"boo hoo my life sucks wah"

>"boo hoo my life sucks wah"

woah, what a great character, no wonder incels love him

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So boring

Poor bair, here's your (You).

Why doesn't he just set up a gofundme?

give a good reason why he's a good character without mentioning incel problems

Spider-Man was an incel for like 30 issues, and has since been a turbo-Chad.

he shoots web

he punched bad guys and doesn't afraid of anything

His resilience in the face of adversity and the fact that he tries to always try to do the right thing when his moral compass is tested, he's a timeless character.

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that's every superhero you retard, there's nothing unique about spider man except maybe his life problems which is why incels love him so much
he's a superhero for incels, and he's also a gay icon too, so spiderfags are not only incels but they're faggots as well

This. OP doesn’t know shit

You're trying a little too hard here, user. Spider-Man was, by far, Marvel's most popular character with everyone until the rise of the MCU. And even then he's coming back to the fore now that Disney has the rights to him again.

You might have some valid points but you need to be less autistic about it.

Based

the reality is that spider man is a garbage character and the only reason he gets to be near Batman or Superman is because virgins are the majority of his fanbase, and they love to self insert in his stories
what a lame ass character, the fact that he got to be the face of Marvel is the proof that we live in the wrong time line

Don’t samefag. It’s just sad

the majority of all comic book fans are virgins. what's your point?

Not the user youre responding too but you’re definiteoy trying too hard

>because virgins are the majority of his fanbase, and they love to self insert in his stories
Not sure how they can relate to a guy that has fucked at least 3 10s.

But that's the point. Spider-Man was for decades so popular that he was one of the few characters even normies knew and loved. You can't point to one of the most universally popular characters of the last 60 years and screech about how only virgins like him. You just look like an idiot.

I find spider-fags annoying too but you are trying too hard, OP.

>Dan Sloth makes parker a successful businessman
>spiderfags go apeshit and hate it
>Spencer comes in and specifically says in an interview "we're going to make his life miserable again"
>spidercucks love it

yeah, of course incels love him, they need his life to be miserable so they can relate to him
what a great character, his only good trait is that he has a terrible life

What's your endgame? Do you want us to say we hate Spider-Man?

That's a recent thing. He spent several decades married to a super model living a good adult life. It wasn't until Slott that he really was forced back into being a loser manbaby.

My problem is his rogues are fucking lame

Not even gonna give the (you). Spidey has the best rogues in all of comics ya dum dum

>INCEL INCEL INCEL
>KEK KEK KEK
>VIRGIN VIRGIN VIRGIN
No one gives a fuck. Go away.

>Dan Sloth makes parker a successful businessman
Yeah that was the issue.

I want you to recognize that he's a shit character that's only driven to popularity by tards who hate themselves

What part of "fucked 3 10s" did you misinterpret?

So you want to sit here all night yelling at people on a mongolian finger puppet forum, got it.

wrong, Batman has the best rogues in all of comics
Spider man has the poor man's Joker and a guy who has inverted colors or some shit

>poor man's Joker and a guy who has inverted colors or some shit
That's the flash user.

>dan slott makes Parker a successful business man

He didn’t though, the guy who stole his body did, the moment peter got his body back he fucked it up

i actually didn't read it so i don't care

This should be updated to have spider-man and the x-men

>i actually didn't read it
You didn't need to say that user we knew.

he has a big butt

What do you read user? Since your taste is so refined

The problem is the character is stuck between two giant corporations that are having pissing contests to see who can fuck with the other the most using Pete

a better moral compass than any other hero in his universe, He should ditch marvel and join the justice league

If I do, will you fuck off?

>he's also a gay icon too
Why is anyone still replying to you after you made your bait this obvious? Don't bump this shit thread

sorry it's just that there's something so faggy about a guy called spider man who's agile and has tights, which is why gays love to dress up as him

He catches thieves just like flies

You mean like that confirmed homosexual Batman who sleeps in the same bed as young boys?
Or Deadbpool? Who...well actually Deadpool is bi so I don't know where I'm going with that.
Wolverine's gay too.

the robins are gay, not batman

Batman won't kill Joker because he loves his big clown cock.
He runs around with his underwear on the OUTSIDE. Not even that gay dude Spider-Man did that.
Also his whole reasoning for being a superhero is because one dude killed his parents and he can't get the fuck over it. What a bitch.

Actually, he doesn't complain as much as he should.

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>Underwear on the OUTSIDE
That would mean Superman is gay, too though

How many superheroes AREN'T gay?

Goddamn it I love Spider-Man so much

>>Dan Sloth makes parker a successful businessman
Get the fuck out of here with this shit bait.

I'm just fucking with that one idiot OP who apparently baited the whole thread.
Like it's real fucking easy to shit on any character is you focus on one thing and keep repeating it.

Except he’s an anti incel, because unlike you he sees the problems in his life, recognizes them, and seeks to reconcile them.

Your uncle diddle you in a Spidey outfit or something?

>Goddamn it I love Spider-Man so much

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Would you rather you want us to love America Chavez or Captain Marvel instead?

It’s nice to see you’re having fun though, read the story time of pain, it’s a pretty solid start if you want ammunition for this thread

I know, but when you put it that way, a LOT of superheroes are gay. Hulk is practically every weirdo turbo-sub gay man's dream, a giant, angry man with a giant green cock who would probably fuck you, Thor is basically just a male model, Ice Man is Ice Man, The Human Torch basically becomes a flaming naked guy whenever he does the flame on thing. How many heroes could you bullshit a reason for being gay? I mean, the Green Arrow's old costume was pretty gay, right?

>First am called an incel for liking Spider-Man
>Next am called a Suoybuoy

You're not making much sense dude

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incels and sois go hand in hand

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there's only two gay icons, Robin and Spider Man

He does whatever a spider can.

>He does whatever a spider can.

except shoot webs, he needs a gadget for that

Man, looks like this Batfag's in a mood today. Bitter about PS4 Spidey outselling your precious "deep" Arkham game?

>I want anonymous strangers to validate my opinions, or else I'll spend all night crying about them.

Man, you lead a very sad life.

Been a lot of bait threads recently more than usual any reason why

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No he didn't. Dude made a deal with the devil, and he can't get over losing is Aunt. Her death might hurt, but death is part of life. The old one day will leave us, but rather than crying over it, remember them for the things they left us; wisdom, love, encouragement.