That's right fags, we'll go through Yea Forums's most beloved webcomic, it's a decently long ride so i hope you guys stick with me, since i don't have a pass. Also i will censor any mentions of cartoon horses with Water.
STORYTIME WEEKEND OF PAIN! So you're a cartoonist by Son of Dob
Noah Ross
Tyler Butler
Jace Jones
It's intersting to see how much this series changes over time.
Gabriel Thomas
The more infamous comics are really spread out in the whole run
Cooper Reed
Leo Brown
Alexander Hughes
Dobson did 9/11
Luke Gray
Remember to bump if you're reading or you're just as much of a fag as Dobson.
Owen Rodriguez
Angel Sullivan
Another one of the more infamous comics
Michael Nguyen
So you think Dobson masturbated to that?
Caleb Morales
Easton Phillips
Dylan Anderson
Will no one bump the son of Dob?
Lincoln Kelly
Ghöüstbusteirs™
They're back in town
You need to pee?
That is so crazy
What the fuck?
You need to pee?
You call the Ghöüstbusteirs™
They extract it
There was ghosts
In your bladder
What the fuck?
Yaaah!
You need to take the pee
Crazy ghost pee-pee
That is insanity!
*Snicker*
Ghöüstbusteirs™
Use their machine
To hook it up
To your dick
What?
It hurts
When they activate it to remove ghosts
What?
Jackson Sanchez
bump
Jaxon Powell
This is Sonichu-tier in how confounding it is. The setup and the punchline are both from another dimension
Liam Kelly
Dominic Gray
It feels like he thinks straight up telling us things that happened to him is funny
Levi Smith
Jordan Smith
BULLY=PWNED
Evan Watson
Brody Wright
Brody Wood
Please, no, anything but this.
Levi Perry
Is it even controversial to thinking OoT isn't the best zelda
Jackson Bell
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS BALDIE HAS AN INFLATED FACE
Kayden Gomez
>Yea Forums creation threads
Oh yes user, and don't complain unless you want me to storytime the female led reboot too.
Nolan Long
>Doesn't know Garfield
Literally imposible
Asher Evans
>dobson is the one sending the friend request
gets me every time
Tyler Powell
Charles Collins
YOU TELL EM DOB
Jonathan Adams
1. What is he spraying? How is it butter if it's not in the refrigerator?
2. How does spraying the outside get it inside
Easton Hill
Matthew Perry
It's not butter, but i have no clue what it is.
Owen Young
>sign says closed
>go in
Gabriel Davis
Bentley Wilson
OH BOY HERE WE GO.
Michael Parker
We're reaching the meaty stuff bros.
Isaac Clark
Huh, i guess the "i'm not a furry!" thing actually makes sense here considering he didn't use the bear avatar yet.
Jayden James
Dobson is the real Tool.
Carter Wood
>being intimidated by DND nerds
David Torres
What happened to Dobson’s esl roommate?
Andrew Stewart
Would you publish Preston's books?
He actually works at disney now, one of the later comics is about that.
Jonathan Bennett
>youtube exists
>can upload animation to a wide audience
>dont do anything but whien in his gay bear comics
>meanwhile people like felix colgrave/mike intel have huge following/financial support
he really did make his bed.
Christopher Thomas
Jack Flores
ok i think this one confuses me the most
people are telling him Disney is bad (which is true) and he what? he got a animators degree but didn't go work for Disney? he never continued studying drawing, he just wants to do what he wants which doesn't involve Disney? WHATS THE JOKE DOBSON
WHATS THE JOKE
Eli Butler
Ghöüstbusteirs™
They're back in town
You need to pee?
That is so crazy
What the fuck?
You need to pee?
You call the Ghöüstbusteirs™
They extract it
There was ghosts
In your bladder
What the fuck?
Yaaah!
You need to take the pee
Crazy ghost pee-pee
That is insanity!
*Snicker*
Ghöüstbusteirs™
Use their machine
To hook it up
To your dick
What?
It hurts
When they activate it to remove ghosts
What?
Brandon Mitchell
Most of these aren't even attempts at joke, it feels like he wanted a slice of life comic but didn't comit.
Noah Watson
The comics he did in college are actually kind of funny, and he bothers to do backgrounds most of the time. Then he leaves college and suddenly there's no backgrounds and he starts being all smug and insufferable. What happened?
Josiah Martinez
And i forgot the image nice.
Nicholas Murphy
>He actually works at Disney now
Joseph Clark
Camden Thomas
Colton Hernandez
>getting rank snake piss all over your windbreakers
>cool
Garter snakes are great for keeping your pests down outside but those stinky fucks aren’t allowed in my house
Andrew Rogers
He stopped caring
Well, thanks for helping me out
Sebastian Martin
no be mean to snek
it didnt deserve to be slandered by appearing in a dobson comic
Hunter Taylor
Alexander Sullivan
LOL
Elijah Russell
From Dob’s Few glimpses of the kid, it seems like he had a good work ethic and was pretty creative- I pity the bastard for having to live with Dobson
Jordan Lee
It's funny because what trucker guy is describing is basically what the pirate comic is already
Also wheelchair agent is based
Brayden Perry
Half of these aren't even talents
Landon Powell
It's unironically an interesting concept for a comic
James Nelson
Honestly, I feel for him, but why would anyone keep his delicate pens towards the end of the desk?
Nicholas Hughes
They’re pungent.
I always carried them inside and tried to keep them as pets when I was a kid.
Jayden Lewis
Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby
Did your granny say, "Listen to your heart"?
"Be who you are on the inside"?
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied
I'd rather be shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look shiny
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec, don't you know?
