Wrapping up Issue #8 and continuing further
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Story Time Weekend of Pain Sonichu #2
Brandon Ramirez
Jack Robinson
Joshua Perry
Anthony Jenkins
Lincoln Turner
Samuel Morales
Carson Gray
What I absolutely love about this madness is that this innocently starts out as a silly, naive Pokemon/Sonic fancomic by a autistic idiot and slowly but surely mutates into a vessel for his sexual frustations and crude, impotent revenge fantasies. This will never stop being funny to me.
Kayden Phillips
Julian Butler
>beach episode
aw yeah
Robert Russell
The first revenge fantasy was drawn in 2004
I was a middle schooler when Chris was fantasizing about killing his dean.
Bentley Jackson
Jack Walker
Dylan Reyes
RIP Ryan and Sarah
Aiden Taylor
Now on Wii, but never ever on Hex-box
Luke King
Issue #8 ends with an apology for removing things that I showed you anyway.
But do take care to practice safe sex.
James Flores
Now onward, into the 10th straight hour of posting
Issue #9
Parker Nelson
>Bionic trying to dunk a basketball
Based
Gavin Foster
Anthony Turner
Nolan Ross
>some madman is posting Mark Millars greatest hits simultaneously
Jaxon Thompson
>10th straight hour of posting
Damn user. Thanks for your commitment to storytiming this masterpiece!
Kevin Moore
Benjamin Price
David Lee
>Blackie-boo
>BLACKIE-BOO
>BLACKIE
>FUCKING
>BOO
Jonathan Moore
that's some masturbator hands right there
Lucas Lewis
Oh shit, I forgot this was Ivys debut.
Charles Morales
Jaxon Flores
Lincoln Perez
FUCKING CARTMAN
Aiden Nguyen
William Lee
Kevin Butler
Eli Gutierrez
Daily reminder Chris thought it was a good idea to bring his father to his first date
Samuel Carter
Bob had undeniable experience impregnating females.
Parker Sullivan
Nathaniel Hughes
Angel Allen
When CWC triggers /biz/, the fuck is with this monetary system?
Joshua Sanders
Alexander Barnes
From what I remember Bob was the one actually engaging with the girl while Chris just sat there doing whatever.
Ryan Foster
>quarters
>base 10
who the fuck knows.
Aiden Williams
>oh great
>what?
>our mayor sent me another picture of his duck
Joseph Robinson
Hunter Flores
Kevin Robinson
Benjamin Thomas
He wanted money shaped like his initials, thats what.
Chase Baker
Jackson Harris
Eli Flores
Daily reminder that Chris was/is an undersocialized autistic guy literally incapable of imagining how others might perceive him. As hilarious as it is to make fun of his shitty judgment, he has a legit disability and the internet has made him ten times worse
Elijah Cooper
Brayden Morales
Oliver White
FREEDOM
R
I
E
S
Ryan Morris
Landon Sanders
> :)
Isaiah Martin
Friendly reminder that was an actual thing
Nolan Russell
>was supposed to chat with the nigglette
>ditched her for a sheep
>which he then ditched for Angelica
Luke Peterson
Oh I know. Burger through and through.
Easton Mitchell
Owen Foster
Noah Powell
I will post the answer key later, so take it seriously.
Isaiah Collins
>Their teacher just randomly dying in a car crash
>Clyde being the only one to fail the test
Josiah Jones
The teacher was one of his irl gal pals/a troll
RIP Billy Mays.
Jonathan Hall
It's further worth mentioning that it wasn't just a random crash, the truck that killed her was Optimus Prime.
Julian Lewis
Easton Howard
Oh hey, you remember Sonichu, the main character?
Wyatt Jones
I'm gonna need a source on that one, Chief not that it isn't something Chris would do. Also, why is Angelica sleeping with some rando she just met? She lives in a fucking church for crying out loud
Robert Green
Oliver Harris
>why is any rosechu acting like a slut
user...
Aaron Watson
Chris is straight
Jonathan Fisher
Easton Cruz
Levi Watson
Robert Brooks
Wyatt Walker
Everyone please take a good look at the bottom panel; read it, analyze it, and came to the horrible realization.
Noah Evans
Owen Green
>the kids
Did I just gloss over a block of text earlier? When the fuck did they have kids?
