Are you fucking kidding me?

>boards.fireden.net/co/thread/106442872/#106443102
MONKEY PAW! And I recall making a similar complain years ago

Is it finally CyborgArmAnon's time to shine??

It better. Too many white people in that movie for my taste.

He was built for this role.

You're not wrong but you know, autists gonna autists. Plus it could work with the right director.

Good. Maybe Mr.Arrow can live and that shitty dog can die.

B-but Yea Forums told me flops wouldn't get remakes.

Any bets on who's going to be turned black? My money's on either Jim's mom or Silver, who then romances Jim's mom if she's white.

Could Alfred Molina pull off an accent? I can't think of any other portly, but suave dramatic actors.

Jim and Jim’s mom

The rock guy is definitely going to be played by a black guy. Probably Idris Elba. Or the catgirl captain could be black too.

>inb4 captain Amelia gets casted as a black woman because red hair

lol next will be .. home on the range. then finding nemo will be rebooted. then lilo and stitch will get a love action

Hahaha, yes! I was hoping for this!

The fucking robot is a sudden and unneeded tonal shift for no reason. At the very least minimize the role.

Too bad all the stuff that matters in the film will be soulless.

Here's hoping for a Kingdom Hearts Cinematic Universe that actually tries to fix it's source material the best it can.

>Kingdom Hearts
>fixing anything

Kingdom Hearts is peak autistic clusterfuck

I'm convinced there are higher-ups at Disney trying to shut down their animation department. Disney is making more live-action remakes than animated movies at this point.

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At least from what I heard the manga does try to do it's own tongue-in-cheek thing.
Too bad it'll be impossible to salvage KH3 as a manga.

That website always do fake news

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>movie that bombed is going to get a live-action remake that will bomb

Why?

Dude, they have Black Cauldron slated for a live action remake. As in, Black Cauldron, the movie that was so financially unsuccessful and critically panned that Disney majorly pretends it didn't happen.

NOTHING is safe.

>A new generation of kids will get to experience treasure planet and bring attention to the original classic, nice.
On that note i REALLY hope the CGI is implemented well and i doesn't end up looking like a doctor who Christmas special.
With the moon harbor the alien designs there is so much that can go wrong.
And for the love of god Disney keep Jim and Silvers dynamic the same, their relationship was one of the best change from the source material and made the movie really stand on it's own.

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On one hand I'd totally dig John Silver
On the other, terrifying uncanny valley CGI Amelia

That's actually a really good idea. I'd love it if they focus on lesser appreciated properties to bring the previous animated production back into the public's eye. Too bad it's fake.

>wegotthiscovered
Fake news

They could conceivably remake it in 3D.
It'd just be a medieval Zootopia.

Treasure Planet has a really rushed pace so one of Disney's bloated remakes might improve the story a bit.
I still won't watch it.

Maybe it'll at least mean we get a blu-ray release.

This is Disney. This is what they do. Who is surprised at all?

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This one and Atlantis will work to be honest. They were poorly marketed and became cult classics years later, Giving them the live action treatment could breathe new life into them but would be more expensive to make.

cant wait to see a 6 foot tall real cat lady

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Honestly has the most potential to actually be good as a live action

If it's not still Emma Thompson they can all go to Hell.

I swear to Christ if they fuck her up

Apparently the females of her race impregnate the males, is that true?

Will they make a remake of the Great Mouse Detective which is just a regular Sherlock Holmes movie where he is really small?

She's the one thing they'll stop at nothing TO fuck up
Imagine the supernova of rage if they turned her into a black human

I remember from another thread, it was either a live-action Mulan or Little Mermaid, one user posted
>well at least my favorite film (Treasure Planet) is too obscure to be bastardized
My my my how the tables have turned. Hubris, son. Have you learned nothing from the Greeks?

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Maybe they'll just go back to drawing board and make a Book of Three adaptation so they can milk the sequel potential of a Chronicles of Prydain series

Just wait for the Live action Home on the Range or whatever they're not Madagascar was...
Followed by the live action Song of the South.

I'm just holding onto the good days while Hercules and Emperor's New Groove aren't adapted

she a filthy dog lover and thats hot

>no one's posted the comic yet

Come on, take one for the team

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blame the people who paid too see a worse version a movie with meat puppets

>Disney owns the rights to Titan AE

Potential?

there's a comic? post it

It was called Tomorrowland.

