Good evening owls,
let's read at least one before I go curl up in a ball
Good evening owls,
let's read at least one before I go curl up in a ball
hope you're handling the heat ok
not much from san diego this year it seems
Hello, Storyteller.
>before I go curl up in a ball
What's wrong?
headachy
Ah. Well, the remedy for that is typically to lay down, tell the world to go fuck itself, and take several long naps.
after this issue, probably, I see there's enough pain to keep everyone busy
lol
hi, I hate all the news from SDCC besides Hickman's books
Tex's cat is apparently getting drunk while reading Amazons Attack, so at least someone's having a good time.
nice team work
I hate all the news and it's annoying that every single comic space is nothing but Hickman and X-Men right now
At least there's the new x-statix thing
the dog is all "let's go out" and i'm all "it's fucking hot"
the running HAPPY joke is great
based Milligan putting out bunch of random books this year
this is fun
So we've all seen that SDCC Didio interview by now, right?
>Dan: Imma go out of my way to make all your favorite heroes into barely functional douchebags who act worse than the villains!
>also Dan: Hey, how come older books from before I was in charge are selling more than current books?
Dan Didio is the DarkSydePhil of comic books.
what's Norton up to
why won't he reprint Gen13
Hey OP.
I think I accidentally spoiled myself on a twist for Mark Lawrence's fantasy books, because I've been reading Prince of Fools and went looking to see why it was so clearly set in some version of Europe.
There's a bunch of X-Announcements, but nothing that's gonna change my non-buying habit.
this is a very fun issue
I'm somewhat interested in the relaunch, but I also know that if it ends up good it's going to send me down an X-Men hole, and there's so much X-Men stuff that it would like double the size of my backlog
Hey, early John Layman!
because we can't have nice things
hah...yeah...
This is a good page.
All of the
>World of Mutantkind
Really makes me wonder if Hickman is going scorched Earth and making them all part of a sub-universe
They started, then stopped doing digitals of it.
The thing is, the Rebirth stuff is still selling worse in the bookstore market than the New 52 stuff was. "His" books still win in that battle
Speaking of X-Men, is there an actual reason Calypso had tentacle arms aside from "because Claremont"?
"Claremont's kinks" are the cause of 98% of good things in the X-line
He's been running that play book since Identity Crisis so I don't know why anyone is surprised.
hey, is Judge around? I have one of his kinks right here
The sad part of this is Grunge IS dumb enough to not notice a dude having 6 arms.
lol
I swear every issue every creator involved is having fun
and the other 2% are Simonson
>Campbell issues would sell
>Frank issues would sell
>Benes issues would sell
>Warren issues would sell
>all the minis with the Simonsons, Hughes and other legendary creators would sell
DC doesn't like money
There's so much Bad X-men in the bank now that I wouldn't even bother teyig to catch up, even if I did want to start reading again.
I mean, when the map nakedly has Italy and places with obvious European names, and the characters start talking about the Jesu worshippers in Roma, you gotta wonder if it's alternate history or what.
LOLOLOL
comics ARE fun
Okay, this goon looks like a member of the Robotnik family, and it's bother me to no end.
Claremont is many things, among them is honest about jerking it to weird shit. Respect.
Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact they still sold like shit, and readers were very vocal about how much they hated the line in nearly every aspect. Rebirth is probably selling worse because a ton of readers(wisely) bailed.
enjoy your pain, I'm gonna go curl up in a ball
will be back Tuesday
Feel better OP.
Heidern Assassination Arts are one of his kinks?
this is unironically great
why is it acceptable when Claremont and Wolfman do weird fetish shit and everyone else gets called a creep
thanks OP as always
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
Feel better, and enjoy your nap(s).
Thanks for running the one issue, OP. Enjoy he nap.
Sounds like y'all's boy Zemo finally got his mask for Falcon and Bucky
>7 movies in 2021
Kill me now
those are tv shows
Welcome to Feige's Republic of MCUstan
There is that crossover arc that actually features some important developments
Everyone calls Wolfman creepy though
He works at Riot Games now
nice, his art is pretty fun