For me, it’s Ned

For me, it’s Ned.

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Chubby guys of Yea Forums?

For me, it's Camila Kang

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What a Chad

she was cute

Ned (and Ganke in the comics) seriously gets me so fucking hard, and I have no fucking outlet for it fuck

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I seriously just masturbated to this image again and it kills me that I can't find any porn of guys that look like him
Japan makes a lot of fat porn, but they are usually a lot less dark/brownish yellow than he is fuck

Take it easy betty

>"europeans love americans!"
When he said this line me and several other people in the cinema burst out laughing for a solid half minute. There was a couple a few rows in front, most likely american tourists since we have some tourism around here, that started looking around with a startled look. When we left the cinema they looked slightly jumpy like someone was about to stab them.

really?
but tom is complete queerbait hes so cute

Based chubby Asian boy poster.

do you think he fucked betty?

More chubby ned pls

>walking around outside of his and Peter's room in just a bathrobe
>Betty keeps calling for him to get back in bed
Yeah they fucked every chance they got and Ned is probably packing, that's why the break up was so amicable

based. he truly became a man that trip

also fuck chad

You do know there is video of it, right?

>tfw there’s no R34 of Ganke Lee
>tfw Sony didn’t keep Ganke chubby in the Spiderverse movie

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And the fact that most of the asian chubs in Jap chubby porn are uggos

he has nice titties I admit

>be American
>take a vacation so you don't get shot
>get stabbed
Also who goes to the movies on vacation.

We laughed at mine too, probably because here the saying is the reverse

Dude what? Go to fucking pornmd and search "Asian chub".

If MCU manages to make this fatso into a believable Hobgoblin, i'll literally bite off and consume my own ass.

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Seen here >tfw I got laid with a guy that looked like Ned at at a gay spa a few months ago

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Yeh that one got a big laugh here in the UK, like it was clearly a joke but I wonder what the American reaction was.

DO share Ameri/co/ns.

a few chuckles but a lot of people didn't get the joke

I doubt they’re going to go with that route. I’m sure they’ll make flash the Hobgoblin

How ugly/fat/a gay man are you? I want to prove that no woman as conventionally attractive as Betty would be into Ned.

Isn’t he fucking Zendaya?

Money would usually be a factor into for a chick dating a fat guy, or has a chubby chasing fetish herself.

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Every fetish has a 10/10

Don't condescend to me, I have actual terabytes of asian fatty porn, I know my shit.

What’s your favorites? Like fatty and strike?

off the top of my head, Tyson and Bravo.

Haven’t heard of bravo. fatty has 80/20 ratio of cuties and uggos, unlike chub porn in the west where it’s 20/80 cuties and uggos

You mean Ganke.

You lucky fuck.

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Ganke is ONLY 8/10.
MCU Ned is diamond tier erection.

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>They turned Ganke into a 4/10 millennial hipster in Spiderverse
Fucking why?! and yes his concept sketches originally had him chubby too

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what the fuck
I didn't see SpiderVerse, I refuse to believe they did my man Ganke like that.

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Spiderverse is phenomenal, don’t let it stop you from missing out on a masterpiece

cut for time. originally he was fat and had a minor role, but his role was near identical to peter b's so they just scrapped him for the second movie

Haven't seen it and you've got me laughing user

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jesus christ he looks like a cross between a wartime propaganda ala SLAP-A-JAP and a cartoon rabbit.
I'm glad this got left out.

Ned's a total bro.

>They actually did the parody couple

>When Ned was part of the best couple in the movie

Fuck you Disney

fucking fat cancer, ugly bastard, fucking piece of shit

>chubby
That's obese

Here’s more concept art of him

Circled ones are cute

Also, this is kinda cute.

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Yea Forums.

What parody couple?

Ned and Betty

Absolute ideal body type.

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I recall this image from the last chub thread I was in.
I don't like it, but you do you.

Ned is my ideal type

All whores love foreigners. They'll have a little bit more interest if they hear anything but their own nationality.

You're literally projecting, racist schizo.

Okay, yeah, maybe a little just because I don't like the eyes or the style at all really, but those buckteeth are not negotiable.