Christian Hall
hahahahahahahahAHAHAH what a fucking mess
Leo Hughes
This. Rereading the comic is very telling in a lot of ways.
Carson Bennett
I mean it's not like it wasn't written all over the wall. Chris was wearing his mom's underwear and drinking his "Navy" long before the trolls had any influence on him
Jason Long
they've had kids since Issue #3 when the chaotic combo were introduced. Chris just failed at explaining it properly and they aren't characters for ages.
Carson Hughes
Logan Smith
Evan Moore
Wyatt Lee
>a fucking Autobot
Jonathan Hall
>almost every Jerkop in this page is black
What did Chris mean by this?
Grayson Harris
Chris loves transformers and the bayformers movie was only a year old at that time.
His irl car is an autobot in his mind.
Adam Wright
Aaron Russell
Henry Turner
Connor Lewis
Austin Price
Mason Ward
Henry Evans
Joshua Gonzalez
Owen Lopez
Asher Richardson
Gavin Clark
Isaac Morales
These attack names are on par with current official pokemon.
Jace Howard
Jordan White
Matthew Fisher
David Hernandez
Thomas Cruz
Hey, Ivy! I'm doing this video for yoooou! Oh, we are gonna have so much fun together when you and I are together! Hmmm! You know, my mommy and I, my, my family and I will come and meet you at the airport. And you know, your choice so, take you to your hotel or, uh, bring you back to...my house, hmmm. I mean, uh, you know, we'd be hanging around so much and sharing so many fondful memories.
Hmm. And you know, I few, I know a few good places in Charlottesville, you know, I think it's, you know, I'll take you there, we'll get some good things to eeeeeat, and we’ll hang ooouut. We’ll have so much fun. We’ll, uh, have a good time together, you know. I know a place that serves some great smoothies. Uh, yeah, the cafe, in Charlottesville. Good place. Serves good smoothies! And you know, we can enjoy a movie in the theater, or in, at home, or watch a television rerun. Family Guy! Heh. Family Guy! Or, uh, I Love Lucy or I got some, I got the entire series of Gilligan's Island, hmmm. Hoo-hoo! Hmm, and we can make some music together on Guitar Hero. Hmmm. Well, you can sing, I got a microphone. I'm thinking about getting drums. [Makes a drum sound]
Hmmm, yeah. And you know, I will see you in the, I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together. Hmmm, I'll do you so many, I'll, I’ll do my best to pleasure you and keep you satisfied, my sweetest Ivy, just for you. Just for you! Hmmm! I know a number of good positions and massages, hmm. Hmmm. And, you know, I know a number, uh, places we could walk around at, you know. We could walk about the mall! We could walk about the UVA grounds! Good places where there's plenty of green and sunlight.
Caleb Brooks
Michael Sanchez
Jack Wilson
Leo Sanders
>I am already going out with a good cowboy. :)
Matthew Nguyen
Chase Morales
I wonder if it was Kenichi Smith
Kevin Lewis
Isaiah Collins
God I miss the Pussy Wagon
Luke Moore
Jonathan Scott
Kayden White
Leo Murphy
Kevin King
Lets see, we got
>TFA Prowl ripoff
>Bumblebee ripoff
>Arcee ripoff
>Blaster ripoff
Son-Chu is the only one I can't directly tie to an existing Autobot but if I had to guess probably TFA Sentinel or Rodimus
Jayden Butler
>he and Barb put 260,000 miles on that car
Ian Davis
oh, and RIP panda halo.
This issue has been brutal.
Nolan Richardson
Dylan Brooks
>It took hours for Bob to explain the basic geography of Australia and it's relation to Virginia and he still wasn't sure if Chris understood him
John Diaz
Nolan Sanders
Lincoln Myers
Cooper Taylor
>Liquid Chris is a rock type
There's just so much, ever reading is new in a way.
Justin Perry
Ryder Green
Andrew Ward
Samuel Moore
Caleb Ross
Connor King
Brandon Young
Tyler Powell
Grayson Barnes
>its likely that Chris Chan once tried to do a Curse-ye-hame-ha so hard he shit himself
Aiden Carter
James Ward
Jonathan Hughes
RIP Ivy
Nathan Nguyen
Asher Ortiz
>getting strangled and hung by an elevator cord
Jesus that's brutal, where the fuck did Chris come up with this?