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters, beginners
Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, fish dinners
I just love free food
And you look like seafood
Well, well, well
Little Maui's having trouble with his look
You little semi-demi-mini-god
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the hook! (Get it?)
You don't swing it like you used to, man
Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your tattoos on the outside
For just like you I made myself a work of art
I'll never hide, I can't
I'm too shiny
Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny
Send your armies but they'll never be enough
My shell's too tough, Maui man
You could try, try, try
But you can't expect a demigod
To beat a decapod (Look it up)
You will die, die, die
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart
Far from the ones who abandoned you
Chasing the love of these humans
Who made you feel wanted
You try to be tough
But your armour's just not hard enough
Maui! Now it's time to kick your hiney
Ever seen someone so
Shiny?
Soak it in cause it's the last you'll ever see
C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so shiny
Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea
Just for me
You'll never be quite as shiny
You wish you were nice and shiny
Caleb Phillips
He was impressed Dobson actually did it.
Bentley Watson
Zachary Stewart
Asher Bell
how are you so lazy that you can't bake a damned potato
Ayden Brooks
More like HOBOson
Charles Clark
I've done that before, its quick and easy. Dobsons just a hack
Andrew Bell
Is that what i think it is?
Bentley Hill
He puts on his porn-vid-store outfit to go to the LCS? How is he not always arrestted forever?
Joshua Johnson
that character seems a lot like curent day andrew
"I don't have to learn about ____, because I'm already a cartoonist"
Jeremiah Allen
Jayden Bell
okay guys, what did I miss?
Colton Phillips
He's wearing a hoodie with a hat. He should be shot on sight by the fashion police.
Zachary Moore
C'mon wait for it to end before the masquerade posting
Henry Long
>why am I not doing what I wanted
Because you're bad at it and don't endeavor to improve.
Connor Lopez
I was there when he still had the comments section open
the joke for a ton of this shit was just "This actually happened, lol"
he's like a proto storytime animator
Daniel Young
Chase Johnson
>Fill Bucket
I hate this motherfucker
Brody Richardson
>He actually works at disney now
Poor guy
Jordan Baker
it's tradition boy, you don't get to chose
Parker Barnes
What would compel you to draw an evil donut though.
Levi Kelly
Benjamin Clark
I truly cannot stand the way he draws hands.
Camden Roberts
Considering comics like pic related it seems he really thought this style of humor would work
Lincoln Evans
as far as i can tell, he's coating the outside with some nasty spray-on butter
James Peterson
There's not even any kind of joke in this one, it just feels like he wants you to pity him.
Kayden Martinez
>spray-on butter
Jonathan Myers
I miss 2011
James Sanders
Since reaction images are discouraged during Story Times: i.imgur.com
Cameron Parker
Dylan Rodriguez
I want to read Deathblood and meet Murder Man
Jaxson Morales
anyone has the image of a professional artist shitting on dobson for recommending the use of the fill bucket tool?
Andrew Rivera
I wish i was happy but unfortunetly i'm reading Tom's comic
Chase Rivera
THAT IS IT! I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF ANYMORE!
William Ross
>cat assasinates Dobson for his sins
Hudson Ramirez
yes
Brandon Rivera
Jose Sullivan
Time for the most biggest Chad in this comic to finally show up.
Jason Ross
fill bucket's a useful tool when you don't use it like a dobson retard
lay down flats very fast, just don't do it on the same damned layer as the line work
Adam Wright
Jordan Barnes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY LOL
Hunter Sanders
>Dobson enters Yea Forums
Nathan Brooks
I ain't no son of Dob
Easton Cooper
Hudson Roberts
Whatever happened to the "evil tom preston" guy?
Jonathan Baker
>Dobson gains magical beard powers
Nathaniel Baker
who is the pink haired chick? was that supposed to be his gf at the time?
Samuel Richardson
he became successful in life
Andrew Gonzalez
I wonder all these slice-of-life comics. Do they really work? There arnt that many popular comics that are this.
The only slice-of-life people remember are not that really slice-of-life but heavily action, sci-fi or fantasy orientated.
So why would any artist ever want to make a personal blog comics?
Joshua Reyes
Matthew Peterson
Based teacher, showing us those figures if you know what i mean
Whomp is the only other one i can remember and it's pretty much all made up.
Daniel Johnson
Other than the fact that he fits the physical description of stereotypical nerd, he trespassed into that store
Jordan Bailey
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I've traveled the world and the seven seas
Everybody's lookin' for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
[Chorus]
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I've traveled the world and the seven seas
Everybody's lookin' for something
Hold your head up
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
[Chorus]
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I've traveled the world and the seven seas
Everybody's lookin' for something
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I've traveled the world and the seven seas
Everybody's lookin' for something
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I've traveled the world and the seven seas
Everybody's lookin' for something
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I've traveled the world and the seven seas
Everybody's lookin' for something
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I've traveled the world and the seven seas
Everybody's lookin' for something
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I've traveled the world and the seven seas
Everybody's lookin' for something
Ayden Brown
What kinds of self esteem problems would drive a woman into Dobson’s arms?
Robert Gutierrez
>calls people who play sports dumb
>can't understand basic algebra
SON OF DOB
Luis Taylor
>Soul
>Souless
Jace Long
>Boomer dad
I Dobson behind all of the current memes?
Alexander James
He totally masturbated
Dylan Reyes
I heard some kinds of parasitic brain worms can make people friendly or obsessed towards some animals that produce them
Carson Ramirez
When the clock strikes,
half-past six, babe,
time for head for golden lights™,
its a good time for the great taste (DINNER)
at mcdonald's.....it's mac tonight c'mon make it
mac tonight
Lincoln Johnson
Yeah i think that's the jewish girlfriend he used to have.