See

Yeah, I already saw it.
Guess it's just not my thing.

god I just want to rub my dick on those tits

>this entire thread

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why are so many hawaiians absolute units

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God, I want to suck those tits.

The Rock is a unit, Ned’s a teddy bear in comparison

For you WHAT is Ned?

Doesn’t matter. What matters is Ganke doesn’t have any Rule34, which is horseshit

Islanders got really fucked up by imported processed foods coupled with lack of education on the food pyramid and a healthy life style.

this
Doesn't help that Hawaii fucking loves SPAM of all things.

It’s fluffy

Alright, clinically fluffly, whatever, hope that 35 year life span is worth it.

Well unfortunately some healthy people don’t even live that long, so 35 years may not be so bad.

I didn't like that he was kinda a dick throughout Far From Home.

>Ned in a bathrobe
Lemme guess, nothing more?

Me too

What a Michael

Only good Iron Lad character and they stole him from Miles

Are there any women who feel this way or all dudes?

Yeah, but it's less intense since women have a lot less physical/visual sense of attraction.
The body type would have to come with a charming personality, so I think women would mostly be interested in the funny fat guy type.

>MCU Ned
>Ganke Lee
How about both, together?

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>Assuming I'm a dude

From my own experience, women love John Goodman chubby. The dad bod and not Fat Bastard level of obese.

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Be fair though the one person said "hard" and these threads mostly seem to be dudes

Lmao women have standards of physical attraction just not to fat fucks. Personality doesnt make up for a 500 lbs BMI

I lie all the time that I'm a dude in threads. You get less people calling you a faggot just saying, "My dick is hard" than you do people saying, "Femanon, show feet" or random thread alerts of dudes asking what do girls like.

Yeah no shit, I didn't say that you absolute mong.
But male and female attraction is not 1:1, and it's a lot more based on visual attraction with men.
That why Playgirl was mostly purchased by gay men and not women.

Speaking from your own extensive knowledge of women, I assume.

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Intriguing

Yeah, it's amazing how much basic misogyny is still prevalent in this site.

All dudes

Hnng

That's the joke, brainlet

I feel like people got the joke but it they didn't find it funny beyond giving it a smile or chuckle

>A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

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>Not the panda bear daddy that was also in Rogue One
Shit taste, user, but you'll learn.

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Based. I wanted to fuck that dad so bad. He was such a sweetie.

But Pedro is actually gay.

What does Nate Richards have to do with this?

I want to fuck the character, not the actor. The actor could be a total douche in real life, but the character was really sweet and affectionate.

I mean, he could just be asexual.
Technically, nothing was even confirmed, all that we can infer is that he doesn't find women attractive.

I take it you wanna fuck Ned’s actor?

>asexual
What a shitty way to live

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>I mean, he could just be asexual.
There's no such thing. Only people with extremely low sex drives. It's like saying 80-year olds who no longer have any sexual desire are asexual.

Bro you know senior homes are a hotbed of STDs because all they do is fuck all the time, right?
And since their tubes are barren and the dudes have been shooting blanks for 10 years at that point, they just rawdog it.

I didn't say every old person no longer has a sex drive, but it's undeniable that as you get older, your libido has a chance of getting weaker. But nobody would say an old person who doesn't have the desire to fuck is asexual, they would say they have a low sex drive.

It should be the same whether you're 80 years old or 20. Yet, it seems like it's trendy for people to actually believe that a mammal can be born "asexual" when their very biology depends on hormones, which means you can't be asexual, you can only have a weak libido.

Alright, well he can be a low libido person.
I don't care for arguing the politics.

ITT: Yikes!
Isn't the actor like fucking 16 in Homecoming?

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Not comic book Iron Lad

Is G Unit a unit?

I don't really ever think about what Euros think of us, so I didn't really think much of the line either way

>Belly
>Basketball shorts
>Thong flip flops
>Comfy hoodie
Am I really that basic

The actor is 22 right now.

LOL if you think teenagers ever actually play teenagers in high school stories.

guys I nutted to this again

I had a friend a while back who had a fetish for this body type. There came a time where he randomly started acting really catty towards me. I'm pretty sure he had a crush on me (very similar body type). I'm not a gay though and we haven't talked for years now.

