Here's your Star Trek cartoon bro

>borg

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Would assimilate.

>Rick & Morty artstyle

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Why does it just look like Final Space?

>Tendi

gib

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Wait, these aren't troll images?

It does feel like a comedy series instead of a star trek one.

Just stop, just stop raping it m, you killed it already paramount. You had an opportunity to make a billion yet you decided to release beyond up against suicide squad, with the shit of into darkness still fresh on everyone’s breath. Now you just release this literal shit, god has no room for humanity. We’re just a lone aberration floating through the nothingness of the cosmos hoping to warm ourselves on literal shit to disguise that we’ve failed to live up to whatever potential conscience had given us.ets just destroy ourselves and let the loam hopefully cover our absolute failure as a species

This is going to be a comedy isn't it?

Enjoy user.

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I was asking the same question, the artstyle looks very familiar to Final Space.

thanks I hate it

>CBS All Access
That still exists?

The new Star Trek animated series looks great.

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Anyone got that panel with wolverine screaming to stop raping him?

>a bajoran

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Eh, I'd give it a chance. I'm not exactly attached to the franchise and something less serious could be interesting, I guess.

Get ready for lots of muh occupation talk

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>please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real

I'm pretty sure that if you compensate for 45 years of improvements in animation, the original Animated Star Trek comes out ahead in both money invested and quality.

>two characters have sidecuts
Damn it all to hell, I was looking forward to this.

Why hello there, Captain Waifu.

*AHEM* ATTENTION BAJORAN CUSTODIAL WORKERS

FUCK BAJOR

THAT IS ALL

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Between this and Final Space, I'm starting to think networks believe every sci-fi show needs to look like Rick and fucking Morty minus the * for pupils.

>Commander Ransom

Any relation to evil Captain Ransom?

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It's the bubble eyes, thin outlines and stylized proportions? It looks like this general art direction pops up in various adult toons: Family Guy, R&M, Corner Gas... I wouldn't say it's very unique.

If you didn't want to be brutally gang raped by Cardassians, you probably shouldn't have let them occupy your planet.

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Wouldn't make it past the first date. After the third or fourth time she mentioned the Occupation, I'd excuse myself to the restroom and escape through an access panel.

It looks fucking shit lads

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I am assuming this is set after Voyager/DS9? What is with these fanfic tier characters?
-A Bajoran in Starfleet
-A Caitian without a tail
-Black female captain (could technically be cool, but what are the chances those won't be her two defining character traits?)
-An Orion in Starfleet? The fuck?
-A reclaimed Borg
-Tough action girl with Klingon Bat'Leth
-Scrawny weak looking manlet who will no doubt save the day several times. Is somehow both audience self insert and Wesley Crusher.
-Totally not-Riker first officer because he has BROWN hair instead of black and STUBBLE instead of a beard.

Could they be something else? Like the Borg dude might just be a cyborg? Let's be honest, what are the chances of that being the case.
Each and every one of these is going to need a long and stupid explanation on why they're even allowed on a ship.

Nice to see Newgrounds is still making animations.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>inb4 nerd rage

Looking at this you can tell their eyebrows are going to be the most animated thing on their entire face.

>Each and every one of these is going to need a long and stupid explanation on why they're even allowed on a ship.

Well, if it's a comedy show, it could just be that Starfleet rounded up all the misfits, retards, and rejects that have no place on a starship and gave them to Cap Freeman to babysit. Even funnier is if Freeman doesn't realize that her ship is a daycare to keep her busy because she's terrible, too.

>Ensign Tendi's ensign tendies

>we want the rick and morty audience

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where are the uglies?

None of those are real problems. The Bajoran could be another Ensign Ro type who escaped Cardassian tyranny and joined Starfleet when the Fed-Cardie War started. The Orion could be another Worf or Nog type of situation. The doctor's talk could be under the coat or maybe there's a tragic backstory explaining how it was lost. Other Borg drones could certainly have been reclaimed following Voyager's return to the Alpha Quadrant.

Was this made in Toon Boom or did they just hire the Crash Canyon team?

Did they deliberately make the Caitian as ugly as possible just to spite furries? Ugly, plantigrade, no tail.

why do I have the feeling this will have nothing to do about exploring new worlds, or being emissaries in new worlds, or acting as diplomats in new worlds, or even just fucking hotties in new worlds?

What does it mean if I think this looks terrible?

Looks like shit

I thought Seth Macfarlane already had his own Star Trek parody show?

Stop asking permission to fit in, idiot.

Caitian looks like an old, grumpy McCoy type of character who's seen far too much in his long career.

It means you've got functioning eyesight.

she's ugly because she deliverq dry "mature" humor when drunk and anecdotes about her old sexual life that makes everybody go "brrrr" in the same recycled animation loop every episode. Kinda Slappy squirel, but "for adults"

I was looking at OP and saying to myself, well at least no sidecut.

holy crap lois remember when I wasn't in that whole season of start trek?

Set phasers to Giggity

Well, whatever it is it ain't working.