Carson Cruz
Dobson really forgets how fat and ugly he is in these comics. Not to mention the Nostalia Critic tier, autist humor. Observe
>something wacky happens
>acts really cool and sarcastic and says some shit, "what the hell is up with that?"
Joseph Rogers
Logan Anderson
LOL
Isaiah Miller
Jonathan Young
Seems like bully is being the bigger man and is trying to make up for shit. Also, a friend request means fucking nothing. Don't play it up like he's crawling back to you. He probably saw your name and though, "Hey, I remember him" and clicked friend. He doesn't give a fuck about you
James Ramirez
>Dobson: why do games feature sexualized women?! don't you know that's misogyny?!
>also Dobson: Metroid Other M is the best Metroid game, because it showed Samus being vulnerable and made her deep. I'm going to conveniently ignore her being in her slutty zero suit, DESPITE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT IN AN EARLIER COMIC
David Foster
This one at least has a good idea for a joke, he just couldn't do anything good with it.
Jacob Price
like that brain parasite that infects mice and makes them lose their fear of cat urine
Camden Thompson
Get used to Pam friends she'll be in a lot of these
Jonathan Peterson
>Toxic Dobsmosis
Huh, I’m gonna write a living will that should I ever develop such a condition that I should immediately be euthanized
Robert Bennett
Joseph Edwards
Chase Williams
>STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP!....unless I'm the one doing it.
Grayson Powell
What kind of kid asks you to draw Rocky and Bullwinkle past like 1960. Not to mention those characters are super easy to draw
Grayson Lewis
Okay, what the fuck did Dob mean by "S" curve? Seriously I don't get this one..
Adam Parker
Ironic
Hudson Reed
He was ‘muring Chad’s spine
Andrew Kelly
This is actually really fucking boring
Luis Rivera
>The Legend of Zelda: TV Show
God fuck, he has so much tint on his nostalgia glasses
Austin Clark
Jordan Adams
What's the sports one trying to convey
Dominic Ortiz
Indeed, its too fantastic to be just a slice of life.
Even Garfield, Peanuts or Calvin & Hobbes are more fantastic to be called a pure slice-of-life.
That counts even for TV. Friends? The mischiefs that happens and all characters are not possible to be at one point in history that dense. Seinfeld? What happens is more caricature than slice-of-life.
A pure slice-of-life is just not interesting enough to catch interest past reading 2 pages.
Joshua Perez
It's also heavily ironic, since Link is the kind of womanizing chad who he despises, but because he has brown hair, he magically gets a pass.
Mason Thompson
Christopher Foster
>i will censor any mentions of cartoon horses
Wuss.
Otherwise thanks for posting.
Jeremiah Hernandez
I think he meant "spine" curve which doesn't make the situation any less creepy
Joshua Cox
Aaron King
this post will tell me when should i start dobsoning myself after sleeping
Aiden Stewart
Man what a weirdo. I’m glad he’s dead.
Gavin Roberts
I want to storytime the whole thing quickly, and he straight up draws himself as one in a comic, so i'd rather not post that.
Hudson Taylor
challenge: find something about his work. anything.
I'll start
the idea of the different types of fans in different styles themselves is a nice touch
Aiden Perez
Eli Phillips
he lives in our heart
Joshua Hall
It didn't
Mason Perry
Alexander Hughes
WHEN DOES HE COMPLETE HIS METAMORPHOSIS INTO THE BEAR?
Wyatt Gonzalez
If you had seen her, all questions would be answered fast.
David Kelly
This one is so obviously fake, no one thinks Lesbian kick is funny
Noah Ortiz
Dobson is confirmed gay
Blake Jones
It's kinda sad. He had potential
Elijah Foster
It actually takes a pretty long time, in fact most of his comics are with him as a human
Christian Jackson
Like... he could still start that right now and find a following if he stops being such a thick headed moron god damn.
Gabriel Moore
that's an insult for every gay man on earth
Austin Baker
Based Masqueradeposter
Elijah Ross
Christian Baker
dobson was the one sending the friend request. check the message
James Lewis
What's wrong with the fill bucket tool? What else can I use on goddamn mspaint.
Eli Howard
Nolan Sullivan
>Kaichou wa Maid Sama
underrated show.
Nathaniel Wood
Zachary Barnes
Tyler King
You feel uncomfortable the first time, but it gets easier. Gotta be objective and see art for the shapes and lines it is.
Michael Butler
I met don rosa at a con and asked him about working with disney.
He said they were thieving rat bastards and left disney comics in a sorry state.
Gave me a print for free, so that was cool.
Nathaniel Jenkins
Bentley Morris
Luis Bennett
How do you procrastinate this badly?
Mason Gray
Guess who's back, back again
Aaron Rodriguez
Kek
Daniel Scott
>DRAWING HARD
>MAN NO LIKE MY CARTOONS?!
Dobby has never been a balanced individual
Alexander Johnson
>I worked around the clock
That's- that's patently untrue and you've shown us it's untrue.
You did the bulk of your labor in fifteen days because you were so busy jerking off.
Joseph Bennett
Procrastination, if you let it get to bad,absolutely ruins everything. Happened to me.
Thomas Cruz
I wanna fuck the pinkhaired girl
Lincoln Gutierrez
We are never satisfied
Love is gone, along with fun
Now we're reaching for the gun
Changing cast, changing fast, no more tether
We are never satisfied
Daniel Bailey
>wanting to spend this much time with Dobby
Is she unwell or imaginary?
Colton Roberts
Please don't come back.
Jacob Harris
Ryan Miller
Asher Ortiz
I think it is more unbelievable that a kid doesn’t know who the fucking tmnt despite how many remakes and reboots this series has
Gavin Cooper
I feel that Dobson can do much better drawings, and the only reason why he does this simple cartoon style is that it''s easy, and he's just doesn't want to put in any effort.
