Wherein we continue the nightmare that is the Idea Guy issue and then move on to a deeper layer of the Inferno.
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Story Time Weekend of Pain Sonichu #4
Noah Cruz
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Adam Richardson
Joshua King
Jose James
Jace Carter
>only 50 more pages of this shit
Brayden Richardson
Asher Gray
Jordan Roberts
Zachary Reyes
Joseph Allen
Charles Hall
Dominic Lee
Robert Martin
Logan Richardson
Joshua Johnson
Evan Roberts
Grayson Reyes
Elijah Nguyen
Adrian Cox
Chase Smith
Gavin Edwards
Thomas Nelson
Grayson Walker
Nathaniel Thompson
Robert Morgan
Christine just isn't as entertaining as Chris, people have tried to force her to be as much of a lol cow as before and it just doesn't work out. Feels artificial. The unremarkable quality of these pages proves it. That housefire killed the Chris-chan we loved
Jace Smith
You're probably right
as a interest keeper, I plan to post the Sonichu Specials and then a palate cleanser with Rosechus Story.
Jack Perry
He was always at his funniest when he was left on his own to fuck up and make an ass of himself in public. They've definitely tried way too hard to get him to make more "content" when all it does is make Chris shut himself off from the world.
Luke Stewart
Jason Bell
Daniel Butler
Owen Nelson
Does that mean that Christine is more well-adjusted now?
Benjamin Mitchell
Owen Gutierrez
>he spelt strait-jacket right the first time
Joshua Wright
no He's just been sucked into the modern sjw feminism rhetoric that's everywhere. He just weirdly parrots garbage we've already seen. His most interesting antics recently are the dimensional merge but since that cant actually go anywhere its a wash.
Anthony Roberts
>capitalized He
Oh man, that's scary.
Brayden Garcia
Chase Rodriguez
That's a fucking sauvistika
Liam Johnson
Did Hitler just turn into a fucking Sonichu?
Noah Myers
Ian Ross
yes. see
Landon Cruz
>implying chris knows the difference
Carter Stewart
Eli Hughes
Nolan Clark
Dylan Young
Jackson Lewis
James Butler
Jayden Cruz
Nolan Robinson
Oliver Baker
Jesus, this scan 'quality
Jaxson Perry
Nolan Butler
Kevin Evans
Did I miss the drug PSA ?
The one where the soni-kids go insane ?
Was it real or did I hallucinate that atrocity ?
Tyler Roberts
I don't think that was an actual comic, pretty sure it was a twitter post which I don't follow.
Cooper Ramirez
gayyyy
Brody Fisher
Luis Bennett
Anthony Bailey
Jonathan Adams
Oh,okay,
In case anyone is curious, I don't exactly know what it was either, but years ago someone posted some pages of that thing here.
It was about one of the soni-kids finding and eating a bag of drugs (cocaine?) and then starts hallucinating.
The only things I remember about it are; the kid wanting to cannibalize the other sibling, and then clawing Rosechu's eyes out.
I don't know what it was but it was fucked up.
Julian Sanchez
>it's [current year]
oh yeah.
Logan Rodriguez
Mason Evans
Aiden Walker
Sonichu became a 1980s Black and White Anthropomorphic comic
Austin Nelson
Jacob Nguyen
Nathan Evans
>morons thought this was going to be the new Bluespike makes Chris shove the medallion up his ass
>didn't realize Bluespike was terrible
Dylan Davis
It was by some random guy on Deviantart.
Jace Hill
Easton Jenkins
Oliver Lee
Connor Rivera
Parker Wilson
>spelt
Leo Cook
>but I digress
Yeah, Chris, this was just a digression.
David Ross
And that, Anons and Femanons, is the Idea Guy issue.
the next couple of issues are all still in progress so there are 10 or fewer pages for them.
Gavin Cooper
Continuing on with the illustrated novel theme, Chris talks about the dimensional merge, which won't be that bad as far as apocalypses go.
David Murphy
Jaxon Lopez
Samuel Lee
Easton Scott
Adam Adams
Aiden Miller
Gavin Scott
Is this the last thread?
Liam Lewis
Could Chris "self publish" these books? I wouldn't mind a nice hardcover collection
Justin Cook
yes.