I actually wanted a live-action Treasure Planet, as in actor with makeup instead of CGI..
Also I want a live action Ratatouille...I mean, I know Disney execs are here, diop as Collette, Cera as Alfredo, Goodman as Gustav, Ramsey as Egon...

I
WANT A MOMENT TO BE REAL

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the real question is, whos gonna be the gay, Jim or John?

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hmmmm

nah

>men at sea (so to speak)
better question is who WON'T be knocking on the back door

Holding my breath for the live action Tigger Movie

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Silver was already black

WANNA TOUCH THINGS I DON'T FEEL

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The crab, he's a bad guy

>Even the failures aren't safe? What the fuck even?
My theory about these remakes is that they really want Disney+ to be the true Netflix killer, all these live-action movies are going to be their answer to the "Original" Netflix content, whatever they do good or bad at the Box Office, they'll have dozens of almost brand new blockbusters exclusive to their streaming service and that's how they'll recoup the loses.

>Treasure Planet killed 2d Disney
>now Treasure Planet will kill liveaction Disney
Based Treasure Planet, taking one for the team.

Should have been Atlantis it already has people of color so the sjw won't ask for change and the /pol/acks won't rage.

they cant, Kida take out her clothers to swim and flirts with a guy, they cant handle that

user, they can always turn somebody randomly black. Always.

Honestly, this one shouldn’t bug me that much. But it’s Disney and they managed to fuck up Star Wars.

I figured it was a copyright thing. Live action remakes are cheaper than litigation, make money back, and due to their nature and Disney's bullshit lock in the copyrights for another 100 years or whatever.

Well...

youtube.com/watch?v=U_O8DN1CY_E

I feel personally insulted, FUCK.

Yes, as they should.

I can't wait to feel a rush of emotion for the first seconds of The Gospel Truth but have it all dissipate as I realize I'm watching a tasteless, generic, sterile version of the original.
Watching the bastardization of I Won't Say I'm in Love, Zero to Hero, Go the Distance etc will prolly kill me inside I'm not even memeing. I won't handle the terrible unnatural CG or the forced unnatural everything.

SERIOUSLY HOW DID ALADDIN MAKE ALMOST A BILLION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>SERIOUSLY HOW DID ALADDIN MAKE ALMOST A BILLION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They're never going to stop, are they?

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No, they won't. Not until every animated property has been adapted to live-action garbage.
Then maybe they can get some ideas lmao JUST KIDDING THE ENTIRE FROZEN TRILOGY IN LIVE ACTION TAKE IT, FUCKING EAT IT ALL

>I Won't Say I'm in Love, Zero to Hero, Go the Distance etc
I heard that Mulan's remake won't have music. At least you won't hear them get butchered!

how the fuck you make mulan without I'll Make A Man Out Of You?

But this was predicted some years back. It their trend, and it's at its early stage. Why do you care so much? It's not like it's an animated remake? Not even being facetious right now.

unironically glad for the Mulanfags who will get a semi-original thing with it.
Hopefully Disney doesn't fuck it up, even if there's some red flags there.

>I heard that Mulan's remake won't have music. At least you won't hear them get butchered!

They'll just butcher the characters, the plot, the love interest, basically everything else really.
They literally got rid of Shang because he got the hots for the girly looking dude before he figured out he was actually a girl and deciding he was cool with it.

>they cast a black actress
>Yea Forums explodes

>they cast a black actress
>Yea Forums implodes

>Ginger

She's gonna be anagram'd.

>they cast a black actress
>Yea Forums applauds

youtube.com/watch?v=YigM-F4oSIE

You fell for bait.

Well given the rules of Chinese media I'm not surprised.

Apparently that's one of the reasons for Fem 007

This is the one thing that SHOULD get a remake you are all being fags

honestly, id believe any remake is coming at this point.

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this
I'm the biggest protestor of the Live-Action Renaissance but fucking hell cutting Be a Man is a bad choice.
It's not only a great song but it's such a perfect little montage. Without having watched Mulan as a kid I still feel things when she decides to go back to the pole and climb it as the chorus rises and rises IT'S SO GOOD FUCK.
When she throws the arrow on the ground I get such a good rush as well, it's just so perfect.

Honestly most of the Mulan songs are kinda meh but Make A Man Out of You is so good it saves a whole soundtrack.
Hoping they manage to at least integrate her training into the movie.