Bentley Russell
it's carnevale
Nathaniel Gomez
Mason Scott
So is she like a tsundere or something?
Liam Taylor
Jacob Lewis
Did you shop that apple logo onto his phone? Or is Dobby that obnoxious about how much he loves Apple and hates PCs?
Jose Wright
that all sports fans are idiotic meatheads.. But Dob is a salty ass
Juan Morgan
You can shut up now, I'm always on duty!
Andrew Jackson
That's in the original.
Landon Powell
>every pen is unique, and serves a specific purpose
>jk i use a normal pencil and mspaint
Matthew Parker
At least it isn't pokemon go
Matthew Williams
Cooper Ortiz
Jaxon Nelson
Gabriel Wright
:D
Juan Hernandez
>roll
Also his opinions on Other M, like his opinions on most things, are half-baked and shallow.
Camden Allen
WII GAME? ALL OF THE DAY BRO
Carson Lee
nah, he's just that bad
Xavier Mitchell
Tyler Anderson
Daniel Thomas
Accurate. I do that to.
Angel Hughes
Adrian Reed
I always preferred HumanDob to Beardob. It's shows how delusional and narcissistic he is, which is fucking hilarious. Also it doesn't help that all his Bear comics is him jumping on the latest sjw fad, or him lusting over lesbians
Jackson Phillips
Jackson Harris
Lucas Miller
I find it controversial to be Dobson
Daniel Adams
So fellas, i'm going to have to go out to eat something now. Fucking hate this captcha, so i'm not sure if i can storytime it all in one go, i've got stuff to do tomorrow, i can continue, but it'll probably be done over the whole weekend which is fine by me, since it could loom over the entire weekend of pain.
Jackson Bennett
I wonder what happened to his intern? Or even if he actually existed? Could be something that Dobbs bullshitted about to inflate his self-importance
Jason Myers
please don't
Nicholas Turner
That's not really working. That's thinking about working.
Adam Allen
>Fucking hate this captcha
Install 4chanX and enable noscript captcha. That makes solving captchas much easier.
Gavin James
I literally don’t see how this is meant to be funny.
Henry Ward
That's actually way easier thanks, i'll go eat something now
Camden Morris
Why is he so obsessed with lesbians? It's downright creepy
Liam Morgan
He’s a fucked up pervert.
Adam Bennett
this might be the most pathetic thing ive ever seen in my life
Jaxson Thomas
Even though I agree with you, still, we're posting from a board dedicated to cartoons/comics
Grayson Lopez
Who's the red head girl?
William Rogers
I actually agree with this.
Luis Rivera
On 911 I went go pick up someone from class and told her what was happening. I also told this random guy in the parking lot and he was very dismissive, saying "they ain't attacking me". I can only imagine what he said about it later.
Chase Bell
still not funny, but this is basically Yea Forums the comic
Dylan Phillips
It was until a few games ago, yeah. The only other "acceptable answer" was Majora's Mask
Gavin Fisher
I really want to see the timeline where Dobson owns up to being a weird sex pervert and used his lust for fetish art as an incentive to improve as an artist.
Colton Jackson
they work if you have an interesting life.
This guy spends his day at home getting into internet arguments, playing videogames and drawing comics. And that time he went to comicon.
Evan Campbell
his old rule 63 self insert
Jaxon Wright
Holo-Doc was based though
Parker Peterson
its nothing to do with the cartoon, its a grown man being that dependent on escapism is fucking pathetic
Nathaniel King
user. Butter doesn’t have to be refrigerated.
And butter substitute in a can is extremely common. For example, the product literally called I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter.
(And you actually can make butter sprayable but that’s not what’s happening here.)
Christian Cruz
There's no timeline where Dobson improves, he's become set in his ways.
Nolan Flores
>Manga section
>Tintin posters
Alexander Richardson
>other m
>samus kicking ass
Did he actually play the game?
Josiah Barnes
>english Caramelldansen
I have no words.
Ethan Martinez
Wait. He doesn’t like sports? How come he never mentions that?
Mason Lewis
I honestly really want to know what went down between them to finally have her leave Dobson. Big chances it's nothing too big, but I hope she just found some self-respect and realized she could do better.
Aaron Perry
Isaiah Ortiz
Oh just wait.
Levi Russell
Canada!
Michael Turner
>dissing lupin
i cannot contain how much hatred i have for this man
Angel Gray
Japan make them work, but they have cute girls on them.
Cameron Sullivan
Katie Rice did it better
Jason Gomez
His Jewish now-ex girlfriend
Lincoln Cruz
IRIA was pretty good. It's honestly weird how every now and again Dobson likes something that isn't shit: youtube.com
Colton Davis
Murder Man and Madam Brazier fucked on Dobson's table.
Ethan Roberts
He was still dumb for bringing it to an anime club made of the kind of people that want to watch Naruto together.
Nathaniel Davis
He makes me think of a very sad, very ugly and even creepier Louis C.K.
Charles Murphy
Where did his beard go in panels 2 and 4?
Eli Morales
>shitting on lupin iii
fuck this guy
holy shit
what a jackass contrarian
Noah Mitchell
This joke isn't funny, it should only have 3 beats
Julian Johnson
What a faggot.
Camden Phillips
This. Anime with friends is either Ghibli at the cinema or stuff like youtube.com
Of course, that would imply Dobson has ever had friends.
Ayden Jenkins
Leblanc's stories were definitely very good and (to the best of my knowledge) did some really unique stuff with mainstream fiction at the time. I'm upset that Dobson likes it and doubly so that he probably doesn't appreciate any of it outside of the most superfluous elements.
