MCU Blade Movie

>MCU Blade Movie

>No swearing or over-the-top violence

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First MCU R rated, they did say Deadpool would keep his rating after all

>>MCU Blade Movie
THR and EW say so

Upside:
> Can be tied to Scarlet Witch and Doctor Strange via Chthon.

Downsides:
> PG-13
> Could be Quippy

>we'll never get a line as absurd as "Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill."

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Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.

oh god those CGI eyes. whats the story behind tbis again? snipes was a just a diva who wouldnt listen to the director?

Did they confirm

I read somewhere that Snipes was just really mad that day and refused to open his eyes so they were forced to CGI them open. The set stories for the Blade trilogy are amazing

The stories about Blade 3 are so much better than Blade 3. I've probably seen the whole movie a few times, but every time I get to the end I'm left thinking "oh, that's how this movie ends?"

>Expect Blade to have Wakanda Roots and be a Skrull slayer.
You know, the sad part is I can fully expect this. The MCU feels so small.

Literally IF there are vampires, they'll be hand waved as aliens or some mutant variant.

But the Skrulls are the good guys in the MCU...

Weren't they like an offshoot of humanity like mutants in the Snipes movies anyways?

No, the no brainer solution is that after Doctor Strange 2, portals to other realms open and hell demons, vampires and that shit get released onto Earth, so Blade who has retired has to go back in business while training his daughter into becoming a vampire hunter aswell.

Bam, thats the most realistic and probable way that they will do it.

>vampires are aliens
Please no, the amount of jojo posting will exponentially explode in here

i hate china

the JoJo posting will never stop, and it has already begun.

They were straight up World of Darkness vampires. (literally where Blade got his Matrix look from) And what the hell is up with this fixation of his daughter taking up the mantle? Just give cast a good actor for Whistler and he'd be the combo breaker to every White hero having a black sidekick.

How did Endgame and FFH perform in China? Endgame had time travel which is a big no no in China, and FFH had Skeleton/Zombie Ironman.

>Endgame had time travel which is a big no no in China
In 1995 maybe.
>FFH had Skeleton/Zombie Ironman.
They could've just cut it out or took context into consideration. Keep in mind Resident Evil premiered in china, but not WWZ albeit edited.

>time travel which is a big no no in China,

Why???

Something Something disrespect history.

Only their government can rewrite history.

>Scarlett Witch and Dr. Strange

How is that an upside?

Er, because Chthon created vampires and unlike the previous Blade movies they can actually use the proper lore.

In Marvel vampires and werewolves are mystical creations resulting from the Darkhold.

>proper lore

Who fucking cares. Blade 3 went to shit the minute they tried to introduce more vampire lore into the plot. Keep it simple, that's what works. Overly complicated lore that ties to other shit in the end is just superfluous window dressing and completely meaningless.

So aside from the original Tomb of Dracula are there any good Blade comics?

>Skrull slayer
no skrulls are the good refugees of peace now remember

At least it won't be Blade: Trinity

You know that the contrarian side of Yea Forums will now say that Trinity is an underappreciated masterpiece that eclipses all of the MCU flicks in every way right?

No. Some okay comics where Blade guest stars or os a part of a team, but there are no good solo Blade comics.

wait why are you guys saying there won't be vampires?
I don't follow media stories, I only watch the movies when they come out, so I'm not up to date with all the latest news

Satanic trips confirm.
Hope we get the Silver Age Dracula instead of the current one.

Its just contrarians and Yea Forums fags that try to sink the Marvel ship again, last month it was "muh Stark Employee", last year it was "Carol is gonna save em, yaas queen", and now this.

They will fucking ruin Punisher too.

Was it really that bad?

Already did, the mouse kiddified him.
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They already did in the netjigs serie, where he is just a wolverine esque dude. I wish they understood that punisher: war zone was a version that respected the source material in comparison to the current screen iteration we have now

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well ok, but is it based on anything?
I can see where "muh stark employee" and "carol gonna save them" come from, but why specifically no vampires?

If Mahershala isn't training to speak MLE I don't want it. Blade is from LONDON.

This most likely. Well, Blade is up for debate but Marvel is smart enough to know Deadpool's appeal.

>Expect Blade to have Wakanda Roots and be a Skrull slayer.
Nigga what?

They believe China might not allow Vampires so Marvel will take them out, but China also likes to downplay black actors. In reality I don't think the studio is too concerned about how Blade fairs over there, they have Shang-Chi coming out before it and Chinese dubbing exists.

Theres an easier way than that. Treat the movies as loose canon, that the Vampires were so underground most are unaware and stayed off the superhero radar, meaning Blade is the only one aware. Have them quietly exploiting all the disasters from the Superheroes for their own gain and eventually make a big play. The snap was a setback to their numbers, but still it was a great opportunity to exploit. There's your set up for a movie during the five years or even during Endgame.

Would you guys be okay with Blade having a British accent?

Could also say that the supernatural was previously sealed away by really powerful magic spells after having been active up until some time in the medieval period, but then as a side effect of the massive energy waves produced by all three times the Infinity Gauntlet was used the seals are being broken and as a result the oldest, strongest vampires are being resurrected and making new ones.

>Mahershala Ali
So can we stop pretending now that the netflix shows were canon to the mcu?

You just want Idris Elba as Blade don't you.

Or you could just have the Vampire threat be focused in Europe/England.

We only really ever see London in the MCU and not much of it.

Both of these work as well. its not hard.

In a Halfass way. Punisher does not spin on chandilers and Jigsaw is not Joker.

I know there is no way in hell it would happen, but I would give my left arm for this to be a 70s blaxploitation style movie. Blade vs Blacula.

Yes

Stokes was in Civil War anyway