>Femm 007
chinaface dont like black people thou

>Apparently that's one of the reasons for Fem 007

When she seduces the Femme fatale assassin sent to kill her they'll lose their shit.

>Fem 007
Wait, that's real?

Also Atlantis..
It might be better as a live-action movie.

Nvm, it's already happening
movieweb.com/atlantis-lost-empire-remake-tom-holland-disney/

Goddamned negrigs.
Well, goddamn current hollywood in general with all its' goblin actors/actresses

I unironically want an Asian Jim for the recast.

Yes when they run out of animated films

only choice for the captain

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Well I could always use new fuel for the spank bank...

then they will just remake the live action ones

Maybe Jim can blow Israel Hands's/Scroop's brains out like in the book

Easy bait

>Already a diverse, INTERNATIONAL team
Can't wait for disney to fuck it up with hollywood-tier "diversity". Tommy Lee Jones would be a perfect Rourke, fight me

Oh dear Christ it doesn't end.

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they already announced lilo and stitch actually

Atlantis is slated as well, word is the mouse is trying to get Tom Holland to play Milo

>kingdom hearts
>making anything simpler rather than an autistic clusterfuck

Epic

Wouldn't be the first time, but I doubt it. It's more likely that they just smell advertising revenue on their direct stream service and so they pump these out to keep that ad money coming.

Ironically, a black cauldron remake would improve on the 1980's shitshow that was the original.

Monkey's Paw in action, I'm glad to know that all the cult film types around here are getting whats coming to them.

How hard do you think he'll try to get a role.

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because you aren't the chinese market, which this film's success rides or dies on, gotta treat ancient chinese story with respect or they will respond by not spending money

you don know that maid Marian will just be the ugly cg animals from jungle book and lion king right?

I don't know, the Russell Crowe and Taron Egerton versions were both flops despite being wildly different, so maybe that will scare Disney off

New Mulan is gonna be more directly based on the Chinese tale not a loosely adaptation like the first Disney one, it's a movie specifically made for the Popular Republic's market, so it's going to be a wuxia film.
>They literally got rid of Shang
The Chinese government doesn't allow gays in movies, that's the reason why. Disney probably is carefully following all their guidelines so the movie is allowed to play there, after all China represents potential box office of up to $700 million per movie. That explains all the changes they are doing.

didnt they already fucked that part in the live action?

>Tom Holland
Oh come on, Milo is not that-
Go on

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eh, not lanky enough

body type can be forgiven because he exhibits the necessary spastic energy that Milo possesses

also getting Holland might mean we get Zendaya as either Kiva or Rosie

probably will be beloved since the original is a bit under the radar (compared to lion king, aladdin, little mermaid, etc) and expectations won't be as high

I mean respect to the original tale and props for them doing it justice but why not just say that instead of calling it a remake of the animated film?
If they said they were doing a live action film based on the actual legend of Mulan people wouldn't be so assblasted about it.
Also Shang is my role model. Dude saw a hot piece of ass and went for it regardless about what was in the front seat.

When did Disney go wrong?

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>robin hood.
>done in claymation.
>by wes anderson or someone aping wes anderson.

I know that would be stupid but it would be funny

>red hair
god
DAMN IT

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you say that and I agree with you, but we still have stuff like the forced marriage and the bring honor to your family bullshit, themes that are more about the OG film. Disney wants to cash-in on nostalgia and familiarity just as much as they want the china bucks.
for my money going for both instead of just picking one will be this film's undoing

Poor Eddie

>All these replies to my post
I just want to see it bomb really

>What part is live action

>The ground

I'll pay for it if it ends in them getting butchered.
If it's live action then go all the way assholes.

Ooh, that is better than female Na Vi.

I think Elizabeth Debicki would make a breddy gud Captain, or maybe I just think that because she’s tall.

This is the CG we’ll end up getting though. youtu.be/gq50F-IDXDc

>want to hold on and feel I belong

>also getting Holland might mean we get Zendaya as either Kiva or Rosie
Why are you saying that like it's a good thing?

It could be awesome. It's Treasure Island in space, with age of sail solar ships flying around the cosmos. If they put in the effort it could be fucking amazing, especially because they'll have a chance to fix the pacing issues, clean up the third act, and get rid of the shit that never worked (I'm looking at you, Ben).

But it won't be awesome. It'll be another soulless shitshow from modern Disney that never should have been considered, let alone greenlit. I expect nothing good to come from this.

