ITT: things you've always wanted to eat

That's cocaine, dude.

I bet you that got omitted because it was too cartoony and fun.

I wanted to know how would it be like to eat a still living thing

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This doll implies Simba does eat bugs. I guess it’s still important to Simba’s characterization that he grew up with a bunch of herbivores and ate nothing but bug protein his whole life.

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>herbivores
>bug protein
Omnivore or Insectivore.

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you can go outside and eat a leaf right now

>tfw you remember that furry porn artist that had a dino character who had the tree star as a tramp stamp
What a time to be alive.

that kind of leaf has been extinct for millions of years

Ain’t the same as a muthafukin tree-star,bitch!

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Those mushroom hunks Alice eats.

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this

Shocked nobody's posted this yet.
Those gummy candies don't count

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mushrooms are the shittiest edible plant

>Those gummy candies don't count

but they're just as addictive

Mushrooms are not from the plant kingdom but if they were dates would still be shittier

It's because they're colorful and squishy. The bugs look like jelly filled candy.

Leave it to Spongebob to make me want a fucking fast food burger.

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Based

I've had jam on a burger before, it's actually fucking delicious

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The Slurpee's from Megas XLR, yes it's just ice and sugar but it looks good

>when you have a taste for insanity

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Kek, enjoy your death by Broodwich.

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Jerry is a decent guy once you get to know him

It looked more like a milkshake. It looked creamier than just sugar and ice.

Just leave the tomatoes out. Nobody likes tomatoes anyways.

But they taste like chicken,tho

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how would Timon know how chicken taste like anyway?

Aren't those just Heinz Baked Beans?

How would Zazu know "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" and "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen"

And that other sandwich mordecai and rigby wanted to try

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This.
Fuck off, zoomer.

Good question actually

This is what my parents would cut up for us when my sister and I wanted “tree stars”.

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what the christ am i looking at?

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carambola

Tree Stars!

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looks like a carambola

The chilli dog of the carrot?

Jesus Fuck

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Purple Flurp

Also, some of that purple stuff.

P L A N T

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>mushrooms
>plants

wut

youtube.com/watch?v=K6Rlyios8Rs

Sure

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>for 7 grams of weed
i wouldn't suck a drug dealers cock for anything less than a gram of cocaine

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I would kill to try popplers

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So that's what those are called.
In my country we call them fruta china for some stupid reason.

Those are some big strawberries.

The crust wouldn't taste very good, but the sauce and cheese would be worth every bite and broken tooth

Pop a poppler in your mouth
When you come to Fishy Joe's
What they're made of is a mystery
Where they come from no one knows
You can chew em, you can play em
You can shoo em, you can blame them
If you promise not to sue us
You can shove an up your nose

I know I got that last bit wrong, but damn that was a catchy ad

It's "You can shove one up your nose." you were so close.

Any Dredd fans here? I always wanted to try some Umpty Candy Even with how it fucks you up permanently and irreversibly

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A cartoon krabby patty yes, but the patty in that gif looks nasty. Grayish meat, american cheese, way too big tomato slice

Now I cant get it out of my head, and im hungry. I'd imagine they'd taste like to most delicious popcorn chicken or popcorn shrimp ever

I'd bet eddy just made some cheap paper cut outs and froze em in water with food coloring

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you fucked this up.

No user, that's just 3d rendered spheres
Just go find the local Maya artist and give him $20 or a blowjob.
It's the same thing.

Saw the movie today and yes there is a bug eating scene. Also it's basically frame by frame of the cartoon with minor changes to some jokes. They shorten Scar's song immensely though.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-daa Da-da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, tssshh Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa-da-da a-da-daa, Ti-ta-ti-ti-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta-ta- la-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-la-ba-ba- ba-ba-da-la-ba-ba-baa, Ti-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ti-taa, Ti-ta-ti-li [gasps, then resumes] Ti-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li- ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ti-ta-ti-ti- ta-ti-ti-taaaaa

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Everything here. Always.

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oh boy, holographic meatloaf!
HAUMPH

There was like a gummy candy or popsicle with gummy candies shaped as the bugs that was heavily themed after Lion King, shit reminds me that

If Jimmy could make candy that good, imaging what he could do with sexual pleasure

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The fat one he picks up is so cute.