As a former teenager that struggled with those feelings for friends and may have acted that way, let me apologize for him.

I appreciate the sentiment, user. Lord knows I have had awkward feelings for girls who only saw me as a friend in those very days.

I'm not gonna let the Ned thread die.

Also is 18 (the actor, anyway)

>most of my friends are cute chubs and straight
>most chubs at anime conventions are straight
>most chubs at gaming conventions are straight
>most chubs at gay chub events are assholes and/or taken and/or into chasers and/or not compatible on a friendship level

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The hoodie would piss Edna Mode off

Have you tried Grindr?

because its like da ancient hawaiians say

more cushion for da pushin bradduh

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Posting more Surfshack Titos

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Imagine being Angourie in that movie and having to be all like "damn, Jacob, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your 45+BMI frame and fucked-up fat person face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is replace Zendaya as the real MJ. Like seriously imagine having to be Angourie and not only sit in that chair while Jacob Batalon flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the makeup just barely concealing his nauseatingly dry acne-ridden skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he acted like your boyfriend. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him YOU DA MAN and HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You know this is your closest chance to mainstream Hollywood success after you age out of high school roles, so you play along and say "Aww, babe your so sweet!" and "Ned you are SO MUCH more attractive than Tom Holland, Jake Gylenhall and even the Asian chad" in hopes of future success. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

thank you for typing that all out, it was nice to read

>premium version of Grindr is requto look up for your preferred kind of guy

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>not just setting the age rage for one year, looking through every single profile that shows up, favoriting any potential guys, and moving the age one year up and repeat
Geez user it's like you're not even desperate.

Have sex

>tumblr's first copypasta

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Gotta try that

No joke it's how I met up with people and exchanged fluids.

That’s how you met some chubs there?

Yes. Well, one. I became much less sex obsessed after finally getting some.
I imagine it would be a lot easier if you live in a major population center, but using my method (if you really want to narrow down results, do the single year age thing, and also sort by groups, I find discreet and nerd work best) I was able to find a 7/10 qt only like 50 minutes away. But I did see him like three times total over a few years.

Growlr and BiggerCity are better

Ehh, for people like 35+ plus, yeah, but I've found there are almost no people using those that I've found on Grindr. Drastically lower user rate IME.

>the gay equivalent of THICCtards

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Not the gay equivalent, just gay thicctards.

Equal opportunity. Thank Alex Hirsch (and his show) for bringing up this fetish to Yea Forums. Lots of fatfags wouldn’t be showing up here if it wasn’t for Gravity Falls and The Love God episode.

Really? God, I've been a chaser since before I even knew I was gay. But boy, when I made the switch from fat women to fat men, it's like something clicked in me.

Lemme guess, your first Yea Forumschub crush was PJ?

I never really had Yea Forums crushes.

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Gosh, that is a very unflattering photo of Jacob.

>not Gabriel Iglesias
Points for trying though

Ideal chub ratio, weight wise

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That's what happens when you're 100+ lbs overweight and have a weird-shaped head with no hair to cover it. And wear the nerdiest looking glasses you could find.

Tito is a 4/10

I wonder if him being bald is a part of him having alopecia

An unflattering photo can be taken of essentially everyone, user.
'I'm not a scientist, but I would think so.

Boogie2988 should be replaced by MovieBlob

Same here. Didn’t have any luck with girls but when guys came into the picture, it kinda got better

Wouldn’t mind him too

What? I thought Harry was the Hobgoblin? Why would they use Flash when he has his own identity?

He looks like the son of Chadwarden and GreekGodX

I live in the South and everyone understood the joke.

>doesn't like T&A
I'm sorry for your loss.

Fat women are gross. They're all greasy and cottage cheesey. A fat man is like... A man's man, though.

Yeah I know, don't worry, I got over my disgusting hetero phase.

Sometimes I wonder if I have an upper limit. (RIP)

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You have to wonder?
I definitely have an upper limit.

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No. He did not.

Top just doesn't do it in the face for me.

Boogie2988 pre surgery crosses the line

His sense of humor bumps him up a couple of notches

Does it now?

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Yeah his body looks nice, but I still can't dig that face.