>It could be awesome
ok, but consider star wars

Literally impossible. Doppler is not the same species and thus would not have the same genitals. There for, if hybridization is possible, than she must have been the one to get pregnant. Therefor, females do not impregnate the males.

I haven't seen anything Star Wars after The Clone Wars cartoon
What happened to the franchise
That's something of a lie, I saw a few episodes of rebels and decided I didn't like it. But I can hardly remember it. Also maybe a movie about... some people... attacking the empire but no jedis? I don't think I paid attention, it was background noise from netflix

>Real animals and animated negroes
Kino

This could be okay. It doesn't require stupid metacommentary on past criticisms and can just be a nice sci-fi Treasure Island.

>watched Treasure Planet with my girlfriend at the time in IMAX 70mm for our first movie date at 14
>now, we're married and we have a daughter
>we will watch this remake in glorious IMAX 3D
It comes full circle.

Imagine if they get Taylor Swift to play Amelia.
She will probably be typecast to play catgirls at this point.

There was nothing wrong with KH3.

Or history repeats herself if your daughter has a boyfriend...

My daughter was just born December last year.

>body type can be forgiven because he exhibits the necessary spastic energy that Milo possesses
No he fucking doesn't. His way too calm and short and vulnerable. Milo is more of a Matthew Gray Gubler type. Fuck you.

Fair point, though to be fair, we don't have a movie release date...

Nope. Same species, but ridiculous sexual dimorphism.

Nope, that was Twitter fangirls fancasting the part that some clickbait sites decided to take seriously because there's so many goddamn Disney remakes out now that even jokes can be taken as rumors.

Honestly until Disney started doing this shit I didn't realize it was possible to strip mine non-physical things.

It's kinda fascinating, watching the abstract concept of creativity, the capacity for human thought and storytelling and culture being ruthlessly destroyed for every once of profit like and open pit mine.

I can feel my brain being smoothed out.

I am glad death is certain.

The best thing Disney can do for Kingdom Heats is the same thing they did for Power Rangers, SELL the original characters back to Square Enix who created them. Just sell them because...

1) Disney does NOT care about Kingdom Hearts.

2) Disney doesn't make much money from Kingdom Hearts in general. Even the Disney Princess Brand makes more money than Kingdom Hearts.

3) The one time I remember Disney trying something with Kingdom Hearts was Sora at one of their theme parks during the days when Kingdom Hearts was popular and fresh and new. The people still didn't know who Sora was and they got rid of the Sora suit.

4) The cancelled cartoon that one of the reasons they cancelled it was because it was too violent for their tastes.

So overall Kingdom Hearts is very USELESS to the Disney Corporation. I say sell the original characters. Sell them to Square Enix and I suppose keep the series going, but I can tell you right now Stitch ALONE makes more money for Disney than every single Kingdom Hearts Original Character put together. And I'm not taking it back. So yeah sell Sora and co. back to Square Enix. Anyone else agree?

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>live action
>not Yea Forums

Yea Forums

>We Got This Covered
>no other source
>150 replies
Yea Forums's stupidity never ceases to amaze me, it's unironically one of the boards with the lowest IQ.

we already have a live action Robin Hood

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shut the fuck up

They do? I thought it was Ice Age what they own now.

As long as they keep the sci-fi/steampunk aesthetic i'm cool with it. There's not enough of that style around in popular media and if it means sacrificing Treasure planet to accomplish then so be it.

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You are such a fucking loser that you cheer at a song about being masculine centered on a woman achieving as if she were a man. Kill yourself you emasculated twat. And if you're a regular twat? Kill yourself anyway.

I was actually joking to my roommate yesterday that all they need to do to make a great Treasure Planet remake is make the catgirl's tits twice as big.

Now that Cats is a thing I'm not so sure her being in the movie at all is a good idea.

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Of course, they love Disney and worship Super Hero Media. So there you go. Yea Forums is so stupid they think companies are friends of customers.

The last thing they will ever do for ANY female character is give her large breasts. You and I both know that. Can't offend women and make them jealous. Especially Disney who is an Estrogen Corporation. Everything Disney makes is Pro-Female Shit.

Hush incel

>Disney includes the scene of her furiously impregnating the researcher

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This is FURRY.

Yes, and?