Dylan Miller
No doubt. It's more I find myself thinking "Huh, Dobson liked something I think is good..." and feeling the need to check myself. He's just so profoundly wrong in his opinions that if he said the sky was blue I'd probably look out the window.
Wyatt Adams
I remember a thread where an user made an edit that just replaced the expression in the last panel with him looking surprised/nervous and it made the joke work much better.
Ian Scott
He ate him
Kevin Smith
Not that tangents are good most of the time, but that's bad for characterization
Anthony Gray
this is still a storytime you know
Nolan Long
I'M BACK
Julian Cruz
Why does he make "SIGH" the punchline so often?
ESL guy is a fucking chad
Jordan Green
Dosbon's art actually looked so much more appealing in these older comics than it does now.
Isaiah Thomas
Caleb Miller
Jack Johnson
It’s not lesbians or bicycle pumps, so no.
Jason Morales
This is why I'll upload my art to Yea Forums first - you dipshits at least know how to be honest.
Levi Allen
Going to have to disagree with you here based Masquerade poster. As someone who lives in a North American 'progressive' big city hub that just went through Pride Month, I can assure you that there are a TON of faggots worse than Dobson.
Hudson Hernandez
I wonder what character it was
Michael Torres
>When he literally sketches better than I do but completely eradicates the good parts of his art
Im laughing
Luis Murphy
not gonna lie I think this girl is pretty cute I doubt any lewds of her exist though
Isaiah White
Nolan Fisher
no
Logan Hall
Noah Sanchez
>Microwave potato
>Doesnt even wash it
Jesus christ
John Jones
Remember to work on your coloring and study color theory, my fellow drawfag friends.
Adam Richardson
>make them ALL gay
This is prophetic.
Eli Wilson
Pam apparently had a fan club once so who knows
Jace Campbell
The fuck? That angel is really well drawn, is dobson actually a good artist?
Noah Young
WE'VE REACHED 100 BOYS
Adrian Davis
Okay, the closest I can find for that quote is either "If you change nothing, nothing will change" which seems to be some generic inspirational quote, or "You may never know what results come of your actions, but if you do nothing, there will be no results" which is by Mahatma Ghandi, of all people.
Nathaniel Price
>God stops Dobson from livestreaming
Oliver James
Leo Myers
THIS IS A STORYTIME YOU MONGS
Joshua Morris
Let em be user, this is a Dobson thread, prime shitposting time
Andrew Kelly
en.wikipedia.org
It's honestly the best joke he's told in a while, imo
Luis Reyes
He started drawn worse
Jaxson Sanchez
Its a dobson storytime, who the fuck cares?
Easton Rodriguez
Daniel Cruz
are you dumb?
Brody Davis
Angel Mitchell
How can a comic go so long without a single good joke?
Parker Parker
>It's a crossover episode
Aiden Thomas
Some LCS lump eurocomics and manga together, cause it's all foreign.
Kevin Rodriguez
Jack Parker
I love carnevale. They always look like they want to fuck you with their eyes.
Logan Ward
Christian Bennett
Non-stick cooking spray is a thing in baking and cooking that serves as a convenient way to coat pans or tins so food doesn’t stick, instead of greasing them with soft butter the old fashioned way. Many cooking sprays are made with canola oil, but some have flavorings, like butter flavor.
Matthew Rogers
Benjamin Perry
Josiah Young
You aren't supposed to use them on food directly though. That's just disgusting.
Dominic Davis
Alexander Hughes
what ever happened to the rest of this group anyways?
Jaxon Smith
I like this one.
Josiah Gonzalez
it's spray on butter
Jayden Cooper
Tyler Wood
Dobson is a miracle
David Brooks
They still make comics just not as frequently
Levi Murphy
Lincoln Davis
Carl is fucking based
Parker Evans
Owen Williams
I suppose its a better fate then what happened to dobson
Jack Taylor
Joshua Garcia
Use ur arm dobby
Jason Miller
I'm second thought, no i don't. I thought the joke was something else, but the actual one is bad. wow.
Owen Kelly
Kevin Wood
Joseph Carter
It's about respecting the effort. Pain or not, this is still a storytime.
Jordan Ortiz
>Obama's Republic of Hitlerstan
Noah Cruz
So now i remember that Dobson drew the fucking Brentalfloss comic that was just another CAD-lite gaming parody
Bentley Richardson
The framework of a decent joke is there, he just butcher's the delivery every time.
Logan Wood
>Brentalfloss
oh god I complete forgot that guy existed
Jaxson Torres
Brental and crew seem like pretty chill dudes.
Why the hell did they hang out why dobby?
Leo Ramirez
I actually kinda like this guy.
Connor Anderson
He was probably really cheap to hire and this was before he started really cracking down in politics i think
Connor Powell
>he was very dismissive, saying "they ain't attacking me"
This was kind of my first immediate response, but I was a stupid twelve year old and had misunderstood what had been told to me, and thought that the buildings were being hit by little biplanes, not by commercial jets. I had no idea what everyone was so freaked out about until I saw the tv.
Adrian Nguyen
I'm skipping Harsh Lessons because this is a Dobson only storytime, i might do a supplementary storytime later
Xavier Barnes
revelations
Andrew Rodriguez
Yes. He just doesn't try. Some of the stuff he did for school is legitimately good.
Samuel Howard
He can be when he really tries. He never tries.
Bentley Williams
Skipping persistance of vision for the same reason.
Colton Cook
is that Tenchi?
Matthew Jones
Owen Bell
>If a boy and a girl walk into the sunset hand in hand in the last scene it adds 10 million to the box office!