William Robinson
It's so bizarre how he'd switch girlfriends and not even write out the previous ones, like they'd die or go missing off-screen or some shit.
I know the behind the scenes shit that went on but that bugged me.
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Eli Collins
alright general question time
What's gonna happen at this Year's Bronycon, the last one ever where voice actors and other show staff will be present and Chris will be selling shit
What are you general expectations for 2020 and the 2020's in general
When will barb die and what will happen in the months following her death
Lincoln Martin
>Another online romance, but better... with Telephone Conversations. Ivy and I were entwined within our relationship for about 3 months; it was good. Then later on, when I was talking to a detective on the case of finding my Trolls and seeing justice done unto them, he looked into Ivy and her family; found NOTHING on them, even her father who was a Police Officer. Then in a mental quandary and confusion, I stopped talking to Ivy for a few months. She called me one last time after the time; I still felt confused. Then I hear from Vivian that Ivy committed suicide by hanging.
Austin Young
I almost want to go to this Bronycon. I used to be pretty into it and seeing Chris at its death would be something.
I expect a foreclosure on their home before barb dies.
Jackson Sanchez
Gabriel Turner
Brody Rogers
Matthew Roberts
>the next issue will be only about Sonichu
>I promise
Christopher Richardson
That's Issue #9
How did you do on the exam?
Dominic James
Issue #10
the last before the long hiatus began.
I think I need some coffee.
Robert Ramirez
David Collins
Hudson Stewart
Michael Johnson
Nice to see Blake not job for once
Gavin Butler
Wyatt Mitchell
Luis Bennett
Carson Perry
Oh
Ohhhhhh
Brandon Bell
Samuel Hill
James Taylor
Leo Cooper
Jose Evans
Zachary Walker
Chris that's rape by deception
Evan Nguyen
He's also cucking himself since future him would know about it and allowed it to happen.
Isaac Howard
Jaxon Perez
>You mean the Chais Emeralds
Kayden Sanchez
Shit that's true.
Eli Miller
Jacob Ward
Where do you think moot kept the sky cage?
Levi Anderson
Reminder that Chris managed to unlock every achievement for LBP except the achievement for playing with a friend
Luke Bell
Ryan Kelly
Gabriel Bailey
Dominic Collins
Kevin Gonzalez
How many true loves has he switched through just in this arc?
Jacob Smith
Only
About
Sonichu
Charles Brown
I love the actual shot of his hand in there for no reason. Guy's a master at being funny by accident.
Benjamin Price
This was the time when Chris fell for literally every troll putting on falsetto and thought they were his sweetheart true love
Gavin Hill
Luke Turner
Tyler Harris
They'd also literally send him different pics every time and pretend to be famous actresses and he'd still fall for it.
Christopher Flores
>out of context thread
Cooper Sullivan
Dylan Smith
Adrian Morgan
A couple years ago Chris met Adam Stackhouse and forgave him for the parappa thing.
Brody Thomas
Hunter Ortiz
Alexander Johnson
going from unfunnies to this is a trip, but im pretty sure this is more unstable
Isaac Thomas
This is the song he chose to destroy Yea Forums
William Scott
Brody Baker
rip zordon
Jordan Collins
Only
About
Sonichu
Jacob Gutierrez
Chris sure hated those gays
Nathaniel Walker
Jeremiah Bennett
Matthew Jones
>the most romantic plot in the comic
Carter Brown
Sebastian Myers
Justin Turner
Kevin Williams
Julian Torres
>Every last one of those people could have done a lot more with their lives
>Since this chapter was released, I'm still here
I just got burned by fucking Chris of all people
Juan Parker
Respect xer pronoun choices.
Connor Bailey
>forgot I had auto on
>failed to kek at user
>am still here too
Matthew Rodriguez
Guessing Christine walked this one back
Chase Perez
Theres some drama the Reldnahc later.
Parker Hill
Samuel Gonzalez
Yo there any porn of that Skunk chick?
Christopher White
Cameron Richardson
Zachary Jenkins
Elijah Gonzalez
Xavier Parker
Aaron Sullivan
Asher Morris
Austin Williams
Jaxon Flores
>I could have done this anytime i wanted
Carter Howard
Robert Ramirez
Lucas Cooper
Remember pirating ps3 games to play on the hex box = bad. pirating hex box games to play on the ps3 = good.
