WH4T TH3 FUCK W4S H3R PROBL3M?
WH4T TH3 FUCK W4S H3R PROBL3M?
Jackson Collins
Joshua Bailey
Didn't get the Egbert dick soon enough
Cooper Brooks
So what was Joey's aspect again and why?
Jose Ramirez
Never got transformed into a bulletman.
Eli Garcia
Game of Not Releasing
Samuel Fisher
WHO C4R3S, POST MOR3 B3ST G1RL B3FOR3 TH3 J4NNYS W4K3 UP!
Adam Cook
An ass that was too good for mortals, worthy only of a God
Isaiah Jenkins
She's your ancestor so you tell me.
Jace Gonzalez
TH1S.
Adrian Nguyen
Nathaniel Roberts
>B3ST G1RL
but that's not any of these girls
Samuel Smith
Life
Jeremiah Carter
>1MPLY1NG
NON3 OF TH3M H4V3 JUST1CE ON TH31R SIDE.
1 WOULD 3SP3C14LLY LOOOOOOOOOVE TO S33 VR1SK4 TRY TO M4TCH UP TO H3R GR34TN3SS.
Jace Gray
And none of them are Jade, so
Wyatt Brown
Which group has more qts in it? Long or short haired?
Nathan Parker
short haired for sure
Ryan Sullivan
1SNT 1T OBV1OUS, SHORT H41R.>; ]
Daniel Ross
Vriska is the better character.
Jaxson Torres
B4CK OFF B1TCH, TH1S 1S MY THR34D.
Jackson Perez
vriska is enlightened by herself
Nathan White
I can't believe she really fucked john, and beat the shit out of him.
Daniel Wright
>VR1SK4 D1D NOTH1NG WRONG
WH1CH 1S WHY I H4V3 TO L1CK MY COMPUT3R TO R3PLY R1GHT?
Joseph Jackson
vriska pulls off the 'quirky but dangerous' type a lot better than tz
Jeremiah Diaz
>Luck is her thing. I mean, it's her aspect, sort of: Light encompasses concepts relating to fortune. But when I say it's her thing, I also mean it's a theme, one of the many pieces that combine to form the constituents of what we call an arc. Her arc is an absolute whopper. Where to even begin surveying it? Some character arcs are so big, it's probably better to view them as a series of phases or chapters, all of which thread together and relate to a few bigger ideas. The "bad luck" vs. "good luck" chapter of Vriska's arc is more of an Act 5 thing and becomes less relevant later. But for now, it's established that this bad luck streak started with the "accident," which resulted in the maiming of all her friends and herself, and the death of Aradia. Even though there's something to the concept of luck in the story (she can use it as a power to get lucky rolls, etc.), I don't think you have to be a genius of literary analysis to detect that "bad luck" in this case is something of a scapegoat for her. More likely it's shorthand for a guilty conscience, and the bad karma associated with it. There's a hole in her soul, created by a life of misdeeds she won't face, and the struggles for success, treasure, victory, glory, and above all, relevance, are constant exertions throughout her very long journey in the vain and mostly unsuccessful attempt to fill this moral vacuum inside her. In other words, it's an arc of ambition as a staggering gesture of overcompensation. Like Karkat on steroids, with much darker underlying pathos.
Ah, that's where the "She is Karkat, but edgy" comes from.
James Brown
Does Meenah really count as short-haired? If she undid those braids, her mane would drag behind her like the train on a wedding dress.
Dylan Long
not being the best troll
Kevin Reyes
cant believe they fucked as John was dying, what a waste.
Lincoln Garcia
Yeah there's that Hivebent convo where Karkat seems to be projecting on her a lot.
Isaac Murphy
Damara has her hair up too but for symmetrical reasons I consider them short haired.
Dylan Morris
Team short hair wins by a landslide! ::::)
Nathan Howard
Is there any place where I can read Hussie's commentary without buying the books?
Hunter Ward
what's the most annoying piece of fanon in homestuck?
Aiden Green
Vriskagram
Hudson Morales
Dave and Karkat have a healthy relationship
Nathan Garcia
People accepting classpairings such as Witch/Heir or Knight/Page
People worshipping OD or even Dahni for accuracy of Hussie's lore
Overrating Johnrezi/Vrisrezi/Davekat/Davejade
People not realizing he is mocking Yea Forums nastyboys and innocent tumblr fans at the same time and not picking any side
Fanon raping Karkat so much he is now on the same level as Tavros/Jake and needs mama Kanaya or Dave to help him shit
Aiden Mitchell
It's called going out with a bang, you should try it some time.
Dominic Torres
Fat hairy black characters
Bentley Hernandez
>People not realizing he is mocking Yea Forums nastyboys and innocent tumblr fans at the same time and not picking any side
THIS. It's so obvious, who Caliborn and Calliope stand in for. One party has nothing but toxic venom to spit at every direction regarding the comic, wanting it to just hurry up the plot, so they can be done with it, but no matter what they will never be satisfied. At times it is somewhat comical how much people want to kill Hussie around here. Meanwhile the other party just silently makes more content, not fully understanding or caring about the plot, but that never deters from creating new realities by the means of AUs and separate comics even. But even this group can ruin shit by making garbage content.
Ayden Gutierrez
What was the point of this.
Jack Garcia
>Another fucking Homestuck thread that even had the scruples to put trollspeak in the OP and avatarfag in the thread.
Holy fucking shit just end it all.
Chase Martin
to give my heart and my dick a boner.
Nicholas Hill
Probably to piss off Vrisrezi shippers and then have the Johnrezi shippers scream that Terezi would run back to Vriska.
Just like good old Karezi, but replace Karkat with John.
Charles Miller
>going out with a bang,
Carlos!
Colton Walker
OH LOOK, 1TS MR BUTTHURT TR4V3L1NG AT TH3 SP33D OF M4D.
WH4T 4RE YOU GO1NG TO DO, CRY TO TH3 J4NNYS LIK3 4 GRUBL1NG WHO'S BUCK3T GOT T1PP3D OV3R?
Eli Stewart
So it's really just to generate drama and thus, interest isn't it?
Asher Davis
Hunter Howard
It would actually be kino if Terezi stuck with John after Vriska finally confesses to Terezi and Davekat sinking.
Too bad it will never happen.
Kayden Young
Everyone with better John chemistry was either lesbian or male.
Jonathan Lee
And so it begins...
Noah Adams
>tfw the epilogue was my first and only time crying with a boner
Noah Kelly
>promises to watch all of Johns lame movies and think of the best dying words for him
>keeps his death a secret instead
what the fuck was her problem?
Anthony Lee
Didn't Dirk narrate her thoughts?
Ethan Watson
Whoops, wrong image.
Jason Gomez