Story Time of Pain Mark Millar

Hey Yea Forums.
It's time for a Mark Millar Triple Pack!
Let's read!

Unfunnies
Trouble
Nemesis

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All at the same time!

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dear god no

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why would you do this

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It's a ground breaking storytime system I developed allowing delivery of comics at three times efficiency.

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Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

This is the one and only 2 page spread across every issue of all 3 comics. It gets it's own stand alone image.

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Ha ha silly OP, you can't fit all of those in one threa-
What the hell? The madman figured out how! We're doomed!

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With this process, I can storytime 3 pages a minute. If I had a pass, that would allow 6 pages a minute. Ground breaking story time technology here.

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Trouble is actually an alright romance comic

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But the weekend of pain starts tomorrow, and..... Eh, whatever.

LET'S GO!

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Oh it does? I just saw several other threads going so dived in thinking I had timezones mixed up.

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Op how u doing this? with some program? or did u manually make all this images?

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Unfunnies issue ended a bit early so placeholder image.

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Do the other two end on the same page, or will this end up with us hitting the "jackpot" on a Mark Millar slot machine?

I love Trouble, because it ruins Peter's relationship with MJ and Gwen, thus making Felicia Best Girl by default. No Oedipus with her.[/spoler]

There are programs that do it. You can download one or use a website. Overall it was pretty fast. The time it took added to the time to storytime is still shorter than doing them all normal.

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Manual, I remember him talking about taking the time to make this 2 years ago.

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Gave Nemesis 3 pages of its own there since the other two ended sooner.

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It's a ground breaking storytime system I developed allowing delivery of comics at three times efficiency.
I don't know if I should be happy or sad about this.

I may have misunderstood what he meant by manual. If he meant something like a program that did all pages at once then yeah manual. If he meant made the pages by hand instead of uploading 3 pages that a program then outputted a triple image then that.

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Why do you hate life op?

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Maybe others will use it for other long form storytimes. Who knows? But for now, there's only Mark Millar.

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ok this is epic

Everyone able to read the images well?

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This is so bizarre reading them like this. It's like a fever dream....

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Three Nemesis pages to round out the issue.

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Holy shit, what the fuck are you doing. Why would you do this to us? Did we do something wrong?

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YOU NEED TO STOP THIS OP!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DARK FORCES YOU'RE MESSING WITH!

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The art contrasts between the three make this so bizarre.

Place holder image since one issue finished early.

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>Trouble
The story would be meh if it wasn't for the names

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YOU MADMAN!

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Yes

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Good to hear.

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was this the weakest fukcing suicide bomb ever?

You know, this right here makes me think about how The Unfunnies could have been good.

It's a good idea on paper but it was done poorly.

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Why do you hate us?

Because you were born.

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And this marks the end of Unfunnies.

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We send off Nemesis with another triple page.

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Only Trouble left.

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And that's the end of our Mark Millar triple pack story time.

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Why the fuck would they not just kill the sucker then and there, or at least break his limbs?

Thank you and curse you.

This was like the three headed Cerberus at the entrance to the hell of the Weekend of Pain.

I'd never read Trouble before, now I wish I never did.
Fuck you

It was a wild ride. A terrible wild ride.

What was the point of writing May being a complete whore?

Thanks OP.
Good way to start the weekend.

Some people said it wasn't possible. user proved them wrong

And everyone said it shouldn't be done.

Requesting a drawfag draw this.

Please god no.

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I feel like Unfunnies is the worst comic I ever read. Anyone in this thread confirm/deny?

>ywn find where OP lives so you can kill him
>ywn find where Mark Millar lives so you can kill him also

it's not fair bros

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This is like a preview of that Millarverse thing I heard about long back. The beginning of the Mark Millar Cinematic Universe.

This page gets me everytime

hehe

Which one?

Can't you just stab me in the balls or something instead?

Nemesis is genuinely a decent comic. It is autistic how Millar is chastised for the things Brian K. Vaughan and Garth Ennis do to a far worse degree.

Garth Ennis gets shit too. Crossed especially.

So the weekend of pain is in full swing.

Jezus... is this like watching all the Transformers movies at once, and finding those odd moments where they all get silent because Bay is making the same film over and over?

Presumably the one on the right with its infamous reaction face.

Everyday we stray further away from god's light.

>Porn music plays over all three scenes
How does Millar do it?

Kind of nice to get the classics finished early for new ones, and done in a unique manner.

If Miller had worked with Morrison it would have. Hell you can see bits of him floating around all ready. All it needs some refinement and occult word vomit coupled with a toning and refining of the edginess.

Just finished Millar's run on The Authority and it soured my opinion of the entire series. I will never understand his popularity.

Is it that time of year already? Fuck

OP is actually Mark Millar

Triple the content, triple the pain. OP, you might be some sort of diabolical madman.

Nemesis overdoes the capable villain who always wins to the point where it's just obnoxious and disheartening, The Unfunnies could have been a neat exploration of lighthearted series that take a turn for the serious and edgy (or even one of the nature of creator and creation), while Trouble just seems like a bad idea that had no real reason to exist in the first place.

OP is mad, bad and dangerous to know

Nemesis is simply "What if DC's Batman were evil and turned on Gordon?".

After this do the modern Snagglepuss where he gets dragged before the House Un-American Activities Committee. And yes, it’s real.

Does he usually hate Batman?

wat

THERE IT IS
HE SAID THE THING

you're fucking legendary user

OH LORD ITS THE TRIPLE FEATURE.

