Have you ever wondered what would happen if Al Gore had been President during 9/11? Well wonder no more!
The answer is that America would have submitted to the UN, Osama Bin Laden would ally with Saddam and form the Islamic Republic, censorship laws would make expressing conservative views illegal, Hillary Clinton and later Chelsea Clinton would become President, Michael Moore would become Vice-President, and only Cyborg Sean Hannity and G. Gordon Liddy can save us.
If you thought that modern political comics were bad, wait until you get a load of this. Gather around foks, let's look into the mind of the American right-wing of 2005 and see how much has changed and how much has stayed the same since then.
Storytime of Pain Weekend: Liberality for All
Anthony Myers
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Dylan Davis
This is Donny Lin's first work, it's also his last. I hope he's doing OK even though his art is terrible.
Levi Price
The guy in the car is supposed to be Ralph Nader. A quick Google search should tell you how much effort was put into the likeness.
For those of you too young to remember, Nader is the reason (or one of the reasons) Bush won in 2000.
Isaac Martin
Jason Myers
What's Al Gore doing in the Popemobile?
That's not how you do a press conference.
Sebastian Morris
Is anybody reading? Bumps are appreciated.
Luis Fisher
So yeah, this is what some conservatives thought liberals would do. Actually, some probably still do.
Funny how Obama ended up killing more terrorists (and civilians) with drones than Bush ever thought possible.
Kayden Bennett
bunp
Cameron Davis
So Bin Laden thinks that his greatest enemies are American right-wing pundits?
James Bennett
>WE TOLD YOU THAT IRAQ HAD WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
Also, the author seems to have forgotten than Bin Laden and Hussein were ENEMIES. Then again, so did a lot of people back then.
Logan Parker
Parker Hughes
>UN Secretary General JACQUES CHIRAC
I know that conservatives hated him because he refused to go into Iraq on flimsy evidence, but this is absurd.
Also, Osama Bin Laden going to the UN as leader of the Islamic State. Lol.
Tyler Reyes
Carson Gray
Blake Barnes
Kriminell?
Samuel Thomas
Behold! NANOMACHINES SON-enhanced Sean Hannity! Only he can save America from the evil UN and the islamofascists!
Asher Gray
It's German, because they're fascist foreign UN troops, see? Everyone knows that liberals want the UN to send troops to police our cities.
Brandon Hernandez
Hunter Scott
Adam Parker
Luis Gutierrez
>So many cold dead hands
So is he saying that guns in the hands of citizens would never be enough to overthrow the government in times of tyranny like the NRA claims?
Also, G. Gordon Liddy should be 90 years old at this point. Good thing he too has NANOMACHINES SON.
Parker Sanchez
I am more offended by someone thinking "Its Crunch Time" was a good one liner for an action plot that doesn't involve breakfast cereal.
Elijah Rodriguez
>I have always found the best gun control was...by using two hands!
What does that even mean...?
Jacob Gomez
Robert Reed
Luke Price
Why is Liddy so against "electronic crap" if it's what's keeping him young and healthy?
Eli Martinez
Owen Powell
Why does Bin Laden want to nuke NYC if he's already gotten everything he wanted? He gains nothing out of it and stands a lot to lose.
Believe itor not, terrorists aren't terrorists because they hate America and our "freedoms", they attack America because it's an obstacle. Now that it isn't an obstacle to their goals of ruling over the Middle East, why would they still want to attack it?
Jose Richardson
>The RIGHT heroes determined to make it happen
Left heroes don't exist
Jacob Adams
Going by these letter pages, the author was being serious. This is what he actually believes. He thinks this is a brilliant work.
Also, since when do comics have letter pages in the FIRST issue?
Charles Wright
Henry Ross
Jonathan Hernandez
Colmes has revealed his true colors as an evil liberal! Just look at his evil grin.
Poor guy didn't deserve being shat on like this really. In reality he was a moderate treated like a punching bag by Fox. Also he's dead now, so this just feels pety.