That sounds dumb, but it's probably true.
Gabriel Gomez
Justin Fisher
This thread is blowing out of proportions with carnevale images. Pun intended.
Noah Roberts
THERES NO FUCKING JOKE.
Landon King
Carson Cruz
Well shit, Dobson, it's like there's more than one person on the internet.
Anthony Clark
Chase Williams
>a daily schedule nearly killed him
Nobody believes that for a second
Juan Scott
Carson Miller
I wish he was real because I'd talk to him sooner than I ever would get near dobson.
Joseph Myers
don't make fun of other people's gross fetishes user, it's not nice
Dylan Peterson
Gavin Hughes
Pam really is the best character in this comic
Isaiah Barnes
Connor Rivera
I heard he was drawing each Brentalfloss strip for like $20, can't verify that though
David Wilson
MY SHITTY OPINIONS: THE WEBCOMIC
NOT EVEN A VENEER OF SOME NARRATIVE CONSTRUCTED AROUND THEM, LITERALLY JUST A LIST OF MY DOGSHIT-TIER OPINIONS ABOUT STUPID GARBAGE
Adrian Fisher
Henry Hughes
OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Gabriel Martinez
This thread is making me oddly nostalgic
Cooper Murphy
Noah Gutierrez
>Schoolgirls in Mobile Suits
This pleases Char
Samuel Ortiz
im going to kms
Josiah Cook
Subtle.
Gabriel Russell
Jayden Fisher
back in my day we used to have dobson threads all the time
Lincoln Fisher
Creeper, aw man
So we're back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side
This task's a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight
Night, night, diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh, no, it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again
And run, run until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
Just when you think you're safe
Overhear some hissing from right behind, right, right behind
"That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time
Time, time, time, time, time, time"
Blows up, and then your health bar drops
And you could use a 1-up, get inside, don't be tardy
So now you're stuck in there, half a heart is left, but don't die
Die, die, die, die, die
Liam Peterson
Bentley Smith
Elijah Reyes
Is Big Joe meant to be Dobson's surrogate dad?
Gavin Wright
Ridiculous levels of procrastination is a traditional part of artist culture.
Adam Powell
I don't get it
Dominic Evans
>Real cartoonists don't use ballpoint pens
Frank Cho and Emil Ferris would like a word.
Chase Nelson
>My critics are sooooo dumb!
I just summed up the punchline to about a good 60% of these comics.
Jaxson White
John Mitchell
>criticizes people who don't feel they need to learn perspective
>comic uses a cheap one wall/floor/ceiling corner method to create the illusion of perspective
Alexander Torres
Grayson Gray
>implying there's any punchline
Charles Morgan
Chase Cooper
Sebastian Watson
I'm skipping the tutorials because fuck that shit.
Xavier Rodriguez
Joshua Scott
Daniel Adams
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE AUTOBOTS WAGE THE BATTLE TO DESTROY THE EVIL FORCES OF THE DECEPTICONS
Owen Sanders
This style is objectively better
Aiden Gutierrez
im genuinely curious as to how he made enough money to do all these cons and have fucking apple products and game systems
he never makes mention of a job, so was he really that popular back in the heyday of deviantArt? i remember his stuff always being near the front page, but was that enough back in those days?
Adrian Bailey
Justin Brown
Calvin and Hobbes did it better.
Gavin Torres
That's been bothering me too.
Zachary Thomas
rich family
Joshua Baker
He made the Brentalfloss comic and did some actual published work, he's been surviving only with commissions nowadays.
Asher Collins
Except for Dobson
Sebastian Ortiz
>passive aggressive fighting
It's called self defense.
>better than the anime
Lupin III isn't even an Arsene anime. It's more like James Bond Jr. or that Sherlock cartoon. More an homage than an adaptation.
Charles Taylor
Kevin Moore
Haha so funny.
Brayden Cooper
Josiah Johnson
Why did it take him so long to realize that he just isn't a funny person?
Jose Wilson
I find most of these creepy, but this one i find pretty attractive.
Julian Butler
Does Dobson think these are well written jokes?
Benjamin Davis
So fellas, it's time i take my leave, but i will return tomorrow, we haven't even reached the blue bear saga or showcased the spin offs and the reboot, so we have a long way to go.
Oliver Jenkins
I reject your saga
Elijah Garcia
i can see making money off Brentalfloss even after all these years, i know NOTHING about brentalfloss only that it was popular but were his shitty comics really enough to live off of? and extend that same question to like Kevin Bolk and the other dA comic guys that i cant even remember
you dont see their stuff in stores or libraries or even talked about outside of when Yea Forums wants to shit on them
Daniel Myers
At least people liked kevin.
I can see some kind of e-begging working out for him.
Josiah Nelson
>things that never happened for 300
Asher Reyes
there's a reboot?
Juan Moore
Nobody thinks that he looks like Steve
Dylan Harris
didn't Dob stream or lets play Minecraft in the shittiest video quality possible?
Leo Myers
it kinda makes me miss the days when you really could make a living off of webcomics and such. discovery and success seems a lot more isolated and restricted to stuff like streams instead of actual finished products
then again, QC and Dresden Codak are still making bank off their idiotic fanbases through patreon, but these days im not sure how easy it would be to break onto the scene and make a living. you get the occassional outliers like k6bd but i cant really think of anything thats garnered much attention
or maybe im just too far out of the loop these days
Oliver Roberts
From my experience, how much you can make from webcomics/internet art is directly proportional to how many followers you have on twitter.
I would say followers on social media, but in practice twitter is the only one where I've seen a directly proportional amount of dough to followers apply.
Cooper Lopez
Looks more like a Megaman villain
Easton Lopez
now you can make hundreds more with patreon,just look at the vgcats guy
Christopher Green
That's still going on?