>end with a pic of him
Fucking 10/10

>Bucky Barnes
So if I'm not mistaken, this was Mark Millar's attempt at trying to integrate Troubled into Ultimate continuity instead of 616 continuity.
It still doesn't work, Aunt May is too old to have given birth to Peter Parker as a teenager, both in 616 and in Ultimate.

Great Ceasar's Ghost!

WHAT THE FUCK

Are you Desaad? Only he could devise such groundbreaking new ways to inflict pain.

best panel itt

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I always thought it was supposed to just be a stand alone story not tied to anything.

Millar is easy mode.

YOU FOOL, YOU'LL DESTROY US ALL

Originally Marvel insisted that it would totally be the origin of Spider-Man, but there was too much backlash.

I hate you OP, I hate you with all my heart for giving us this hell. I pray God has mercy on your soul for this intollerable sin

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Three of the worst comics I have ever read.

RISE

>Dobson triumphant

>page 10
YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF THAT EASILY

NO, NO NO NO, THIS CANT BE HAPPENING, IM IN CHARGE HERE

You son of a bitch

>Next time
> TEN COMICS AT ONCE

i dont get the ending of nemesis

so did Pussywhiskers ever get his wife pregnant or not?

Oh my god this is horrible

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

DEAR GOD YES

Bump to extend everyone's suffering

>this issue's title is obscured by Angro, The World's Most Pissed-Off Bird

I hate you OP

It could've been good, with some work. The weak art hurts it a lot, but I think all the cartoon characters being unlikeable hurts it more. The overall story needs work too. Occultism sure, but just fucking e-mailing the cartoon characters? What?

Wasted Potential: A Mark Millar Story

*Three Mark Millar Stories

You are a fucking legend. Thanks and fuck you, OP.

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>Couldn’t bit a Spider-Man comic
What fucking continuity is Trouble in anyways?

>47 times?
Jesus mays a turbo whore

It has been cast into the void of not canon to anything. No universe will have it.

Seconding this request

The lettering makes it look like ultimate, but regardless it makes no sense in any continuity other than maybe the MCU

what have you fucking done

Trouble the movie adaptation when?

This is why we can't have nice things.

How is Mark Millar so successful after making these three comics?

It has to be fate that Trouble and Nemesis line up like this.

Can't believe Nemesis rigged May's womb to explode!

are you grant morrison?

On its own? Maybe.
But it's kind of impossible to view it without the knowledge that it's supposed to be Aunt May.

>Mark Millar wrote that Face it, Tiger page
>he thought it was clever
>Marvel's editors allowed it
I'll never understand how this happened.

>edgy batman
>implied prison rape
>sexualized pre-teen
Is this the worst trio of covers of all time?

>Sonichu
>Pain
What happened to this place? That's pure kino right there.

Because they make his other comics look good

Wasn't Nemesis piloting that plane? How exactly did he survive this?

I don't see how we can possible escalate the Mark Millar storytime of pain gimmicks after this.

All of these riddles suck, Nemesis you hack.

Nemesis is the worst of these three by a significant margin.

It's real and it's great. Not so much the art though, but at least the writing is

So this is what getting spitroasted feels like.

Alright. Ill say it.

I like Nemesis.

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You're a monster, OP.

Why would you want to escalate this?

That IS one angry bird

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THIS IS HIS FACE
WHILE HE'S FUCKING US IN THE ASS

I'd be angry too if I was in this comic.

this is what happens when you have no editorial oversight

HE SAID IT

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Do you feel in charge, Mr user?

Only if we get to see full penetration

THREE TIMES THE PAIN, BRILLIANT!
GIVE IT TO ME, YOU SADISTIC BASTARD!

And to think I hesitated.

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you're a monster

I hate you.
I love you.
I want you to die and go to Heaven.
I want you to live forever.

This is what happens when you're Mark Millar

i can't tell if you're an idiot, brilliant, or both

2/3rds of the unholy trinity in one!

I can't wait...

Wait WHAT

I have to admit, the fake-out here was pretty fun.

I remember an user doing all 3 at the sane tme, but it wasn't during the storytime of pain.

It's kind of funny how these 3 pages are put together.
>several people graphically shot dead
>funeral of a child
>"You're cheating on Ben?"

I own all of these. Should I feel bad? Unfunnies I got out of a 25 cent bin so no one else would be subjected to it. I actually bought Trouble and Nemesis when they came out.

I do not like his photos, user. Their smug aura mock me.

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RISE

Madman

At 3 different companies?

The photo fits so well alongside these comics. It serendipitous.

Finishing the storytime with his photo ended it on the perfect note.

I guess I can understand getting them when you didn't know about them but why do you still have them and keep them in your home?

why wouldnt you? this is MST3K "manos and the hands of fate" level bad. its so awestrucking that its kinda cool to have and show people occasional "wow... this existed..." and laugh together

THE CROW WAS SUCKING A COCK FOR A REASON.

You aren't dying yet.

I'm impressed, worried and disappointed at the same time

best page of all three series

Because it has no dialogue?

ya, and its kinda pretty

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bruh

All that bullshit about "stress positions" and "waterboarding?" Nah. THIS is the technique they use to get confessions at GITMO.

Have any other storytimes of pain had gimmicks like this one?

I'm also going to request pic of this as Cerberus

It also spared us from Nemesis and Unfunnies for a brief moment.