Angel Edwards
>what the terrorists did to me
Did they make him a cyborg?
Jason Perry
Even without US support, I'm pretty fucking sure that there's no way that North Korea could stage a succesful invasion of the South.
Also, how did Gore get re-elected if he fucked up so badly?
Nathaniel Brown
I don't get it, why is Al Gore sending more troops to South Korea if he doesn't care?
You'll get Hannity's tragic backstory soon enough.
Josiah Flores
OH NO! THEY TOOK GOD OUT OF THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!
Parker King
Benjamin Price
>Can Democrats be patriots?
>Of course not sweetie. They hate America.
Jordan Perry
Nathan Long
So, did we actually lose any rights during the Obama administration?
Colton Morris
I was actually going to make a post to this effect once I caught up.
> In this future there is a world government that is has enough support that it has absorbed the superpowers of the world (peacefully, I might add) and the war-torn middle east is now stable and a member of it
Isn't that, you know, a good thing? I can't even imagine why Bin laden would even want to still blow up America under those circumstances, because doing that would unambiguously be declaring war on not just America but the rest of the unified world government as well, which his nation is *already a part of*.
This seems like an unnecessary long con if all you wanted was independence in the first place, unless there was some kind of previous unmentioned war where Afganistan was absorbed by force.
Dylan Ortiz
So is this comic saying that if Al Gore won the election we would have unlocked the secret of eternal youth through nanomachines?
Christian Anderson
SEE? SEE? Conservatives totally aren't islamophobic, look muslim Hannity fans!
Nathan Adams
Why would they send a suicide bomber instead of having someone just shoot Hannity?
We've pur more thought into this than the writer did, probably because we understand geopolitics and what actually motivates different actors better.
Nathan Wilson
To be fair, we wouldn't unlock nanomachines until further in the future, so maybe in the Bush wins timeline we'll still get nanomachines.
Cameron Gonzalez
Jayden Gray
Killing right-wing media stars is top priority for jihadists. Too bad they suck at it.
Carter Reyes
Wait.
> Upset that reference to God has been taken out of the pledge of allegiance, because religion is good
> The bad guys are religiously recruited and motivated, yelling 'God is Great!' as they suicide bomb
I'm getting mixed signals here.
Ryder Nelson
RIP Limbaugh, no NANOMACHINES SON for you.
Blake Wilson
goddamn, I hope he's not doing ok.
Matthew Miller
So, they send a suicide bomber against Hannity, but 2 guys with scimitars against Liddy?
And why are the terrorists still not using guns?
Gabriel Robinson
Angel Perry
I would like to say it is because the author wants them to seem backwards and primitive but we saw terrorists with guns guarding Bin Laden's place.
David Bailey
What's with Liddy and other conservative old men's boner for Harleys?
Christian Mitchell
At that distance, with two targets on opposite sides, charging at you with melee weapons when you have yet to draw?
He's dead. Thats a fight you lose. Cops have only a 50/50 chance against a single person with a knife in situations like that, and the odds here are much worse due to swords having longer reach and having to deal with two guys at once.
Cameron Russell
Reminder that G. Gordon Liddy is 76 years old here. And he has no NANOMACHINES SON enhancing him yet. He's pretty /fit/.
Ryder Russell
Why the hell does he want a refund for a product that is clearly working? I mean is he saying that they are not worth the bullets because even then it would have meant using his gun as a reaply expensive club.
Jason Harris
RIP O'Reilly and Ingraham.
Remember kids, torture works!
For the record, Islamic doctrine actually says that if somebody forces you to ingest pork or whatever against your will, it doesn't count, you can still go to Heaven.
Austin Reed
Clearly a 76-year old pundit is way better at fighting than trained policemen.
Grayson Peterson
>censorship laws would make expressing conservative views illegal
like right now?
Anthony Allen
Levi Russell
>Department of Peace
DAMN LIBRULS
Jonathan Robinson
>Alan Colmes
>King of all news media
All those years on Fox being their resident punching bag, and this is the respect he gets?