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this reeks of quirky teen sticoms in pajama and not like futuristic exploration stories at all. You know they will talk more about who fucked who than how the klingon army is going to prepare a coup against the federation next month

Aren't increasingly colorful crew members a standard deal in each new Star Trek series? OG had a black woman, a Russian, an Asian, a Vulcan and a Scot. TNG had a Klingon, an android, a blind guy, etc.

I garantee you Spock will be referenced there, or even made canon in the team by the end of the season.

I wonder what personality flaws the two black women will have.

>tumblr haircut
>black guy
>black girl
>white guy looks unhappy and is gonna be the funny bully target

Yeah but usually the eccentric stand out in a cast of competent people.
It doesn't work when the entire crew is like that.

WAIT THIS AREN'T JUST SHITTY EDITS? THIS IS REAL?
looks like a even shitter rick and morty

>one will be too cool
>and the other will be too smart

Sure, and they were all great at their jobs. Competent, professional, their race, gender, nationality wasn't a thing at all.
So now all that is needed is for this show, this comedy show, to treat its cast like normal people.

>Bajoran

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>Bajorns

Well shit.

that kaijit is gonna zoidberg-lite, right?

>captain Freewoman
>commander handsome
>ensign trendy
>ensign mari-sue
so subtle...

If they can regenerate limbs and stuff then why does he have the cyberware? Is it just like an iPhone thing or something?

Wow, insecure much?

I clicked on this thread thinking this was a parody of modern animation trends.

This poor guy is going to get "killed" constantly.

it literally describe each character though. you side cut doesn't make you look strong, it just show you favorite social media

Wow, insecure much?

I'd love to see your reaction to that Renegades show that was pushed awhile back. That crew was fucking OP.

>that ugly simplistic art style
I hated final shot for this half assed approach and i will hate this too. Fuck this decade

Well, from what i know, this is one of two star trek cartoons that will come out. This one is actually supposed to be a comedy and centered more around the new ensigns than on the main bridge crew.

Also, about the cyborg, he could be kind of like Jeordie Laforge (i might be getting the name wrong), and be a regular cyborg instead of a borg. I mean, Jeordie did had a bit of cybertechnology on him to be able to use his visor (i might be getting that wrong toó)

My guess is that he's supposed to be like Seven of Nine.

>fucked up old grumpy Katian
sure why not?

> looks like a even shitter rick and morty
All these space shows just want the Rick and Morty audience. Look at Final Space and this and tell me it is not true.

I'll give it a try, on account of liking the jockXaloof taciturn vibe I'm getting from the two red shirts here.

I feel like this shit is gonna be terrible enough to have him being the token mexican, but instead of tacos, mariachi and day of the dead he's gonna keep using the same 3-4 imaginary borgwords. Also hillarious "let's make a complicated sentence that represent a simple single common word" jokes that lasts way too long. way too long.

PETA

star treck is never being good again, right?

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Not as long as the rights remain split between CBS and Viacom.

So th Orville?

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In STD they hav people with cyborg implants a lot like this.

STD did whatever the fuck it wanted. It even ignored its own worldbuilding when it was convenient.

Yep, that's how threatened they feel by Seth's playing TNG with all of his money.

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Your taste is bottom of the barrel.

Oky calling it now

Is an orian and says wearing the bikini and pole dancing is part of her culture

Got forwarded through training because an accident took off part of his head.

Actually the captain's daughter using a false name

Secretly a gorn spy surgically altered to look human with skin graphts from a dead human.

>a redshirt in the front
Arent those fucks supposed to die in the same episode they are introduced?

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Why are u in this thread if u don't watch star trek?

If you don't watch Star Trek then you should move on to some other thread.

It might like NG where red is command and yellow is job squad.

It's supposed to be funny.
>lol, what if redshirts had personalities LMAO

Is that supposed to be a fucking klingon? Where's the crest?

>what are the chances those won't be her two defining character traits?)
No, her two defining character traits are that she's SASSY and she DOESN'T NEED NO MAN

i look forward to the mike and rich Re:View

She's a Klingaboo, like Worf.

Daily Reminder that everything Worf knows about Klingon culture is just what he read on Federation Wikipedia.

At least Worf was actually a klingon.

That bitch looks like a brown human.

the duality of fans

>all this smugface
MAKE IT STOP

That last one isn't a fan. He has never watched Star Trek before, and isn't aware that any regular characters wear red shirts and have personalities.

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Is this aimed at kids? I thought Star Trek was for adults, or at the very least teens.

There are two separate Star Trek cartoons in production, one for kids (airing on Nickelodeon) and one for adults (airing online).

That man was a fucking hero...

Star Trek shitposts are great.

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is there a name for this post Family Guy tired face style of designs? The last Scooby Doo show also suffers from this.

Doesn't look bad at all desu

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It is a comedy series, you morons. They said that when they announced it. The other cartoon is gonna be Star Trek for kids, this is a Rick and Morty/Final Space ripoff cashgrab.

Here's the Picard trailer

youtube.com/watch?v=YhBBXHwEsIo

Is the girl a rebuilt Lal?