Zachary Harris
They used to say that even before the Idea Guys got to him but actually the very fact that they did shows he can always be lured out of his shell.
Bentley Evans
>I wouldn't mind a nice hardcover collection
>The cover is pixelated and shitty, Chris really obviously just stretched out whatever resized image he happened to have on his PC at the time, rather than rescan the original or do anything that required any effort.
>The spine is completely fucked up, and spills over onto the back of the book, making it totally useless -- the bottom half of text can't be viewed from the side. If by some shitty reason you ever wanted to buy multiple future issues to put on your shelf, you'd never be able to tell which one is which. I don't know if this is because he just copied/pasted a book spine he assumed would work, or if he really underestimated how big the book would be. Probably both. The result is that the cover is one of the worst things in comic history. It honestly is so poorly done and so low quality that if Chris wasn't saying it was his I would assume this was a troll attempt to make him look bad.
>The back cover is significantly less pixelated, but still looks like garbage because it is, of course, drawn all in markers and pen by Chris.
>The paper used is matte and looks like the lowest quality/cheapest option he could get it printed on. Someone else mentioned it looks like "draft" quality and that pictures make it better -- it seriously is so ugly and the resolution so low, it looks like a test page, and I can't even capture how shitty it is on camera. I've purchased comics from Lulu before, and they weren't nearly this bad, so there must be varying levels of publishing quality (or Lulu themselves has dropped in quality significantly -- it's been years) and Chris picked the worst.
>So, it's exactly what you expect. Low quality and no effort by Chris other than uploading it. He didn't even check to see if things fit on the cover.
Josiah Brooks
Please sir I'm begging no more
Liam Smith
And that is the merge comic.
Excelsior! we still have more, with actual drawings now.
Luis King
This is the special re release of Issue #0, wherein Chris retcons his sexual identity, alas there are few pages available.
Dylan Richardson
I am a colossal moron and forgot to link my own OP image, but, for those of you who say chris has not improved with his art.
Mason Flores
The point is that nothing the Idea guys did was funny, probably because they're all around 16 years old
Julian Butler
And that is Issue #15
Brayden Baker
>Rosechus Story.
>Transforming a storytime od pain in a storytime of delight
that's really nice of you user
Colton Nguyen
But they were /pol/ and you must be 18+ to be on Yea Forums
Henry Hill
Behold now, the rare collectors item that is the master copy of Issue #14
published out of order
Joseph Jones
in case you can't tell he traced the Issue#10 cover, which itself was a trace by panda Halo
Evan Sullivan
Joshua Hall
At least it used to be a comic book. Now it's just the ramblings of a madman.
Gavin Ross
And that is Issue#14
Isaiah Moore
So now we get backwards considerably and reach the Sonichu Specials
Issue #1
Adrian Miller
Colton Long
Ryan Mitchell
Jose Gutierrez
Wyatt Torres
Henry Gutierrez
Jackson Parker
Noah Carter
Hunter Adams
Bentley Cruz
Jaxson Gutierrez
>tfw chris turns out to be a prophet
Traditionally, he would have followers live with him, do chores around the house, providing money, in hope of getting their master's mercy and he discloses some of his knowledge
Chase Davis
Brody Carter
Hey man, so I've done the match and we do have a bit of wiggle room with the image limit, but in the future don't post an image during a story time
Christian Stewart
done the math, even.
Either way that's Sonichu Special #1
David Wright
onward to Sonichu Special #2
James Ward
special theme
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Christian Hill
Bentley Rodriguez
>That housefire killed the Chris-chan we loved
It was Bob. When Bob died, he took "Chris" with him and "Christine" in his place.
Asher Richardson
Andrew Jackson
Connor Clark
Sorry. I gotta convince chris male chris still exists and that he's not "christine". I want true and honest cwc. This chris is now, actually, possessed by chrystal. He's been on some hermaphroditic shit for a long time.
I'm sorry, /x/ here. I just find chris so fascinating. Do any of you autists know the hour he was born? I wanna see if i can learn something from his theme...
Christian Jenkins
Brandon Edwards
He was born sometime just before sunrise according to the comic.
i don't know what hour just before sunrise is in Virginia on Feb 24
Robert Reyes
also, don't pester Chris about his shit. That's beeing a ween
Eli Price
>just before sunrise
Ah fuck, he's the lightbringer.