The MCU Has moved some lore and characters before.

He's a terrible person and the teeth were a deal breaker, but physically, I'm still into it.

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>U.K.
>Europeans

Just larpers

That’s true. It’s obvious at this point that the MCU has its own Earth in the multiverse.

Uhh... of course? Did you assume this took place in 616?
Did you not know that it's been known for a long time that it was Earth-199999?

Jackass. If that were true, then why THE FUCK would it be necessary to say that the MCU has changed lore before?

To validate the further changing of lore as said about making Flash Hobgoblin?

There would be no lore to change you fucking moron. Taking place on a different Earth means a different history.

You fat fuck

Didn't you see Pete's face going like "Uhm... bro"
Also, as a Dutchman. That little scene in the Netherlands was great. Especially with the thick Dutch accented English. Good actors they picked too imo.
Just a bit of a shame that after they depicted dutchies as slightly Orange fever crazy people who are really nice and almost all speak English very well, it went straight back to LMAO TULIPS AND WINDMILLS AMIRITE?

I'm actually very fit thank you very much :D
Alright, it seems I was mistaken, when you said "lore," I didn't know you meant inclusive to the MCU, and thought you meant the general Marvel lore.

Alright then. Sorry for the misunderstanding

I liked both concept and actual versions, to be honest, my dude.

I wouldn’t be surprised if ProZD nabbed the role

Can’t dig the face because it’s on a twig? Seen other guys like that.

What? What are you implying?
I just don't like the way his face looks idk.

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Sometimes a shitty personality is dealbreaker for me.

reminder: chubs are NOT for raping

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What the fuck is that?

damn that guy is cute, I hooked up with a dude that looked similar

the loss of innocence

No. Not even a little bit. Why the fuck are you spreading fake news?

Eh I'm not gonna complain, what else is there to see here? Mostly flat empty land.

I'm hoping for a Camila Wewuz

He looks like a twink but doesn’t act gay enough despite his ballerina background

Who is that guy anyway?

I have no idea, looks like some kind of streamer.

That's retarded

He looks like he’s trying to get into his pants

Is this whole gay shit for fat Asian dudes some kinda meme?

He's Asian Andy

The handful of people with a fat asian dude fetish in the board probably all got their attention caught by the OP image, and the one guy who let it out of his pants very early on initiated a chain reaction

I knew this one big tiddy goth girl who was totally into chubby Asian guys, so it's not just gay. I'm pretty surprised at the inability of not just Yea Forums, but a healthy majority of boards, to wrap their heads around the fact that some people really are into chubby/fat guys. Have you seen some of the other crazy shit people are into around here? Way more unbelievable.

t. Chubby bi boi

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I think it's just a vocal small group of people that can't imagine other people having different opinions.

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Are you one of those two anons who husbandos this guy?

:^)

It's weird because my current bf is a fit asian guy... I never really liked chubby guys of any race, so this thread is funny, I could see my bf getting a dad bod over his muscle when he gets older, and that might be attractive because I've been with him since he was fit. Girl btw (real).

I believe in Steven, personally.

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Why do you ask?

I’ve seen it get heat. Does a film have to get 0 heat to be considered “phenomenal”?

In all my years browsing this horrific website this is one of the saddest posts I've ever read

onions

Well if you must know, I nutted to it twice more since.

How old is he in the movie because he might be still technically shota

>Also who goes to the movies on vacation.
Americans.

16

I thought they were 15?

ląl

Is it really that hard to find gay sex?
It’s like- there’s aps for that. And you’re both guys- there’s 0% chance for bullshit if you just ASK them.
You can’t ask a girl but you can ask a guy “hey, wanna fuck?”

I can be rather difficult if you have a specific type, considering the much smaller population size.

*It can be difficult
Although I am also known to be sometimes.

He was in Halt and Catch Fire's 2nd season and I seem to remember him having a scene where he's in his underwear or something.

Anyway he's hot. We need more man-sized Asians.

Connie is, Steven was 14 before the skip

Good looking out.
I couldn't find it, but I did find this, and it's still great.

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>there’s aps for that

That’s a good way to get murdered husbando

ahhh every gay person is some flamboyant fucking poofter right ?
get out of your simulation

This

Projecting too much?