>America's most popular news program
I'm assuming it's their only news program and they couldn't find anyone better, because Colmes was a pretty boring guy.
Jordan Hill
Name one person who has been prosecuted by the government for conservative views, instead of just being called an idiot or a racist on twitter when they say something stupid.
Fucks sake, you had a conservative president and both houses of congress for two years. When the fuck do you think some kind of anti-conservative censorship law even could have been passed?
William Perez
I PRESENT YOU VICE-PRESIDENT MICHAEL MOORE AND PRESIDENT CHELSEA CLINTON!
That's totally plausible, right?
Xavier Campbell
I wonder if Ludacris did that to Bill O'Reilly for letting those hoes to his room.
Christian Reyes
Charles Price
people are getting banned off twitter what ever happened to free speech
Jordan Harris
Neat
Cooper Bailey
Jordan Foster
the government runs twitter?
Jonathan Barnes
>we interrupt this comic to bring you cyberpunk 2077
Asher Edwards
More letter pages giving an insight into the writer's mind.
Carter Sanchez
Some character designs. What is Liddy doing with a sword? I thought his thing was guns.
Samuel Taylor
>Blind Oliver
Seems like kind of a mean nickname to be honest.
Andrew Ramirez
This is literally Cable.
Hudson Wright
So did the UN kill Drudge (FBI's most wanted man) or did Bin Laden?
Easton Perez
I can't find anything on Libarro World, or I might consider storytiming it too.
Kevin Turner
You are probably trolling, but for anyone else out there that doesn't know the difference:
Freedom of Speech prevents the government from censoring you or punishing you for what you say. It does not, however, protect anyone who ISN'T the government from doing the same, as long as whatever punishment doesn't violate the law.
Twitter's policies don't have any relation to freedom of speech whatsoever, unless they are taking actions at the express request of the government.
Parker Russell
Fahrenheit 9/11 was about how America deserved it and the terrorists were misunderstood good guys, right? RIGHT?
Owen Young
>When the tax rate hit 90%
You mean like it was before Reagan?
Why would all rich people go to England and Israel specifically anyway?
And ALL rich people left? I find that hard to believe.
Henry Russell
Luis Torres
Member when Hillary Clinton was a weak-ass liberal pansy and not a hawk that would have brought us to war with Russia? How times change.
Lucas Lee
GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI! I MEAN REAGAN!
Also, do liberals really want to give free condoms to elementary schoolers?
Brayden Gutierrez
>Your dad's dead
Meh
>Fox News Bankrupt!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Soros to buy Newscorp
Man, he's been a boogeyman for longer than I thought.
Julian Rodriguez
Kevin Hernandez
Holy hell that kids has lanky legs.
Brayden Ortiz
Yes father, I shall become a flag.
Jason Young
WE CAN'T LET FREEDOM DIE!
Alexander Nguyen
Levi Powell
Gabriel Collins
Free healthcare? I thought this was supposed to be a dystopia?
Anthony Brooks
Easton James
Matthew Sullivan
>30 years minimum sentence for posessing a handgun
James Morgan
Anthony Reyes
Wait, why would liberals close down FEMA? What happened to their death camps?
Austin Ortiz
>Hillary closing all military bases
Again, it's hilarious how conservatives now call Hillary a warmongering hawk that's too mean to Putin and would have gone to war with Russia over Syria.
Tyler Johnson
Justin Phillips
So, why are they recruiting right-wing pundits instead of real American heroes with actual training like soldiers and firefighters? Why is this comic about pundits in the first place?
Zachary Sanchez
Caleb Fisher
Christian Walker
WE MUST SAVE THE LAST MUHRICAN EAGLE!
WE CAN'T LET FREEDOM DIE!
Jose Harris
Unity is bad, m'kay?
Christopher Anderson
Jonathan Butler
OH NO, IS NANOMACHINES MAN A TRAITOR?