Ryder Thomas
>sure,if you are willing to pay.
It's called commission Dobson,everyone does it
Kayden Green
I'd fuck one of these
Jaxon Young
i think its because EVERYONE has a twitter now. its an absolute piece of shit but with the tumblr purge, dA being goddamn weird, and newgrounds not being ready to grab the artists when shit went down, it's where we all ended up and i fucking hate it
i still wonder if i can make any actual money off of patreon. should take the plunge but always too scared that im not prolific enough and socially outgoing
far as i know he's just making porn now. not sure who would want porn in that style, but to each their own
Justin Myers
Why didn't he tape it on the back. What a silly fucker
Charles Green
Dude,Captcha I made to stop robots with precise movement to write in sites.
If you hit the box while moving like a maniac it will fill up without need to check
Jaxson Foster
He noticed a porn parody getting more popular than the original, so he switched to make a porn version himself
Ethan Morales
And he's making bank out of it.
the madman.
Luke Roberts
That's a cute snake
Asher Baker
Probably just a passing thought that he felt like drawing or he's finally realized that doughnuts aren't doing his waistline any favors.
Chase Morgan
You usually gotta have them be engaging like have decent jokes or decent drama while still having endearing characters.
Luke Scott
Tumblr purging their site was the dumbest shit.
Anthony Richardson
Could you go about this process again in greater detail?
This interests me greatly.
Carson Wilson
Dobson isn’t living off his art. I don’t think he ever made enough from it to fully live off of. He used to have day jobs and split expenses with his girlfriend, but he moved back in with his parents a while ago and it’s largely been assumed they’ve been supporting him. Everything about them and Dobson’s life indicates they’re probably loaded, not millionaires, but likely firmly upper middle class.
Jason Thompson
I think I found the cause
Christopher Collins
If he adhered to any sort of regular updating, he wouldn't have had to make hentai of his former pets. It's a wonder it ever got as popular as it did.
Angel Young
Water? He should've been watching Pokemon Creatures!
David Gutierrez
badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com
Reviewer is calling the artist a "giant douche, even by internet standards". Reviewer comes across as a far bigger douche. Reviewer thinks he has discovered on his own the meaning of "Harsh Lesson" that is plainly what the artist intended.
Liam Sullivan
What porn parody?
Jaxson Reed
I remember something about this
it wasn't necessarily his intern, but they were both working together & he interned with him
he later trooned out and dobson used a previously made female version of him to represent him
Robert Foster
to be honest, Carl was the closest thing to a good character in any of his works (accountant guy was just kinda there)
he stressed the need to be good without using digital as a crutch, and even criticized old dobbo, too bad he never listened
Gavin Baker
afaik, dobson drew fanart or something and brent asked him if he'd wanna draw the comic
Grayson Baker
didnt expect ol' dob to reference DFTBA
Jose Fisher
That's the joke
Christian Harris
>he still owns action figures
Jackson Howard
Wait, is he saying he LIKES racism?
Tyler Morris
I feel bad for dobson, he realized art doesnt pay as well and sort of gave up.
Connor Allen
It's clear to me that human faces and expressions are his largest weakness. I think his monsters and animals don't look bad.
As for his comic, i think he is just bad at coloring.
Jason Rodriguez
It really is, I hope he finds a good plan b.
Alexander Williams
last 2 requests are based
Carter Brown
Its his life...
Connor Wright
>art doesn't pay as well.
Doesn't it?
Nicholas Roberts
no it doesn't
Brayden Hernandez
>Gets laid
>Gets job at disney
How jelly is dobbo at his roommate?
Tyler Martin
>serious look into gay and lesbian relationships
LESBIAN KICK
Robert Clark
I'm still around
Jaxon Bell
>GOTTEM!
Christian Ward
Is the redhead an actual person/girlfriend of Dobson's?
Is it the jewish chick whos family invited Dobson to spend the holidays with them, then he proceeded to bitch constantly about it NOT BEING CHRISTMAS?
Mason Cruz
This one was a kinda funny
Eli Reyes
Post the computer edit.
Isaac Cook
i hate these images.
Jack Diaz
>things that I like
>racism
Eli Hill
>Dobson's comic
>Kid's book
Mason Taylor
If he wasn't a dipshit he could network with the dude and try to get in too...
Leo Flores
We need to launch attacks against him slandering him as a racist
Just to see him create a cringe angry reply
Jeremiah Reed
I think the only reason more people don't think this is because all of the news stations told them it was the worst thing to happen in human history so everyone now believes it is.
John Wright
He actually got worse as time went on, how is that possible
Sebastian Lewis
Does he not sleep in the same bed as his girlfriend/wife? Does Dob Dob have a wife now?
Matthew Bailey
I want to fuck that manga fangirl.
Matthew Phillips
those fukking eyebrows
Julian White
The thing about Dobson is he somehow managed to become worse than he was in the beginning.
His current phase of SYAC, which goes on since at least 2013, could also just be called this:
I am the disgruntled Carebear, soapboxing about issues.
Jordan Russell
So he's a child?
Luke Martinez
I caaaaaaaa-sob-aaaaaaaant.
My eye for color is shit. SHIT!
Jace Hughes
Yep, I know they're just sketchlines but it almost gives the drawing depth.
Benjamin Edwards
no son of Dob, no it did not.
Jose Nguyen
Wait... waht? He's eating a potato.
Lincoln Richardson
Jack Kelly
I haven't gotten my fag level tested in a while, so I'll bump to be safe.
