Weekend Storytime of Pain: Antarctic Press mashup

Weekend Storytime of Pain: Antarctic Press mashup.
Comics from the strangely named comic company considering they're made in hot ass Texas.

Starting with a classic bit of ripoff.

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Also I have about this and another Antarctic Press singles that I absolutely hate, and a biiiig pile of them that aren't great but not sure are bad enough to say Storytime of Pain.
So if anyone knows a certain bat Antarctic Press comic then shout out.

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God this artstyle is such a late 90s thing.

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Man 5 male characters, one chin

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They just flat out call it a stand. Don't even change that like they did the title.

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I'm sorry, I thought "Stands" were a strictly Jojo thing, is this a knock off? It looks much older, unless I underestimate the age of Jojo

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You're underestimating how old and ongoing JoJo's has been.

Anyway luckily there was never a continuation on this pile of ripoff.

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Jojo was created in the 80s dude

AND NOW, my personally most hated comic of all time.
The sonofabitch that tricked me out of $8 IRL and luckily nobody else bought so I had to physically scan myself.

LITTLEST ZOMBIE SUMMER SPECIAL.

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No shit? I thought it was a new things as I only know it by the recent influx of memes. Thanks.

For those who have never heard of it, Littlest Zombie was a small series of one-off stories by Fred Perry that have maybe equaled a single trade.
They're stories about a zombie apocalypse that's years into the zombie outbreak, and all the easy meals are gone. If the little zombie wants to catch some human it'll have to do the one thing no zombie has ever done, use some wit.

Again, it was a cute lil comic that had 3 issues in total and maybe some shorts in their christmas zombie comics

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So imagine my surprise when several years later I see ANOTHER ISSUE OF MY FAVORITE ZOMBIE SERIES OUT.
I buy two copies so I can have an extra to give away to share and show just how fun this series is.

And then I get home and start to read.

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>Nuthin' personal, kid

So for starters, this is NOT Fred Perry's art. They clearly had Fred Perry available for the coverart and "writing" so why resort to this fucking dogshit artstyle??

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>No shit? I thought it was a new things as I only know it by the recent influx of memes. Thanks.
This physically hurt to read.

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I'm sorry, I'm not an anime or manga aficionado like many here.

Again, I wanna recommend all other Littlest Zombie comics, who didn't do this weird 4th wall demonstration thing or anything this comic does.

Imagine if someone made a Jojo's spoof that had all the Stands be meme references instead of band references.
Oh god I could see it being a thing, and I know the crappy comic company that would do it.

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Even then, JoJo has always been a part of Yea Forums and there have been memes before the first anime came out.

And so we get at the very bottom the veil pulled by Fred Perry by him confessing that ALL THE DIALOGUE IS MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
I have legit never heard of anyone ever doing this. Just making pages worth of nonsense story panels and then giving it to a guy to play the most difficult game of Mad Libs ever.

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It's only painful if you're a butthurt weeb

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I legit cannot get why they thought this coyote 4th wall holding up sign thing was a clever idea.
You're actually defending Diesel? Is that you Nick Simmons?

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Actually tried to google the artist, but can't find him. Guess this was possibly their only thing ever.

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I cannot

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I cannot understand how someone said "draw us some zombie art" and someone thought "movie poster and rap cover parodies".

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I googled him because you brought him up, and he seems to have a good deal of credits on a bunch of shit-looking zombie comics and Fred Perry comics.

That said, what the FUCK is this comic's deal?

And that's the last of that pile of shit.
Fuck you Zechary Gray.

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And so to fill this thread with at least one other story.

Since we've covered the ripoff section of Antarctic Press, and the zombie section of Antarctic Press, lets finish up with a double of the constant steampunk and political parody parts of Antarctic Press.

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Like Littlest Zombie, another Fred Perry comic years down the line revived in a oneshot done by someone else that isn't nearly as good.
Though will say after fucking Summer Special, this isn't nearly as bad.

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At least the art is passable and the coloring looks nice.

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For those who have never read it, Time Lincoln was a comic series about Stalin getting time travel powers by some energy source called The Void, and retroactively giving said powers also to Abraham Lincoln whom he tried to assassinate thus accidentally creating his greatest rival. Throughout time and space Lincoln and this steampunk packing allies fight Stalin and his dictator lackies.
It was silly steampunk fun.

Where does this story take place in that setting? Not explained at all it's just ... there.

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And we have the title screen. With Trump at top billing.

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bump

And hey there's Thomas Edison! If he's the villain you know Tesla is gonna show up int his comic.
Man Tesla gets nonstop wank.

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"Okay so we need some spy to find Abe and Tesla"
>"okay who should it be?"
"Doesn't matter just some faceless henchmen"
>"FACELESS YOU SAY?"

fuck forgot the image

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Ker-flop?

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Why is the engine way over in the upper left corner of the car? Isn't it usually needed to be centered?

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I guess they actually did give Trump powers, so it's not just the villain for nothing.
Also Edison desperately wanting a weapon he JUST SAW being ineffective.

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>"Remember, child. To win the battle, sometimes we have to lose the war."
I'm 90% sure that's usually the other way around on priorities.

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I honestly like the Immortan Trump look. Like I'd bet someone had done the mashup at some comic convention cosplay or something.

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>To win the battle, sometimes we have to lose the war."
Is this Perez guy actually retarded?

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I think the greatest tragedy is that they didn't even try to make him sound like Trump.
You could replace him with Nixon and it would be the same story.

It's been years since I read the original Time Lincoln comics, but I'm very sure it didn't have magical djinn things.

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And so the Deus Ex Machina that was punched out of the badguy magically restores everything to how it was.

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And we end on the reveal of who the little boy grew up to be.
Which makes less sense when you know he was't a blonde.

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That's it for this thread. Thanks anyone who read.

And don't forget to read some of the other Storytimes of Pain.

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Have I missed "Our Love is Real" yet?

I don't think so. Besides the Millar Triple Feature most of the classics haven't been done yet.
If nobody done it or The Lie yet I will do them.

Wait a minute, is this a jojo reference?

I hope somebody does Girls soon; I don't want to miss those amazing Descent of Man tributes.

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