THE GREATEST DEBATE

Hand bite or neck bite?

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Penis bite. His name is Penis Parker, after all.

Descendant of the King of Planet spider

Based and in favor of radioactive semen.

He should swallow the spider to get his powers desu.

Eating it.

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but then he'd have to swallow a bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside em.

Hand bite

There's a homosexual undertone to the neck bite which I'm not fond of.

Elaborate.

He's getting bit in the neck.
I don't have to explain myself.

Butt bite

>trying to get rid of his radioactive fly powers

Where do you think MCU Spidey got bit?

third option, dick bite, go do it

He got burnt by a radioactive iron.

Lmao, how the fuck is that gay? Fags don't have a monopoly neck bites you insecure fag. Are you one of those people who think blowjobs are gay?

Also, do you somehow find spiders sexual you fucking degenerate? Don't answer.

In a Stark Enterprises R&D lab, I'd wager. Tony Stark dubbed the experiment responsible Project PEEPEE.

James Cameron's script actually had Peter get bitten by a normal spider that had just eaten a radioactive fly.

neck

The Thousand vs Spiders-Man. Who wins?

Hand, it's in all comics. Amazing Spiderman movie is the only that went and made the spider bite the neck, so pointless

This

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Was Peter swallowed by an old lady to get the spider?

Seething fagfag.