WILL FREEDOM DIE?
WILL BIN LADEN NUKE NEW YORK?
WILL THE ARTIST LEARN HOW TO DRAW HANNITY?
Too bad, the series is over. We'll never know what happens next. It sold like shit and then the author claimed that he was sabotaged by the liberal comics market that didn't want him to succeed.
Hope you enjoyed the ride. I'm glad that this thread didn't devolve into politicl shitposting and trolling.
Christopher Harris
Wait.. in what reality would the US have a 90% tax rate and the UK wouldn't have an even higher one?
Sebastian Ramirez
The reality that exists in the uniformed head of a right-wing nutjob.
Jaxson Young
I mean, he totally did torture and kill a guy. We saw him do it.
The shooting of the one guy during the sword attack was self defense, but the fact that he already had a bunch of pigs blood and shit ready to go... this was not a one time thing.
Are we really supposed to be against the cops arresting him on this?
Ethan Hughes
I mean I'm not an expert on taxation but I do know english taxes are so high a bunch of bands would literally move away in the 60s and 70s to avoid it.
Luke Long
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
Easton Gray
In reality, if Al Gore was president on 9/11 he would have been fucking impeached, especially if he had any idea that it was going to happen like Dubya did
Nathaniel Hughes
Not to mention that if you want to prevent George W. Bush from winning the election in 2000, then it'd make more sense for Jeb Bush, Katherine Harris, or any of the conservative SCOTUS members to get in a car accident instead
Elijah Parker
why did this comic try so hard to make bin Laden comically evil? They're even going for the cringing baby angle.
Christopher Sanders
...
Angel Ramirez
I dunno if I should feel good or bad when I see a Storytime of Pain of a book I own a physical copy of.
Ryder Martin
>115 posts
>15 IPs
David Evans
IDK it's not any sillier than those WWII comics with Japanese people who had buck teeth and huge glasses. Wartime propaganda tends to exaggerate things.
Jaxon Baker
>naming your kid after ronald reagan
If that's not just the quickest way to have a gay son then I don't know what is.
Anthony Miller
Are you stupid or are you just pretending to be?
Landon Lopez
>I made up the IP count
Daniel White
It's a fucking storytime thread you retarded shithead, it's normal for the post count to be higher than the IP count.
Parker Rogers
>No costly forever war that kills hundred thousand more americans
GORE YOU LIBERAL PUSSY
Jaxson Thomas
>Sean Hannity
Jace Ortiz
What's silly is that our heroes are real life right wing pundits.
Thomas Sanchez
Amerifat politics are such a joke.
Caleb Mitchell
> fox news bankrupt!
stop showing us so many good things, comic
Brayden Morgan
Goddamn, could you imagine if this went on long enough for us to have seen the evil liberal government unleash a weapon to surpass Metal Gear on the heroes?
Aiden Thompson
>his name is Reagan
INCREDIBLE START
Daniel Powell
Enhanced with NANOMACHINES SON
Isaac Phillips
How did you come to own this? Did you buy it with your own money? If so, why?
Carson Sanchez
Haha! Those conservatards are so stupid. Not like us reasonable liberals who say Trump is an illegitimate president out there when Putin hacked the election and he won’t give up the president when he loses re-election because he uses covert dog whistles to run a genocide of Muslims and Mexicans.
Wyatt Jones
>b-b-but the libs
Luke Roberts
>implying Mr Breathtaking deserves to be in this
Christopher Morgan
It's okay when white people do it.
Oliver Hernandez
Huh, who would have figured the author would browse this site?
David Kelly
And one of the muslims is wearing a veil and everything, even though it's super-transparent, almost like the artist drew it over a drawing he'd already made after the fact.
Joseph Collins
Reminder that the "under god" part was only added in 1954 during the cold war to stick it to the USSR.
Samuel Fisher
They were all brown people living in the desert that hated OUR FREEDOM, of course they were allies!