I don't get it. Christopher Robin was actually a decent live-action movie because it was a sequel meant to be more realistic than the original.

yet it made way less money than Blue Will Smith: The Movie.

What if Salma Hayek with cat features played her?

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Normies only go watch these movies because of nostalgia. Don't think too hard about it, the more popular the original Disney movie, the more people will go to see its live action remake.

I hope this backfires with the lion king. It's the greatest movie of the golden era so fans might actually not go to watch it if it gets bombed with bad reviews.

If they tone Amelia down into just a catgirl, I'm going to be fucking pissed.

It's not going to happen. Objectively shitty movies like Batman v Superman get slammed by critics and average moviegoers alike but they still make a fuckton of money of the brand name alone. The Lion King will be hugely successful and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

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out of ALL disney animated movies this is probably one of the more reasonable picks to have a live action re-do but ehhhhh

Muppet Treasure Island is already the perfect version of that story, they don't need to make themselves look worse by trying that.

1000 bucks they'll cast a black woman

What’s with all the fake outrage?

This.
It was actually Oscar-worthy yet it didn't make that much money and Disney didn't Oscar bait the shit out of it like they did with Black Panther.

Considering this is one of those movies Disney likes to pretend doesn't exist I'll take it. It's actually pretty ripe for a decent Pirates of the Caribbean-ish movie.

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Only if they someone get Wes Anderson to do it and it is done Fantastic Mr Fox style.

I don’t think they’ll do this one. Everyone is doing Robin Hood right now. There are so many of them at least 2 came out just last year alone.

>Can't wait

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I would tap that

Same website claimed Guillermo del Toro was helming the Atlantis live action movie. del Toro himself called bullshit.

So take this with a grain of salt.

False

I call bullshit half the time that Del Toro says he's making a movie.

Filtered.

>Robin hood remake
Aand now Wes Anderson is taking over, aand now it's actually an amazing idea and I'm in

What’s do you mean by that?

I hate most of these these remakes but a Treasure Planet remake could be a great way to reintroduce a hidden gem in the Disney canon.

It wasn't particularly bad in any way, just didn't get audiences,

But now we can sit back and reap the rewards of hot nasty new rule 34 of the captain

Isn't he retired? I vote Stephen Lang.

I’m trying to imagine the development process behind all these, and all I can picture is a bunch of suits standing around screaming incoherently while throwing wads of money at each other's dicks and wondering why more money won’t come out.

Between there already being live-acted Treasure Islands and things with Treasure Planet's settings, this is even more redundant than Lion King after the play.

You know what. I support this one.
All of the others were unnecessary and bullshit, but this one actually makes some sense as a live action. And opposed to fuckin Dumbo and the Lion King, which have nothing to gain from becoming 3d, TP could have some real visual potential.

Of course they're just going to give it to an incompetent team that'll drain it of its original charm and, well, originality, but still.

>fake website

Damn, looks like an opportunity for good jokes has been wasted

>fake news
This. Why the fuck did it take so long for someone to point it out?

Good, it is my favorite Disney animated and no one fucking saw it. At least now with the remake being good or bad people will know what it was about.

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I borrowed the scratched disc of this multiple times from Video Ezy when I was a kid and it didn't work and I still have never seen it.

>wegotthiscorrect
Doubt

>The fucking robot is a sudden and unneeded tonal shift for no reason. At the very least minimize the role.
I like the robot

This is one that could actually be a good live action movie. Of course they'll probably turn everyone into negros or whatever.

Well. I got an excuse to post this outside of a filename thread.

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>Redhead
user...

Disney execs confirmed for luring Yea Forums.

You say that like it's a bad thing

They will probably turn half of the aliens into humans to save money

>funny
You mean full-on kino, friend

Disney
Where is the Anastasia remake?
The one movie that deserve one.
You own it now.
Just do it.
It would make more than treasure planet.

>Ra Ra Rasputin
>Russia's greatest love machine

based
that's the closest thing we'll ever have from a live action Nadia

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>then lilo and stitch will get a love action
>love action
Mmyess

This is one of the only animated Disney movies that I feel could work in live action.
I'm sure they'll still completely fuck up with stupid design and casting decisions, but it at least has SOME potential to be good, compared to the other shit they've put out recently.

>CGI Amelia
Preserve us. She'd either end up looking like the Na'Vi from Avatar or total shit. And she won't have Emma Thomson's buttery smooth British accent, I bet.

I don't like looking at this.