Have you tried grommr?

The app is having problems atm

What is that?

It’s a chub app but it’s for ones into weight gaining (read: feeders)

Better version

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Yes

True, but the show also had this cutie too

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Pretty much

Lots of discussion on where a man can find a chub ITT, but where can a man find a chub-seeking woman?

The bank lmao

>poofter

Points for Monty Python or being over the top British.

I lewded him more times than I would care to admit.

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no im just english

Damn

Never

Who’s that?

What the fuck

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And I thought streaight THICCfags were thirsty

When I first found this picture, I DESTROYED my dick.

Might as well make another one after that pic with Ned

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People laughed

You either get laid or it’s suddenly not your problem anymore.

That’s a win-win for me bud.

Or have zero responses

Then again, everyone expected Tom Cruise to be gay until he actually had a kid, because no gay man could go through fucking a vagina

Soos?

unless SPAM is some kind of ancient island staple, I dont think that is the case

That’s supposed to be Ganke from Into The Spiderverse

Blessed husbano

He looks like that kid from Up

He kinda does

Yeah I said that

Bit of an extreme way of looking on the bright side, but okay

Fellas who is the female brosnan pierce ?

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I don’t know

Would he have existed if Ganke was never introduced in the comics?

>Tfw strongman body with layer of fat on the tummy
>tfw this always made me feel bad knowing I would never achieve twinkmode

Seeing this thread got me honestly wondering if I should jump the roasty wagon and just be gay. Already have the bear mode aesthetic. Are gay men more like women or is it actually easier to deal with. At this point a bad gag reflex is holding me back more than my lack of gayness.

I think so.

Even worse

It varies. Some gay guys are just dudes and it's awesome. Some are drama queens to rival the worst females.
>a bad gag reflex
If you find the right guy, that doesn't have to be an issue.

A bad gag reflex isn’t really an issue with Short dicks

Or a high roller on a roll at a casino

Still rare though

I think you usually want a long one in your ass.

I’m one of those who’s not into anal

Really? What else is there?
I’m not really fai

and they say anime makes you gay....

Fingering is fine if gentle enough, dick up the ass may vary

It still does

Seth rogen is a 5/10 chub

UNF
N
F

He's not even a chub, it's just a dad bod.

Is there a difference?

I don't want somebody that looks like a beer swilling hillbilly, I want a big cuddly teddy bear.

Is there an age limit for you in regards to chubs?

Let’s say, Gravity Falls wise, from Thompson all the way to Stanley Pines

Do you think islanders were always obese? It's only the last 50 - 70 years that was the case.

Oh, I get it. You mean you don’t want a man just jamming his dick in there

The one seen here did weigh 757 pounds, so something bad was bound to happen.

Yeah but he was born in the 50's which was after these islands started heavily importing processed foods and no longer relied on the island's fish, fruits, and vegetables as their main source of food.

When these islands didn't have an American diet, the people were pretty damn fit. I mean, I'm sure there were a couple of fatties here and there, but it's not like now where the average person weighs 400 pounds.

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Not gonna lie, there was a big guy at work in his sixties that I probably would've smashed if we were ever alone together.

Mine stops in the 30s

idk

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What’s it gonna be when you’re in your 30s?

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Last one I have, NSFW.

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bump

>SPAM is a national treasure in Hawaii

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I heard McDonald's in Hawaii sells SPAM burgers.

bump

>shit’s actually real

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Why?

Same here

Bro customer is always right.
If a fucking SPAM burger will make you money, sell that shit.
It's not like McDonald's having weird regional food is rare.

They both have bellies

>haven't been to Yea Forums in 2 years
>this is the first thread I see when I come back

I guess it's comforting to know that Yea Forums is still as gay as ever.

More gay than /y/?

Does /y/ have rampant /pol/-tier posts?
Because we have homosexuality + braindead redpills for our faggotry.

My (Dutch) theatre was roaring from laughter from this scene

Not that I’m aware of, haven’t been there in a while other than the drawthreads and even I stopped going to those because no one draws the stuff that chubby chasers are into and it’s a rarity if it does happen

I see

Good. Fuck that shit.

lucky quads wasted time on furfag

Both sides are equally overdramatic

Beast isn't a furry.