Carter Cooper
Christopher Phillips
>It sold like shit and then the author claimed that he was sabotaged by the liberal comics market that didn't want him to succeed.
The more things change the more they stay the same.
Oliver Ortiz
Hell, wasn't Bin Laden's whole autism against America started when the Saudi's told him to fuck off when he offered to use his men to free Kuwait and instead took the American offer?
Asher Barnes
>That's totally plausible, right
Well Moore did do his research on alot of things, but I doubt he'll be interested in doing politics.
Chelsea Clinton however I find to be completely bullshit. No one is interest in voting for a Clinton. Especially if Hillary is involved, and regardless of her being a Democrat, she's more of a moderate right-winger and a warhawk. Chelsea Clinton would be no different
Elijah Clark
>do liberals really want to give free condoms to elementary schoolers?
No. I find that hard to believe something like this would happen. Does the writer even believe that?
Jackson Walker
>Chelsea Clinton however I find to be completely bullshit. No one is interest in voting for a Clinton.
She won the popular vote. You don't win a popular vote due to lack of interest.
Connor Jones
Yep
Gavin Williams
True, but when it comes to voting for a president to run the US then that's a different story, and right now she ain't popular enough to gain enough support. Her whole thing was just to appear more like she gives a damn. She may say stuff, but she won't really mean it at the end. She's essentially Hillary, but weaker
Hell, still I remember that one woman literally bullshitting on Chelsea for trying to look like she's sympathizing with the victims of the Christchurch attack as purly just for show
If her policy is no different than Hillary then what's the point?
Adam Powell
>It sold like shit and then the author claimed that he was sabotaged by the liberal comics market that didn't want him to succeed
Hehehehehe
Jaxon Rivera
I can't even imagine the kind of person that looks at Sean Hannity's tubby mug and says 'Yup, that right there is superhero material'.
Aiden Gray
Gavin Stewart
So is this the type of comic that Comicsgate wants?
Charles Anderson
Henry Brooks
Nah, this comic is too neocon for Trump supporters.
Joshua Murphy
Logan Flores
Why do you keep spamming this...?
Kevin Gonzalez
Jason Baker
Presumably its a bot
Lucas Watson
Eli Sullivan
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Adrian Turner
>have seen the evil liberal government unleash a weapon to surpass Metal Gear on the heroes
Nah, that would require the evil liberal government to be competent, and we can't have that.
Matthew Bell
discordservers com/server/307213144059674625
Kevin King
I guess the logic goes
>Liberals want to teach sex-ed
>Therefore, they want kids to have sex
Chase Bailey
the funny thing is anyone that knows Hannity in real life knows he's a cowardly piece of shit
Gabriel Myers
Still waiting for him to get waterboarded to prove it's not torture like he promised he would.
Logan Anderson
Shame this isn't ironic, it'd be great if it wasn't. Some of the character designs are pretty cool desu, they'd work if they weren't in...well this
Easton Lopez
Yeah, however much you personally enjoy Sean Hannity's stuff, he's a news man who sits at a desk most of the day. Not exactly "Leading the charge" material. But why wasn't it someone like Oliver North? He was on Fox News around the time this was written, and he was actually in the Marine Corps. Sure he was an officer but if anything that just makes it better, it means he has the know-how to lead a team of rebels. I guess he just wasn't as prominent, or maybe the author thought he really was guilty in the Iran Contra affair? Considering the protagonist is named after Ronald Reagan I doubt it though. Regan Era conservatives think that man can do no wrong.
Christian Thomas
Yeah, it would be like if somebody made a comic where Cyborg Rachel Maddow was leading the resistance against President Donald Trump Jr.
Connor Jenkins
nobody likes neocons mate, no one.
Christian White
Fuck this was atrocious even for a propaganda piece.
It's the perfect mirror for what comics some have becomes these days.
Noah Martinez
Speaking of which, Calexit storytime when?
Justin Moore
RISE
Anthony Sanchez
looks a little bit like nightwing