Nah copyright doesn't work like that, otherwise Mickey would be good for another 100 - but the early works are getting really close to public domain. Disney has to alter the laws themselves, rather than just make content.
Trademarks sort of do, but as long as you're releasing merch and violently beating anyone who dares infringe on your trademark, you can keep it.

>The fucking robot is a sudden and unneeded tonal shift for no reason.

You'd hate the original book, then.

is she single?

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When the fuck is Tarzan with Phil Collins song coming back?!

It's only fitting they remake the movie that killed Disney's traditional animation department.

It's specifically a "We want the Chinese market" strategy.

if they ruin my Victorian space cat I will unleash the 3rd world war
(I wish we will have an action figure of her)

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This is your fault, Yea Forums.

Don't care.
As long as the prosthetics/makeup is on point, I'm good. But knowing film making now, she will be 100% cgi.

I wish I could have a pet like that

Please, please God, don't let them make her black. This is the one thing I need, the one thing I want.

Is Disney gonna hire the crazy autist who wanted to cut off his own arm?

Checked.

>They go all the way and millions of dollars to turn him into a cyborg for the role.
The future is now.

I mean they should just adopt the saga as a whole instead of just compressing it to one film like they did the first time.

That's exactly what they're planning.

>re-use some of the fantastic mr. fox props to do a throwback to robin hood reusing cels from jungle book
I'm throwing my money at the screen but nothings happening

The Captain Cat Lady will be played by a black actress, but since she’s gonna be a cat, it’s ok. Also, if they made Silver a black guy, it wouldn’t really matter. I’d be down.

she's a canon futa

>randomly changing the race of existing characters is okay
Amelia is obviously British, user, even beyond the cat features.

TP is already on Blu-Ray.

Which then leads us into a Jim Button movie.

Implying you will be able to tell under a full CGI model.

It's a matter of principle, user. Besides, negroid features are ugly and don't mix well with feline features, and black British doesn't sound good.

This, I wouldn't have such a problem with these live action remakes if they were applied to films that could be improved by a remake

I wonder what that one user that wanted to be a cyborg because of this movie thinks of this.

Hopefully applied to play his role in it

The most patrician of opinions

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At least they can't touch Titan A.E. r-right?

not Disney

>Make a female Jim for progressive points
>She still has daddy issues and imprints on Long Dong Silver

I'm fapping already!

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Eh Holland is too young for Milo. Jesse Eisenberg would probably be a better choice.
>TFW people are going to accuse the movie of being a rip-off of Avatar despite coming out 8 years before it.

Josh Brolin would make a better choice. TLJ is too old.
He would make a decent Whitmore tough.

Who would be a good Kida? The Atlantean race is weird; they're not dark enough to be black, but they don't look Latino or Arabic either.

I have this opinion, but for The Black Cauldron.

You know Wgtc makes stuff up for clicks, right? Also Treasure Planet is never gonna happen. Biggest bomb of Disney animation and a tax write off. It was only made because Eisner was afraid that their animators would jump ship to Dreamworks. A lot of them left with Kassenberg

Will I'm Still Here play on the soundtrack or is it too dated?

Eh, any black athletic actress would do.
With Morgan Freeman as the king.

>Disney doing remakes of flawed, niche movies instead of the perfectly fine ones.
Could they salvage shit like Home On The Range and Chicken Little?

nope. think about it, if they make a girl Jim, lets call her Jimba, they would make her kill Silver by the end of the movie for epowerment points, and that would be horrible. Silver is best evil dad

>Silver
>Evil
More like antivillain though.

Not only is she ginger, and thus automatically going to get blackwashed, but they'll likely put Cats CGI onto her.

God that trailer's nauseating.

>Silver
>not already black
Retard.

Eh, too dark. Atlanteans are unironically perfect for Mulatto actors, actually.

Hes tanned and weathered, fag.

youtube.com/watch?v=bcGU8OUXCDE

This song is literally tailor made for a Wes Anderson Robin Hood remake. Sign up an indie artist and let the money roll in.

>that nose
>those lips
>those distinct palms that are whiter than the rest of the hand
>n-NO HE CAN'T BE BLACK I CAN'T LIKE A BLACK CHARACTER REEEEE

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Sad thing is all these live action pieces of shit will make money because of all the mongoloids that pay to fucking see them. Burn it all down.

