was already fighting nazis, wouldn't he hate the japanese too?

No, because he only hates nazis, not the german people. Because hes a cool guy like that.

Noir hates Nazis not little German girls. Same with peni

I've never read the comics
is Spider Noir that batshit or was it just the Cage performance?

The 7th member. The one who died.

anyone else hate gwen's hairstyle?

Are the spider man noir comics good? I've been considering reading them but haven't taken the plunge yet

He is a lot more serious.
Yeah Gwen.

peter B could've done everything if miles wasnt around. Heck probably peter A could've stop everything if miles wasnt around.
But fact is, Peni did arguably the second most important part of the movie, after peter B which was clearly the leader.

You cant just say a character didnt do anything because it didnt fought like the others.

Peni fought like a monster

and lost like a girl, she was saved by piglet and noir.

Yeah after getting ganged up on. And she beat scorpion in h2h

Peter B., mainly because he was basically the deuteragonist and got time to have a small character arc or two rather than just telling jokes.

Not that the others were bad. They were just kinda there.

They are giving peni, Gwen and spider bitch a spin off

Huh.

>Going after the loli when there is a Sex God milf

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Pete > Noir > Ham > Miles > Gwen > Peni

>Peni carried
She had like the least lines and screen time out of all of them, and most of that time was spent just having a cute design and nothing else.

Spider-Ham had the best lines

>miles anywhere

Get off my board

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youtube.com/watch?v=lpvT-Fciu-4

Unironically a better movie than anything Disney has done with the MCU.

If you focus on their scenes together they actually develop a cute father daughter relationship in the background.

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Peopl who fap to flat chested girls are fags in denial

>Peopl
People.

She is not flat! Peni is at least a b cup when she puts her pads in!

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Cute legs.

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Spidey Cage. Peni is the worst member

Noir would disagree.

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>tfw one of the teachers I work with looks almost exactly like her but shorter

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Peter B. > Morales >powergap> Gwen > the rest were shit and didn't do anything outside a couple jokes

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People only say this because they want her to be a trap

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Either is fine. But we know her comic version is a girl cause evangelion suit.

I like how peni is into rap. I wonder if her miles and Gwen would go to a concert together. (do rappers do concerts?)

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Peni because she is sexy

Somebody needs to get the spray body for peni.

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>do rappers do concerts?
yeah
obviously.

Yeah but nobody cares about that.

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I've never heard of a rap concert around me. Although we don't have black people where I live.

Where is that?

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A rich part of California.

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I'm a ghost spider fan but I don't like how they portrayed her here.

>sexiest
Have you seen Noir?

Peter B
Miles
Aunt May
Gwen
Noir
Ham and Peni can get bent

Objectively Noir. He beat his Kingpin goon handily and hardboiled violence ultimately was the real answer.

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She's in her prime

>13
>Prime

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True. 14 is prime

I agree. Way too old.

Too cute!
Stop being so cute!

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no you chads
13 is a prime number

This 3,000

>Ham was useless

If not for Ham, Scorpion would have taken out Peni. Then who would see the sequel?

Peni was only in danger because she took the bullet for noir and it severly damaged her suit.

He's fighting the nazis before they start blitzing through Eastern Europe.

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I wish I was a qt shota again so I could marry peni.

>Peter B
Best character by far, no questions asked.
>Miles
Not a bad protagonist, I felt for him. His journey felt earned.
>Noir
Best gimmick character
>Peni
Really deserved more development
>Ham
Simple character, just not with as much potential
>Gwen
Personality was as flat as a plank. Once she was revealed to be a spider, she had nothing but her costume going for her

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Imagine being Gwen and being less attractive than a 13 year old that looks like she's 8

>"I burn matches just to feel anything."
>"He's looking right at us when we talk about him"
>"That's a pretty hardcore origin story."
>everything with the Rubix cube
Out of all the minor characters he had the best lines.

Hot.

>I'm taking this thing with me. I don't understand it. But I will.

>last panel
So, what does Peter do when Felicia starts explosively laughing in the middle of their kiss?
And does the twitch/jerk response draw blood or hurt any teeth?

dude wanted to bring color to a black & white universe
i can respect that

spbp

I like both Noir and Peni, but this is now a Peni thread

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Ravioli ravioli

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Since this is just a Peni thread anyways what would the Black Cat of Peni's world be like

Noir > Peni > Ham > Gwen

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A boy who uses her father's old suit to steal manga.