Joshua White
Brandon Adams
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Gavin Smith
Landon Evans
Nolan James
Aiden Edwards
Gavin Turner
Grayson Torres
Bentley Torres
Austin Kelly
Nolan Morris
Reminder that this issue will focus entirely on SONICHU CANON and not waste time with things related to Chris and the trolls.
Eli James
Brayden Fisher
Evan Reyes
Thomas Anderson
Eli Baker
Nathan Smith
Luis Gutierrez
Isaac Young
Jaxon Sanchez
Brandon White
Grayson Turner
Carson Anderson
Have any of you actually gone out of your way to read all of this? Besides OP.
Bentley Sullivan
Oliver Garcia
There are probably anons who have watched all the videos and listened to the phone calls, read the irc logs.
There's so much Christory out there.
Ryan Sullivan
Social justice in cwcville
Angel Morris
Alexander Robinson
Henry Williams
Benjamin Cook
Asher Rodriguez
Jacob Hall
Jaxson Foster
Carson Roberts
Justin Rivera
Jaxson Perry
Jace Ward
Yes, I'm pretty knowledgeable on Sonichu Lore.
Jordan Murphy
This part was especially messed up
Jose Sullivan
Christian Kelly
>what Chris Chan feels people deserve when they warp another persons intellectual property for perverse reasons.
Grayson Edwards
It doesn't matter how often he does it, I can't get over the sheer walls of text in every other page.
Ryan Smith
William Powell
Father of the year
Juan Cruz
Brody Myers
UUUU
Matthew Peterson
In the end, Chris and friends were the REAL jerkops.
Gabriel Butler
Dylan Johnson
Brody Diaz
Remember that Sonichu and Rosechu get something like $3500 EACH per month straight out of the pockets of the CWCville taxpayer
Landon Fisher
Speaking of CWCville it has a homeless population of around 10,000
Luke Myers
And that is Issue #10
much like Chris after this issue I will take a long hiatus so I can sleep.
14 hours of posting is rough.
Will be back at it tomorrow morning with Issue #11 in a new thread.
Shits going to get weird.
Samuel Campbell
Oh, and, remember to respect to author of the original work.
Dominic Allen
Godspeed, man. Rest well.
Brandon Robinson
Thanks, hope you don't have bad dreams from this.
Brayden Jackson
Does anybody remember the name of the guy who made insane Sonic videos with, like, baby Sonic characters in school and shit? Sonic fucking the squirrel guy with giant asses? pls respond, can't find it for shit
Isaac Murphy
>10th straight hour of posting
That's the true pain in this storytime
Bentley Richardson
Reminds me of this.
Grayson Miller
>forgave
I think you mean "got over it." You can't forgive someone who never wronged you in the first place.
William Taylor
doing gods work
Ayden Hernandez
This begs for a snap-cut to current day Christine.
Wyatt Howard
Mad respect, user. Thanks for the comicdump.
The comics after issue 10 feel impenetrable.
Blake Harris
The greatest issue of them all
Easton Watson
For anyone looking for a comprehensive look into Chris.
youtube.com
Caleb Peterson
I thought I knew everything, but from watching these I realised there were a few things here and there I missed. It is crazy to think the most documented person in history is Chris-chan
Angel Williams
Sounds like Tamers12345.
Nolan Rogers
new thread thread that is new fucking duplicate reply
Justin Clark
What the hell is the tune to this? I'm not asking for complete sheet music, but SOMETHING...
Blake Wilson
And one Gamestop employee
Dylan Watson
In his heart, right next to the little girl he wanted to be.
Alexander Price
Luke Bennett
The sheer balls to defend your crappy update schedule like this...
Thomas Morris
I'd forgotten just how fucked up this scene was
William Harris
is this what a psychic golden shower looks like?
Owen Brooks
nice detailed camel toe illustration
Lincoln Jackson
did this comic really have so many fans in real life or are these people simply figments of the author's imagination?
Nolan Price
the chris chan documentary has 40K+ views.
Blake Kelly
I think a lot of them are ironic
Dominic Bailey
Hatsune Miku's Love is War.
Aaron Johnson
The last one is actually a TFA Soundwave ripoff.
Jacob Gutierrez
bamp