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Oh boy more live action shit on Yea Forums2.0 oops I mean Yea Forums

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AND I WANT A MOMENT TO BE REAL

look up how female and male are defined

For what purpose?

>him and that guy who ships amelia and jane

he already made a reference to that movie in FMF

PLEEEEEEAAAASSSEEEE for the sake of my boner, give her another English accent like the original. That voice was pure sex in every syllable and makes me give my dick the 7-page Muda

>nose, lips
Cause he's a bear-like alien, user

>palms
Lad, I'm as white as can be and even my palms are lighter than the tops of my hands. So long as you aren't a pallid neckbeard who never leaves his basement, that's what happens when you tan.

Not every character darker than fresh snow is black for God's sake.

>"let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible"
Pure sex

its not like i didnt see it comeing but god i dreaded the day

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I blame the bastards who complain then go watch this shit anyway.
Stop going to see it, we'll never get anything new and old IPs will be eternally repeated.

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my god

also i do vaguely remember there being a mcdonalds toy of her

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Keep fooling yourself, son. Anything not to realise you idolised a black man as a father figure.

WHO why cast as silver?

>I'm not owned, im not owned!
He's definitely swarthy, I'll give you that, but he's not African dark.

who else watchd Treasure Planet and/or Titan AE again because of this thread?

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And none of the other characters are British white.

user stop please

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Cause they're all laborers and aliens, dingus. Working people tend to tan.

Welp time to burn down disney.

But Treasure Planet has room for improvement.
As does Atlantis

Why? Imagine all the porn well get of Amelia. So long as they don't anagram her.

>Improvement

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

They'll make her Chinese for the international market

That guy who was super into Long John Silver will probably like it

>veery forceful doctor. Go on, say something else
indeed

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God I wish I could kill you personally.

get ready for ugly cgi

>anagram her
Did you just come up with that turn of phrase?

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I bought it on blu-ray finally because of this thread.

I'd actually be okay with that; Asian Brit works better than Black Brit, but keeping a ginger is obviously preferable.

Nah, I've heard it said before, somewhere. It's clever though, innit?

Wish your mother could remake you into an abortion

>anagram her
what does it mean to anagram a charcter? I seen other anons saying this too

GINGER
v
NIGGER

The bigger question is whether she's a tiddy monster or not when she takes her corset off

> KH 3 is the highest selling game in the series.

It's specifically when a red headed, white character is recast as black, which is surprisingly common. I saw a pic floating around of all the occurrences.

See

>movies in 2019
>Allowing women to have big tits
Think of the blue checkmarks, user!

>wanting the sleek manly Captain to be a tiddy monster
Fucking degenerate.

Lads, look at her chest when she's in full garb. She's got a decent just al ready, and you KNOW she's wearing a corset and bra to keep her form svelte.

She almost certainly has big fat cat tats.

just rewatched the movie, this user is right.

But how many nipples?

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>just al ready
Bust already*

>you KNOW the athletic female character in a man's role is wearing a corset
Nigga she wouldn't be able to do shit if she was wearing a corset. At the first sign of exertion she'd be fainting from being out of breath.

[Spoiler]Just the normal two, but they're perky and big, not not overly so, forcing her to wear a tight bra to keep them from showing.[/spoiler]

Just shows her skills and athleticism, user ;^)

At the very least she's wearing a bra, if she's that naturally wasp waisted.

Bump

>He doesn't want to see Rage Awakened on the silver screen

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I remember the day when I was just existing peacefully until a cold shiver ran down my spine with the words "Emperor's New Groove live-action remake" etched across it, and I dismissed it because, c'mon, it can't happen.
I tell myself that every day and it's not helping

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Yes. There was a cut line that implied doppler gave birth to the babies at the end. And supplementary material confirms they are the same species.

Treasure planet is a really young movie though.

get rid of the fucking robot and this has potential to be a masterpiece.

the point is to bastardize things people liked in the first place.

it's just renewing the rights

seamen if you will

STOP MOCKING MY PENIS SIZE

You’re wrong af

>BLACKED CAULDRON

It was shit not because the limited articulation but because there was not too much of her likeness in the toy head sculpt, I think we don't have any decent figure of her the only recent female anthro figures who got a decent figure is Judy from Zootopia and Jenny from Bucky o Hare

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What? You can't just type something like that and not elaborate. I need my yuri.

I think the middle aged woman who made a fan comic and OC for Long John will love it even more.