Assuming it's not actually ink-flavored.

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homestar runner has so many good ones... I'm gonna dump some of them...

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this last one is so elaborate you really have to watch the short to grasp its... magnificence...
homestarrunner.com/sbemail149.html

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Are you retarded? American cheese is the only cheese that actually works on burgers. Let me guess, the only "american cheese" you've had are Kraft singles. Fucking peasant.

Fucking come on, it's the best in the movie!

You would kill just by trying.

>Are you retarded? American cheese is the only cheese that actually works on burgers.
>He's never had a quality mushroom bacon swiss.
>He's never subbed in quality provolone or mozz.
>He's never had a high quality feta burger with fresh tomatoes.
Begone you fucking swine.

Based.

>not putting manchego cheese in your burgers
Do you hate yourself?

>the episode where Jimmy gets everyone addicted to crack and makes them his slaves
This gave me a fetish. Particularly the part where he had the girls groveling for their next fix and ready to do anything for it.

>I'm too poor to afford good mushrooms
Sorry for you.

Even the diarrhea river? They didn't have the technology to make chocolate river special effects back then, they should have went from some soft drink or maybe milkshake.

they literally look like gummy worms

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shredded coconut and sweet pickles might be good

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A Reptar Bar (I know that they're real, but there isn't any near me. The closest one closed down a few months before the Reptar Bar was released).
I guess a pork roast from Food Wars.

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It looks like Paopu Fruit.

Shit taste

I'd try goulash pizza

Basically PB&J pretzel m&m's

That's starfruit, or belimbing.
Wait until you see rambutan.
There's lot of weird fruits in here yet taste fucking delish that I bet most fatass amerifuck would never know about.

>be fateful to this one brand as a kid that was extra delicious
>it vanished
>all the other brands taste like flavored condoms in comparison
Welp.

He clearly wasn't in it for the weed, user.

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anyone know that soundclip that suddenly changes from this to that pop song?

I heard it on soundcloud and could never find it again.

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>every single one of those is shit
Well what can you expect from giant mutant reptiles, I guess.

I imagine them more like gushers.

There's a lot of factors in here. How good-looking and how gay is the whore, how good-looking and how hung is the drug dealer. Under certain circumstances, the weed is just a bonus. Certainly it's not the kind of substance someone would suck a cock they wouldn't want to suck already.

>I wanted to know how would it be like to eat a still living thing
Yogurt you dumb bitch.

What does it taste just like Yea Forums?

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Aren't the seeds poisonous?

Caramel

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Yellow snow.

That and the custard. My favorite episodes of this as a bab was when they did stuff in the house like making toast and custard.

Most seeds are. But the concentration is too low to be dangerous. Unless you go out of your way to take multiple fruits and chew/cut the seeds open in each one before ingesting them.

That’s what my kid head canon was

Yogurt-covered popcorn is legit, also-

>Berentstain

I've always thought lemon flavoured like a lemon sorbet or something. It always made me think of lemon tops.

I thought it was either butterscotch, toffee, banana or caramel.
Everyone knows the real 4th flavor though is Cookies and Cream.

According to IRL history, one of the main ice cream flavors next to Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry a century ago was Butterscotch, so it'd probably be that. I personally thought it was banana flavor though, I love me some banana paletas.

I’m surprised it took this long to get an answer like that

>t. Cassidy

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Aw, that's cute user

Came here to post this

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I would like to taste umpty.
Remember that one fucked up umptyland where the original creator of the candy ended up in?

Nigga they sell that kind of shit in Wegmans. Stop pretending you're special.

Yum! Slimey, yet satisfying!

>It’s a feeder/stuffing episode

I want to eat candy wife from flapjack

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every time

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Damn that's one flat ass

>putting cheese on an already fat fuck slab of disgusting meat
Do YOU hate yourself?

They sell those dumb things in pretty much every generic Wal-Mart, you can find them in any shithole town.
Nothing unique or special.

SWEET CAN

>forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken, beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, [with] cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a three-headed fanged cow [and] layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood." It also has lettuce and Dijon mustard.

how can you not want this?

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With THIS heat, it would be quite refreshing.