Hudson Diaz
Camden Bell
I wouldn't talk to him, no. But i wish i could convince him of just dropping that tranny shit
Justin Hughes
and that is Sonichu Special #2
Gabriel Gray
I dunno, this Idea Guys stuff is some real outsider art shit. The closest comparison I can make is Henry Darger.
Luis Mitchell
Sonichu Special #3
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Adrian Parker
Brandon Perez
this room brought to you by Glade, a SE Johnson company.
Julian Evans
Ryan Davis
Actual tracing of Chris' duck. Notice the abnormal bend in the middle, as well as his attempt to trace his ballsack, then disguise this poor trace.
Ian James
Grayson Diaz
Brayden Wood
and that is Sonichu Special #3
Caleb Sanchez
Fucking hell...
Nolan King
Sonichu Special #4
Thomas Phillips
>the chocolate puddings for desert
Jesus
Lucas Ross
In reality, the artificial flower smell would be overpowering considering there's a plug-in in EVERY SINGLE OUTLET.
Tyler Morris
>I hope the chicken will still feel the same way I do then
Oh Lord...
Camden Gonzalez
Ethan Sullivan
Aiden Carter
>feels artificial
lots of the more beloved Chris bits were things he was goaded into doing. Granted some of his most extreme acts were entirely his own, like macing the guy at Gamestop or the time he cut himself to try and "free" his vagina
Cooper Gray
Xavier Peterson
This special is a very good example
Chris obviously didn't drive hundreds of miles to save a fake gal pal without some prodding.
and thats Sonichu Special #4
Aiden Brown
Sonichu Special #5
the last before our palate cleanser.
Alexander Allen
user you killed my sides with that remark
Cameron Gomez
Jackson Johnson
Alexander Rivera
>sucked into feminist SJW rhetoric
>"he just parrots what he's seen"
buddy, how new are you? parroting stuff he's seen and heard is literally all Chris has ever done. his life's work is an autobiographical comic strip that consistently veers into fan fiction about whatever he was into when he wrote it
Connor Gray
What does the pee bit have to do with anything?
William Martin
I would've said yes, but after the mace, the taint and the crying at the Con I don't think she's ever going to be "stable"
Jackson Harris
>paxton fettel
The guy you're chasing on the first f.e.a.r.?
Brayden Morris
>forgot to mention the Bomb Ass tea
And this is the end of the run of Sonichu.
God save our souls from this experience.
>5 threads
>20+ hours of continual posting
Hunter Morris
This is Rosechus Story
A great What If? of Sonichu, What If Sonichu Was Actually Good?
Joshua Peterson
Landon Brooks
Joshua Gray
>Coach McGuirk is the father of the bride
Samuel Parker
it's 15:00 minutes of autism, but I feel this video it's a nice, almost entertaining view on how Chris feels about a lot of things recently.
Also I found it funny as hell
Adam Turner
sounds good
would purchase this off of eBay (if he also signed and numbered it)
Nolan Green
Jaxon Miller
He did but only through patreon while he still had an account.
Logan Cox
Ian Ross
Landon Morales
This. Whether it was Sonic fanfic tropes or political bullshit from both extremes of the spectrum, Chris just regurgitates whatever is fed into their brain
Jason Watson
Adrian Robinson
Colton Hughes
Hudson Reyes
God damn, those faces in panel 1 are perfect
Kayden Howard
Dominic Carter
The newest pages get reposted on kiwifarms as they come out
So far it's just Chris copying Rosechu's Story
Kayden Rivera
Thomas Young
I love you.
Elijah Mitchell
I've heard that but refuse to use kiwifarms
Andrew Price
>Naive water
Sonichu keep on giving, no matter the format
Jace Williams
Matthew Reyes
Jonathan Gonzalez
Ryder Lee
Jaxson Phillips
Jace Thompson
Evan Collins
Josiah Ramirez
Dominic Foster
Zachary Bennett
Jack King
Michael Ramirez
Jaxon Price
Nolan Bailey
John Nguyen
Shame on you for whiteknighting chris and having this saved
Adrian Gutierrez
Grayson Butler
what?