Why were the last three introduced the most interesting? (Not including our parker of course)

>got put in the movie to bait in all the fedoras who didnt actually wanted to see the movie
>it worked
ayy

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They're representative of their genre and because of that a lot of character goes into their design and movements. Gwen is just a regular girl with no gimmick or really strong character. They should've made her like Wyldstyle where she tries to be hard core but is just a poser

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all three had compelling and interesting designs
also, Ham had his bizarre toonforce gimmick, Noir was Nic Cage with some neat jokes and Peni was ANIMU

Since when did we not want to see the movie? If she wasn't in it, we would just jerk it to spidergwen

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>Diives doing a peni parker gif
alright user, where's the lewd version?

He made one.

we both know this isn't true for at least 70% of this thread

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Miguel

based

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Don't just image dump, talk about shit.

>Gwen bullies peni into lewd situations with her larger breasts.

hmmm yes please

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My boobs are bigger so does that make me the pack leader?

Only if you can use them to pimp slap any bitch that steps out of line

/thread

Clearly the sexiest. It's not even close.
No idea what these people are smoking.

Peter

Peter B.

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>Queen?
50/50 chance this is bait.

>The peni doujins were all with some faceless guy
Fuck, I wanted /u/ like

Peni is the best spiderfu.

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>all those buzzwords for gwen

>I'm a ghost spider fan

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fpbp
I watched Spiderverse for her alone
No joke

Ghost spider was great tho
And waaaaay better than Spidergwen by Rodriguez - Ramirez whatever. That guy can't draw for shit

Ghost Spider IS spidergwen

Yeah I'm gonna say fpbp

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What did they do to save her character? With ITSV making like Marvel i'm open that every shit character can get redemption

It's a different writer so they could have changed things for the better

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/thread

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In that movie? Miles. I supposed that's a little unfair though, the movie is built around him.

So why the fuck can Miles turn invisible and shock the crap out of people through physical contact anyway? Are those just "Mary Sue" powers he got to make him cooler than Peter or is there some kind of reason?

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>Are those just "Mary Sue" powers he got to make him cooler than Peter
bingo
also 'cus he's black

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Its him

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supaidaman

youtube.com/watch?v=yDdy06H4Yy4

>an emissary from hell, Spiderman!

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Am I the only one that hated the spider-verse gimmick and just wanted a straight miles movie?

Pay up, horny pig

Yessir
The rest of us wanted gay Miles

still makes me mad they didn't call him "Spy-Noir man"

From best to wurst:
>Spider-Hobo
>Spider-Noir
>Gwen
>Fukumi-chan
>some black guy in a stolen Spider-Man Party City costume
>Spider-Pork

We see Miles buy the costume.

With stolen money, no doubt.

Miles isn't a crook.

We literally see him break a multitude of laws in the movie.

He doesn't break any more laws than any other Spider-Man.

So it's OK to commit crimes if other people do?

That's not what I said. I'm trying to point out to you that you are accusing Miles specifically of being a criminal for doing the same things every other Spider-Men do. Do you think they are criminals, too? Or is it just Miles alone that you have this biased hatred for and would rather he die a slow and painful, gruesome agonizing death?

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The others aren't the underage hero of the movie and an example to the kids in the audience.

Do you have a problem with Spider-Man in general outside of this movie and Miles Morales?

Because the "spider powers" thing has been weird bullshit not really related to spiders for a long time. Like the shit Spider-Sense does sometimes.

A white teenage Spider-Man committing crimes is fine, but a black kid committing crimes is harmful and racist.

Crime is crime, no matter who does it. Making any sort of distinction like that is racist.

holy fuck dude just shut up. He's baiting you and you're eating it like a fucking trout. When it comes to trolls, the only winning move is not to play

No it isn't. A big part of racism is perception.

The only time I wanna be fucked by a black is by Noir.

first three all more or less play it straight as a normal spiderman story
>Peter B. is just normal spider man after 2 decades of getting shat on
>Gwen is a what-if Gwen got the powers instead of Peter
>Miles was introduced from the beginning

by the time we get to the other three, it would take a bit of time to really hammer home the multi-dimensional shit. if you just throw that out there, it gets way more distracting

I think it's supposed to be two different reasons, one for the comics and one theory i heard for the movie

>in the comics, it's so a far less experienced and younger spider man can keep up with the villains peter left behind
>in the movie, the spider came from an alternate universe (likely 2099's universe) giving him a few different abilities

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>Miles is Spider-man
>Peter is some superhero guy

lol
Legacy characters, when will they learn?

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