Nolan Fisher
... dude. what the fuck? i like hand holding but you don't see me making a big fucking thing out of it. just get over yourself and get professional help for you insecurities, man
Mason Hall
I fucking hate people asking if I can draw them. The answer is "probably, but I don't want to".
Unless you're a cute girl and I think I have a chance to get in your pants. Just being honest.
Aaron Morris
These are all great ideas, Dobson should have been grateful.
Julian Turner
Next he'll say wrestling is gay just because it's BEEFY men slapping their MEAT together.
Dylan Smith
>Other M
Yeah, I'm so glad she could feel the emotion of regressing to a childlike state upon seeing an enemy she canon killed several times before this.
And despite being hyped for it at the time, I ended up hating the gameplay.
Nolan Cox
Yeah, especially because they will bring in the old dude who just flops his dick out, and you WILL draw the curve of that wang.
Nathaniel Gomez
>implying he learned a damned thing from Frank and Ollie
Jack Nelson
>Thank goodness for Dobson threads
>One's a bear, the other's inflated!
Leo Cox
Best dobson edit i've ever seen. Very meta
Mason Richardson
Every single year I end up joining these storytimes. Why do I do this to myself?
Liam Wilson
Hold up
Didnt dob's son say he "Doesn't get Final Fantasy"
why'd he willingly put it in his comic with a fictional character
? ? ?
Julian Adams
Knowing that you shopped water in for horses now confuses me.
Asher Powell
Dobson was probably already lazy at the start but wanted to imrpove, and then he went on the internet where he got a hugbox with enough people telling him he doesn't need to improve and all criticism were from hater. So he got lazier and lazier until his hugbox disappeared and then he was left only with the criticism and it was too late.
Gavin Rogers
Going from the only clue in the comic being the Road to El Dorado poster, I'm gonna guess Chel
That's the joke
Christopher Peterson
He's unlucky to not have a normal, wholesome fetish, like daddy/daughter rapeplay. Girls understand that stuff easily.
Isaac Lewis
You know you are a failure when you suck compared to motherfucking Chris-Chan.
Andrew Rogers
He should be watching pokemon creatures
Sebastian Brown
They were roommates in college iirc.
David Howard
I resent that he looks just like a fatter me. If we ever meet he will resemble me less afterward.
Kevin Wilson
plenty of artists i follow online make these sorts of personal blog comics, the difference im seeing here is that they can execute it in a compelling way and also have something worth sharing, usually a funny ancedote, a shitpost, or something insightful/meaningful, which unfortunately dobson seems to struggle with doing successfully in like, most of these.
a lot of them are just kind of unfiltered things that happened, stray thoughts or minor annoying shit that bugs him, really like, incredibly minor minutia of life stuff, which aren't bad concepts in-and-of-themselves, but they all fall flat in a really boring way because he seems to think that these ancedotes are worthwhile on their own and doesnt seem to think on how to present these really boring things in interesting ways (and also has a really odd 2006-era attitude regarding manga/anime i know these comics are probably really old so they mightve come from that era but that doesnt make it any less obnoxious)
Caleb Long
adhd and depression
William Johnson
Isn't Dobson antisemitic and hates Hanukkah?
Aiden Gray
Anyone have a pic of dobs autistic rant about OPM getting an anime?
Matthew Sanders
Yes
Brayden Reed
He's not anti-Semitic in like a /pol/ sense, but when he had a Jewish girlfriend he bitched and moaned that they weren't celebrating Christmas and felt that her nephew was being deprived of a childhood since he wouldn't experience Christmas presents.
That's about it.
Justin Wilson
Why, why did he think this was a good idea, either at the time or to make a comic about?
Owen Carter
Ironically, expressing my disain for the son of Gob IS bumping the thread
Liam Rogers
this
blame the artist not the tool
Gabriel Garcia
> Pencil looks lively because of line weight adding subtle detail and making the important lines stand out.
> Finished piece has a single stroke size so everything blurs together and there's no sense of importance.
Carter Turner
>Every year just makes me more and more depressed and this year I think I've really touched bottom at last.
He didn't know.
He didn't know just how far it can go.
Camden Morgan
He needed a new 'girl' character after his jew gf dumped his ass for being a whiny selfish bigot.
Adam King
Christ all his OC designs are terrible.
Isaac Brown
those fukkin eyebrows
Elijah Bailey
OP isn't going to post the SYAC Reboot comics?
Cameron Rogers
He started drawing himself as a girl in a bid to get sympathy points/show how down with the feminists he is?
>"Calm thine tits"
Blake Lee
Probably.
Charles Smith
any porn of her?
Noah Gomez
>Forcefully handles a woman while making her do his work for him
Even when he tries to pander his true nature shines through
Nathaniel Edwards
Maybe you should, user
Would make a lovely Storytime of Pain
John Jackson
Well the last one really suits him
Isaac Clark
dude lives in new york, why would he go to MCAD?
Isaac Thompson
Streamed Skyrim at like 5fps
Luis Robinson
oh my god this is the most cringe inducing crap
Samuel Gomez
what would happen if dobson met linkara?
Nathaniel Wright
One would eat the other and then seek out movie bob for their perfect form
Nolan Bell
Good to see you, man.
Brody Hall
American Splendor worked because Harvey Pekar had a life that was mostly dull but a) he was able to admit he was a complete piece of shit and b) he could analyse the interesting parts
Justin Gonzalez
DEEPEST LORE
Elijah Turner
what the fuck was that massive jump in patrons? it nearly doubled
also you think thats big, you should see Sakimi-chan. She was at well over 40k a month when they let you hide income and shes only grown since
Parker Peterson
Jeph released a uncensored version of this comic on his Patreon.
Bentley Richardson
the absolute madman
reeled them in and then dropped the nudey bomb on them.
Easton Russell