Austin Stewart
Robert Myers
Christopher Ramirez
Benjamin Parker
Brody Brooks
Luke Ramirez
Angel Hughes
Ayden Hernandez
Kevin Thompson
Ryan Wilson
Joshua Williams
Colton Cox
Gabriel Adams
Henry Taylor
Nathaniel Roberts
Adrian Russell
Gavin Torres
Nathaniel Butler
Levi Jenkins
Brody Price
Connor Jenkins
Samuel Gutierrez
> Wild sonichu grew weed! That, I do not mind as much. But his meth lab? Hell no, wild!
I feel as though Chris Chan is based, buried underneath all that autism
Joseph Nguyen
Sonichu got better social skills than me
Kayden Phillips
Carson Martin
Alexander Allen
Noah Green
>shitting on the "heartsweet" line
GOLD
Robert Jones
Hudson Howard
Evan Powell
Jordan Collins
Luis Parker
Wyatt Smith
I was not expecting these feels from a SoP thread
Evan Fisher
Cameron Bell
Andrew Johnson
Leo James
It's incredibly sad that this plot point was going to be resolved just as the comic stopped.
Easton Cruz
Andrew Lopez
Don't worry
Chris will get there someday!
Hunter Rivera
Sebastian Bennett
Jose Peterson
Eli Roberts
Connor Taylor
Christopher Sanchez
Nathan Lopez
Holy shit, somebody made Dragonite look cool! That hasn't been done since 1997!
Christopher Clark
Colton Cox
Tyler Reyes
Sebastian Jones
his lulu account is down
where can i buy physical copies of his comics?
Logan Richardson
Camden Garcia
Josiah Adams
Damn it, I read that as Cux Cola, when it's clearly meant to be Cwc Cola
Jayden Ortiz
Ayden White
I've got more faith in Trickie miraculously returning.
Chris is currently redrawing the earlyer parts and of course sonichu is ALWAYS in the right.
like here in Chris' version all te nuance is lost and Rosechu strats feeling like shit because Sonichu is just SO GOOD at eating extra-hot stuf.
Chris just isn't cpable of imagining a female that's not an acillary character to a male MC.
Brayden Morris
>Kacey Jewelers
>Ice Cold Navy
yeah theres a lot of that
Nathan Gutierrez
Alexander Cooper
Levi Morris
Jayden Bailey
Juan Sullivan
Hunter Hall
Justin Miller
Joshua Lewis
>actual moment of badassery in a Sonichu related product
Andrew Parker
Aaron Nguyen
Logan Reed
Jacob Fisher
Cooper Gray
Jeremiah Myers
Grayson Hughes
Brayden Butler
Andrew Sanchez
Aaron Torres
According to Trickie's twitter, Rosechu's Story will eventually continue - they're just dealing with a LOT of shit right now.
youtube.com
Lincoln Barnes
Jaxson Lee
>Trickie's twitter
I... didn't know that existed, I'll have to check it out! is she still trickie there?
Kayden Morales
>right now.
It's been years.
This is the end, my only friend, the end.
I am done posting for the Weekend of Pain. Enjoy the other threads, get in on Marville if you havent because holy shit.
Daniel Jackson
>forget to attach image
ONE JOB
Nicholas Gomez
What a fucking cliffhanger.
Evan Ross
Isaac James
Don't do this to my heart you bastard
Kayden Wood
twitter.com
Your dedication will not be forgotten
I'll say!
Luke Thompson
Thank you for your service user
Chase James
Caleb Collins
Someone post the copypasta about CWC and Hypercrisis.
Jason Allen
Cooper Hall
Josiah Gonzalez
Adrian Torres
Parker Murphy
You know, SYAC could be pretty good SoP material...
Jack Rivera
Or a whole dobson extravaganza.
Mason Lee
...
Dylan Harris
>>actual moment of badassery in a Sonichu related product
Even with Chris's original Zapdos face
Mason Garcia
>wasn't actually a character until Chris transgendered him
David Sanchez
You mean the one where they drink drain cleaner and die violently? Think that was a troll comic
Christian Taylor
What the fuck does that even mean.
Jonathan Brown
Gabriel Sanders
It's a bad quotation from Home Movies. Chris must have been watching it while drawing the Ivy specials, which would explain Coach McGirk as her dad.
Christopher Allen
It's the little things