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What is RPDR?
What is that monstrosity in that picture?

Annie please it's not safe to talk to strangers like that

In the last page Rey said Parley fought a 'Gurdig'.
Usually Tom only puts creatures from actual myth and legend in there, but I can't find anything online about this one.

Why would you post something like this?
You make me sad.
Please leave!

It's probably an anarchistic spelling of an obscure creature from some bullshit country.
Tom can't just use damn goblins, it's always something weird.

Yeah, but I am checking different kinds of spelling it and I'm looking through folk tale creatures from all over the world and I can't find anything.

"Surma, I mean Annie, we've been friends for years: it's ok to call me James, you know!"

"Ms Carver if you please, you creepy weirdo cuck."

The closest I've gotten so far are the scottish words gurry/gurrier
collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/gurry
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gurrier
The reason I think there might be something there is because despite the similarities, wiktionary and other sites don't connect the scottish word 'gurry' to the french word 'guere', so gurry might have its own etymological origin, which in turn might be connected to this gurdig thing, but that's pure speculation.
It's the closest thing I've found, though.

There's also this extremely obscure word that comes very close to gurdig:
books.google.de/books?hl=de&id=uPo0oB19gDUC&dq=gur scottish etymology&q=gurtog#v=snippet&q=gur&f=false
Gurtóg: Thick, clumsy girl
The meaning is off quite a bit, though.

>Thick, clumsy girl
Boy, I wish Annie was a gurtog

Tom is such a fucking hack fraud, he imagines himself an intellectual, but leaves inane comments under each of his pages.

gross
no fat chicks

Annie is a gurtog, the thickness is in her brain.

I think they meant bodily thick.

wouldn't that be T H I C C

Annie's mind: Thick (stupid, unintelligent)
Annie's body: not Thicc (voluptuous, enticing, well developed)
Future Annie: May become Thicc, will probably not stop being Thick.

Yes, dictionaries of old Irish words definitely used 'thicc' in 2006, my bad. I guess Annie is a gurtóg.
The first example they use to define the word is "I pity the man that'll marry that gurtóg!", which is definitely fitting to describe Annie.
Forest Annie, at least, Court Annie says 'sir' and is well behaved and good.

unlike forest annie who throws around the n-word ALOT

Fuck Forest Annie.
I liked her for a little bit when she was around Court Annie in the tunnels, but I think that was just Court Annie rubbing off on her.
Forest Annie is still terrible.

I hear Forest Annie gives handjobs in the grossest bathroom stall in the court

I heard nobody loves her.

I heard Loup cut off the worst aspects of Annie and forced it into an abomination and called it Forest Annie

I heard her 'friends' all hate her and are only nice to her because they're scared of her uncontrolled mutant freak fire powers.

This is practically cannon at this point.

I heard Forest Annie is a human trafficker in her free time

I heard she smuggles cocaine in her ass, too.

People don't actually like court annie, right?

I love Court Annie!
She's everything Forest Annie is not!

No.
People LOVE Court Annie!

I heard she plants child porn on the hard drives of people just for kicks.

Court Annie is
respectful
kind
smart
pretty
diligent
well behaved
cute
interesting
modest
generous
mature
beautiful

Court Annie is a delight and the reason for you to get out of bed each morning!

>literally just listing shit

I thought this would be a clever thing that would spell out "cuntface" or something but you disappoint probably because you are a retard and also gay

Disappointed that this wasn't an acronym.

I heard Forest Annie is such a slut that she plans to betray the court and all her friends who were so nice to pretend to care about her, just because Loup promised to fuck her.

I didn't want to force some bullshit in there just so it can read as an acronym. All of these are true and I didn't want to dilute it.

Court Annie is
>kind
>nice
>organized
>temperate
>likeable
>optimistic
>virtuous
>energetic
>responsible

I heard Forest Annie raped Jones

That's fun!
And she does love the knot!

Looks like some FAfags are stirring up shit again.
Tsk tsk.

what's a fafag

No, I'm a CAfag.
She can love the knot and not be a disgusting slut like Forest Annie.

FAfags truly have no shame.
Disgusting.

I hate Forest Annie!

Enough of your dirty lies.

I wish that disgusting whore Forest Annie didn't divide us like this!
Let's just unite in our love for Court Annie, user!

Neither is the real annie so no

The real Annie might be better than Forest Annie, but she is definitely worse than Court Annie.

I hope Forest Annie sacrifices herself and Court Annie remains

how many years until we meet the annie that never made it back to the court

2005

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I hope Forrest Annie sacrifices herself (to bare Loups children) and Court Annie remains (to raise them).

Fuck, bear.
That's enough shitposting for me today, I need to go to bed.

>Do you know which way is north, sir?
>Do you have a magnet in your pants? Because my compass needle keeps me pointed towards your hips.

>sir
I thought these two could barely stand one another, what happened?

I thought being formal and detached was Annie's coping mechanism for people she doesn't like.

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But she's formal and detached with everyone!

Exactly.

drag queen show

what if annie was thicc af

Disgusting.

I was informed the Rogat Orjak are also not based on any real folklore.

ruined

Just like her holes, amirite?

Cringe, sticc Annie is best

Yeah, but also stop with this 'cringe' shit.

This. The only people who should be cringing are annies friends and family.

*zimmy

Cringe

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NOICE!

That's kind of hilarious
I smiled out loud

Not canon. Annie is a virgin.

Jones is not human, so doesn't count

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I want to lick Annie's feet.

Get out of here, Kat!
Work on your robots!

>ywn taste Annie's toes

You've been very distracted lately and made a bunch of mistakes. I'm sure you're very excited by the twin Annies, we all know you have a secret crush on her, but do try to pull yourself together. You can indulge in your degeneracy after you've dealt with the Loup problem.

Why doesn't Kat just make some synthetic feet?

Why doesn't Annie just get a boyfriend?

she tried

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but she listened to dumb forest elves

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note panel 3 foreshadowing - and then Sareed gave her achewater, which led to

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What if Annie was dummy thicc?

Annie will live to be 60, until she dies of liver failure from all the achewater.

I'd stop reading this comic.

This is fucking boring. How the fuck can anyone enjoy this? It's like watching paint dry while someone is telling you about more interesting events that happened to someone somewhere else.

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Annie is pretty useless.

Rey sure has gotten uppity since becoming a familiar

Eh, if the shoe fits?

lossless crop version

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waifu2x'd

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transparent

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of course it could, Rey fit in there just fine.

Rey doesn't have a foot fetish!
That's silly!
Rey clearly just likes strong women and loves being dominated and .... actually, yeah a foot fetish would make a lot of sense, I guess...