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>region-locked
streamable.com/s4q0k

>off-topic insertion of live action into a cartoon thread
Leave.

Here's the CBSAA YouTube video for burgers.
youtube.com/watch?v=KbXy0f0aCN0

Why the commander is in a red suit?

Why don't you watch Star Trek?

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Patrick Stewart looked like a pithy toad in gold, so they swapped the command and engineering colors in TNG and they've been the same ever since.

to be fair the original series perpetuated the meme of red shirts being cannon fodder

Did it really?
I rewatched TOS recently; every redshirt that died had a name, and their deaths were always grim news. At no point was it made made fun of.
In actuality a lot of the classic Trek stereotypes don't actually happen in the show.

I wish Star Trek would go away. There's no way they can do any good with it now.

This looks...not great.
Action, violence, fast pace, prisons? really?
It'll probably be an entertaining action romp, but nothing in this has that Star Trek feeling.
Is this series set in the JJverse? Like a century after those movies?
I do like all the cameos.

Discovery changed the canon so that cyborgs are commonplace.

Dunno about Lal but I'm betting some kind of next-gen or perfected Borg. Bet that "forgotten who you are - we do not" refers to Locutus

>CalArts Trek

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Honestly they should be

What if I told you that there were two cyborgs in TNG?

Can't be worse than STD

Where will it place?

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..... Guess I'll take it.

Star Trek is fucking dead and they refuse to bury it.

The Caitian doc looks like she's pushed out a few too many litters.

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Place your bets. Is there going to be R34 of the cat?

If the giant bajoran doesn't sound like brock sampson or mermaidman I will be disappoint

In a matter of hours/days probably

Would using the Animated Series art style have been too expensive or too much work?

Those are some very specific guesses.

>Bajoran
As if I needed more reasons not to give a shit about this garbage.

I'd switch Battlestar Galactica and The Expanse

Which BSG?

A throwback to the 1970s cartoon with only one movement at a time.

What if I told you this was all a hoax?

It's been quite a day.

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>Human with a bat'leth
Isn't that cultural appropriation?

You think Klingons would care about that? They'd just be upset that she's holding it wrong. Hell, they were totally fine with Quark using one.

Oh, you don't know the half of it.

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I want to fucking cry
This is legit painful

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>-A Caitian without a tail

Looking at her.... I'm thinking she lost hers.

this can't be real.

>Dr. T'ana
>A grumpy, thicc old cat alien doctor
Thanks for the porn Star Trek

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Wait, I thought this was the Nick cartoon? Wasn’t there going to be a Trek toon on Nick?

Also, since it’s on CBS All Acess, it’s going to be some raunchy shit,right?

Wait, this can't be a Star Trek cartoon... are you sure you didn't just find something on Newgrounds someone made in 2010?

Where does Lexx fit in?

>have lived long enough to see all the Western sci-fi stuff I enjoy go down the toilet

A-At least I've got anime.

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def satanic tier

...

You all really want to fuck cats, don't you?

i cant believe thats real.....i bet the humor will be reddit tier.

>Irresponsible Captain Tylor is not on the list

His ship is so good it's been word-filtered by the Raalgon mods who run this shithole.

Wait shit, it's on there, very low tier.

I'll accept that, I enjoyed a few episodes of the first three seasons and I'd prefer to forget there ever was a fourth.

deadline.com/2019/07/star-trek-lower-decks-animated-series-comic-con-mike-mcmahan-alex-kurtzman-heather-kadin-1202649738/

>show creator and executive producer Mike McMahan (Rick and Morty head writer)

Welp, that explains it.

Raise Valerian & Laureline one tier and lower Atlantis at least two tiers.

It's all so tiresome.

For what it's worth, he's one of the best voice actors in Dota 2

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calarts is a mistake.

>this isn't some random fanwork

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honestly this, oh wow, another show that feels more like someone from deviantart sold their soul to satan and was allowed to put something on a streaming platform that Yea Forums is going to bitch about, for probably valid reasons, but still be way too pissed off about
I just want it to stop already, hand sanitizer needs to create some super virus or the sun needs to snap out a solar flare strong enough to wipe every harddrive on the planet or something already, just let me off the ride fuck

She's a Manx Caitian.

Worth it just for Mike and Rich to bitch about it at least

>all this anti-bajoran propaganda

We know it's you, Dukat.

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Outlaw Star is worse than you remember.

wait..... this isn't a joke? this is real?

please tell me this isn't real.
....Well uh.... damn. At least the Picard show looks alright?

>CBS All Access

Who is even paying for this shit?

Fuck Discovery. Fuck all post-Enterprise trek.

As long as it's actually funny I'll be happy with it. And assuming they haven't jumped too far forward, they can do cameos from established characters without making the actors sit in make-up for hours.

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>implying Gul Dukat did anything wrong

Fake news.

I will take 1,000 years of "Calarts" over this Family Guy/Brickleberry/Rick and Morty design style.

yeah for real. This art style seems bad on purpose. A franchise like Trek deserves so much better.

Hell, the fucking 70's cartoon looks better than this. FUCK