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genetic predisposition to hoard calories due to nomadic sea lifestyle+islands

+all the modern, processed, calorie-dense foods

Most people think they have everything figured out. We just have to get to used to that I guess

Where the fuck do people get the idea that this isn't a heavily desired body type? What alternate reality are you all living in where, "(Tall) stout/robust/thick man with a lot of strength but not ripped to the point of obsession," is not like the tops of masculinity?

What do you mean?

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A fetish is a fetish.

Imagine being Angourie in that movie and having to be all like "damn, Jacob, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your 45+BMI frame and fucked-up fat person face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is replace Zendaya as the real MJ.

Like seriously imagine having to be Angourie and not only sit in that chair while Jacob Batalon flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the makeup just barely concealing his nauseatingly dry acne-ridden skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour,
while he acted like your boyfriend. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him YOU DA MAN and HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day.

You know this is your closest chance to mainstream Hollywood success after you age out of high school roles, so you play along and say "Aww, babe your so sweet!" and "Ned you are SO MUCH more attractive than Tom Holland, Jake Gylenhall and even the Asian chad" in hopes of future success. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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already posted

Why a pic of Wolverine?

I just think he's neat.

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The south of where?

South Edinburgh?

>I wonder what the American reactions were
>[user posts what their reaction was]
>it can be inferred that user was sharing their American reaction
>so "South" is related to America
>There is a specific region in America known as the "South"
idk champ this one is a real banger

So South America?

Where in South America? Peru?

yeah dude

Hugh Wolverine is best wolverine

Yes

Just sometimes?

Depends on that ass.

What do you look for in a boys ass lol

Shape? Form? Appearance? Aesthetic pleasure?
I don't understand the question.

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Like the hole itself doesn’t matter?

Some look for cushion for the pushin but not big enough to the point you can’t stick your dick in it

Some straight guys wouldn’t want to fuck a chick if she is a total cunt.

uhh, no, not really

unf

I've never encountered that, and I'm pretty average.

Huh. Weird. Never seen anyone claim this.

How often do you hear people talk about the physical size of someone's sphincter?
It can stretch very easily, so even if it was small, it wouldn't be a problem.

When did I say anything about the size?

I'm sorry, what other attributes of the fucking asshole are important for sex?

Dick or ass?

That’s what I’m asking you.

I’ve seen straight guys fuck boys like that though

They aren't straight, spoiler.

Pol really enhanced that joke for me

>tfw I have a chubby friend with benefits
>tfw I can’t fuck him because his ass is too big

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I'm sorry you have a baby dick, in addition to the shortened lifespan of your friend.

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A bunch of people burst out laughing, mostly myself and this guy two rows infront of me.
But t. Maryland

Mine is average

This thread gives me hope for finding someone that would like the way I look.

t.6' 1 1/2", 280lbs

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Dick. And I've been in some MAJOR asses.

Celebrity wise, who do you kinda look like? It’s either that or post pics of yourself.

I mean, even if he was unremarkable 3-5/10, he could still probably find someone that fetishized him (or he is just somehow their type) if he made dating profile/porn account and waited for someone to see them.

My ideal chub is FieryBiscuts but without too much hair.

You should post on /soc/.

Good fucking choice.

What do you mean?
Like you’ve fucked popular boys or something?

I'm saying I have an average dick, I've fucked some FAT asses, and I've never had a problem penetrating.

The most I’ve put in is the tip and that’s it

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I'd hit it. Email?

The most I get is the occasional creepy 30+ year old dude.

[email protected]

>30+
It happens sooner than you think.

The creepers I get are in their 60s.

I swear every nerd in high school had this guy in their social circle.

True. I try to make it clear that I'm not into big hairy dudes that look like me, but I get them almost exclusively anyway.

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Tell me about it

Are there exceptions like ?

Ah. That’s gotta be an experience. Certainly different than some skinny boy I guess.

His fat cock wouldn't fit inside, that's why they broke up.

Or barely got in due to how small it is

>Love god in philistine
Fuck you

>he’s not attracted to whores
FTFY

Some are

I stop at 50

Jesus.